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(Philly Burbs)   Woman asks motorists if they want to see her lady parts for money   (phillyburbs.com) divider line 49
    More: Asinine, magisterial district, Uniontown, motorists, prisons, Jackie Hatter  
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2012-09-12 12:24:15 PM
Asinine, subby?

Was her face a two?
 
2012-09-12 12:42:00 PM
Not sure why that should be illegal, unless it was a traffic danger.

Otherwise it is the American entrepreneurial spirit at work.
 
2012-09-12 01:37:22 PM
This sounds PCP-ish.
 
2012-09-12 02:13:07 PM
 
2012-09-12 02:32:54 PM
Anyone asking if you want to see their lady parts, you probably don't want to see their lady parts.
 
2012-09-12 02:33:26 PM
....and immediately caused a 30-car pile-up as hundreds of men screeched to a halt to get a look at that, even though it was quite average and they could see better anytime they had an internet connection.

Who's asinine, now?
 
2012-09-12 02:33:55 PM
Is the tag for the use of the phrase "lady parts" in TFA?
 
2012-09-12 02:34:19 PM
25,000 bail, wow thats huge!
 
2012-09-12 02:34:49 PM
Give me fifty bucks and I'll take a peek.
 
2012-09-12 02:35:10 PM

Apos: This sounds PCP-ish.


nightmare hallucinogenic

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i.ytimg.com
 
2012-09-12 02:35:18 PM
Maybe if there were some sort of interesting downstairs mix-up.
 
2012-09-12 02:36:34 PM
I prefer to view the headline as "Police take away woman's right to work"

I would be right there with her if not for the fact I probably couldn't pay someone to look at my wang.
 
2012-09-12 02:38:41 PM
So, did they make hand love?

www.v2cigs.com
 
2012-09-12 02:40:10 PM
Maybe if she just spread eagle people would just toss money in like a toll booth.
 
2012-09-12 02:40:35 PM
FTFA: "Still, with all the strangeness I encounter on a daily basis, I've yet to have a woman approach me while I'm driving and offer to disrobe in exchange for cash."

Then you are doing it wrong.
 
2012-09-12 02:41:30 PM

Do the needful: Maybe if she just spread eagle people would just toss money in like a toll booth.


NOOO!!
 
2012-09-12 02:42:43 PM
Because driving with a hard-on is fun, or it sucked back into your body is even more comfortable.
 
2012-09-12 02:42:45 PM
Open them up, see whats inside.
 
2012-09-12 02:42:49 PM
The mad Hatter?
 
2012-09-12 02:43:22 PM

cryinoutloud: ....and immediately caused a 30-car pile-up as hundreds of men screeched to a halt to get a look at that, even though it was quite average and they could see better anytime they had an internet connection.

Who's asinine, now?


You see one lady part, you pretty much... want to see everyone's lady parts
/can't help it, the way men are wired
//worked my way through college in hospitals
///could...NOT...look...away!
 
2012-09-12 02:47:34 PM

cryinoutloud: ....and immediately caused a 30-car pile-up as hundreds of men screeched to a halt to get a look at that, even though it was quite average and they could see better anytime they had an internet connection.

Who's asinine, now?


Couldn't find any takers huh?
 
2012-09-12 02:47:47 PM
Well, she'll definitely see all the helpl one might imagine.
 
2012-09-12 02:48:22 PM
I'm betting paranoid schizophrenic off her meds, convinced she had been made unattractive by some outside force AND had all her money stolen by aliens, black police, the government, etc.

This way she makes money AND shows those Outside Forces that they can't take away a woman's good looks with their curses. Two birds with one stone!
 
2012-09-12 02:50:01 PM
jenacide!!
 
2012-09-12 02:52:40 PM
I was wondering if it was the young lady down by the Martin Luther King Bridge (Why yes, it does go in to East St. Louis). I think her sign is just a plea for cash. She needs money for her and the couple of guys who try to hide behind a pillar. I try not to make eye contact.

Back in the 80's, I was driving from college to work and I went through Brooklyn Illinois. It has/had three strip bars and a couple of adult businesses. It was about 11 in the AM and the Illinois Secretary of State Police had someone pulled over on route 3 and National City was running a serious radar trap (they were famous for their speed traps). In between these two law enforcement entities was a lady standing on the shoulder of the road. She was wearing a fur coat and a huge smile. As I carefully rolled past, she let out a weird yell and half flashed me. Part of the fur coat covered the naughty bits but the open part showed no possibility of clothing. Then she laughed a very sincere and happy laugh. Yeah. She made my day but I had just finished four hours of school and I was going in to a 12.5 hour shift at work. Just her smile would have made my day.
 
2012-09-12 02:57:58 PM
I'm not sure how much I should charge her.
 
2012-09-12 02:58:43 PM

Do the needful: Maybe if she just spread eagle people would just toss money in like a toll booth.


The worst part is that you don't even have to be that accurate. Anything within 6" just gets slurped in! ^_^
 
2012-09-12 03:01:18 PM
I'd need photographic evidence of the defendant before making my decision
 
2012-09-12 03:07:16 PM
Did that godaddy outage affect myfreecams.com? Girl's gotta make them tokens somehow!
 
2012-09-12 03:09:03 PM
But does she make a good latte?


/obscure?
 
2012-09-12 03:09:36 PM
Does she also wash cars?
 
2012-09-12 03:10:01 PM
Hey buddy! Wanna see something?

img194.imageshack.us
 
2012-09-12 03:11:31 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: Not sure why that should be illegal, unless it was a traffic danger.

Otherwise it is the American entrepreneurial spirit at work.


You've heard of suicide by cop?
This was preventing suicide by cop.

She pretty clearly knew she needed help, and desperately wanted to be arrested. Dunno if she's nuts or if she's in withrawl from something really nasty.
 
2012-09-12 03:13:01 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-12 03:14:35 PM
Probably not. Google maps shows the location as being right outside the city women's shelter.
 
2012-09-12 03:47:10 PM

Hershey Highway Patrol: Hey buddy! Wanna see something?

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I'd give that lady five bucks if she let me pet her beaver.
 
2012-09-12 04:08:42 PM

topcon: Anyone asking if you want to see their lady parts, you probably don't want to see their lady parts.


I kinda do. I'm sure I'll regret it, but still. I can't help it.
 
2012-09-12 04:44:34 PM
How much did she offer to pay?
 
2012-09-12 05:51:54 PM
I bet when she got arrested she was mad as a....mad as a....uh...mad as a something.
 
2012-09-12 06:32:08 PM
I had a young woman offer a BJ for money in a grocery store parking lot close to Christmas so she could buy presents for her kids.

I guess moms are highly moyivated.
 
2012-09-12 06:46:41 PM

wambu: I had a young woman offer a BJ for money in a grocery store parking lot close to Christmas so she could buy presents for her kids.

I guess moms are highly moyivated.


In the spirit of the season, I presume you produced the yule log for her?
 
2012-09-12 06:47:18 PM

wambu: I had a young woman offer a BJ for money in a grocery store parking lot close to Christmas so she could buy presents for her kids.

I guess moms are highly moyivated.


wambu: I had a young woman offer a BJ for money in a grocery store parking lot close to Christmas so she could buy presents for her kids.

I guess moms are highly moyivated.


If she really wanted to buy presents for her kids, she would have at least offered a rusty trombone.
 
2012-09-12 07:20:04 PM

Salmon: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 259x320]


What the hell is that?
 
2012-09-12 07:45:03 PM

Inhalien: Salmon: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 259x320]

What the hell is that?


Well, son, it seems to be one o' them wee people.
 
2012-09-12 07:57:30 PM

The Muthaship: wambu: I had a young woman offer a BJ for money in a grocery store parking lot close to Christmas so she could buy presents for her kids.

I guess moms are highly moyivated.

In the spirit of the season, I presume you produced the yule log for her?


Just a little "HO HO HO".
 
2012-09-12 09:30:31 PM
Well take a good look at the legs especially the lower part. It looks like demonic Photoshop trickery.
 
2012-09-12 10:42:57 PM

Mega Steve: I'd need photographic evidence of the defendant before making my decision


She's a rough looking 35....I'm thinking you don't want to see more.

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2012-09-13 02:36:12 PM

Harry Freakstorm: I was wondering if it was the young lady down by the Martin Luther King Bridge (Why yes, it does go in to East St. Louis). I think her sign is just a plea for cash. She needs money for her and the couple of guys who try to hide behind a pillar. I try not to make eye contact.

Back in the 80's, I was driving from college to work and I went through Brooklyn Illinois. It has/had three strip bars and a couple of adult businesses. It was about 11 in the AM and the Illinois Secretary of State Police had someone pulled over on route 3 and National City was running a serious radar trap (they were famous for their speed traps). In between these two law enforcement entities was a lady standing on the shoulder of the road. She was wearing a fur coat and a huge smile. As I carefully rolled past, she let out a weird yell and half flashed me. Part of the fur coat covered the naughty bits but the open part showed no possibility of clothing. Then she laughed a very sincere and happy laugh. Yeah. She made my day but I had just finished four hours of school and I was going in to a 12.5 hour shift at work. Just her smile would have made my day.


I've been through that strip in Brooklyn, IL. If you've read Snow Crash, you might remember the part where Y.T. is about to skate through a part of LA that's described as being so bad that teenage boys from the burbclaves prove their manhood just by driving through without stopping. That's about how bad Brooklyn is.
 
2012-09-14 08:00:27 PM
For an extra twenty bucks, she'll let you ask her what she's reading.
 
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