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(Chattanooga Times Free Press)   If you know where "Dookie Butt" Mitchell is the Chattanooga Police would like a word with you   ( timesfreepress.com) divider line
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2012-09-11 08:29:13 PM  
Hopefully they can catch and wipe him from the wanted list.
 
2012-09-11 11:52:50 PM  

A man nicknamed "Dookie Butt"
Is wanted for dabbling in smut
The cops ask that you tell 'em,
If you see him(or smell him),
So for heaven's sake,go with your gut!

 
2012-09-12 01:20:19 AM  
At large and wanted in relation to an infamous and unsolved case involving leaving a dookie in a public urinal?

/RTA, just sayin'.
 
2012-09-12 04:47:16 AM  
www.soulofamerica.com
 
2012-09-12 05:14:55 AM  
That's a pretty logical place for dookie.
 
2012-09-12 05:18:13 AM  
Let's just hope he didn't end up like Snot Boogie.
 
2012-09-12 05:22:32 AM  

Timmaay: Let's just hope he didn't end up like Snot Boogie.


This kid whose mama went to the trouble of christening him Dathan Lamont Mitchell?
 
2012-09-12 05:32:35 AM  
I heard he fled so fast he left skid marks
 
2012-09-12 05:38:12 AM  
Is he in a comma coma?
 
2012-09-12 06:01:42 AM  
"Dookie Butt" Mitchell is the Chattanooga Police?
 
2012-09-12 06:11:05 AM  

LordOfThePings: Timmaay: Let's just hope he didn't end up like Snot Boogie.

This kid whose mama went to the trouble of christening him Dathan Lamont Mitchell?


Life just be that way, I guess.
 
2012-09-12 06:39:40 AM  
"Dookie Butt" would be a great Fark handle.
 
2012-09-12 06:52:55 AM  
Mitch McConnell lives in Tennessee?
 
2012-09-12 06:55:47 AM  
I approve of subby's tag choice.
 
2012-09-12 07:07:44 AM  
i358.photobucket.com

/got nothing
//been on vacation
 
2012-09-12 08:00:54 AM  
I was laughing at his name, then started to read the article and I got solemn fast. Child abuse isn't funny.

Then I read what he actually did. He spilled food on a kid when he was trying to make the kid sit down at the table.
*eyeroll*

/yeah, second degree burns suck, but unless there's a lot more to the story that's a BS charge.
 
2012-09-12 08:27:43 AM  

Krieghund: I was laughing at his name, then started to read the article and I got solemn fast. Child abuse isn't funny.

Then I read what he actually did. He spilled food on a kid when he was trying to make the kid sit down at the table.
*eyeroll*

/yeah, second degree burns suck, but unless there's a lot more to the story that's a BS charge.


In the end he's still Dookie Butt.
 
2012-09-12 08:30:06 AM  
spoilertv.co.uk
?
 
2012-09-12 08:40:46 AM  
something tells me that this guy has probably had that name since he was 5 or so and had an accident at school and from that moment on he was known as "dookie butt"
sometimes those things just stick.
 
2012-09-12 09:27:26 AM  
he's probably in the bathroom.
 
2012-09-12 09:52:07 AM  
Looks like Ol' Dirty Bastard's cousin.
 
2012-09-12 11:44:46 AM  
The Utban Dictionary define "Dooke Butt" as

When after a long night of partying you go to the bathroom the next morning and your butt explodes into the toilet causing nasty toilet water to come splash your underside... That my friend is dookie butt...

i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-12 03:12:05 PM  

RobSeace: [spoilertv.co.uk image 506x316]
?


Came for The Wire reference, leaving satisfied.
 
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