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(Las Vegas Review Journal)   95-year-old Vegas casino mogul Kirk Kerkorian breaks engagement to widow of Rodney Dangerfield, announces engagement to "longtime friend," one-time model, and widow of oil mogul. No respect, no respect   ( divider line
    More: Obvious, Rodney Dangerfield, casino mogul, Kirk Kerkorian, MGM Resorts International, human beings, Mimi Rogers, Dennis Quaid, MGM Grand  
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2012-09-12 12:24:42 PM  
Rodney Dangerfield is the most relevant person in this story, and he's been dead for a decade.
2012-09-12 01:16:21 PM  
If the jokes Rodney was telling were true I wouldnt want to be married to her either.
2012-09-12 01:16:39 PM  

WTF Indeed: Rodney Dangerfield is the most relevant person in this story, and he's been dead for a decade.

2012-09-12 03:40:36 PM  
she cut him down to once a week...two other guys she cutoff all together
2012-09-12 03:47:45 PM  
The guy is obviously gay, he is marrying a Beard.
2012-09-12 03:56:19 PM  
He's rich...boy he's rich I tell ya'.

But he grew up poor...If he wasn't born a boy he wouldn't have had anything to play with...
2012-09-12 03:59:53 PM  
"...Las Vegan, Joan Dangerfield"
I need a nap, I read that and thought, "Wow, I had no idea Rodney Dangerfield was married to a Mexican that didn't eat meat, dairy, or eggs."
2012-09-12 04:03:01 PM  
"I take my wife everywhere, she always finds her way back"
2012-09-12 04:16:36 PM  
I got in a cab and said "take me somewhere I can get some action. " He took me to my house
2012-09-12 04:22:32 PM

2012-09-12 04:35:26 PM  
Rodney was probably the most important figure in comedy in the last 35 years.
2012-09-12 04:44:45 PM  
Take my wife.... Please.
2012-09-12 05:16:32 PM  
Oh come on, he's 95. The actual accomplishment here is that he recognized either of them..
2012-09-12 05:33:54 PM  
Right after the Bellagio was taken over by those thugs from the MGM Grand, we EVS employees were told be on the lookout for a little old man in a torn and stained jumpsuit running around the casino floor. If we saw him, we were supposed to get as busy as possible. It turned out that the little old man was Kirk Kerkorian.
2012-09-12 05:36:02 PM  
Joan Dangerfield has eaten more prunes than my great aunt Edith.
2012-09-12 05:37:35 PM  
When she said "I Do," I should have asked "With Who?"
2012-09-12 06:00:09 PM  
Kirk Kerkorian is still alive?
2012-09-12 06:18:25 PM  
"My wife called me the other day she says there's something wrong with the car I ask her what's wrong she says there's water in the carbeurator I said how do you know that she says because it's at the bottom of the lake."
2012-09-12 06:48:32 PM  
She used to run a business selling giant roses grown in the Amazon jungle.

gravemarker of the website:
2012-09-13 02:46:46 AM  

r1chard3: Take my wife.... Please.

Biatch be all stretcthed out.
2012-09-13 04:16:07 PM  
I'm not gay... or into old people, but that guy looks great for 95 years old.

Why in the world would someone with that much money get married to anyone? Dude, just ride the train. You're almost at the station any way.
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