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2012-09-12 08:40:28 AM

allthesametome: 1000 Ways to Dye: I once hooked up with Rachel (Link) from when they did the short cycle a few years back.

Most boring sex I've ever had. Seriously dull.

But I bet you gave her the best 20 seconds of her life. I'd say csb, but the truth is that it's kind of pathetic (even for Fark) to identify and denigrate someone just so you can brag.


Well, he's probably pissed that he found out that she lost a bet.
 
2012-09-12 08:53:16 AM

OtherLittleGuy: rynthetyn: Then Tyra Banks decided like a week after Jael's friend died that she was going to do a photoshoot that involved putting Jael in a coffin and it was horribly exploitative and designed to make her freak out. Not that Tyra Banks is to blame......


...but Tyra Banks is to blame.

/never forgot how she ripped a contestant a new one for not thinking her elimination was not life-and-death



When my girls were teenagers, they used to watch long marathon session of ANTM. They run them on one of those women's channels like Oxygen or Lifetime. IMO, the show is borderline child abuse. It's only borderline because all the girls are 18+, but just barely. There's almost never anyone older than 21. Because of that, all these stick figure girls are young, inexperienced and naive but they have to endure Tyra and gaggle of snooty gay men telling them their eyes didn't show enough "energy" in the last shoot when they were hung upside down over a pit of snakes while clowns tossed pickles at them - or similar crapola. Worse, a lot of these girls are not all that attractive and have massive body image issues and most are still carrying baggage from adolescence and high school. Maybe that's typical in the modeling world, but it all seems rather sad and desperate and makes the show exploitative in a particularly cruel way. The clock is ticking loudly for all of them. Imagine 23 years old being the end of your career because you've been told over and over that the only thing about you that matters is your looks - and there's always a new crop of 18 year olds that still have that 12 years old boy look that the fashion industry is obsessed with.

Yeah, I hate that show.
 
2012-09-12 08:58:00 AM

rynthetyn: Watching Tyra Banks be batshiat insane is entertaining.


and thats why I watch The Soup
 
2012-09-12 09:33:31 AM

Persnickety: ...but Tyra Banks is to blame.


She has a talk show where she teaches women/girls to be a strong independent woman and to not let themselves be objectified

Then she hosts ANTM

She's an insecure, media whore who NEEDS the adoration of the rest of the world in order to convince herself she's happy and a success. An exploitative coont who couldn't care less about the rest of the people in the world.

Just like the large majority of the world's celebrities.
 
2012-09-12 09:47:03 AM

Ambivalence: Doctor Phil? Who's lame idea was that? They should have called Doctor Drew. He's the go to guy for celebrity drug treatment.


You don't go to Dr. Phil for help, you go for the money.
 
2012-09-12 10:01:53 AM

madcan34: Persnickety: ...but Tyra Banks is to blame.

She has a talk show where she teaches women/girls to be a strong independent woman and to not let themselves be objectified

Then she hosts ANTM

She's an insecure, media whore who NEEDS the adoration of the rest of the world in order to convince herself she's happy and a success. An exploitative coont who couldn't care less about the rest of the people in the world.

Just like the large majority of the world's celebrities.



Tyra Banks is a media whore of the 1st degree. She practically invented the type. Worse, she's a major hypocrite. Tyra herself is a beautiful woman with all the right curves in all the right places but the type of girl she picks for the show tends to be the poster child for anorexia. Tyra today would be considered a plus sized model and that is precisely one of the big problems in the industry. Why not use your show to break the stereotypes and bring back healthier looking women instead of walking clothes hangers?

But no, Tyra's personal vanity gets in the way every time. She's like the evil queen in Snow White. She can't bear the thought of someone more attractive or confident then herself on the show so she casts lanky, awkward girls. To be fair, this type does dominate the industry but Tyra feeds into it instead of standing up against it. Just look at the "before" pictures of this girl from TFA. She was a finalist fer crissakes and yet she was a butterface stick figure with a drug problem. Great role model. Now, she's just a mess.
 
2012-09-12 10:17:08 AM

wild9: insertsnarkyusername: wild9: robohobo: insertsnarkyusername: and for some reason I don't have physical withdrawal symptoms, I just find it very, very boring.

You're lucky. For the most of 5 years I put away a good 1.75'er+ of vodka a night. Managed to quit cold turkey, That was 2 weeks lying on the floor puking, shaking, not eating, sweating, etc...That was a couple years ago. Just recently picked it back up again, beer this time, but I'm already where I get headaches, sweats, and the light shakes. Really need to stop.

The cycle of not eating, dry heaves and loss of appetite unless I drank was what eventually made me want to quit. Oh and the sweating when I stopped, dear gawd it could be below zero outside and I would be sweating balls.

For the past 3 or 4 months I've been noticing more and more that I have to remind myself to actually eat. I cook for a living as well. I'll buy the best ingredients, make something wonderful and then give it to my roommates because I really just wanted to taste it to make sure the recipe was right or my idea was correct. It's a bit weird have as much of my black cod ceviche as you like but god help you if you try to get into my Jameson.


Yup, I know exactly how that is. I am 5'10" 230lbs with a 34 inch waist when healthy. When I quit drinking though, I was down below 170lbs and a 28 inch waist line. I looked like a cancer patient going through chemo. I had almost no fat on my body because I would always get full from beer and decide not to eat, forget to, or pass out.


AA might now be for everyone, but it was the only thing that worked for me. I drank a 1.75 Liter Vodka, plus a large bottle of wine a day. I had pancreatitus at the age of 25. At the end, I started having seizures if I went more than a couple hours without a drink. Alcohol started attacking my bone marrow and I wasn't producing blood cells for my immune system to fight off anything. Hemotologist said I would die in a couple months of infection or bleed out. That is when I stopped.
 
2012-09-12 10:24:17 AM

OtherLittleGuy: ...but Tyra Banks is to blame.

/never forgot how she ripped a contestant a new one for not thinking her elimination was not life-and-death


I'm convinced that Tyra hates other models. Time after time a good looking black chick comes on the show with long hair -- and it takes a long time for black girls to grow out their hair. She always gets them to cut it off, and then they look like anyone else.

I happened to see it the other day when 2 people refused to get the Tyra-chosen makeover. She then had to give them a serious talking to about how this industry isn't about them but about the client, yada yada yada. This after she says things about how the girls have to be true to themselves.

Once people accept that Tyra is a manipulative a-hole that literally cannot see anything from a different way other than her own the show is easier to watch.

Then again maybe she's showing us 1984 from Big Brother's perspective. Tyra Mail. She's always on the TV talking to the contestants. OMG I just discovered the secret.
 
2012-09-12 10:41:31 AM

lelio: Then again maybe she's showing us 1984 from Big Brother's perspective. Tyra Mail. She's always on the TV talking to the contestants. OMG I just discovered the secret.


yeah, it's for our benefit, not the contestants'. those shows have nothing to do with helping out someone's career.
 
2012-09-12 10:53:16 AM

Buttknuckle: wild9: insertsnarkyusername: wild9: robohobo: insertsnarkyusername: and for some reason I don't have physical withdrawal symptoms, I just find it very, very boring.

You're lucky. For the most of 5 years I put away a good 1.75'er+ of vodka a night. Managed to quit cold turkey, That was 2 weeks lying on the floor puking, shaking, not eating, sweating, etc...That was a couple years ago. Just recently picked it back up again, beer this time, but I'm already where I get headaches, sweats, and the light shakes. Really need to stop.

The cycle of not eating, dry heaves and loss of appetite unless I drank was what eventually made me want to quit. Oh and the sweating when I stopped, dear gawd it could be below zero outside and I would be sweating balls.

For the past 3 or 4 months I've been noticing more and more that I have to remind myself to actually eat. I cook for a living as well. I'll buy the best ingredients, make something wonderful and then give it to my roommates because I really just wanted to taste it to make sure the recipe was right or my idea was correct. It's a bit weird have as much of my black cod ceviche as you like but god help you if you try to get into my Jameson.


Yup, I know exactly how that is. I am 5'10" 230lbs with a 34 inch waist when healthy. When I quit drinking though, I was down below 170lbs and a 28 inch waist line. I looked like a cancer patient going through chemo. I had almost no fat on my body because I would always get full from beer and decide not to eat, forget to, or pass out.

AA might now be for everyone, but it was the only thing that worked for me. I drank a 1.75 Liter Vodka, plus a large bottle of wine a day. I had pancreatitus at the age of 25. At the end, I started having seizures if I went more than a couple hours without a drink. Alcohol started attacking my bone marrow and I wasn't producing blood cells for my immune system to fight off anything. Hemotologist said I would die in a couple months of infection or bleed out. ...


good lord.

how did you get so bad, so young? specially with the convulsions and stuff... either its a great troll or theres a story there...
 
2012-09-12 11:04:01 AM

rynthetyn: She was messed up on the show. Then during filming her best friend died of a drug overdose and she started into a downward spiral that was disturbing to watch for a reality show about wannabe models. Then Tyra Banks decided like a week after Jael's friend died that she was going to do a photoshoot that involved putting Jael in a coffin and it was horribly exploitative and designed to make her freak out. Not that Tyra Banks is to blame for this girl turning into a meth head, but she had issues that were exploited in ways that crossed the line for reality TV and I don't think it exactly helped. She was never quite the same on the show after the coffin shoot.


I watched top model with my wife for a while. Tyra Banks exploited the show by taking anyone that could seriously compete against her for modelling gigs and destroying their careers before they got started. She made people cut their hair one episode, then get cheap hair extensions the next (that later caused permanent hair loss). She made one contestant have a HUGE gap added to their perfect teeth to give their face "character" (Ref). It was painful to watch how Tyra would obviously push anyone who was prettier than her into a situtaion that would destroy the person.

This coffin shoot was par for course with Tyra. If you let her know any of your fears, you bet your butt it would be the next weeks contest tailored for you.
 
2012-09-12 11:05:46 AM

Father_Jack: Buttknuckle: wild9: insertsnarkyusername: wild9: robohobo: insertsnarkyusername: and for some reason I don't have physical withdrawal symptoms, I just find it very, very boring.

You're lucky. For the most of 5 years I put away a good 1.75'er+ of vodka a night. Managed to quit cold turkey, That was 2 weeks lying on the floor puking, shaking, not eating, sweating, etc...That was a couple years ago. Just recently picked it back up again, beer this time, but I'm already where I get headaches, sweats, and the light shakes. Really need to stop.

The cycle of not eating, dry heaves and loss of appetite unless I drank was what eventually made me want to quit. Oh and the sweating when I stopped, dear gawd it could be below zero outside and I would be sweating balls.

For the past 3 or 4 months I've been noticing more and more that I have to remind myself to actually eat. I cook for a living as well. I'll buy the best ingredients, make something wonderful and then give it to my roommates because I really just wanted to taste it to make sure the recipe was right or my idea was correct. It's a bit weird have as much of my black cod ceviche as you like but god help you if you try to get into my Jameson.


Yup, I know exactly how that is. I am 5'10" 230lbs with a 34 inch waist when healthy. When I quit drinking though, I was down below 170lbs and a 28 inch waist line. I looked like a cancer patient going through chemo. I had almost no fat on my body because I would always get full from beer and decide not to eat, forget to, or pass out.

AA might now be for everyone, but it was the only thing that worked for me. I drank a 1.75 Liter Vodka, plus a large bottle of wine a day. I had pancreatitus at the age of 25. At the end, I started having seizures if I went more than a couple hours without a drink. Alcohol started attacking my bone marrow and I wasn't producing blood cells for my immune system to fight off anything. Hemotologist said I would die in a couple months of infection o ...


Not a troll, honest. I was just a very severe alcoholic. I've been in AA several years and have not found someone who had their health decline as fast as mine or who drank as much as I did, so young.

Anyway, my main point was that I look at AA like I look at religion; If it helps someone life a happy, fullfilling life, then no one should judge.
 
2012-09-12 11:36:51 AM
Hit it, but just don't say what year you hit it.

/problem solved
 
2012-09-12 11:38:03 AM

rynthetyn: She was messed up on the show. Then during filming her best friend died of a drug overdose and she started into a downward spiral that was disturbing to watch for a reality show about wannabe models. Then Tyra Banks decided like a week after Jael's friend died that she was going to do a photoshoot that involved putting Jael in a coffin and it was horribly exploitative and designed to make her freak out.


Although a friend of Jael's did die during taping, the coffin thing actually happened to another girl hours after she learned of her own friend's death. You'll never guess how much the show milked the drama of the "totally coincidental" "gaffe".

images.yuku.com.s3.amazonaws.com
 
2012-09-12 11:51:25 AM
64 posts and no Big Bang Theory references yet?
 
2012-09-12 12:19:49 PM
I am so sad for her. She was absolutely stunning. I do hope that rehab/medical treatments help her overcome her addiction and heal up.
 
2012-09-12 12:23:59 PM

wild9: Max Awesome: My brother is a meth-head. After years of ignoring his kids, stealing from our mother and expecting us all to tip-toe around him and support his ass if he had some actual disease like cancer he's completely burnt-out my sympathy.

I hate him.

I am not saying that you are wrong in any way for not liking your brother but, his drug of choice is a symptom of the disease of addiction.

Some people can drink one beer and that is all they want. I can't. One, turns into two, then four, then eight and so on. I am fine as long as I do not take that first drink.

/been sober nearly two years now
//no, I don't go to AA meetings. I find them depressing.
///Found new hobbies to occupy my free time.


Congratulations! I'm inspired by you and hope you have tremendous joy in your sobriety.
 
2012-09-12 12:24:20 PM

pacmanner: I live in Germany and over here they have Heidi Klum's Germany's Next Top Model. This is one of the runner-ups from last year. These girls over here make those girls on Tyra's show look like crap.

[i662.photobucket.com image 635x953]


Um, what was the question again?
 
2012-09-12 12:26:59 PM

robohobo: insertsnarkyusername: and for some reason I don't have physical withdrawal symptoms, I just find it very, very boring.

You're lucky. For the most of 5 years I put away a good 1.75'er+ of vodka a night. Managed to quit cold turkey, That was 2 weeks lying on the floor puking, shaking, not eating, sweating, etc...That was a couple years ago. Just recently picked it back up again, beer this time, but I'm already where I get headaches, sweats, and the light shakes. Really need to stop.


Roboho: I'm sending you so much positive support through the airwaves...hope you'll be totally fine.
 
2012-09-12 12:42:25 PM

peterthx: pacmanner: I live in Germany and over here they have Heidi Klum's Germany's Next Top Model. This is one of the runner-ups from last year. These girls over here make those girls on Tyra's show look like crap.

[i662.photobucket.com image 635x953]

Um, what was the question again?


One that I would like to steal.
 
2012-09-12 12:51:46 PM
Used to go to the same gym as a contestant - holy crap, that girl was beautiful. But her dad was a local sherriff, so I resisted my "creepy stalker" urges.

/she seemed pretty sweet, too
//she had pointy knees
///i like pointy knees
//// worst. CSB. evar.
 
2012-09-12 12:55:49 PM

unfarkingbelievable: robohobo: insertsnarkyusername: and for some reason I don't have physical withdrawal symptoms, I just find it very, very boring.

You're lucky. For the most of 5 years I put away a good 1.75'er+ of vodka a night. Managed to quit cold turkey, That was 2 weeks lying on the floor puking, shaking, not eating, sweating, etc...That was a couple years ago. Just recently picked it back up again, beer this time, but I'm already where I get headaches, sweats, and the light shakes. Really need to stop.

Roboho: I'm sending you so much positive support through the airwaves...hope you'll be totally fine.


If you are experiencing withdrawl, dont be afraid to get yourself to a hospital to detox. Not to scare you, but alcohol and benzo's are the only withdrawls that can possibly cause death. Your symptoms don't appear to be of that caliber, but I wouldn't hesitate to get medical help anyway. If they don't keep you (which they probably won't), they can prescribe librium, valium, adavan or something like that to prevent seizures and help withdrawl symptoms.
 
2012-09-12 12:58:35 PM

allthesametome: 1000 Ways to Dye: I once hooked up with Rachel (Link) from when they did the short cycle a few years back.

Most boring sex I've ever had. Seriously dull.

But I bet you gave her the best 20 seconds of her life. I'd say csb, but the truth is that it's kind of pathetic (even for Fark) to identify and denigrate someone just so you can brag.


eh... i would disagree with that sentiment. I once had the opportunity to bang a 19 year old beauty queen back when I was like 27. She was just STUNNING to look at, I mean amazing looking.

Worst sex I ever had, bar none. Like farking a sand pile.
 
2012-09-12 02:19:51 PM

Buttknuckle: Father_Jack: Buttknuckle: wild9: insertsnarkyusername: wild9: robohobo: insertsnarkyusername: and for some reason I don't have physical withdrawal symptoms, I just find it very, very boring.

You're lucky. For the most of 5 years I put away a good 1.75'er+ of vodka a night. Managed to quit cold turkey, That was 2 weeks lying on the floor puking, shaking, not eating, sweating, etc...That was a couple years ago. Just recently picked it back up again, beer this time, but I'm already where I get headaches, sweats, and the light shakes. Really need to stop.

The cycle of not eating, dry heaves and loss of appetite unless I drank was what eventually made me want to quit. Oh and the sweating when I stopped, dear gawd it could be below zero outside and I would be sweating balls.

For the past 3 or 4 months I've been noticing more and more that I have to remind myself to actually eat. I cook for a living as well. I'll buy the best ingredients, make something wonderful and then give it to my roommates because I really just wanted to taste it to make sure the recipe was right or my idea was correct. It's a bit weird have as much of my black cod ceviche as you like but god help you if you try to get into my Jameson.


Yup, I know exactly how that is. I am 5'10" 230lbs with a 34 inch waist when healthy. When I quit drinking though, I was down below 170lbs and a 28 inch waist line. I looked like a cancer patient going through chemo. I had almost no fat on my body because I would always get full from beer and decide not to eat, forget to, or pass out.

AA might now be for everyone, but it was the only thing that worked for me. I drank a 1.75 Liter Vodka, plus a large bottle of wine a day. I had pancreatitus at the age of 25. At the end, I started having seizures if I went more than a couple hours without a drink. Alcohol started attacking my bone marrow and I wasn't producing blood cells for my immune system to fight off anything. Hemotologist said I would die in a couple months o ...


I had seizures when I first quit as well. Now I have to take anti-seizure meds 3 times a day just to be safe.
 
2012-09-12 04:19:22 PM
sorry, but meth was gonna eventually find her. It was only a matter of time.

i2.listal.com
 
2012-09-12 07:48:25 PM
Proving once again.
It's not the years that count, it's the mileage.
 
2012-09-12 10:31:50 PM
I have the strangest boner right now...
 
2012-09-13 01:29:15 AM
Damn, she was a fox. Stupid meth.
 
2012-09-13 07:12:37 AM

Buttknuckle: wild9: insertsnarkyusername: wild9: robohobo: insertsnarkyusername: and for some reason I don't have physical withdrawal symptoms, I just find it very, very boring.

You're lucky. For the most of 5 years I put away a good 1.75'er+ of vodka a night. Managed to quit cold turkey, That was 2 weeks lying on the floor puking, shaking, not eating, sweating, etc...That was a couple years ago. Just recently picked it back up again, beer this time, but I'm already where I get headaches, sweats, and the light shakes. Really need to stop.

The cycle of not eating, dry heaves and loss of appetite unless I drank was what eventually made me want to quit. Oh and the sweating when I stopped, dear gawd it could be below zero outside and I would be sweating balls.

For the past 3 or 4 months I've been noticing more and more that I have to remind myself to actually eat. I cook for a living as well. I'll buy the best ingredients, make something wonderful and then give it to my roommates because I really just wanted to taste it to make sure the recipe was right or my idea was correct. It's a bit weird have as much of my black cod ceviche as you like but god help you if you try to get into my Jameson.


Yup, I know exactly how that is. I am 5'10" 230lbs with a 34 inch waist when healthy. When I quit drinking though, I was down below 170lbs and a 28 inch waist line. I looked like a cancer patient going through chemo. I had almost no fat on my body because I would always get full from beer and decide not to eat, forget to, or pass out.

AA might now be for everyone, but it was the only thing that worked for me. I drank a 1.75 Liter Vodka, plus a large bottle of wine a day. I had pancreatitus at the age of 25. At the end, I started having seizures if I went more than a couple hours without a drink. Alcohol started attacking my bone marrow and I wasn't producing blood cells for my immune system to fight off anything. Hemotologist said I would die in a couple months of infection or bleed out. ...


He spent fifteen years, getting loaded
Fifteen years 'til his liver exploded
So what's Bob gonna do, now that he can't drink?

The Dr. said, whatcha been thinkin' 'bout?
Bob said "that's the point, I wasn't thinkin' 'bout nothin"
"Now I gotta do something else..."


A couple of lines, an extra thermos of joe,
He'll be kickin' in heads at the punk rock show
Yeah Bob's the kinda guy who knows just what,
Bob's the kind of guy who knows just what to do
When the Dr. tells him to
"Quit your drinking, now's the time"
But will he ever walk the line?
To all my friends I feel just great,
But will he ever walk the line?
Kicking ass and busting heads, red suspenders
Once a day he shaves his head
But will he ever walk the line?
 
2012-09-13 01:29:26 PM
That's one way to keep the weight off.
 
2012-09-14 08:56:41 PM
Tyra's an insecure hag, naturally. I'm not just referring to the facial plastic surgery but also the body--e.g., the spare tire that she was photographed with for a while that mysteriously disappeared. Probably liposuction. Fake hair, fake nose, fake body. She's a phony and feels she must destroy the natural beauty in the people she is supposed to be mentoring. Instead, the self-centred wench competes with them. Boring show, only watched it once because I couldn't handle the ridiculous shiat the poor girls had to go through only to have some patronizing, fake biatch lecture them afterward about shiat she had no clue about.

I'm still waiting on the answer to why so many faces of meth have badly dyed hair in the after shots, too.
 
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