And I'm not an unemployable fat slob with a severe drinking problem and a meth habit that lives in my mom's basement and owns stock in Jergan's and Kleenex.

Oh wait, I'm not.

Does that weird loop-back in his Signature look suggestive to anyone else?

I saw some woman who was supporting him dressed up like him on the news this morning. It was quite humorous at 7 in the morning still having a good buzz.

According to the sources I read, the unedited dictated version of that message before the lawyers rephrased it was "Oh shiat, I'm farked, Oh shiat, I'm farked, Oh shiat, I'm farked, Oh shiat, I'm farked"

Would be funny if he had a kiddy porn section. hahaha

"Rubba's Corner"

Rubba Rubba Rubba, fap fap fap

I notice some inconsistencies in the writing style. It's all heavily-worded lawyer/PR talk and then they throw in a "big lie" to make it sound like he actually wrote it.

I can just see them highlight/deleting "complete fabrication."

What's all this "We" shiite? Does he have a mouse or a small child in his pocket?

someone needs to hack this site and post one of those steamy love letters that the sheriff's men found at neverland - the ones he wrote to his 12 year old lover...now THAT would be the ultimate OWNED.

Darkhorse23 he's got a gerbil but it's not in his pocket.

hehehe... I hope Drew has this set to go live during peak time.... cause we all know what happens to 'lil sites that go live during peak time.

...And peak-time it is!

I'd like to see someone do handwriting analysis (graphology study?) on his sig...


farked up

Farker ought to kill himself already, he is toast.

Anyone wanna take bets when this site gets hacked?

i hope someone hacks this and makes it even more funny then it is already.

"He's got a gerbil but it's not in his pocket."

Careful, "pocket" is a broad term...

What's all this "We" shiite? Does he have a mouse or a small child in his pocket?

He.He. I think I can guess which.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty six year olds?

There's twenty of them!


...Too soon?

These scurrilous and totally unfounded allegations will be proven false in a courtroom.

scurrilous? methinks the lady doth protest too much.

I swear to heaven, I looged on to the site, and it booted up my Quicktime plugin and started playing, "We are the world, we are the children !"
I would like to pull a Jermaine Jackson on CNN and tell Michael what I think, but the Fark filters would stop me. Farking multi-million dollar, platinum record, moonwalking pedophile.

what does michael jackson concider a "perfect 10" ?


2 five year olds.

The dot us domain name makes him seem more patriotic.

Wait... so he's claiming people are going on TV claiming to be his attorney's when they're not? Why in the hell would you claim to represent that freak when you're not making millions from it? Thats like taking out an ad for a gun shop saying "Proud suppler of the DC sniper"

Don't make no sense.

MJ's website will be getting more hits than all of the children at his ranch put together.

The site can generate a lot of income and hits by uplinking to related child porn sites.

He and OJ are CLEARLY both innocent.

I beleive that Michael Jackson is a kind and caring person who was only trying to help out a family in need. Oh yeah that and get his rocks off by playing sick psycho sex games with a kid.

well bless his heart

now I feel bad for the shiat I said.

eh.. without really knowing, have to say innocent until proven guilty (y'all have as much fun with him as you like though).

but more to the point, who cares

Oddly enough, Catherine Whipple from Whipple's Floor Covering registered this domain. What is she whipping, and why did it cover the floor?
Whois results

DAMN! I'm so glad he came out with this (pun intended)....
for a minute I had there might just be some truth to this ugly rumor! I'm so glad it's all cleared up now!

1) Create a boobie site
2) Get it green lighted, wait for it to go live
3) header("Location:http://www.mjnews.us/")

Bahahahaha. Pwned.

This is just waiting to be own3d...

What's it running?

I think the jury is still out on whether he's a child molester. However, he is definitely a complete freak.

I can't wait for someone to hack the site, put up his latest album in mp3 format, and ask that techtb chick to marry them. I forget her name atm. =)

I just can't express my amusement and anger at this giant freakbag, so I'm just going to hit the keyboard randomly.

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"Let's get something for Bob Barringer, what's he like?"

"13 year old girls"

"Let's not start that in -this- town. How about we get him half a 26 year old girl. How's my math?"

I'm not thinking this is really the "official" press room...

Man, I'm having a hard time with this one... My head keeps telling me that he is innocent until proven guilty, but my heart keeps saying "he's going down" (no pun intended)!

Out of all of the celebrity heads commenting about this, the best comment I heard was from Dan Akroyd who said something to the effect that it is a tragedy for everyone involved. Kathy Griffiths (the redhead comic/actress that was on Suddenly Susan) said some pretty nasty stuff about MJ. It's obvious he has been tried and convicted in her mind.

Our brains need to remember that he is innocent until proven guilty. It doesn't do any one any good to have this whole mess tried in the media.

Then again, we all know that MJ is a freak and if nothing else, is guilty of poor judgment.

Why I just typed this, I don't know...

AutomaticHatstand:
I found your profile picture ALMOST as disturbing as MJ's booking photo. ALMOST.

Aarrrghhhh...3rd MJ thread in a day. First two were funny, but seriously, do we need three threads dedicated to this sick, disgusting excuse for a human being? Then again, I never would have expected to see overkill on Fark now, would I?

Apparently, it's owned by Catherine Whipple of Whipple's Floor Covering:

whois

...as Chickenfoot has already pointed out...