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2012-09-11 08:22:13 PM
7 votes:
Marine1: What'd I say in the other thread?

"Her knees are too sharp, no way would I hit that"?
2012-09-11 09:07:14 PM
6 votes:
i50.tinypic.com
2012-09-11 08:19:23 PM
5 votes:
DSF6969: I've read the article, but i can't seem to find anything about which movie has them so worked up. Can someone post a link?

It was Home Alone 2.
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Little Moe with the gimpy leg is referencing Mohammad.
2012-09-11 09:33:07 PM
4 votes:
i48.tinypic.com
2012-09-11 08:26:57 PM
4 votes:
AdolfOliverPanties: As coordinated events on the eleventh of September go, this one lacks the oomph of previous attempts.

Yea, the 2001 event really brought down the house.
2012-09-11 08:16:18 PM
4 votes:
make me some tea: Thanks, Pastor Terry!

Is there a lorem ipsum derp generator, or does it just come natural for you?
2012-09-11 09:56:19 PM
3 votes:
i48.photobucket.com
2012-09-11 08:24:40 PM
3 votes:
As coordinated events on the eleventh of September go, this one lacks the oomph of previous attempts.
2012-09-11 08:21:18 PM
3 votes:
AdolfOliverPanties: Fark these people.

WE DIDN'T MAKE THE FILM!!!!!!

Buy a farking globe, you God damned turds.

Why can't the Middle East just be on a different planet, say 1000 light years from here?


Is Kolob available?
2012-09-11 08:12:52 PM
3 votes:
Hey look! People in different countries can communicate via social media and share common goals! Isn't that great ?

/wait, what?
2012-09-11 08:12:41 PM
3 votes:
Is it Storm the Embassy Day and I didn't get the memo AGAIN?
2012-09-11 10:44:39 PM
2 votes:
www.deeshaa.org
2012-09-11 10:09:26 PM
2 votes:
i172.photobucket.com
2012-09-11 10:07:48 PM
2 votes:
"It's just been REVOKED."
2012-09-11 09:21:32 PM
2 votes:
You know what would be funny, an arabic goth.

"Yeah yeah, allah ackbar...I HATE YOU DAD"
2012-09-11 09:19:16 PM
2 votes:
OnlyM3: Cpl.D


And so it begins
Begins? WTF planet are you from? Or do we blame your public schooling?

Partial list of islamist actions PRIOR to bush.


1979 Iran Hostage Crisis: seizure of US Tehran Embassy, Iran (Nov 4, 1979 for 444 days)
1983 Bombing of US Beirut Embassy, Lebanon (April 18, 1983)
1983 Bombing of US Marine barracks, Beirut, Lebanon (Oct 23, 1983)
1983 Bombing of US Kuwait Embassy (Dec 12, 1983)
1984 Bombing of US Beirut Embassy (again) (Sept 20, 1984)
1984 Kuwait Airlines Flight 221 hijacked to Tehran - American passengers murdered (Dec 3, 1984)
1985 Hijacking TWA Flight 847 hijacked to Beirut (June 14, 1985)
1985 Hijacking cruise ship Achille Lauro, wheelchair-bound American is thrown overboard & killed (Oct 7, 1985)
1986 Bombing Berlin disco frequented by US servicemen (April 5, 1986)
1988 Bombing Pan Am Flight 103 over Lockerbie, Scotland, 100′s murdered (Dec 21, 1988)
1993 First bombing World Trade Center, New York City, 7 Killed, 1,042 wounded (Feb 26, 1993)
1993 Foiled NY Landmarks plot by Omar Abdel Rahman to blow up the Holland and Lincoln tunnels
and other New York City landmarks
1993 Attempted Assassination of Pres. Bush Sr. during visit to Kuwait (April 14, 1993)
1993 Black Hawk Down: shot down US helicopters in Mogadishu, Somalia,
during Operation Restore Hope (Oct 3-4, 1993)
1994 Plot to assassinate President Clinton during visit to the Philippines
1995 Failed Project Bojinka by Ramzi Yousef to blow up a dozen US airliners over the Pacific (end in Jan 1995)
1995 Bombing US military headquarters, Riyadh, Saudi Arabia (Nov 13, 1995)
1996 Bombing Khobar Towers, Saudi Arabia, housing U.S. foreign military personnel (Jun 25, 1996)
1998 Bombing U.S. Nairobi Embassy, Kenya, Africa (Aug 7, 1998)
1998 Bombing U.S. Dar es Salaam Embassy, Tanzania, Africa (Aug 7, 1998)
1999 Foiled LAX Millennium plot by Ahmed Ressam to bomb Los Angeles International Airport
(Ressam was arrested at US Canadian border)
2000 Failed USS The Sullivans bombing that was re ...

2001 Swapped decafe for regular, shortchanged guy (7/11 Houston, Tx)

Enough is enough!
2012-09-11 09:16:17 PM
2 votes:
Plastic Trash Vortex: Nuke them.

I'm a stupid hippie librul Canadian and even I am appalled and sick of this shiat. Every time this happens, the US should just firebomb the city, Dresden-style. If it happens again then firebomb 10 more cities. If it happens again, lay waste to the entire country. Kill every last one of these farking worthless ragheaded farkers. The world will be better off without them.

/next time, I'll tell you how I really feel
//Mohammed is a goat-farking, cocksucking pedophile piece of shiat


We should start a Kickstarter to resurrect Teddy Roosevelt. He wouldn't put up with this shiat for a second.
2012-09-11 09:01:03 PM
2 votes:
shastacola: jshine: shastacola: There is not an iota of difference between Terry Jones and his followers and the ignorant muslims storming embassies.

What about the murder?

American fundamentalist aren't as violent as third world muslim fundalmentalists,that's high bar you've set, but hey, the ignorant religious nuts in the US aren't killing anyone so pat yourself on the back,dude. I swear if there was a country for atheist, I'd be packing my bags.


www.theodora.com

Here's your bags. Enjoy your stay. Probably don't want to say too much that might piss off the wrong people.

Dasvidaniya, comrade.
2012-09-11 08:51:36 PM
2 votes:
Martin Silenus: I for one am shocked, SHICKED that [any] religion rooted in violence and GENOCIDE has violent followers.

All the major ones are... and do.

/Shicking, I know.
2012-09-11 08:42:25 PM
2 votes:
There is but one God and Muhammed is his gay roomate. See ya in Afghanistan in 2 week!!
2012-09-11 08:37:25 PM
2 votes:
Mr. Eugenides: Anyone have a link the the supposed videos handy? I'm too farking lazy to search for them.

Unless of course they're in Arabic in which case I'll just wait for the South Korean animation news report.


shirtshovel.com
2012-09-11 08:27:59 PM
2 votes:
Shanghai_Flyer: What does Terry Jones have to do with these incidents?

Somebody made a joke about a watery tart lobbing scimitars.
2012-09-11 08:25:21 PM
2 votes:
VegasVinnie: Our religious extremists wave signs on the sidewalk and post asshole comments from their basement while publishing poorly made youtube videos. Their extremists run around screaming and killing everyone in sight.

Those are practically the same thing.
2012-09-11 08:24:49 PM
2 votes:
AdolfOliverPanties: Why can't the Middle East just be on a different planet, say 1000 light years from here?

It would cost too much to ship the oil from there.
2012-09-11 08:23:19 PM
2 votes:
HAM BALLS ON ALL THEIR FACES
2012-09-11 08:19:03 PM
2 votes:
zerobs.net

These aren't fundamentalists, folks.
2012-09-11 08:18:35 PM
2 votes:
Another round of "My invisible daddy can beat up your invisible daddy."
2012-09-11 08:18:14 PM
2 votes:
Well, we're on track for Dec 21st 2012 eh?
2012-09-11 08:16:47 PM
2 votes:
www.myfacewhen.net
2012-09-12 02:09:31 PM
1 votes:
Nice to see the Libyan Envoy to the U.S. and his buddies like the Islamic Society of North America trotting out some nice Tu Quoque on this. "B-b-b-but Northern Ireland! Abortion bombings! Christianity!!1" Anything to avoid the appearance of criticizing "your team" by actually addressing the issue at hand, amirite guys?

I wonder what their Fark handles are.
2012-09-12 11:29:30 AM
1 votes:
spacelord321: Anyone catch the presidents speech? I just caught the last few seconds. Apperently 4 dead.

Was he apologizing again?
2012-09-12 11:22:52 AM
1 votes:
surfrider: make me some tea: Thanks, Pastor Terry!

Free speech merits violence?


To a muslim?

You better farking believe it. You should have your head chopped off for even asking that question. Allah be praised!
2012-09-12 10:55:08 AM
1 votes:
Nick Nostril: God-is-a-Taco: Oh, and god damn these farkers are insecure about their god and prophet.
It's not too late to convert Africa to the official "religious war" continent and ship people there to find the winning god.

Your idea actually has merit. I say this only because these whackjobs aren't going away... at least not fast enough for the more sane part of the world.


www.cios.org 
Stupidity isn't confined to religion alone. Idiots are everywhere.
2012-09-12 10:21:35 AM
1 votes:
Ebert gave the movie 2 thumbs up.
2012-09-12 09:59:54 AM
1 votes:
Why the hell did Presdient Bush decided to enter his magical time machine and bomb LIbya in 2011? We wouldn't be in this mess. Ambassador Stevens' blood is on the war criminal Bush's hands.
2012-09-12 09:37:51 AM
1 votes:
jso2897: 'And Allah made it not but good tidings and so that your hearts would be assured thereby. And victory is not but from Allah . Indeed, Allah is Exalted in Might and Wise.'

You do not embrace Allah. Victory and supremacy will never truly enter into your heart until you hear the call of the Prophet, blessings and peace be upon him.

Yeah - but where is the God of tits and wine?


RIGHT HERE:

wh40k.lexicanum.com

Slaanesh
Also a hell of a lot more fun than that Khorne fellow. :D

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2012-09-12 03:05:29 AM
1 votes:
What_Would_Jimi_Do: Brutal Momentum Loss: Guess what, my friends are Buddhist, Hindu, Muslim, Catholic, Protestant, Confucians, FFS there's even a 7th day advantist in the lot and we do meet, and we talk, and we have fun, and we never went to war against one another!

yeah, i say one of your group hate some one in the group. period


We all equally hate each other independently of our background, education or philosophy. Makes for fun parties.
2012-09-12 01:15:10 AM
1 votes:
How shocking is it that people across the Middle East hate America and see us as the source of all their problems.

How shocking indeed.
2012-09-12 12:23:39 AM
1 votes:
ciberido: frunjer: I wouldn't classify Buddhism as a religion. It is more a philosophy. Buddha was a teacher, not a deity. It is a part of Hinduism which is basically polytheistic. Not really sure which type of Buddhism Vietnamese follow, but it is certainly not like montheistic holier-than-thou type religions.

You are shocking ignorant of Buddhism and should go read a book or something.

If you're too busy (or lazy) to do that, then just Google "Tara" and "Buddhism" and spend five minutes reading.

Short answer: Buddhism absolutely is a religion.


Since shiat just got real ...

1st, "Hinduism" is a Western construct.

2nd, in "Hindu" terms, Buddhism is a Heterodox Darshana, as it does not accept the authority of the Vedas.

3rd, none of the 'gods' in Buddhism are exempt from conditioned existence; none of the 'divine beings' are eternal, unchangeable, all-powerful, etc. In a word, all are finite. Therefore, there are no gods in Buddhism, let alone a bunch of them.

4th Buddhists venerate higher beings, gods, Bodhisattva, etc, but they don't worship them: rather like Catholics venerate saints without worshiping them.
2012-09-12 12:19:21 AM
1 votes:
ciberido: frunjer: I wouldn't classify Buddhism as a religion. It is more a philosophy. Buddha was a teacher, not a deity. It is a part of Hinduism which is basically polytheistic. Not really sure which type of Buddhism Vietnamese follow, but it is certainly not like montheistic holier-than-thou type religions.

You are shocking ignorant of Buddhism and should go read a book or something.

If you're too busy (or lazy) to do that, then just Google "Tara" and "Buddhism" and spend five minutes reading.

Short answer: Buddhism absolutely is a religion.


In Mongolia we have a saying: The Buddhist saying Buddhism is a religion is like the Yak saying it is a cow.
2012-09-12 12:15:57 AM
1 votes:
Bhasayate: Hilary Clinton says:

"I condemn in the strongest terms the attack on our mission in Benghazi today,"


I think the "strongest terms" are those that are written on the side of a cruise missile, not those written in a sharply worded letter.
2012-09-11 11:53:56 PM
1 votes:
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Dear butt heads of the middle east, I have words of real importance for you. we are sick and tired of your stupid, ignorant, moronic beliefs that you hold in such high regard. We are all ignorant when it comes to life after death. Have any interviews with DEAD people? So as a concerned, living, human, can we please STOP? I personally want the human race to advance beyond the dreams of our capabilities. Do you have a word like C A P A B I L I T Y?
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بعقب العزيز رؤساء الشرق الاوسط, كلمات الاهمية الحقيقية. لقد سئمنا من غبية جاهل المعتقدات شيئ غبيّ انك تجرى فى هذه. كلنا جهلة عندما يتعلق الامر بالحياة بعد الموت. ليس هناك مقابلات مع القتلى. ذلك الانسان, يمكننا رجاء توقف? واريد الجنس البشرى من تجاوز مرحلة احلام قدراتنا. هل لديك كلمة مثل c a p a b i l i t y?
2012-09-11 11:52:24 PM
1 votes:
EatTheWorld: Narcissistic fromunda stain: 'And Allah made it not but good tidings and so that your hearts would be assured thereby. And victory is not but from Allah . Indeed, Allah is Exalted in Might and Wise.'

You do not embrace Allah. Victory and supremacy will never truly enter into your heart until you hear the call of the Prophet, blessings and peace be upon him.

this is like a redneck love affair with Chuck Norris. Get over it. YOU DON"T FARKING KNOW!!!! you know who knows? Mohammed, Jesus, Elvis! WHY??!? BECAUSE THEY ARE FARKING DEAD!!!! FARK..... STFU and GTFH


The Qur'an was dictated by the Prophet, blessings and peace be upon him, to the followers (khalifa). These were preserved without error, for those scrolls which contained error were destroyed. The Prophet, blessings and peace be upon him, learned from the example of Isa ibn Maryam and the Injil, and the rightly-guided Khalifa kept safe the Recitation from adultery and error.

We know the words of the Prophet, for they were created in one place, and reproduced in the equivalent of the European scriptorium. It is a great crime to alter the Qur'an, and those that have been altered are to be burned.
2012-09-11 11:35:55 PM
1 votes:
God, I can't wait until we can get off oil. I want to get away from oil for many reasons, including environmental and financial ones. But I mostly want to see oil go away so I can watch the Middle East lose any and all relevance and sink back into the Middle Ages. Where they belong, the ass turds. Sure, I bet they'll try and ratchet up solar, but beyond providing their own energy, they really won't have much to export as it wouldn't be cost effective.

So enjoy your relevance while you can. You Middle Easterners are like the annoying cousin we keep around because he has money, but once that dries up you can bet your ass you'll be quite alone and miserable.

Now if we can figure out a way to get rid of Fundie X-tians...
2012-09-11 11:35:34 PM
1 votes:
garron: Narcissistic fromunda stain: This is precisely what you kaffir deserve. You corrupt the Injil of Isa bin Maryam--blessings and peace be upon him--and turn on the needy among you. You promote a polytheist as a leader of the peoples. You reach out with your satellites and cables to spread your filth among the children of Allah. And you know nothing of the Qur'an you demonize, which is unknowable to those who do not speak the tongue of the Prophet, blessings and peace be upon him. Without his guidance--there is no doubt in it--you are lost, wallowing in violence and depravity with your soulless machines of death.

Democracy takes many forms, for Allah is the nourisher unto perfection. You condemn us for our lack of it, when it was crushed from us by perfidious Albion and the French. We looked upon you as a savior, and you turned on us like Judas. Now you will soon face the same fate: forced to submit to death as the rightful prophets--peace be upon them--ascend into heaven, leaving the kaffir to die in their place.

Allāhū akhbar. lā ʾilāha ʾillà l-Lāh, Muḥammadur rasūlu l-Lāh.

لا إله إلا الله محمد رسول ال

Your people and your religion murders because you love death. When there are no Christians, Jews or Infidels to kill, you murder each other because that is all you know and all you understand. You use the word "peace" in your salutations but you have no concept of its meaning.

I believe you regard Jesus as one of your prophets - then listen to His words about murderers because they apply pretty well to people like you: "You are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do . He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it."


You corrupted the Injil over hundreds of years. The Rum and Ellenika perverted the scriptures. If you do not read the words of the prophet, blessings and peace be upon him, you know not the Will of Allah.

Al-Qaida and the Wahabbists are heretics. The stoning, the beheading, these verses were turned inward upon themselves by corrupt imams until the principle of abrogation had become mere clerical fiat.

Striving in the Way of Allah is not accomplished with nitre and liquid paraffin, but in the creation of an ordered society.
2012-09-11 11:28:37 PM
1 votes:
So when does Obama begin the official apology tour ?
2012-09-11 11:28:17 PM
1 votes:
jso2897: Yeah - but where is the God of tits and wine?

Ask the kaffir of Macedon.
2012-09-11 11:25:21 PM
1 votes:
BudTheSpud: Narcissistic fromunda stain: Koalacaust: Narcissistic fromunda stain: This is precisely what you kaffir deserve. You corrupt the Injil of Isa bin Maryam--blessings and peace be upon him--and turn on the needy among you. You promote a polytheist as a leader of the peoples. You reach out with your satellites and cables to spread your filth among the children of Allah. And you know nothing of the Qur'an you demonize, which is unknowable to those who do not speak the tongue of the Prophet, blessings and peace be upon him. Without his guidance--there is no doubt in it--you are lost, wallowing in violence and depravity with your soulless machines of death.

Democracy takes many forms, for Allah is the nourisher unto perfection. You condemn us for our lack of it, when it was crushed from us by perfidious Albion and the French. We looked upon you as a savior, and you turned on us like Judas. Now you will soon face the same fate: forced to submit to death as the rightful prophets--peace be upon them--ascend into heaven, leaving the kaffir to die in their place.

Allāhū akhbar. lā ʾilāha ʾillà l-Lāh, Muḥammadur rasūlu l-Lāh.

لا إله إلا الله محمد رسول ال

8/10

8:10 (Surat Al-'Anfal)

'And Allah made it not but good tidings and so that your hearts would be assured thereby. And victory is not but from Allah . Indeed, Allah is Exalted in Might and Wise.'

You do not embrace Allah. Victory and supremacy will never truly enter into your heart until you hear the call of the Prophet, blessings and peace be upon him.

It's like I'm talking to the Muslim version of Bevets.


Evolution is entirely in keeping with the Islamic faith. Allah is the Nourisher Unto Perfection. Life changes according to the whims of Allah's world, for He is the Best Knower.
2012-09-11 11:21:58 PM
1 votes:
EatTheWorld: Narcissistic fromunda stain: This is precisely what you kaffir deserve. You corrupt the Injil of Isa bin Maryam--blessings and peace be upon him--and turn on the needy among you. You promote a polytheist as a leader of the peoples. You reach out with your satellites and cables to spread your filth among the children of Allah. And you know nothing of the Qur'an you demonize, which is unknowable to those who do not speak the tongue of the Prophet, blessings and peace be upon him. Without his guidance--there is no doubt in it--you are lost, wallowing in violence and depravity with your soulless machines of death.

Democracy takes many forms, for Allah is the nourisher unto perfection. You condemn us for our lack of itcomplete love affair with killing, when it was crushed from us by perfidious Albion and the French. We looked upon you as a savior, and you turned on us like Judas. Now you will soon face the same fate: forced to submit to death as the rightful prophets--peace be upon them--ascend into heaven, leaving the kaffir to die in their place.

Allāhū akhbar. lā ʾilāha ʾillà l-Lāh, Muḥammadur rasūlu l-Lāh.

لا
FTFY MO

/USA USA USA


Al-Baqarah

2:190
'And contend after the Way of Allah those who fight you, but transgress not the limits. Truly, Allah likes not the transgressors.'
2012-09-11 11:16:17 PM
1 votes:
Koalacaust: Narcissistic fromunda stain: This is precisely what you kaffir deserve. You corrupt the Injil of Isa bin Maryam--blessings and peace be upon him--and turn on the needy among you. You promote a polytheist as a leader of the peoples. You reach out with your satellites and cables to spread your filth among the children of Allah. And you know nothing of the Qur'an you demonize, which is unknowable to those who do not speak the tongue of the Prophet, blessings and peace be upon him. Without his guidance--there is no doubt in it--you are lost, wallowing in violence and depravity with your soulless machines of death.

Democracy takes many forms, for Allah is the nourisher unto perfection. You condemn us for our lack of it, when it was crushed from us by perfidious Albion and the French. We looked upon you as a savior, and you turned on us like Judas. Now you will soon face the same fate: forced to submit to death as the rightful prophets--peace be upon them--ascend into heaven, leaving the kaffir to die in their place.

Allāhū akhbar. lā ʾilāha ʾillà l-Lāh, Muḥammadur rasūlu l-Lāh.

لا إله إلا الله محمد رسول ال

8/10


8:10 (Surat Al-'Anfal)

'And Allah made it not but good tidings and so that your hearts would be assured thereby. And victory is not but from Allah . Indeed, Allah is Exalted in Might and Wise.'

You do not embrace Allah. Victory and supremacy will never truly enter into your heart until you hear the call of the Prophet, blessings and peace be upon him.
2012-09-11 11:11:56 PM
1 votes:
catinthehat: The problem is the freaking religious clerics in the Mid East. They are so hungry for power that they spout a megaton of stupid. This makes poor uneducated people in Muslim countries worship them. These men are granted far too much power. As much as I hated the dictators in the ME at least they were able to keep their boots on the necks of these crazy farks. Now you have these large vacuums of power and the only people with enough followers and support to seize power is these crazy people. There was a time in Islam when people that became that became religious scholar they had back grounds in science, mathematics, some even became poets. Now when your kid is to freaking stupid to get in to any collage you send him off to become an imam. These imams, who are too stupid to follow their own faith, end up spouting stupid shiat to stupid people who are too stupid to think or read. This leads to storming an embassy for no apparent reason or opting to kill your neighbor of 20 years in Bagdad because some imam told you to. Ignorance in the ME is the problem. It has been that way for almost half a century. But on the flip side, doing something with pure purpose of antagonizing these people is just as ignorant.

As one Chief Justice said "The question in every case is whether the words used are used in such circumstances and are of such a nature as to create a clear and present danger that they will bring about the substantive evils that the United States Congress has a right to prevent. It is a question of proximity and degree. When a nation is at war, many things that might be said in time of peace are such a hindrance to its effort that their utterance will not be endured so long as men fight and that no Court could regard them as protected by any constitutional right"


We view your Western legal tradition in an equally disfavored light.
2012-09-11 11:08:26 PM
1 votes:
This is precisely what you kaffir deserve. You corrupt the Injil of Isa bin Maryam--blessings and peace be upon him--and turn on the needy among you. You promote a polytheist as a leader of the peoples. You reach out with your satellites and cables to spread your filth among the children of Allah. And you know nothing of the Qur'an you demonize, which is unknowable to those who do not speak the tongue of the Prophet, blessings and peace be upon him. Without his guidance--there is no doubt in it--you are lost, wallowing in violence and depravity with your soulless machines of death.

Democracy takes many forms, for Allah is the nourisher unto perfection. You condemn us for our lack of it, when it was crushed from us by perfidious Albion and the French. We looked upon you as a savior, and you turned on us like Judas. Now you will soon face the same fate: forced to submit to death as the rightful prophets--peace be upon them--ascend into heaven, leaving the kaffir to die in their place.

Allāhū akhbar. lā ʾilāha ʾillà l-Lāh, Muḥammadur rasūlu l-Lāh.

لا إله إلا الله محمد رسول ال
2012-09-11 11:06:40 PM
1 votes:
Brick-House: Economy in the shiatter

www.prunejuicemedia.com

Muslims going wild

www.historycommons.org

America neither feared or respected

derosaworld.typepad.com

Incompteance in the White House
 

Bin Ladin Determined To Strike in US

(sighs)
2012-09-11 11:05:15 PM
1 votes:
Tsar_Bomba1

Wow... it's like a bad porno!

Porn has better acting.
2012-09-11 10:57:23 PM
1 votes:
Gooseycheeks: If someone wants to draw a picture of Allah they should be able to do so without the threat of violence.

But that's hate speech! Don't you understand that it "hurts their religious feelings"? Why do you hate Muslims?
2012-09-11 10:47:23 PM
1 votes:
We really should not worry about our diplomats in Egypt.

Obama will lead them into the desert, part the Red Sea, and take them to the promised land.
2012-09-11 10:31:40 PM
1 votes:
Economy in the shiatter
Muslims going wild
America neither feared or respected
Incompteance in the White House
And if you go back and listen to Carters 1980 DNC Acceptance Speech, you will see it sounds very much like Obama's

Obama is looking more and more like Jimmy Carter every day.

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2012-09-11 10:16:38 PM
1 votes:
CigaretteSmokingMan: i172.photobucket.com

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! where is my Koran?? I got wipe all this beer of my screen
2012-09-11 10:01:08 PM
1 votes:
Marine1: WhyteRaven74: Marine1: We're in the business of appeasement now.

Would you prefer we were still in the business of overthrowing governments to install leaders we approved of and propping up dictators simply for some nebulous goals while they kill their own citizens? Cause that never had any negative consequences...I mean just look at Iraq and Iran...on second thought...

No. I'd rather we said the following (copypasta from my earlier post in this thread):

"The right to free speech is a cornerstone of democracy in all societies and is to be respected by all peoples. With this in mind, the United States government would like to remind the protesters that it was in no way affiliated with the production, distribution, or conception of the offending materials. The government of the United States would also like to state that it has sovereignty over all consulates and embassies and that the US Marines stationed in these locations have been authorized to use deadly force to defend the facilities."

No threat of invasion, no ass-kissing, just plain statement of facts. Someone has now died in these embassy attacks, and any further protests near or on the grounds of American embassies and consulates need to be seen as direct threats to those on the premises.


McCain tomorrow. You know it's true:
"Why isn't Obama invading?"

or

"Why is Obama invading?"
2012-09-11 09:54:23 PM
1 votes:
They must have some pretty harsh bath salts in the Islamic world.
2012-09-11 09:47:09 PM
1 votes:
Nabb1: Phil Moskowitz: like you assholes haven't earned this in spades. You deserve far worse.

Whoopsie.

i2.photobucket.com
2012-09-11 09:43:15 PM
1 votes:
I blame Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure.
2012-09-11 09:39:51 PM
1 votes:
Gooseycheeks: If your culture can only be heard by flinging shiat, then expect your culture to be viewed as shiat.

upload.wikimedia.org

"Guess who's not getting invited to our next tea party."
2012-09-11 09:37:59 PM
1 votes:
EatTheWorld: face palm for humanity... WAKE UP and STAND UP SANE PEOPLE OF THE MIDDLE EAST!!!


"Today, all 3 sane people in the Middle East were brutally tortured and murdered in public after standing up against Religious nutwingery..."
2012-09-11 09:37:59 PM
1 votes:
www.mywebpower.com

25.media.tumblr.com
2012-09-11 09:34:09 PM
1 votes:
I remember back when I was in high school in the 80s and this happened. They took my dad hostage. The government wouldn't do anything, so with the help of my friends I stole an F-16 and along with my mentor as my wingman I rescued my dad, blew the crap out of Libya, and did it all while listening to screaming guitar solos on my Walkman.

It was at that point I became a real man. Like a bird made out of metal. Like a Steel Falcon. Like a Titanium Pigeon.
2012-09-11 09:29:06 PM
1 votes:
2wolves: mooseyfate: 2wolves: mooseyfate: resurrect Teddy Roosevelt.

Recall when Mr. Reagan attempted to play Mr. Roosevelt in Lebanon and the results?

There's a difference between half-heartedly attempting to play Mr. Roosevelt and actually being Teddy Motherfarking Big Stick Roosevelt.

Mr. Roosevelt only did the Big Stick act when he knew he had overwhelming force. Don't romanticize his pragmatism.


If romancing the long dead corpse of Teddy Roosevelt is wrong, I don't want to be right.
2012-09-11 09:25:22 PM
1 votes:
WhyteRaven74: And if we all foam at the mouth condemning an entire religion, what good does that do? What does that gain us?

Warsaw, Paris, and Stalingrad?
2012-09-11 09:21:15 PM
1 votes:
www.battleswarmblog.com
2012-09-11 09:21:11 PM
1 votes:
spasmodious: fortunately we have obama around to apologize to them for offending their "religious sensibilities" while they burn the embassy and kill american staff

You're way late to the party, it's been covered by the other idiots upthread.
2012-09-11 09:13:30 PM
1 votes:
Plastic Trash Vortex: Nuke them.

I'm a stupid hippie librul Canadian and even I am appalled and sick of this shiat. Every time this happens, the US should just firebomb the city, Dresden-style. If it happens again then firebomb 10 more cities. If it happens again, lay waste to the entire country. Kill every last one of these farking worthless ragheaded farkers. The world will be better off without them.

/next time, I'll tell you how I really feel
//Mohammed is a goat-farking, cocksucking pedophile piece of shiat


Please Don't insult the goats.
2012-09-11 09:12:31 PM
1 votes:
They came armed this time.
2012-09-11 09:11:26 PM
1 votes:
Chevello: tzzhc4: We should set a precident where we nuke a city for every diplomat they kill. Just make sure it is low yield and we keep it above the ground to minimize fallout.

So, what ever happened with that neutron bomb thing from the 80s? Seemed like a good deal. Nuke the people, leave the buildings.


Neutron bong?
2012-09-11 09:10:14 PM
1 votes:
The Face Of Oblivion: mooseyfate: What if it happens but you never hear about it and it's never acknowledged that he did so. Would you be okay with that hypothetical situation?

Yep. Although I'd be a little disappointed that the bodies weren't run through a mulcher along with a dozen or so hog carcasses live on CNN.


www.thebeerdrifter.com

They'd have a doozy of a day...
2012-09-11 09:04:21 PM
1 votes:
Cpl.D: PBUH is what muslims must write after Mohammad. It's short for "Peace be upon him". Short explanation: They have to attach the proper honorifics to all of their holy people or it's a real bad thing.

I prefer "Piss be all over him".
2012-09-11 09:03:04 PM
1 votes:
Marine1: //that will certainly help the situation

You know what definitely hasn't helped the situation? For about 10,000 years?

Pretending people who believe in magic aren't completely out of their farking minds. Maybe it's time we try something different.
2012-09-11 09:02:36 PM
1 votes:
The Face Of Oblivion: This has nothing to do with Terry Jones and everything to do with killing Americans on the anniversary of 9/11.

But, please, continue with the false equivalences and keep making excuses for farking cave men that should be ground up for fertilizer.

I can only hope that Obama has enough of a spine to order the intelligence agencies to find out who organized this and carried it out and then order the armed forces to kill them immediately - at this point I'm guardedly optimistic.


What if it happens but you never hear about it and it's never acknowledged that he did so. Would you be okay with that hypothetical situation?

/I know I would.
2012-09-11 09:02:07 PM
1 votes:
The Face Of Oblivion: This has nothing to do with Terry Jones and everything to do with killing Americans on the anniversary of 9/11.

Thread over. This dipshiat figured it all out.
2012-09-11 08:53:08 PM
1 votes:
Jesus said he loves me, but I just assumed he was trying to get me in bed.

/will that cause the Italians to storm our embassy?
2012-09-11 08:44:02 PM
1 votes:
Send them some BBQ on the end of a tomahawk.
2012-09-11 08:43:07 PM
1 votes:
KidneyStone: AdolfOliverPanties: Fark these people.

WE DIDN'T MAKE THE FILM!!!!!!

Buy a farking globe, you God damned turds.

Why can't the Middle East just be on a different planet, say 1000 light years from here?

Apparently "we" did.

Here's the trailer they're all pissed about:

Sam Bacile, an American citizen who said he produced, directed and wrote the two-hour film


I just thumb-upped that film, due to the guy that looks like Jeff Daniels.
2012-09-11 08:40:26 PM
1 votes:
Happy Hours: I don't know what PBUH is, but I'll respect Mohammed when people like him stop attacking embassies and people in general over stupid shiat like this.

Peace Be Upon Him

Which is funny, given the murder of Americans. LOL!

/I'm sure I'm the only one who will respond about PBUH
2012-09-11 08:40:16 PM
1 votes:
I think the only real answer is to put all religious fundamentalists on an island and have them battle to the death. Those left standing must be worshiping the correct god. Their reward should be a one way ticket to the afterlife of their choice.
2012-09-11 08:39:15 PM
1 votes:
The fact they even believed anything they saw on the internet in the first place is a more serious issue.
2012-09-11 08:38:54 PM
1 votes:
madgonad: Koalacaust: The US's response to these events is sickeningly craven:

The U.S. Embassy said that it "condemns the continuing efforts by misguided individuals to hurt the religious feelings of Muslims -- as we condemn efforts to offend believers of all religions."
"Respect for religious beliefs is a cornerstone of American democracy," the statement said. "We firmly reject the actions by those who abuse the universal right of free speech to hurt the religious beliefs of others."

Way to stick up for free speech guys.

Free speech =/= tolerating dickbags

We won't muzzle these assholes, but that doesn't mean we won't condemn them.


I would also point out that we generally judge THEM by western laws. They are doing the same. Their laws would result in the death penalty for insulting Islam


We judge them by Western laws because ours don't suck as much dick as theirs.
2012-09-11 08:34:33 PM
1 votes:
make me some tea: Thanks, Pastor Terry!

Batshiat fundie Muslims are attacking our embassies in the Middle East over a nonsensical perceived slight to some mythical nonexistent figure. Quick who's the easiest white American for me to blame this on!!
2012-09-11 08:32:48 PM
1 votes:
Tyrone Slothrop: If you're willing to kill someone because they (or somebody) insulted your religion, it's probably not a very good religion.

Stop talking sense. This is Fark.
2012-09-11 08:30:30 PM
1 votes:
Marcus Aurelius: Silly Jesus: [zerobs.net image 451x480]

These aren't fundamentalists, folks.

Takes one to know one?

/reformed born again Methodist here


Huh?
2012-09-11 08:28:35 PM
1 votes:
make me some tea: jshine: make me some tea: OBVIOUSLY Pastor Terry Jones did not kill anyone, but he is beating the hornet's nest. He did not have to do that. He already saw the reaction from his Koran-burning stunt. A rational person would realize the implications of his actions and not do that again. The Middle East is a farking powder keg more than it's ever been. WE DID NOT NEED THIS NOW

True, but of the various guilty parties here, his guilt is not the worst.

If Al insults Bob in a bar, and Bob shoots Al in response (or Bob goes on a wild killing spree), the one going to prison is Bob.

As in the previous thread, apparently I have to explain myself again.

Terry Jones is an idiot. These stupid muslims are even bigger idiots and now murderers. Libya and Egypt are in an especially fragile state right now. Then we've got Jones throwing a bomb from the sidelines and blows the whole farking thing up. Property damage is one thing, but now someone is dead. People have to realize the global implications of their words. This shiat flies around the world in seconds.


I read on the BBC that this wasn't a Dickbag (he's no pastor) Terry move... that some expatriate Copts made the film.
2012-09-11 08:25:21 PM
1 votes:
Silly Jesus: Jerseysteve22: God-is-a-Taco: make me some tea: Thanks, Pastor Terry!

Let's silence his free speech then.

He can have all the free speech he wants. Just not here, he should be exiled from the United States and all it's territories. If our allies know what is good for them, they should refuse to let him enter. Let him go to the middle east. They'll welcome him there.

notsureifseriousorjustmildlyretarded.jpg


Nah, I think Obama should make him a goodwill ambassador to north Africa. He should get to man an information table in a Cairo ghetto. I say we pay him $1000/hr and give him a red phone to call for help if he ever needs it.
2012-09-11 08:24:33 PM
1 votes:
Don't taunt the dynamite monkey.
2012-09-11 08:23:32 PM
1 votes:
>THIS IS WHY WE INSTALL DICTATORS

/so you don't have to
2012-09-11 08:22:32 PM
1 votes:
But by all means, keep giving Stinger missiles to the Al Qaeda fighters in Syria...
2012-09-11 08:21:56 PM
1 votes:
make me some tea: Thanks, Pastor Terry!

So it's ok to blame someone who did something that is perfectly legal in this country? The problem isn't that he did something that offended some people. The problem is those people think violence and murder are a reasonable response to getting butt-hurt.
2012-09-11 08:19:54 PM
1 votes:
Please, Benghazi...


//Is that even a real place.
2012-09-11 08:18:36 PM
1 votes:
God-is-a-Taco: make me some tea: Thanks, Pastor Terry!

Let's silence his free speech then.


He can have all the free speech he wants. Just not here, he should be exiled from the United States and all it's territories. If our allies know what is good for them, they should refuse to let him enter. Let him go to the middle east. They'll welcome him there.
2012-09-11 08:18:09 PM
1 votes:
DSF6969: I've read the article, but i can't seem to find anything about which movie has them so worked up. Can someone post a link?

Just this:

The protests were sparked by outrage over a video being promoted by an extreme anti-Muslim Egyptian Christian campaigner in the US, which the demonstrators say insults the Prophet Mohammed.
2012-09-11 08:17:51 PM
1 votes:
This proves Obama isn't tough enough on Brown People in Foreign Lands.

/Sarah Palin automatically president, etc.
2012-09-11 08:17:03 PM
1 votes:
Oh, and god damn these farkers are insecure about their god and prophet.
It's not too late to convert Africa to the official "religious war" continent and ship people there to find the winning god.
2012-09-11 08:16:02 PM
1 votes:
This is why we should invest in the space program.
So we can get the hell away from here and nuke the site from orbit.
2012-09-11 08:15:15 PM
1 votes:
God-is-a-Taco: make me some tea: Thanks, Pastor Terry!

Let's silence his free speech then.


After all, if *anyone* is to blame here, it's not the murderous mob, it's an unrelated idiot in Florida. That much is clear.
2012-09-11 08:14:50 PM
1 votes:
make me some tea: Thanks, Pastor Terry!

Yep, lets not blame the barbaric extremists who committed the murder.
2012-09-11 08:14:30 PM
1 votes:
make me some tea: Thanks, Pastor Terry!

Let's silence his free speech then.
2012-09-11 08:12:28 PM
1 votes:
*sigh*

Ignorant people acting ignorantly ... on both sides of ocean.
2012-09-11 08:09:07 PM
1 votes:
Fark these people.

WE DIDN'T MAKE THE FILM!!!!!!

Buy a farking globe, you God damned turds.

Why can't the Middle East just be on a different planet, say 1000 light years from here?
 
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