If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Sun Sentinel)   Remember the good old days when bank robbers used to give tellers hand-written notes informing them that they were being robbed? Now the bad guys are using smartphones to type out stick-up notes   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 17
    More: Florida, bank robbers, robbery, Pembroke Pines, smartphones  
•       •       •

2038 clicks; posted to Main » on 12 Sep 2012 at 1:31 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



17 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread
 
2012-09-12 01:32:43 PM
seattle98.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-09-12 01:33:28 PM
"I don't have any signal right now, sir, you'll have to rob a bank with a better connection."
 
2012-09-12 01:35:40 PM

OldManDownDRoad: [seattle98.files.wordpress.com image 316x195]


Came for THIS!!!


It says you're holding a "gub." What's a "gub"?
 
2012-09-12 01:36:33 PM
There oughta be an app for that.

iArmedRobberyMate
 
2012-09-12 01:41:32 PM

OldManDownDRoad: [seattle98.files.wordpress.com image 316x195]


Dobe in one.

/No, that should say, "Done in one."
//Looks like "Dobe" to me.
///etc.
////[slowclap.jpg]
 
2012-09-12 01:46:42 PM
CSB: My nephew was one of the responding LEOs
 
2012-09-12 01:49:03 PM
U R bein r0bb3d!! OMGWTFLOL!!
 
2012-09-12 01:54:37 PM
Rob a bank by IM

I'm here to rob this back no one move!
>Teller01 Oh Noes
>Teller02 Oh my!
>Teller03 (Is On Break)

Give me your money!
>Teller01 $$$
>Teller02 $$$
>Teller03 (Is On Break)

$$$$$$ Success!

*$$*$** Hey! What the?
****** Oh no! Exploding die packs! I'm covered with ****
>Teller01 Hee hee
>Teller02 sux2bu
>Teller03 Hey. What's going on? Oh cool!
 
2012-09-12 01:56:03 PM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: OldManDownDRoad: [seattle98.files.wordpress.com image 316x195]

Came for THIS!!!


It says you're holding a "gub." What's a "gub"?


Damn Siri!
 
2012-09-12 02:26:24 PM
Ah, what an inventive strategy. I hear this tek-nowl-O-gee thing tends to confuse a lot of folk down in those parts.
 
2012-09-12 02:37:08 PM
www.wearysloth.com

/nods in agreement
//the point of the story isn't the little girl
///the point of the story is that they robbed a bank with a telephone
 
2012-09-12 03:19:42 PM

stonicus: U R bein r0bb3d!! OMGWTFLOL!!


Came in to say:

Giv $$$$$
Or diaf
kthx
Bye
 
2012-09-12 05:54:41 PM

skink: CSB: My nephew was one of the responding LEOs


Did he text you?
 
2012-09-12 06:33:19 PM
Waiting for auto-correct hilarity on this.
 
2012-09-12 07:27:13 PM
( obviously, fark.com uses a filter for soviet russia, in .. )
 
2012-09-12 07:29:12 PM
ISV, bankers rob U!
ha!
 
2012-09-12 11:55:06 PM

OldManDownDRoad: [seattle98.files.wordpress.com image 316x195]


Came for this. Leaving satisfied.
 
Displayed 17 of 17 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report