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(Fox News)   After such an epic fail on green energy jobs by Obama, Department of Defense is ordered to purchase thousands of electric cars on taxpayers' dime. Re-Volt-ing   (foxnews.com ) divider line
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1013 clicks; posted to Politics » on 12 Sep 2012 at 12:19 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-09-12 09:16:45 AM  
5 votes:

quatchi: DoD buys 1500 Volts in an effort to go more green and FOX has conniption fits five minutes later?


The Headline: Fartbongo Al-Chicago takes dump.

The article: FOX News complaining about the smell.

Analysis from the Panel: Charles Krauthammer and Brit Hume recall wistfully for the days Bush's anus smelled like roses as they tongue-punched his farthole.
2012-09-12 12:54:04 PM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-09-12 08:58:36 AM  
2 votes:
stupid Obama, why can't these employees just fly around on magic carpets or just will themselves around to jobsites.
2012-09-12 07:17:29 PM  
1 vote:

palladiate: So, what I'm getting here, that in the event of a strategic attack on our oil supply, we shouldn't have a plan to transport our Defense Department?


Just plug a conservative gas bag into your car. We'll be fine.
2012-09-12 03:40:21 PM  
1 vote:

Epoch_Zero: Microsoft chuckles and gives a high-five to Chevrolet.

"....Forget it, man, they're rolling."

\cost to make 1 xbox 360 = $460
\\"loss" on each xbox 360 produced = $125
\\\xbox 360 profits = $1.36 billion


Yeah, but the problem is, when I play Grand Theft Auto in my Chevy, I always get in trouble when I run over the pedestrians.
2012-09-12 01:09:43 PM  
1 vote:

hillbillypharmacist: Buffalo Obumper Goes About His Daily Business, Eats Some Breakfast, Attends Meetings,Talks On The Phone With People About The Thing In Libya And Netenyahu. Most Corrupt Administration Ever.


Look at that biatch, eating crackers like she owns the place.
2012-09-12 12:57:31 PM  
1 vote:

cig-mkr: So what is Obama being driven around in? Hint, it's not a Chevy Volt.


This is how you Strawman.
2012-09-12 12:54:42 PM  
1 vote:

jehovahs witness protection: After seeing how government workers abuse the perks of having a free car and free gas, I suspect that there will be NO savings as these people will use the "free" car as their personal vehicle and it will be just another botched government plan that will do nothing more than waste tax payer money.


Do you understand how an electric car works?
2012-09-12 12:49:30 PM  
1 vote:

JRoo: I demand the government purchase nothing but hummers and the biggest pickup trucks they can find!


This is what they should drive. It's the largest production pick-up truck in the world, get's about 9 miles to the gallon and comes standard with six sets of truck nuts.

thefuntimesguide.com
2012-09-12 12:46:12 PM  
1 vote:
They're going to be the new targets for military exercises.
2012-09-12 12:41:18 PM  
1 vote:
I demand the government purchase nothing but hummers and the biggest pickup trucks they can find!
2012-09-12 12:31:11 PM  
1 vote:
I've also heard that Obama ordered the Department of Defense to purchase millions of rounds of ammunition, weapons, and jet airplanes.
2012-09-12 10:23:48 AM  
1 vote:
Department of Defense employees should all be driving around in Hummers. Worst. President. Ever.
2012-09-12 10:17:43 AM  
1 vote:

vpb: So, buying non-electric cars instead would be good how?


It would increase American reliance on foreign which would be a good thing from the Republican POV because they are all Sekrit Saudis!

/Ow!
//Trying to think like a rightie makes my brain throb most painfully.
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-09-12 10:11:27 AM  
1 vote:
So, buying non-electric cars instead would be good how?

And what was the "epic fail" for those of us in the reality based community? Even Faux news doesn't mention that.
2012-09-12 10:03:05 AM  
1 vote:
yet no one complains when a $400 million dollar weapons platform experiment blows up in 10 seconds. Gotta love right wing priorities.
2012-09-12 09:54:49 AM  
1 vote:

Dusk-You-n-Me: We will drag you kicking and screaming into the future and in the end you will thank us take credit for it and rewrite history to suggest it was your idea all along.


FTFU
2012-09-12 09:24:02 AM  
1 vote:
Of all the things in the DOD budget, this is what the conservatives decide to bunch their panties over?
2012-09-12 08:57:14 AM  
1 vote:
Buffalo Obumper Goes About His Daily Business, Eats Some Breakfast, Attends Meetings,Talks On The Phone With People About The Thing In Libya And Netenyahu. Most Corrupt Administration Ever.
 
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