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(NBC New York)   Do you see what happens when you stab a stranger in the ass?   (nbcnewyork.com) divider line 43
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2012-09-12 06:13:56 AM  
The attacker is described as about 30 to 40 years old, 6 feet 2 inches, and 220 pounds. He was last seen wearing a white t-shirt, gray sweatpants, a black hat and black sneakers.

I love how in this politically correct world you can't say what race anybody is anymore. Yes, there's video for this one, but many other times when describing even a murder suspect on the loose the media refuse to name his race.

"Is he white, black, hispanic?"
'Well you know.....he's a guy"
"Yeah, but what color"
"Well.....we really don't want to say"
 
2012-09-12 06:27:34 AM  
So you should introduce yourself to people first before stabbing them in the ass?

*makes note to this effect*

/And people say I'mma not learning stuff from Fark. Silly peoples. 
 
2012-09-12 07:39:42 AM  
In the but-tocks?

www.moviequotesandmore.com
 
2012-09-12 07:47:45 AM  
That must have been a scary-ass stabbing.

imgs.xkcd.com

That must have been a scary ass-stabbing.
 
2012-09-12 08:39:23 AM  

Walker: The attacker is described as about 30 to 40 years old, 6 feet 2 inches, and 220 pounds. He was last seen wearing a white t-shirt, gray sweatpants, a black hat and black sneakers.

I love how in this politically correct world you can't say what race anybody is anymore. Yes, there's video for this one, but many other times when describing even a murder suspect on the loose the media refuse to name his race.

"Is he white, black, hispanic?"
'Well you know.....he's a guy"
"Yeah, but what color"
"Well.....we really don't want to say"


The video is right there. You can see he's African American with your own eyes. There's no need for the police to rub it in.
 
2012-09-12 08:42:28 AM  
Maybe he found him in the Alps.
 
2012-09-12 08:43:09 AM  
Thats what happens, Larry.
 
2012-09-12 08:43:25 AM  
Mistaken eye(ass) dentity?
 
2012-09-12 08:45:09 AM  
New York seems to have gotten more violent lately. I think soon it will be like what they used to show on the Equalizer.
 
2012-09-12 08:45:37 AM  

Walker: The attacker is described as about 30 to 40 years old, 6 feet 2 inches, and 220 pounds. He was last seen wearing a white t-shirt, gray sweatpants, a black hat and black sneakers.

I love how in this politically correct world you can't say what race anybody is anymore. Yes, there's video for this one, but many other times when describing even a murder suspect on the loose the media refuse to name his race.

"Is he white, black, hispanic?"
'Well you know.....he's a guy"
"Yeah, but what color"
"Well.....we really don't want to say"


I thought the SAME thing...

/farking ridiculous
 
2012-09-12 08:46:36 AM  
"...you can stab or shoot somebody below the waist but not above because that's intent to kill. So everyone runs around stabbing everyone else in the ass. That's what they call Turkish revenge." -- Midnight Express
 
2012-09-12 08:46:57 AM  
[Surprise Butt Secks Stabbing]
 
2012-09-12 08:50:38 AM  
But I ordered brisket!
 
2012-09-12 08:51:43 AM  
Shut the fark up, subby.
 
2012-09-12 08:52:09 AM  
Yeah Warriors, do you see?
 
2012-09-12 08:52:17 AM  

Walker: The attacker is described as about 30 to 40 years old, 6 feet 2 inches, and 220 pounds. He was last seen wearing a white t-shirt, gray sweatpants, a black hat and black sneakers.

I love how in this politically correct world you can't say what race anybody is anymore. Yes, there's video for this one, but many other times when describing even a murder suspect on the loose the media refuse to name his race.

"Is he white, black, hispanic?"
'Well you know.....he's a guy"
"Yeah, but what color"
"Well.....we really don't want to say"


It's pretty dumb, because at this point if there is no mention of race everyone just assumes black.

It's like Louie CK's bit about the "n word". It hasn't changed the way anyone thinks or acts, it has just replaced what it was trying to destroy.
 
2012-09-12 08:56:23 AM  
Knives kill people.
 
2012-09-12 09:18:48 AM  

NutWrench: "...you can stab or shoot somebody below the waist but not above because that's intent to kill. So everyone runs around stabbing everyone else in the ass. That's what they call Turkish revenge." -- Midnight Express


I just re-watched that last week. It really holds up well. Great movie.

The only thing that stood out for me was it's depiction of prison life. Viewed with a modern lens it really did not look nearly as bad at doing time in a first world prison. At least they were able to walk around and do pretty much whatever they liked.

The caning of the feet looked sucky tho.
 
2012-09-12 09:25:41 AM  
King Edmund II feels his pain.
 
2012-09-12 09:27:46 AM  
She calls the police, and you wind up on a sex offender list?
 
2012-09-12 09:42:37 AM  
Did he go in dry?
 
2012-09-12 09:45:53 AM  
criss cross
 
2012-09-12 09:54:23 AM  

MythDragon: Did he go in dry?


sure way he'll never get to go in again if he did.
 
2012-09-12 09:59:01 AM  

danielscissorhands: criss cross


Oooh -- good call! So there's a pissed-off white housewife who has to stab a drug dealer in the ass now.
 
2012-09-12 09:59:26 AM  

Walker: I love how in this politically correct world you can't say what race anybody is anymore. Yes, there's video for this one, but many other times when describing even a murder suspect on the loose the media refuse to name his race.

"Is he white, black, hispanic?"
'Well you know.....he's a guy"
"Yeah, but what color"
"Well.....we really don't want to say"


People still remember what happened when Zimmerman was goaded into mentioning the race of the guy he was watching, and don't want to give NBC any ammunition.

/Zimmerman, DRINK!
 
2012-09-12 10:08:27 AM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-12 10:25:51 AM  
Gaddafi!!
 
2012-09-12 10:27:18 AM  
I'm pretty sure it's, "Grab a Pringle in the Alps."

Yes, that's Larry's homework.
 
2012-09-12 10:30:02 AM  

Dick Gozinya: Maybe he found him in the Alps.


Father_Jack: Thats what happens, Larry.


Now I can leave satisfied.

/stranger found me in the alps, never got over it
 
2012-09-12 10:51:16 AM  
UFIA still okay?
 
2012-09-12 11:02:39 AM  
Given that Rego Park is heavily Jewish, this gives "Vot am I, chopped liver?" new and ominous undertones.
 
2012-09-12 11:04:42 AM  
ahhhh I am foolish to think I would be the first to make a Midnight Express reference ... you farkers never disappoint ... okay well you do but not today ... well today just not this thread ... well this thread but not that post !!!
 
2012-09-12 11:39:19 AM  
The chicken cow strikes again!

www.monzy.org
 
2012-09-12 11:49:35 AM  
yourseosucks.com

DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS, LARRY? DO YOU SEE?
 
2012-09-12 12:12:50 PM  

Sybarite: In the but-tocks?


i.imgur.com

/Oblig.
 
2012-09-12 12:17:25 PM  

danielscissorhands: criss cross


Their music sucked and they were THANKFULLY a stupid one hit wonder boy band.
 
2012-09-12 12:19:14 PM  

Ambitwistor: The chicken cow strikes again!

[www.monzy.org image 450x289]


Arron Neville's looking rough!
 
2012-09-12 12:40:59 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: The video is right there. You can see he's African American with your own eyes. There's no need for the police to rub it in.


How can you tell from a picture? I can see he's black. However, there's nothing I can see that tells me he's either African or American. He could be a Canadian originally from Haiti.
 
2012-09-12 01:39:35 PM  

Walker: The attacker is described as about 30 to 40 years old, 6 feet 2 inches, and 220 pounds. He was last seen wearing a white t-shirt, gray sweatpants, a black hat and black sneakers.

I love how in this politically correct world you can't say what race anybody is anymore. Yes, there's video for this one, but many other times when describing even a murder suspect on the loose the media refuse to name his race.

"Is he white, black, hispanic?"
'Well you know.....he's a guy"
"Yeah, but what color"
"Well.....we really don't want to say"



That's because it might have been a disguise.
 
2012-09-12 02:08:35 PM  

namegoeshere: UFIA still okay?


Right. Just no UKIA.

Victim will be fine until the oil hits.

/shocked
 
2012-09-12 02:20:57 PM  

Walker: The attacker is described as about 30 to 40 years old, 6 feet 2 inches, and 220 pounds. He was last seen wearing a white t-shirt, gray sweatpants, a black hat and black sneakers.

I love how in this politically correct world you can't say what race anybody is anymore. Yes, there's video for this one, but many other times when describing even a murder suspect on the loose the media refuse to name his race.

"Is he white, black, hispanic?"
'Well you know.....he's a guy"
"Yeah, but what color"
"Well.....we really don't want to say"


Black then. It`s the only answer you wouldn`t want to say.
 
2012-09-12 04:16:20 PM  

ArmyWarVet: danielscissorhands: criss cross

Their music sucked and they were THANKFULLY a stupid one hit wonder boy band.


Yes, I figured someone would make a joke about that. But I am assuming you realized that I was referring to Strangers on A Train. ;)
 
2012-09-12 05:50:56 PM  

SomeCallMeTim: AverageAmericanGuy: The video is right there. You can see he's African American with your own eyes. There's no need for the police to rub it in.

How can you tell from a picture? I can see he's black. However, there's nothing I can see that tells me he's either African or American. He could be a Canadian originally from Haiti.


Right. African American.
 
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