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(BBC)   Facebook stabbing death party was 'invitation only.' Man, I never get invited to the good parties   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 30
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2012-09-12 01:15:30 PM
Jay Whiston, a 17-year-old A-level student

Is this in metric or imperial?
 
2012-09-12 01:15:51 PM
Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go, I wanna be serrated.
Nothing to do, nowhere to go, I wanna be serrated.
 
2012-09-12 01:16:09 PM

Rapmaster2000: Jay Whiston, a 17-year-old A-level student

Is this in metric or imperial?


In self-esteem Nanny State Britain, all students are A-level.
 
2012-09-12 01:17:06 PM
Stabbing Party sounds like it would be an awesome metal band.
 
2012-09-12 01:19:46 PM
 
2012-09-12 01:20:04 PM
Dude got poked.
 
2012-09-12 01:21:20 PM

Oafmeel: Stabbing Party sounds like it would be an awesome metal band.


remember Stabbing Westward? me neither
 
2012-09-12 01:22:42 PM
t3.gstatic.com

I'd rather go to this guys stabbing party. I hear they have them on boats.
 
2012-09-12 01:23:47 PM
This is why you never invite Internet Friends to a Knife Party.
 
2012-09-12 01:24:05 PM
Well, I remember that last time I showed up uninvited to that stabbing party in the park.

Boy, that was the worst summer Shakespeare in the park ever.
 
2012-09-12 01:27:29 PM

croesius: This is why you never invite Internet Friends to a Knife Party.


Or invite random strangers to your murder party.

www.brooklynpaper.com
 
2012-09-12 01:30:08 PM
"I didn't get invited to a second degree assault party." 

www.bloodsprayer.com
 
2012-09-12 01:32:31 PM
Two adults in charge of 100 kids. What could go wrong?
 
2012-09-12 01:35:12 PM

uncleacid: Two adults in charge of 100 kids. What could go wrong?


For some reason that made me think of Congress.
 
2012-09-12 01:35:29 PM

uncleacid: Two adults in charge of 100 kids. What could go wrong?


I wonder if this has to do with that trend of hooligans scouring facebook and looking for parties to crash. Even if someone sends out personalized telegraphs to their friends it won't matter if someone posts on their status "Going Britney Johnson's party tonight, LOL!"
 
2012-09-12 01:39:29 PM
What if they gave a stabbimng party and nobody came?
 
2012-09-12 01:45:17 PM
What if I bring a gun to a stabbing party?.
 
2012-09-12 01:54:25 PM
What if I bring a knife to a lemon party?
 
2012-09-12 01:57:53 PM
Who wants to Jammy Shuffle?
 
2012-09-12 01:58:31 PM
My belief is don't go to a stabbing party without a GUN
 
2012-09-12 02:02:45 PM
FTFA: died from a stab wound. Police have confirmed they believe a knife was used in the killing.

Well, duh....


/also, I read the headline as this was a stabbing party, as in the whole purpose of the party (planned ahead of time) was for someone to get stabbed.....
 
2012-09-12 02:03:07 PM
www.ape-o-naut.org

"Those fools on shore will never know the simple joys of a monkey knife fight."
 
2012-09-12 02:11:14 PM
Police said every teenager at the party in Marlowe Way was a potential key witness perpetrator

There - all corrected
 
2012-09-12 02:22:27 PM
That's about half a mile from where I grew up. Unless it's changed a lot since then, not the sort of place you'd expect that to happen.
 
2012-09-12 02:28:23 PM
All of these comments and no [Like] ???


/slipping
//sliding
///slashing
 
2012-09-12 02:51:16 PM
 
2012-09-12 02:56:31 PM
"Jay Whiston, a 17-year-old A-level student from the Clacton area, died after he was stabbed in Marlowe Way, Colchester, on Saturday night."

Aw dude. Right in the Marlowe Way.
 
2012-09-12 02:59:51 PM

Cthulhu11: [www.ape-o-naut.org image 200x150]

"Those fools on shore will never know the simple joys of a monkey knife fight."


"He ain't pretty no more!!"
 
2012-09-12 04:33:28 PM
That party was killer.
 
2012-09-12 07:51:53 PM

croesius: This is why you never invite Internet Friends to a Knife Party.


You dolt, you didn't even include the link:
Video NSFW
 
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