Do not fark with those that spend their time around motorbikes (not piddly mopeds), especially in farking Croydon

Stantz: Do not fark with those that spend their time around motorbikes (not piddly mopeds), especially in farking Croydon

Sorry, but the whole thing looked like a chick fight.

Should have kept the shiatty moped to track those idiots down.

The "gang" were probably some ponces from Selsdon lol

They want information about the culprits, did they not catch the plate from that scooter?

 

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Chagrin: Stantz: Do not fark with those that spend their time around motorbikes (not piddly mopeds), especially in farking Croydon

Sorry, but the whole thing looked like a chick fight.

Exactly. The moped riders were probably teenage chancers, hoping their 'intimidating' appearance and sheer numbers would be enough to be able to just walk away with a bike or two.

Subby, where is the Nickelback warning??

Tenatra: They want information about the culprits, did they not catch the plate from that scooter?

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Much better when BennyHillified...

dahmers love zombie: 1: Please do not dub shiate music over your silent video. If you feel like a real director, do your own narration.

2: It took me a moment to realize that this happened in the UK, and as such none of the scumbags were going to get blown away. Pity.

3: The guy who keeps getting slammed off of his scooter is classic.

Sorry, Nickleback is the most appropriate music for a fail video.

If the guy at the end could have shoved the metal bar into the front wheel of that scooter it would have been epic.

Why didn't they just take any of the bikes parked on the sidewalk?

amindtat: Why didn't they just take any of the bikes parked on the sidewalk?

Because the bikes parked outside are usually the cheapest secondhand rubbish they have in stock.

That place is down the road from me.

/Disappointed that there was no violence involved.

dahmers love zombie: 2: It took me a moment to realize that this happened in the UK, and as such none of the scumbags were going to get blown away. Pity.

Yeah. The only Ducati shop I know of is in Watkinsville, GA, and I'm pretty sure these guys would have been shot. If not at the theft then when they came with the hammers and bars and such.

whats up with that dumbass on the scooter? Pulls up, sits on the scooter for a while, gets off and kinda halfheartedly tugs on the bike once or twice, then goes over and sits on the scooter and waits as guys walk up and shove him off. Then gets on and does it again.

That ended well enough. I was expecting a serious beatdown, subby.

It's pretty funny when it gets Benny Hillified.

Snapper Carr: Mute the left video and enjoy

Oh thank god.

I could watch Mr. Safety Vest getting shoved off his gay little scooter all damn day long. And that half-hearted brandishing of the hammer....farking classic.

I would have more than pushed that guy off his scooter, I would have grabbed that thing and started dragging it down the street until the whole side was scratched down to the bare metal, then hopped and ride it to the nearest hill and let it freewheel into a wall.

Why the hell would you put up resistance unless your business wasn't insured against that kind of loss? It's not worth getting a pipe through your skull just to defend the inventory. Just let the guys ride off and call your insurance company.

lohphat: stiletto_the_wise: Why the hell would you put up resistance unless your business wasn't insured against that kind of loss? It's not worth getting a pipe through your skull just to defend the inventory. Just let the guys ride off and call your insurance company.

Because their they're English and have not been neutered by the legal caste yet. They actually man-up and fight.

FTFY

Your English might not be neutered, but it's been kicked in the balls once or twice...

I initially read that as "Compton"?

[My Brain] Boy, that seems like a dangerous place to rob a business owner.

*gears turning*

[My Brain] A Ducati dealership? In Compton?!

I dug the guy in the white shirt, but what's with loading up on the metal bars and not actually hitting someone with it? Seems like you're pretty much pot committed at that point.

cannotsuggestaname: they need to learn to facemask a fool wearing a helmet. Drag 'em around by it, kick 'em a few times while they are down. Get the biggest guy around to sit on them and then phone the police. Might want to get the big guy to bounce up and down a few times on their ribs just to keep the compliant.

I guess my post didn't go through but this is pretty much what I said. When fighting someone who is wearing a helmet, grab the front part that covers their mouth and yank. The body goes where the head goes. Just like when riding.

echri: whats up with that dumbass on the scooter? Pulls up, sits on the scooter for a while, gets off and kinda halfheartedly tugs on the bike once or twice, then goes over and sits on the scooter and waits as guys walk up and shove him off. Then gets on and does it again.

If you read the comments on the Youtube vid, near the bottom, it looks like he was commenting on there that he was just an innocent bystander. All his comments have been deleted but you can get what he was saying from the ansers

Isn't it against the law in Great Britain to fight back?

workaholicandy: echri: whats up with that dumbass on the scooter? Pulls up, sits on the scooter for a while, gets off and kinda halfheartedly tugs on the bike once or twice, then goes over and sits on the scooter and waits as guys walk up and shove him off. Then gets on and does it again.

If you read the comments on the Youtube vid, near the bottom, it looks like he was commenting on there that he was just an innocent bystander. All his comments have been deleted but you can get what he was saying from the ansers

Innocent bystander my ass. If you drive off with the criminals, you're not a bystander.

One thing I'm confused about from watching the video is the getaway plan. I'm assuming the bikes on display do not have the keys in them, right? So how are these people going to take off with them? Are they that easy to hotwire? If not, then are they just going to push them to their hideout (seems like they all rode in on bikes or scooters, so no flatbed truck to transport the bike, etc.)?

PsyLord: One thing I'm confused about from watching the video is the getaway plan. I'm assuming the bikes on display do not have the keys in them, right? So how are these people going to take off with them? Are they that easy to hotwire? If not, then are they just going to push them to their hideout (seems like they all rode in on bikes or scooters, so no flatbed truck to transport the bike, etc.)?

I think it's safe to assume that these weren't the brightest chaps.

under a mountain: Isn't it against the law in Great Britain to fight back?

It's only against the law to use excessive force. People in Britain who have legally owned guns have used them to shoot home invaders. Sure they get arrested since the police have to investigate but once its confirmed that you weren't shooting at them as they were fleeing they let you go.

The big no no is harming people when your life isn't in danger. There was a recent case where a gang broke into a family home held the family hostage while they ransacked the place. After the crooks left, the family got a large group of adults to chase them down. One of the crooks was beaten so hard with a cricket bat he ended up brain damaged.

They went to jail

As someone who had his bike stolen over a month ago, these assholes deserve a SERIOUS beating.

mooseyfate: PsyLord: One thing I'm confused about from watching the video is the getaway plan. I'm assuming the bikes on display do not have the keys in them, right? So how are these people going to take off with them? Are they that easy to hotwire? If not, then are they just going to push them to their hideout (seems like they all rode in on bikes or scooters, so no flatbed truck to transport the bike, etc.)?

I think it's safe to assume that these weren't the brightest chaps.

It looked like a bicycle rider that rode through at the end might have been a part of the plan also. Maybe one of the guys would have radioed a tow truck or something to haul them off...

/we had a couple or a few guys loading up our snowmobiles one night during a little party. Some of our employees were coming into the party and thought that it was legit and actually helped them load up.
//not a dealer, just a fleet
///ski-doo had the vin numbers, they were reported stolen and all that, but we never saw the machines again

PsyLord: One thing I'm confused about from watching the video is the getaway plan. I'm assuming the bikes on display do not have the keys in them, right? So how are these people going to take off with them? Are they that easy to hotwire? If not, then are they just going to push them to their hideout (seems like they all rode in on bikes or scooters, so no flatbed truck to transport the bike, etc.)?

It's called a towie. hook a rope from the moped to the bike then 1 chav on the moped tows the motorbike whilst another chav steers it

question is: who would want to rob italian trash???

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