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(Fox News)   Is OJ Simpson Khloe Kardashian's biological father? The Kardashians say no, but OJ reportedly has a new book coming out called "If I Did It 2"   (foxnews.com) divider line 34
    More: Amusing, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, O.J. Simpson, Khloe Kardashian, OJ Simpson Khloe Kardashian, biological father, Robert Kardashian, Ellen Kardashian, Kris Jenner  
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2012-09-12 06:24:46 AM
I actually threw up a little in my mouth just reading the headline. Grats for that, Subs.

/So not reading the article.
 
2012-09-12 06:43:39 AM
Maybe Robert Kardashian is Sydney Simpson's dad.
 
2012-09-12 06:56:39 AM
Bloody Glove Boogaloo?
 
2012-09-12 07:12:28 AM
Ah Fox News' famous "headlines that ask an outrageous question and the answer is 'no'".
 
2012-09-12 08:10:20 AM
"If the glove didn't fit, she must be his kid."
 
2012-09-12 08:10:58 AM
Plus, the Chewbacca defense!
 
2012-09-12 08:28:31 AM
media.masslive.com

Nope, squatch.
 
2012-09-12 08:29:18 AM
was she f*cking every swinging dick in L.A.?

/ the mother I mean.
 
2012-09-12 09:17:56 AM
The funniest OJ story I ever read was that OJ was ass banging Farah Fawcett and due to her intake of laxatives she blew juice all over the Juice.
 
2012-09-12 09:19:52 AM

sithon: was she f*cking every swinging dick in L.A.?

/ the mother I mean.


Think about what you're saying. Of course she was
 
2012-09-12 09:22:19 AM

theflatline: The funniest OJ story I ever read was that OJ was ass banging Farah Fawcett and due to her intake of laxatives she blew juice all over the Juice.


You dropped the ball on a "Fawcett" joke.
 
2012-09-12 09:29:55 AM

Mugato: theflatline: The funniest OJ story I ever read was that OJ was ass banging Farah Fawcett and due to her intake of laxatives she blew juice all over the Juice.

You dropped the ball on a "Fawcett" joke.


hahahahah dammit, did not see it.
 
2012-09-12 09:52:48 AM

Mugato: theflatline: The funniest OJ story I ever read was that OJ was ass banging Farah Fawcett and due to her intake of laxatives she blew juice all over the Juice.

You dropped the ball on a "Fawcett" joke.


Yeah, there could have been a great "OJ was able to make that Fawcett burst a pipe"

Tsk Tsk.
 
2012-09-12 10:03:03 AM
images.wikia.com

We know who the father is maury..
 
2012-09-12 10:07:50 AM
Possible. The womenfolk in that family sure do like the dark meat.

"I learned it from watching YOU Mom!"

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2012-09-12 10:09:46 AM

Two Dogs Farking: Plus, the Chewbacca defense!


So given that we've already established in the past that she's Chewbacca's daughter (son?), does this then prove that OJ Simpson is Chewbacca? The implications are staggering...
 
2012-09-12 10:44:13 AM

Adalius: Two Dogs Farking: Plus, the Chewbacca defense!

So given that we've already established in the past that she's Chewbacca's daughter (son?), does this then prove that OJ Simpson is Chewbacca? The implications are staggering...


I think it was a Chewbacca disguised as OJ Simpson.
 
2012-09-12 10:46:18 AM
Let's see--a pathological liar who loves attention, who is also in prison for the rest of his life, practically speaking, suddenly decides that he's the father of somebody who is semi-famous and who has a TV show.

Sounds legit.
 
2012-09-12 11:03:54 AM
Why didn't all the children of all the members of O.J.'s dream team get reality shows?
 
2012-09-12 11:15:53 AM
"If the condom don't fit, we'll still do it."
 
2012-09-12 11:40:41 AM
So what became of that story from a few months ago that portrayed that one cat as her real dad? I think it was some old family friend that looked just farking like her.
 
2012-09-12 11:49:01 AM
Doing my best to keep my world as Kardashian free as possible. This is the last nail in the coffin that contains even a smattering of interest. Without a doubt the biggest bunch of trash in the universe. I can't believe anyone would do that smirking POS that is OJS.

Honey Boo Boo, by comparison, is a goddess.
 
2012-09-12 11:52:18 AM

Misconduc: [images.wikia.com image 850x566]

We know who the father is maury..


Dukat truly is history's greatest monster.
 
2012-09-12 03:01:13 PM
I think she looks like Chyna
 
2012-09-12 03:06:32 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com 

DAD?
 
2012-09-12 03:34:42 PM
Khloe is from Kashyyyk.

End of discussion.
 
2012-09-12 03:59:15 PM
Mary Tyler Moore is dead?
 
2012-09-12 05:02:25 PM
I heard that rumor a few months ago.... I actually believe it... Which is a shame because Khloe is the only one of the family who i don't despise.
 
2012-09-12 08:08:15 PM
Anybody who actually gives a shiat about any of this, please, kill yourself.
 
2012-09-12 08:15:13 PM

Crewmannumber6: Anybody who actually gives a shiat about any of this, please, kill yourself.

 
2012-09-12 09:35:44 PM
Kloe as a baby

www.nbssportfishing.com
 
2012-09-12 10:54:21 PM
i796.photobucket.com 

shop away
 
2012-09-12 11:32:10 PM
I don't normally comment on anything in the dumbass world of Lard-assians... but I stopped at the grocery store on the way home this evening and one of the gossip rags had a big pic of 'Trig' Kardashian and a pic of OJ with the headline... OJ puts Klohe in his will! with a sub title about some $2 million hidden stash that he hid from the Goldman family... so yeah.. this is totally legit.
 
2012-09-15 12:47:24 AM
i.imgur.com 

whatever
 
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