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(TMZ)   Actor famous for playing roid rager in college football movie arrested for animal cruelty after hoarding 25 Pomeranians. Come on Lattimer. Get with the program   (tmz.com) divider line 36
    More: Stupid, pomeranians, animal cruelty, college football, Andrew Bryniarski  
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2012-09-12 05:52:54 AM
There were a lot of crimes I could have seen Lattimer committing after watching that movie. But this one, hoarding Pomeranians, this one was the most obvious.
 
2012-09-12 06:07:57 AM
This guy frightened the shiat out of me in the Program (think it came out when I was 13 or so. To find out that he is a Pomeranian mogul terrifies me even more.
 
2012-09-12 06:17:08 AM
FTA: "Calls to the actor have not been returned."

Of course not, TMZ, he's in jail.
 
2012-09-12 06:27:40 AM

Kurmudgeon: FTA: "Calls to the actor have not been returned."

Of course not, TMZ, he's in jail.


Ahem...

Lattimer and the woman were hauled to a nearby jail -- where they were booked and later released.
 
2012-09-12 06:33:50 AM
He used to work out at the same gym as me when I lived in San Diego.

/csb
//don't have to be there in 26 minutes
 
2012-09-12 06:43:52 AM
Was he also in Revenge of the Nerds??
 
2012-09-12 06:45:08 AM
What Zangief ended up doing after his fighting career....
 
2012-09-12 06:52:07 AM
He was watching them while Cynthia and Marty Ackerman are in Hawaii.
 
2012-09-12 07:11:46 AM
Not the role I remember him in

content7.flixster.com

"I got your stamps, Mr Hawk"
 
2012-09-12 07:25:51 AM

boonfarker: Not the role I remember him in

[content7.flixster.com image 360x208]

"I got your stamps, Mr Hawk"


i dont care what anybody says. that movie is kinda funny.
one of my guilty pleasures
 
2012-09-12 07:47:20 AM
He was Leatherface in the 2003 remake and Christopher Walken's son in Batman Returns.
 
2012-09-12 07:57:23 AM

boonfarker: Not the role I remember him in



"I got your stamps, Mr Hawk"


You want me to rape 'em?
 
2012-09-12 08:04:33 AM

Freakin Rican: boonfarker: Not the role I remember him in

[content7.flixster.com image 360x208]

"I got your stamps, Mr Hawk"

i dont care what anybody says. that movie is kinda funny.
one of my guilty pleasures


Kinda funny?

BUNNY BALL BALL!

I love that movie from the bottom of my soul.

*would you like to swing on a star,
carry moonbeams home in a jar...*
 
2012-09-12 08:05:39 AM
"Actor famous for.... "

I think you just paid him a generous compliment, sir
 
2012-09-12 08:08:06 AM
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"Wait....I'm accused of what?!"
 
2012-09-12 08:17:08 AM
1) Brynarski is a an actual roid-raging douchebag who thinks far too highly of himself.
2) Finding out he lives in a trailer pleases me
3) Finding out he is a girlie-dog hoarder amuses me no end
4) I pity anybody who snarks about it in front of him.- he is quick to pummel

oh, and

5) Who the fark wrote that - a five-year old? Those morons on the TMZ TV show must be as stupid as they look.
 
2012-09-12 08:27:16 AM
1 pomeranian drives me crazy.
 
2012-09-12 08:28:33 AM
www.empireonline.com
 
2012-09-12 08:32:29 AM

nukeim: Freakin Rican: boonfarker: Not the role I remember him in

[content7.flixster.com image 360x208]

"I got your stamps, Mr Hawk"

i dont care what anybody says. that movie is kinda funny.
one of my guilty pleasures

Kinda funny?

BUNNY BALL BALL!

I love that movie from the bottom of my soul.

*would you like to swing on a star,
carry moonbeams home in a jar...*


If the rest of the movie was as fun and breezy as the first half hour or so, HUDSON HAWK could have
been one of the all-time greats.

As it is, it has its moments, but literally the movie starts to come apart when Danny Aiello and Bruce
Willis plunge through the awning to escape the gallery where they stole the horse and they cut to the
two of them landing on the couch.

Still: James Coburn does what he can ("Ah, Rome! The Eternal City! I did my first barehanded
strangling in Rome...."), and Andie MacDowell as a drugged out secret agent nun is nothing but
interesting ("I must speak with the dolphins now... EEEEEEEK EEEEEEK EEEEEEEEKKK).
 
2012-09-12 09:02:13 AM
The Program(1993) came before the movie Blue Chips (1994), both based on the problems of sports teams from a coaches point of view. Back then, they just didn't remake a movie and give it the same name, they took the plot and changed enough details (basketball vs football) to make it a different movie. Fun fact:Make watching Blue Chips a drinking game by drinking 1beer/shot everytime they say "the program".
 
2012-09-12 09:06:52 AM
ll-media.tmz.com

assets.espn.go.com
 
2012-09-12 09:18:40 AM
I definitely remember him from The Program, but he'll always be the psychopath skin head in "Higher Learning" to me.
 
2012-09-12 09:25:20 AM
Clearly, hanging out too much with this guy:

www.cheese-magnet.com

Leads to:

images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-09-12 09:33:43 AM
Finally, a place at the table!
 
2012-09-12 09:40:29 AM
The Pomeranians kept the nerds away.


cdn2.holytaco.com

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2012-09-12 09:40:53 AM
Imagine my surprise when i found out on Fark that i'm supposed to hate Hudson Hawk. Sorry, no can do. It's one of my favorite childhood memories. Bruce Willis singing showtunes? Brilliant!

as for the article, why would you spend all that effort to sound professional, and then throw in, "Plus, the place smelled like dog piss." ? Terrible writing.

New episode of Warehouse 13 time.
 
2012-09-12 10:02:00 AM
He really oughta take better care of them. Those are farking show dogs, with farking papers.
 
2012-09-12 10:16:32 AM

MrCheeks: [www.empireonline.com image 355x400]


Damnit. Thought I was going to get this reference in first.
 
2012-09-12 11:19:08 AM

boonfarker: Not the role I remember him in

[content7.flixster.com image 360x208]

"I got your stamps, Mr Hawk"


Good, Yogi.


C'mon, Pierre, read my lips -- steak burger. French Fries? This is France, you gotta have French Fries.

/love that movie
 
2012-09-12 11:28:24 AM
From his IMDb page, first sentence: Andrew Bryniarski is well on his way to becoming a household name in the upcoming New Line movie, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, premiering October 17th, 2003.


Uh... how'd that work out?

Trailer Chihuahua Massacre, more like it!

Bing!

/I know they were pomeranians
 
2012-09-12 11:49:12 AM
Ben Affleck?
 
2012-09-12 12:13:37 PM

Shoop008: Ben Affleck?


www.tiricosuave.com

Sinbad?
 
2012-09-12 01:36:35 PM
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2012-09-12 03:40:46 PM
Sounds like a puppy mill. What an asshole.
 
2012-09-12 10:21:44 PM
So... Revenge of the Nerds guy, or no?
 
2012-09-13 02:47:48 PM
Boz?

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