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(WTSP)   If you recognize these buttcheeks, the Seminole Police and the administration at Seminole High would like a word with you (Not safe for work man ass)   ( divider line
    More: Florida, obstruction of justice  
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2012-09-12 09:30:38 AM  
2012-09-12 09:38:25 AM  
deja vu
2012-09-12 09:38:57 AM  
Is that Doody or Sonny?
2012-09-12 09:40:05 AM  
Wanted for questioning: Full Size
2012-09-12 09:40:11 AM  
lets talk about what IS safe for the workman's ass.
good sturdy britches.
none of the kilt or lava lava bullshiat, to east to get caught in the equipment.

so fellers, which is the brand the really works, and don't give me none of the "it's a tradeoff" bullshiat, sacrificing comfort for fashion is for women and metrosexuals.
2012-09-12 09:40:56 AM  
Will there be a police line-up of buttcheeks to chose from?

`Third from the left - stop clenching!'
2012-09-12 09:41:52 AM  
This has to be a duplicate article, here is the link to the original: s -Seminole-Police-the-administration-at-Seminole-High-would-like-a-word -with-you-Not-safe-for-work-man-ass
2012-09-12 09:42:20 AM  
The first headline was better exactly the same
2012-09-12 09:44:59 AM  
Miss Ballbricker approves.
2012-09-12 09:45:16 AM  
Don't look Ethel!
2012-09-12 09:52:26 AM  
I think the only reason the cops are being so strict with this kid is because he got away

If he had let himself get captured it would have just been another case of "boys will be boys".
2012-09-12 09:52:28 AM  
The real pisser is that the parents and administrators that are so freaked out by this were doing the same goddamn thing in the 70's.

Pull the stick out of your asses parents. Your kids are no different than you were and you (almost) turned out ok.
2012-09-12 09:52:48 AM  

CouldaWouldShoulda: Miss Ballbricker approves.

Mr. Carter, I think I have a way out of this. We, uh, call the police, and we have 'em send over one of their sketch artists. And Miss Balbricker can give a description. We can put up "Wanted" posters all over school... "Have you seen this prick? Report immediately to Beulah Balbricker. Do not attempt to apprehend this prick, as it is armed and dangerous. It was last seen hanging out in the girls' locker room at Angel Beach High School."
2012-09-12 09:55:47 AM  
All 13 farkettes scream in joy.
2012-09-12 09:56:36 AM  
Lets see......naked picture?...check......underage student?......check.......publish picture on news service?....check.....

Why no kiddie porn charges???????
2012-09-12 09:58:00 AM  

gopher321: Manassas?

/shakes fist
2012-09-12 10:04:47 AM  
Put that monster on the sexual offender list asap!

He belongs right next to that dude that raped the 9 year old under the bridge outside of town (since he won't be able to rent in town anymore).
2012-09-12 10:09:01 AM  
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We have pictures of you so-called mooners. And just because the pictures aren't of your faces doesn't mean we can't identify you. At this very moment those pictures are on their way to Washington where the FBI has experts in this type of identification. If you turn yourselves in now, you may escape a Federal charge.
2012-09-12 10:14:35 AM  
This is not just a repeat, its a clone!
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