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(Courier Mail)   Police looking for a bank robber described as having a beer belly and being armed with a steak knife. Ladies and gentlemen of Fark, this could be any of us   (couriermail.com.au) divider line 11
    More: Interesting, Gold Coast, Detective Sergeant Chris Stewart, button-down shirt, robbery, bank robber  
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2012-09-12 03:28:55 AM
A Farker is not so much 'armed' as 'equiped' with a steak knife.
 
2012-09-12 06:08:45 AM
I want to meet a farkette with a perfectly round pot belly...
 
2012-09-12 06:09:38 AM
There's no mention of a gunt, but I suppose that goes without saying.
 
2012-09-12 06:20:42 AM
no bacon?
 
2012-09-12 06:24:34 AM
Who's for a game of knifey-banky?
 
2012-09-12 06:34:16 AM
Speak for yourself, fatmitter.
 
2012-09-12 06:38:29 AM
Did he smell of bacon and vodak? It... it... might be me.

Ohh Australia... nevermind!

/checks passport

Nevermind!
 
2012-09-12 06:50:01 AM
Worst. Robbery. Ever.
 
2012-09-12 07:45:52 AM
Person of interest.

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2012-09-12 11:27:49 AM

zamboni: Did he smell of bacon and vodak? It... it... might be me.

Ohh Australia... nevermind!

/checks passport

Nevermind!


Australia? Let me send you some Lisa and Bart Simpson cartoon porn. Check your email.
 
2012-09-12 12:44:08 PM
Ahem, I have a katana, thank you very much.
 
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