GranoblasticMan: [i16.photobucket.com image 634x623]Allow me to be the first to say: You suck at cooking.
tetsoushima: GranoblasticMan: [i16.photobucket.com image 634x623]Allow me to be the first to say: You suck at cooking.Way to overcook that asparagus. Also, what the hell is the main part of that dish?
Rufus Lee King: Mine is particular about the 'maters.[i.chzbgr.com image 500x375]
Bomb Head Mohammed: anybody who makes a burger out of wagyu beef -- a beef specifically bred for the marbling characteristics of the fat - which is all turned to nothing during the grounding process - is a moran. and, more than that, is a special type of moran - the American middle-brow consumerist type who eats at fancier branded restaurants (Cheesecake Factory, PF Changs), orders mixed drinks by brand name of otherwise undifferntiable alcohol ("Stoli Cosmo") and yet oddly considers himself above the consumerist fray.
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