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(Short List)   Ted Striker tries to sell plane on Craigslist   (shortlist.com) divider line 116
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2012-09-12 09:10:06 AM  
His drinking problem must be back.

farm1.static.flickr.com
 
2012-09-12 09:10:24 AM  
What a pisser.
 
2012-09-12 09:13:40 AM  
It's an entirely different kind of plane, altogether
 
2012-09-12 09:18:13 AM  

ArkAngel: It's an entirely different kind of plane, altogether


It's an entirely different kind of plane.
 
2012-09-12 09:25:27 AM  
It's a violently rotating column of air that is in contact with both the surface of the earth and a cumulonimbus cloud, but that's not important now
 
2012-09-12 09:36:23 AM  
 
2012-09-12 09:38:57 AM  
Will it be able to get over macho grande?
 
2012-09-12 09:49:42 AM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: Will it be able to get over macho grande?


He'll never be over Macho Grande
 
2012-09-12 10:15:45 AM  
Surely you can't be serious?
 
2012-09-12 10:37:51 AM  
He can't tell you that. It's classified.
 
2012-09-12 10:38:02 AM  
Striker.. Striker.. Striker..?

STRIKER!
 
2012-09-12 10:38:34 AM  
I just wanted to tell you all good luck, and we're all counting on you.

/to make an absolutely great Airplane! thread.
 
2012-09-12 10:39:03 AM  
i thought it was on sale at PENNYS
 
2012-09-12 10:39:06 AM  
He can sell anything he wants to, pilgrim.
fans-pages.com
 
2012-09-12 10:40:49 AM  
Ted: We're gonna have to come in pretty low on this approach.
Elaine: Is that difficult?
Ted: Well sure it's difficult. It's part of every textbook approach. It's just something you have to do ... when you land.
 
2012-09-12 10:41:51 AM  
He calls it a project plane and lists the damage. What's the problem?
 
2012-09-12 10:42:31 AM  
i260.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-12 10:42:58 AM  
Some inversion required.
 
2012-09-12 10:42:58 AM  
Don't worry, they are on instruments -

www.unc.edu
 
2012-09-12 10:43:43 AM  
An Airplane! thread? Surely you can't be serious.

/ I had the lasagna
 
2012-09-12 10:43:56 AM  
very unavailable for comment
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2012-09-12 10:44:43 AM  
Good luck, we're all counting on you
 
2012-09-12 10:45:22 AM  
Looks like he brought it in real low. But he couldn't handle it.
 
2012-09-12 10:45:55 AM  
There's a sale at Penny's!
 
2012-09-12 10:46:05 AM  
Looks fine to me.

s14.postimage.org
 
2012-09-12 10:47:54 AM  

fruitloop: Looks like he brought it in real low. But he couldn't handle it.


Buddy couldn't handle it?
 
2012-09-12 10:47:56 AM  
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.
 
2012-09-12 10:47:59 AM  
He picked the wrong week to sell anything on Craigslist

tikiloungetalk.com
 
2012-09-12 10:48:31 AM  

Teaser: Looks fine to me.

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I don't know why, but this made me roar. Totally "Airplane". Classic.
 
2012-09-12 10:49:11 AM  
It's not dead, it's resting.
 
2012-09-12 10:49:59 AM  
"While we're not aviation or meteorological experts, it's probably safe to assume that once a plane has crashed after being dragged through a twister, it's no longer airworthy."

"meteorological experts"? This is only the beginning of the stupid in this FA. If the plane pictured is the one advertised, it's damage is minimal and could be made airworthy with minor repairs. Having said that, $16,090 for a 44 year old Cessna Skyhawk - even undamaged - is a bit on the outrageous side.
 
2012-09-12 10:50:31 AM  
Trying to sell an upside down plane on Craigslist? Johnny, what can you make out of this?
 
2012-09-12 10:50:54 AM  
Does anyone speak jive????
 
2012-09-12 10:54:08 AM  
"A US man who crashed his plane when flying over Death Valley is trying to sell his upside down wreck for £10,000."

Over Death Valley?



/Yes, I know Macho Grande was already mentioned in the thread.
 
2012-09-12 10:54:31 AM  
Airplane?
 
2012-09-12 10:55:26 AM  

shifty lookin bleeder: Trying to sell an upside down plane on Craigslist? Johnny, what can you make out of this?


Why, I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl.
 
2012-09-12 10:55:28 AM  
www.kenmorestamp.com
 
2012-09-12 10:55:33 AM  

abhorrent1: He calls it a project plane and lists the damage. What's the problem?


These are the same idiots that buy a broken iphone listed for parts for $10 on ebay, then biatch that it doesn't work
 
2012-09-12 10:55:38 AM  

Teaser: Looks fine to me.

[s14.postimage.org image 615x330]


You win
 
2012-09-12 10:56:10 AM  

shifty lookin bleeder: Trying to sell an upside down plane on Craigslist? Johnny, what can you make out of this?


I can make a hat. Or a brooch. Or a pterodactyl ...
 
2012-09-12 10:56:37 AM  

YodaBlues: fruitloop: Looks like he brought it in real low. But he couldn't handle it.

Buddy couldn't handle it?


Buddy was the bombardier. It was Striker who couldn't handle it. And he went to pieces.
 
2012-09-12 10:57:10 AM  

YodaBlues: fruitloop: Looks like he brought it in real low. But he couldn't handle it.

Buddy couldn't handle it?


No.. Buddy was a rock!
 
2012-09-12 10:57:32 AM  
A bent 172 for £10,000? I'd seriously consider that if I wasn't 3,000 miles away.
 
2012-09-12 10:58:38 AM  
No, the upside-down phone.
 
2012-09-12 10:58:52 AM  

Lone Stranger: [www.kenmorestamp.com image 450x388]


He mailed it!!!
 
2012-09-12 10:58:57 AM  

JackieRabbit: "While we're not aviation or meteorological experts, it's probably safe to assume that once a plane has crashed after being dragged through a twister, it's no longer airworthy."

"meteorological experts"? This is only the beginning of the stupid in this FA. If the plane pictured is the one advertised, it's damage is minimal and could be made airworthy with minor repairs. Having said that, $16,090 for a 44 year old Cessna Skyhawk - even undamaged - is a bit on the outrageous side.


Come up to Alaska. You'd get that easy. I've seen 40 year old Super Cubs that have been used as bush planes for the whole time with terrible maintenance records on sale for 30-40 thousand. A local flight school was trying to sell it's old 172s (both 12-13 years old, ALL time as primary trainers) for 90-100 thousand apiece. I was just thinking "$16,900... I wonder how much it would cost to get that up here?"
 
2012-09-12 10:59:41 AM  

akula: YodaBlues: fruitloop: Looks like he brought it in real low. But he couldn't handle it.

Buddy couldn't handle it?

Buddy was the bombardier. It was Striker who couldn't handle it. And he went to pieces.


So, Andy went to pieces?
 
2012-09-12 10:59:42 AM  

YodaBlues: shifty lookin bleeder: Trying to sell an upside down plane on Craigslist? Johnny, what can you make out of this?

Why, I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl.


Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines
 
2012-09-12 10:59:52 AM  
It's a damned good thing he doesn't know how much I hate his guts.
 
2012-09-12 11:00:49 AM  

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LOL, I watch that on Netflix the other night and fell asleep before the end, now I can guess how it ended.
 
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