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(Gawker)   Kate Middleton is either pregnant or really hates the cheap wine you've been serving   (gawker.com) divider line 75
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2012-09-12 04:01:17 PM

AndyT13: Who cares about Kate? PIPPA! Hey, isn't it technically Kate Mountbatten-Windsor now?

/American
//doesn't care
///PIPPA!


No it is Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge
 
2012-09-12 04:04:09 PM
Maybe she just didn't want wine. I'm sick of people automatically assuming that the first time you don't drink, it means you're pregnant. I had a family friend do that about a relation of hers the other day. "So-and-so didn't have any wine at our last get together. I think she must be pregnant!" I just replied with "Well, I'm glad she learned to control herself, you know after what happened last time ..." and walked off.
 
2012-09-12 04:13:33 PM

KingVJ: AndyT13: Who cares about Kate? PIPPA! Hey, isn't it technically Kate Mountbatten-Windsor now?

/American
//doesn't care
///PIPPA!

No it is Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge


Her Royal Highness Princess William, Duchess of Cambridge, Countess of Strathearn, Baroness Carrickfergus.
 
2012-09-12 04:16:30 PM
I read that as Kate Upton and became very sad
 
2012-09-12 04:30:14 PM

lennavan: also might be trying


Yup. That's her job description, essentially. I hope she deals with the gilded cage better than her mother-in-law did.
 
2012-09-12 04:35:34 PM

Gough: KingVJ: AndyT13: Who cares about Kate? PIPPA! Hey, isn't it technically Kate Mountbatten-Windsor now?

/American
//doesn't care
///PIPPA!

No it is Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge

Her Royal Highness Princess William, Duchess of Cambridge, Countess of Strathearn, Baroness Carrickfergus.


Also, Mountbatten-Windsor is only used for those not directly in the line of succession; and William, as the second in line to the throne is quite firmly in the line of succession.
 
2012-09-12 05:00:32 PM

yayamon: I read that as Kate Upton and became very sad


Man, I bet she'll have some nice pregger boobies, but yeah.
 
2012-09-12 05:05:49 PM
She'll be fat, ugly with droopy tits soon enough

dont hate
 
2012-09-12 05:25:39 PM

Shostie: That's not water. It's vodka vodak.

 
2012-09-12 05:47:44 PM
Ah yes, it's been a few months since the latest rounds of "Kate is pregnant!"

Time to get back on the speculating so when she eventually does get pregnant, newsource can call "first dibs"

Last year/earlier this year it was claimed she was pregnant because she didn't eat a certain kind of bean/nut paste. Because noone has allergies or taste preferences, or in her case, she's probably trying to keep very slim so they won't get on her case for being fat.
 
2012-09-12 05:54:38 PM
That's some fine headlining there, Lou
 
2012-09-12 06:05:21 PM

Civil_War2_Time: Live in the hill country near Boerne


Been through a few times. Next time I come down that way, I'll holler.
 
2012-09-12 06:11:53 PM
OMG...This thread had so much potential....
We could have had pics of Kate...but nooooo.
Some one had to turn it into a sulfate/wine argument thread.
Boo...
 
2012-09-12 06:22:50 PM

Skirl Hutsenreiter: rumpelstiltskin: After a couple hundred years of inbreeding, I've gotta think any child born to the House of Windsor is going to be a retard anyway. Might as well knock a few back while you're pregnant, Kate.

Except that Kate's a commoner. Breeding some healthy peasant blood back into their stock.


Exactly, her only job is to produce an heir and a spare that aren't deformed and as thick as pigshiat.
 
2012-09-12 06:26:51 PM
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2012-09-12 06:36:39 PM
Oh, and these just because I had them and are tangentially related.
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2012-09-12 06:40:19 PM
Came for Pippa's posterior; leaving disappointed.
 
2012-09-12 07:51:53 PM
Hopefully she'll grow a top lip.
 
2012-09-12 08:49:25 PM

Dancin_In_Anson: Civil_War2_Time: Live in the hill country near Boerne

Been through a few times. Next time I come down that way, I'll holler.


Sounds like a plan!
 
gja [TotalFark]
2012-09-12 11:07:07 PM
Herrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrres Pippa!
unit-pic.twittweb.com

encrypted-tbn3.google.com
 
2012-09-12 11:44:52 PM

Gough: Oh no, someone will drown at sea.

/Is that too obscure for Fark??


US Navy, hmm? The Canadian traditional thought was that it signified loyalty to Charles the Pretender, though modern military tradition doesn't discourage the use of water in the Toast to the Queen anymore.
 
2012-09-12 11:52:13 PM

gja: Herrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrres Pippa!
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i172.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-13 12:23:36 AM

Skirl Hutsenreiter: rumpelstiltskin: After a couple hundred years of inbreeding, I've gotta think any child born to the House of Windsor is going to be a retard anyway. Might as well knock a few back while you're pregnant, Kate.

Except that Kate's a commoner. Breeding some healthy peasant blood back into their stock.


Stock with large but healthy teeth. It could be a dental revolution!
 
2012-09-13 01:30:09 AM

Killer Cars: AndyT13: Hey, isn't it technically Kate Mountbatten-Windsor now?

I'd Mountbatten her Windor, if you know I mean.

/that means I'd like to discuss economic policy over coffee and perhaps play Scrabble with her.


That actually sound like a nice afternoon. I'd totally love to do that. I mean, I'd still want to bang her till she's dehydrated, but if scrabble and policy talk is all she'd give me, I;d take it.
 
2012-09-13 01:55:51 AM
maybe she just ate a sammich?
 
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