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(BBC)   On the bright side, you now have a reason to cram as much cat food as you can into your cat   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 45
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2012-09-12 12:33:14 PM  
The RSPCA said a health conscious owner was being sought for both cats to get them on a diet.

Maybe try sticking them in an empty house without food for a month?
 
2012-09-12 12:48:32 PM  

Therion: The RSPCA said a health conscious owner was being sought for both cats to get them on a diet.

Maybe try sticking them in an empty house without food for a month?


These cats are gonna have some pretty farked up food security issues going forward as it is.
 
2012-09-12 12:54:17 PM  
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2012-09-12 02:52:41 PM  
tape a laser pointer to a slow ceiling fan and those cats will take the weight off in a day.
 
2012-09-12 04:03:01 PM  
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
 
2012-09-12 04:06:19 PM  
Wonder what happened to the owner? I mean, he/she cared enough about them to feed them to excess, doesn't make sense that they'd just go off and leave them.

Maybe they ate the owner, that's why they're so overweight.
 
2012-09-12 04:06:36 PM  
My cat's breath tastes like the neighbor's Pomeranian.
 
2012-09-12 04:06:45 PM  
I thought the cats were overfed on the owner, then it said he died at the hospital
 
2012-09-12 04:07:50 PM  

fappomatic: My cat's breath tastes like the neighbor's Pomeranian.


Why are you french kissing your cat?
 
2012-09-12 04:08:55 PM  
Jeez, and I flip out when I can't find a cat sitter for the weekend.
 
2012-09-12 04:10:17 PM  
I'm surprised these cats survived, because very often obese cats that are suddenly starved will develop a disease known as fatty liver syndrome. And the cat's liver will shut down.

///not sure how it works, but it's very real!
 
2012-09-12 04:11:18 PM  

fat boy: I thought the cats were overfed on the owner, then it said he died at the hospital


I swear I read all 5 lines of the "article" and somehow I missed that. Duh!!
 
2012-09-12 04:12:05 PM  
MOAR fat cat pics!
 
2012-09-12 04:15:08 PM  
Feline Foie Gras? Anybody? No? More for me then.
 
2012-09-12 04:18:56 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: My cat's breath smells like cat food.


I bent my wookie.
 
2012-09-12 04:19:45 PM  
My mother's cat could probably go 2 months without food. Bugger weighs close to 27 pounds I bet.
 
2012-09-12 04:19:49 PM  
Oooohooh that smell...
Can't you smell that smell?
The smell of cats around you...
 
2012-09-12 04:20:21 PM  

jaxspellinar: fappomatic: My cat's breath tastes like the neighbor's Pomeranian.

Why are you french kissing your cat?


Don't judge me!
 
2012-09-12 04:20:30 PM  
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2012-09-12 04:22:35 PM  
We don't have to cram, she takes that liberty all by herself. Little fatty
 
2012-09-12 04:24:59 PM  
Well thank heavens! I've been looking for a reason to do that, but I keep getting held back by society's rules. "Don't force-feed your cat," people say. "Good lord, what have you done to your cat," they say, adding "that's grotesque!"

But now! Now I have a good reason, and I shall not be held back from my dreams any more!
 
2012-09-12 04:25:27 PM  

fat boy: I thought the cats were overfed on the owner, then it said he died at the hospital


More specifically, it said that he died at hospital.

Brb need to drive car
 
2012-09-12 04:29:11 PM  
The cats weighed 9 kilos? Close the door and wait another month, they're still too fat.
 
2012-09-12 04:30:08 PM  
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2012-09-12 04:43:20 PM  

fat boy: I thought the cats were overfed on the owner, then it said he died at the hospital


Well, the neighbors each weighed just over nine kilos, so they are getting a kick out of your response.
 
2012-09-12 04:50:57 PM  

Mishno: The cats weighed 9 kilos? Close the door and wait another month, they're still too fat.


Where'd they get water, I wonder?

My cat is like 9 pounds. She'd probably starve to death in a week.
 
2012-09-12 04:54:10 PM  
I have to have a reason not to feed my cat. She gets very very gruntled if I miss so much as a single mealtime.

She's an indoor-outdoor cat, though, so only 9 pounds.
 
2012-09-12 05:15:16 PM  

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Thanks for supplying this weeks desktop background. I lol'd!
 
2012-09-12 05:16:37 PM  

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Oh holy crap I just laughed out loud and now I can't stop giggling.
 
2012-09-12 05:25:00 PM  

dv-ous: Mishno: The cats weighed 9 kilos? Close the door and wait another month, they're still too fat.

Where'd they get water, I wonder?

My cat is like 9 pounds. She'd probably starve to death in a week.


Am I only the only person who leaves a faucet running for the cats?

My cats are so demanding they will go meow at the tub faucet like they can't bloody well hear the sink going. Then if you go downstairs they want THAT faucet going. Spoiled little brats.
 
2012-09-12 05:30:21 PM  

LaraAmber: dv-ous: Mishno: The cats weighed 9 kilos? Close the door and wait another month, they're still too fat.

Where'd they get water, I wonder?

My cat is like 9 pounds. She'd probably starve to death in a week.

Am I only the only person who leaves a faucet running for the cats?

My cats are so demanding they will go meow at the tub faucet like they can't bloody well hear the sink going. Then if you go downstairs they want THAT faucet going. Spoiled little brats.


And you go downstairs for them, dontcha?

My cat owns our house, she just lets us stay here so we can open the catfood cans.
 
2012-09-12 05:45:49 PM  

dv-ous: Mishno: The cats weighed 9 kilos? Close the door and wait another month, they're still too fat.

Where'd they get water, I wonder?

My cat is like 9 pounds. She'd probably starve to death in a week.


The toilet?
 
2012-09-12 05:52:06 PM  
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2012-09-12 05:59:02 PM  

jaxspellinar: fappomatic: My cat's breath tastes like the neighbor's Pomeranian.

Why are you french kissing your cat?


Or, worse, the neighbor's Pomeranian?

/can haz cheezburgerz!
 
2012-09-12 06:01:50 PM  

LaraAmber: dv-ous: Mishno: The cats weighed 9 kilos? Close the door and wait another month, they're still too fat.

Where'd they get water, I wonder?

My cat is like 9 pounds. She'd probably starve to death in a week.

Am I only the only person who leaves a faucet running for the cats?

My cats are so demanding they will go meow at the tub faucet like they can't bloody well hear the sink going. Then if you go downstairs they want THAT faucet going. Spoiled little brats.


We leave a tap running for our feline overlord. Apparently the water in his bowl is poisoned, or said unkind things about his mother - either way, it's tap water only for him. Thank fark he hasn't discovered Evian.
 
2012-09-12 06:19:20 PM  

Novart: dv-ous: Mishno: The cats weighed 9 kilos? Close the door and wait another month, they're still too fat.

Where'd they get water, I wonder?

My cat is like 9 pounds. She'd probably starve to death in a week.

The toilet?


My fat cat, rest her soul, couldn't get her head down to the water in the toilet without falling in. It's not an option for really fat cats because they lose a lot of their flexibility.
 
2012-09-12 07:00:03 PM  
What?!? No picture?!? OUTRAGE!!!!!
 
2012-09-12 07:21:05 PM  
My cat is named DireKitty, well because she is pretty big. If we aren't constantly feeding her she howls as loud as she can in your ear.

/I am an enabler. As we speak she is trying to eat my phone.
 
2012-09-12 08:10:28 PM  
9 kilos after a month without food? As pointed out already, they were still too fat.

Nine kilos is 19.8 pounds American. It would be like leaving Homer Simpson without food for a month and coming back to find he still weighs 280 pounds.

OMG. Poor kitties. Their fur coats must have been dragging on the floor by then. Oh well, at least they probably found it easier to bathe.
 
2012-09-12 09:51:01 PM  
There were only two cats left, but how many were in the house to begin with?
 
2012-09-12 10:28:48 PM  
Stuff your pussy, you say?
 
2012-09-12 11:00:34 PM  
My gf went out the other night and the cats were out of food and I couldn't find the cat food so I put a half a chicken tender in their bowl. They sniffed it but didn't eat it. My gf came home and flipped out.
 
2012-09-13 12:18:48 AM  

Novart: dv-ous: Mishno: The cats weighed 9 kilos? Close the door and wait another month, they're still too fat.

Where'd they get water, I wonder?

My cat is like 9 pounds. She'd probably starve to death in a week.

The toilet?


Last time I had to be gone, I left a bowl in the bathtub and the faucet on 'just barely trickle'. Had a catsitter, knew she wouldn't let their free-feed station run empty, but didn't *quite* trust her about 'coming every day to make sure they had fresh water'.

My second youngest cat D'Artagnan looks as though he hasn't been fed for weeks....but he weighs 12 lbs. Lean, slinky, solid muscle, that boy...likes his kibble, but think he prefers his dinner "...raw and wrrriggling!"
 
2012-09-13 12:40:20 AM  
I thought my cat was fat (named fatcat), but seein' what i've seen in
this thread, he's just fine at 18 pounds. he goes through an 18 lb sack
of cat food in a month or so, and supplements it with about a side dish a
week of chipmunk, mouse,lizard, or go-fair. had him ten years and he's
100 percent trouble-free. I can leave him for a week at a time and he's
happy as a (clam?) fatcat....
 
2012-09-13 05:04:47 AM  
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