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(WEAR Pensacola)   Woman arrested for beating boyfriend with his own prosthetic leg. Victim reportedly hopping mad   (weartv.com) divider line 27
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2012-09-12 12:31:04 AM
When asked why his girlfriend would do such a thing, the victim reportedly said "I don't know. I'm stumped."
 
2012-09-12 12:35:56 AM
Cut him down to thighs, eh?
 
2012-09-12 12:48:40 AM
So does this mean he lost the ass-kicking contest?
 
2012-09-12 12:50:03 AM
I'd vote for this headline, but I don't have a leg to stand on.
 
2012-09-12 01:22:12 AM
Oh, NW Florida... you never fail to amuse.
 
2012-09-12 01:47:35 AM
It could have been much worse,all things considered:

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2012-09-12 01:50:07 AM

skinnycatullus: Oh, NW Florida... you never fail to amuse.


Bad enough that kid's got to eventually escape those parents, then he's got to escape that state.
 
2012-09-12 02:02:01 AM
She didn't find him humerus
 
2012-09-12 02:10:21 AM
Hopping mad and probably little tipsy, too.
 
2012-09-12 02:19:58 AM
Witnesses report the girlfriend taunted the victim with "Stop kicking yourself, stop kicking yourself"
 
2012-09-12 02:20:50 AM
I once beat a cripple with his own crutch. To be fair, though, he really had it coming.
 
2012-09-12 02:21:33 AM
"I'm going to rip off your leg and beat you with it!"
 
2012-09-12 02:28:30 AM
He probably tried to run away but kept going in circles.
 
2012-09-12 02:36:24 AM
This was clearly......



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not the shindig he wanted to have.

/Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah!
 
2012-09-12 02:58:04 AM

MusicMakeMyHeadPound: Witnesses report the girlfriend taunted the victim with "Stop kicking yourself, stop kicking yourself"


I had tears from laughing at this!
 
2012-09-12 02:58:52 AM
Came for Premire Kissov, leaving disappointed.
 
2012-09-12 03:03:22 AM
One gets to notice these little things almost instinctively.
 
2012-09-12 03:12:01 AM
sigh. i have to pay women to do this to me.

what the hell? anyone got her number?
 
2012-09-12 03:23:15 AM
sharetv.org
 
2012-09-12 03:55:24 AM
Ah, so much win wrapped in a Florida tag!

The game is afoot!

/Getting a real kick, etc.
 
2012-09-12 04:33:54 AM
Was it the waiter at IHOP?
 
2012-09-12 04:35:27 AM

SevenYearHawk: [sharetv.org image 399x300]


YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME!
 
2012-09-12 05:43:27 AM
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2012-09-12 06:24:01 AM

SevenYearHawk:


Came for the my name is earl reference, leaving satisfied :

/who's Dodge's dad dammit?
 
2012-09-12 08:26:49 AM
Best Headline of the week Subby. Well done. I'm barely able to crawl from LSH
 
2012-09-12 09:30:28 AM
"Stop kicking yourself! Why are you kicking yourself?!?"
 
2012-09-12 12:37:48 PM
Best headline of the month.

(anyone who disagrees hardly has a leg to stand on).


Respectfully,

President
The International Rabbit Company
(Our Business is Hopping!)
 
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