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(Gawker)   Kinda hot conjoined twins drive (drives?) a car, not sure if there a rule 34 covering this   (gawker.com) divider line 205
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2012-09-12 03:38:47 AM  
Afraid it's the very nature of Rule 34
 
2012-09-12 06:32:50 AM  
I still wonder if nailing them counts as a threesome.
 
2012-09-12 07:43:11 AM  
I bet they have a Heart Of Gold.

/tenuous reference
 
2012-09-12 07:57:40 AM  
Fake. They weren't on cell phones. or texting.
 
2012-09-12 08:04:11 AM  
There is a Rule 34 on the conjoined twins. I've seen it, and no, you don't want to see it either.
 
2012-09-12 08:04:34 AM  
...and I just donated another 20 bucks to Planned Parenthood.
 
2012-09-12 08:07:13 AM  

kudayta: ...and I just donated another 20 bucks to Planned Parenthood.


Thread over as far as I'm concerned.
 
2012-09-12 08:14:09 AM  
This is the greatest thing I've ever seen...
 
2012-09-12 08:14:35 AM  
Great subby, now you can disappoint TWO women at the same time during sex.
 
2012-09-12 08:14:53 AM  
The twins just kicked my gosh-wow limit in the nuts...AGAIN.
 
2012-09-12 08:15:11 AM  
The whole sexual thing really does bring up lots of issues.

If one wants to hump and the other one doesn't can you be charged with rape? How about buttsex? One agrees, one doesn't.
 
2012-09-12 08:17:13 AM  
Hoy many t*ts do they have?
 
mhd
2012-09-12 08:18:09 AM  
FYI: 2 breasts, 1 set of plumbing & entertainment gear, according to their Wikipedia entry's "organ distribution" section.

/one of the weirder things I ever typed on fark
//albeit probably not in the top 10 of weird stuff looked up on Wikipedia
 
2012-09-12 08:18:46 AM  
what about bj's?? Hey quit looking at my weiner! its for your sister/twin other head..
 
2012-09-12 08:19:08 AM  

fudgefactor7: There is a Rule 34 on the conjoined twins. I've seen it, and no, you don't want to see it either.


I've seen it too, it is a fake, and not really anything special anyway.

Ebbelwoi: Hoy many t*ts do they have?


Two. There are bikini pics readily available.
 
2012-09-12 08:19:27 AM  

fudgefactor7: There is a Rule 34 on the conjoined twins. I've seen it, and no, you don't want to see it either.


This, if its the one I saw. You mean the camera phone pic of them at a party?
 
2012-09-12 08:19:31 AM  

sedric: what about bj's?? Hey quit looking at my weiner! its for your sister/twin other head..


You know that surefire way to get a woman to stop talking? It won't work on them.
 
2012-09-12 08:19:47 AM  

I_Am_Weasel: I bet they have a Heart Of Gold.

/tenuous reference


My immediate reaction to that was, "what's Joseph Conrad got to do with--- fark ... I need coffee."
 
2012-09-12 08:22:28 AM  
I am curious. When I was a kid, my brother and I would get into fistfights. I wonder if these girls ever did, and whther that was as hilarious to watch as I am imagining it to be.
 
2012-09-12 08:23:35 AM  

BeesNuts: I_Am_Weasel: I bet they have a Heart Of Gold.

/tenuous reference

My immediate reaction to that was, "what's Joseph Conrad got to do with--- fark ... I need coffee."


if it makes you feel better, im still trying to figure out how either neil young or HGTTG relates to this....
 
2012-09-12 08:23:39 AM  
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.They are 22. I remember reading about them driving YEARS ago. Why is this Farking news?
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2012-09-12 08:24:40 AM  
What if one has a boyfriend but not the other? How do they divvy up the sexual organs?

I imagine the conversation to go like this:

"You can have the pussy, but the asshole is MINE!"
 
2012-09-12 08:26:22 AM  

harbingerofdoom: BeesNuts: I_Am_Weasel: I bet they have a Heart Of Gold.

/tenuous reference

My immediate reaction to that was, "what's Joseph Conrad got to do with--- fark ... I need coffee."

if it makes you feel better, im still trying to figure out how either neil young or HGTTG relates to this....


Zaphod Beeblebrox had two heads and stole a spaceship named Heart of Gold.
 
2012-09-12 08:27:03 AM  
 
2012-09-12 08:27:22 AM  
what happens if one of them commits a serious crime but the other one does not? Ie, one lies under oath and is sent to jail?
 
2012-09-12 08:28:08 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: I still wonder if nailing them counts as a threesome.


Yes, but only if head is involved.

 
2012-09-12 08:29:23 AM  
I've seen interviews and they truly want to get married and shiat. It's sad because people will joke on here, but they've been raised to believe they can be as normal as any other kid (and they ultimately have been as of now..)

/is the photo of them going down on a guy real?
 
mjg
2012-09-12 08:29:31 AM  
Oh yes, Rule 34 indeed.

Aaand speaking of sex, do they orgasm at the same time?

/so many questions
//off to chew some doublemint gum
 
2012-09-12 08:29:37 AM  

Arkham: what happens if one of them commits a serious crime but the other one does not? Ie, one lies under oath and is sent to jail?


Accessory? I'm guessing that under the law there would be some kind of compromise due to extenuating circumstances. But IANAL. Interesting question.
 
2012-09-12 08:29:57 AM  
Can they drive a standard transmission?
 
2012-09-12 08:31:47 AM  

FirstDennis: .

.They are 22. I remember reading about them driving YEARS ago. Why is this Farking news?

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Because now they have a reality TV show...
 
2012-09-12 08:32:03 AM  
Anybody see The Burn with Jeff Ross? He was talking about them, since they are on a reality show I think it is fair game. "Only girl that can give you a BJ and tell you about her day at the same time"
Link
 
2012-09-12 08:32:34 AM  

hasty ambush: Can they drive a standard transmission?


Is that what kids call it these days?
 
2012-09-12 08:33:25 AM  

junket89: harbingerofdoom: BeesNuts: I_Am_Weasel: I bet they have a Heart Of Gold.

/tenuous reference

My immediate reaction to that was, "what's Joseph Conrad got to do with--- fark ... I need coffee."

if it makes you feel better, im still trying to figure out how either neil young or HGTTG relates to this....

Zaphod Beeblebrox had two heads and stole a spaceship named Heart of Gold.


shuddup... its early & i havnt had enough coffee yet
 
2012-09-12 08:34:22 AM  

Arkham: what happens if one of them commits a serious crime but the other one does not? Ie, one lies under oath and is sent to jail?


Didn't you see that Tales from the Crypt episode?
 
2012-09-12 08:35:35 AM  
As if one woman behind the wheel isn't bad enough.
 
2012-09-12 08:36:28 AM  
So are they legally allowed to drive in the car pool lane?
 
2012-09-12 08:39:43 AM  

WienerButt: /is the photo of them going down on a guy real?


Nah, confirmed PS. It's another girl altogether, and they PS'd in one of the twins' heads.
 
2012-09-12 08:40:15 AM  
Do they have to have the same job? Do they get two salaries or one? What if they're interviewing and the employer only likes one of them? What if one of them wants to go on strike and the other doesn't?
 
2012-09-12 08:41:52 AM  
i am absolutely fascinated by these 2 girls

so many questions that even if they were to be answered i'd still be baffled

they are both engaged, aren't they? or at least last i saw them they each have a serious boyfriend or fiancee.
 
2012-09-12 08:42:20 AM  
Since each one controls one hand, does that mean that masturbation is always lesbian incest?
 
2012-09-12 08:44:14 AM  

WMittensRomney: Do they have to have the same job? Do they get two salaries or one? What if they're interviewing and the employer only likes one of them? What if one of them wants to go on strike and the other doesn't?


bungle_jr: so many questions that even if they were to be answered i'd still be baffled


see, now i'm even more baffled
 
2012-09-12 08:44:40 AM  
The funny thing is I think one of them is engaged. Maybe they have a pact that who ever gets married first, the other offs them self.

And they can make duck lips

sitchnews.com

and this headline cracks me up http://sitchnews.com/1686/conjoined-twin-brittany-hensel-is-engaged-bu t-shares-vagina-with-sister
 
2012-09-12 08:44:53 AM  
This absolutely positively freaks me out and I can't handle thinking about it at 8:45 am.
 
2012-09-12 08:47:03 AM  
Gives new meaning to the concept of a 'tweener.
 
2012-09-12 08:47:37 AM  

Leopold Stotch: This absolutely positively freaks me out and I can't handle thinking about it at 8:45 am.


It is a bit too early for fapping.

/hook 'em up with the dwarf chick from The Little Couple. I'd buy that for a dollar.
 
2012-09-12 08:48:18 AM  
So does the adage "2 heads are better than one" still hold up in this situation?
 
2012-09-12 08:48:56 AM  

WienerButt: I've seen interviews and they truly want to get married and shiat. It's sad because people will joke on here, but they've been raised to believe they can be as normal as any other kid (and they ultimately have been as of now..)

/is the photo of them going down on a guy real?


This is a definition of sad that does not compute.
 
2012-09-12 08:50:59 AM  
When one twin farts!

videoclipsimage.agaclip.com
 
2012-09-12 08:55:16 AM  
As usual, the answers beget more questions. (Are they each issued speeding tickets,

Can you imagine the suprise a trooper will get? He's not giving them a ticket unless they were doing some seriously dangerous stuff.
 
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