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2012-09-11 11:03:02 PM  

dr_blasto: Gooseycheeks: dr_blasto: tenpoundsofcheese: Koalacaust: madgonad: No, films like this are just hate speech. Pornography which serves no civil purpose in society. The goal of the film is not to inform or discuss, it is too inflame. The creator of this film is Jewish and from California and the promoter is an anti-Muslim Christian evangelical. Here is the video - you be the judge.

Yea... that's admittedly pretty bad. Not bad as in overly offensive or hate speech material, but bad as in poor satire. I still have no problem with it existing. Would you consider a film like this lampooning the life of Jesus or the Buddha to be hate speech?

Or what about half the comments on fark whenever some Christian topic comes up?

What, you're jealous now that when people pick on you that the society you live in has enough cohesion to make going apeshiat-bomby-mcshootalot an unacceptable answer? Mad that people pick on Christians all the time yet Muslims are free to get all terrorist-mcfistbump?

That film sounds stupid. Whomever made should be embarrassed and should feel bad for giving that to the world to see.

The farkers who think some retard's movie is worth attacking and killing over, well, they went over the line and should get theirs. And we should probably tell whatever they have for a government to produce the ring leaders or we're pulling our diplomatic ties, cash and guns out of their region.

I really don't think we should encourage violence by capitulating to their demands every time they get offended and want to throw a fit. If someone wants to draw a picture of Allah they should be able to do so without the threat of violence.

We shouldn't play whatever game is afoot in whatever hellhole just because we feel like we can. I'm tired of having to hear about this crap and, like jso2897, think it is time to tell the lot to fark off.


And I'm with both of you on that. fark that place.
 
2012-09-11 11:04:46 PM  

Marine1: jso2897: Marine1: jso2897: Marine1: djkutch: Marine1: WhyteRaven74: Marine1: We're in the business of appeasement now.

Would you prefer we were still in the business of overthrowing governments to install leaders we approved of and propping up dictators simply for some nebulous goals while they kill their own citizens? Cause that never had any negative consequences...I mean just look at Iraq and Iran...on second thought...

No. I'd rather we said the following (copypasta from my earlier post in this thread):

"The right to free speech is a cornerstone of democracy in all societies and is to be respected by all peoples. With this in mind, the United States government would like to remind the protesters that it was in no way affiliated with the production, distribution, or conception of the offending materials. The government of the United States would also like to state that it has sovereignty over all consulates and embassies and that the US Marines stationed in these locations have been authorized to use deadly force to defend the facilities."

No threat of invasion, no ass-kissing, just plain statement of facts. Someone has now died in these embassy attacks, and any further protests near or on the grounds of American embassies and consulates need to be seen as direct threats to those on the premises.

McCain tomorrow. You know it's true:
"Why isn't Obama invading?"

or

"Why is Obama invading?"

That doesn't have to be the solution. Just tell them what I said. A plain statement of truths. We don't want to hurt them, but if they storm another embassy, we will, because we're not fools who think that dying is some sort of victory that requires deep thought to comprehend. We only need to speak softly and carry a big stick at those embassies... tell the truth, and back it up with some US Marines if need be.

Or we could just close our embassies in these shiatholes, pull our aid, and keep our blood and treasure at home, where it belongs. F**k the middle east.

I'd rath ...


We don't have to let them come here. If we weren't there, they would be killing each other and not care about us. It's our screwing around in their part of the world that enables them. they get their money from us, and their power from us - and all so a tiny few of us can get rich. Don't be a sheep - wake up.
 
2012-09-11 11:05:15 PM  
Tsar_Bomba1

Wow... it's like a bad porno!

Porn has better acting.
 
2012-09-11 11:05:24 PM  

jso2897: Sure - but there is nothing we can do to change those people - they have always been like that, and always will be. We can get the hell away from them and let them evolve into humans, if they can - or we can drop all the noble crap, kill them ALL, and take their stuff. Being a civilized man, I think we would be better to do the former - but we will never "win" any kind of victory in that festering sinkhole of history. Let the filthy goatherds murder and torture each other. I don't care.


The world just is not that big anymore. Either they come along with the rest of civilized humanity, or we ship them to Antarctica, or heaven. Which ever comes first.
 
2012-09-11 11:06:40 PM  

Brick-House: Economy in the shiatter

www.prunejuicemedia.com

Muslims going wild

www.historycommons.org

America neither feared or respected

derosaworld.typepad.com

Incompteance in the White House

 

Bin Ladin Determined To Strike in US

(sighs)
 
2012-09-11 11:08:26 PM  
This is precisely what you kaffir deserve. You corrupt the Injil of Isa bin Maryam--blessings and peace be upon him--and turn on the needy among you. You promote a polytheist as a leader of the peoples. You reach out with your satellites and cables to spread your filth among the children of Allah. And you know nothing of the Qur'an you demonize, which is unknowable to those who do not speak the tongue of the Prophet, blessings and peace be upon him. Without his guidance--there is no doubt in it--you are lost, wallowing in violence and depravity with your soulless machines of death.

Democracy takes many forms, for Allah is the nourisher unto perfection. You condemn us for our lack of it, when it was crushed from us by perfidious Albion and the French. We looked upon you as a savior, and you turned on us like Judas. Now you will soon face the same fate: forced to submit to death as the rightful prophets--peace be upon them--ascend into heaven, leaving the kaffir to die in their place.

Allāhū akhbar. lā ʾilāha ʾillà l-Lāh, Muḥammadur rasūlu l-Lāh.

لا إله إلا الله محمد رسول ال
 
2012-09-11 11:09:20 PM  
I play Eve Online and this was just sent out over our Jabber server

"­directorbot[nospam-﹫-backwards]teelfnoo­g*com/directorbot: My people, I have greivous news. Vile Rat has been confirmed to be KIA in Benghazi; his family has been informed and the news is likely to break out on the wire services soon. Needless to say, we are in shock, have no words, and have nothing but sympathy for his family and children. I have known Vile Rat since 2006, he was one of the oldest of old-guard goons and one of the best and most effective diplomats this game has ever seen.

His family are in our thoughts and prayers.

*** This was a broadcast from the_mittani to all-all, replies are not monitored ***"

That just completely sucks.
 
2012-09-11 11:09:37 PM  
Meh. Idiots. Pastor Terry doesn't speak for the United States you morons, and he has a right to speak like a moron under our laws. Have a problem with his film? Don't farking watch it, and don't farking kill people.

Also, to this:

There should be "civilized demonstrations of the Egyptian people's displeasure with this film," the Brotherhood spokesman said, according to the Web site. "Any nonpeaceful activity will be exploited by those who hate Islam to defame the image of Egypt and Muslims."


You idiots, it isn't like Terry is sponsored by the US. We think he's an intolerant dick, most of us, but now we think you're intolerant dicks too. Least Terry never farking killed anyone assholes.
 
2012-09-11 11:09:59 PM  

KidneyStone: AdolfOliverPanties: Fark these people.

WE DIDN'T MAKE THE FILM!!!!!!

Buy a farking globe, you God damned turds.

Why can't the Middle East just be on a different planet, say 1000 light years from here?

Apparently "we" did.

Here's the trailer they're all pissed about:

Sam Bacile, an American citizen who said he produced, directed and wrote the two-hour film


Is it a coincidence that "Sam Bacile" is similar to "imbecile"?
 
2012-09-11 11:10:37 PM  

jso2897: Marine1: vygramul: tenpoundsofcheese: If that film got a person killed and an embassy stormed and an apology from 0bama it is surprising that True Lies didn't start ww3

[www.bitlogic.com image 600x450]

We're fighting individuals. We're appeasing a culture.

We're appeasing them by saying "sorry about the film" and calling it an abuse of free speech. That's something conservative Muslims in the Middle East don't seem to get... they've done plenty to offend others, but when a film criticizing their beliefs comes out, all hell breaks loose. These incidents could have been used as a chance to point this hypocrisy out and call on their culture to practice what they preach. Instead, we said, "Our bad, now stop tearing up our embassies, oh angry mob".

And when I say they've done plenty to offend others, I don't just mean the West. Muslims in Egypt and elsewhere have done a wonderful job of pissing all over the religious/irreligious minorities in their countries... Christians can't repair churches without a permit (which are insanely hard to get), those with alternate views of the Koran are seen as blasphemers, atheism has absolutely no chance of being discussed publicly... it's a freakin' mess.

Sure - but there is nothing we can do to change those people - they have always been like that, and always will be. We can get the hell away from them and let them evolve into humans, if they can - or we can drop all the noble crap, kill them ALL, and take their stuff. Being a civilized man, I think we would be better to do the former - but we will never "win" any kind of victory in that festering sinkhole of history. Let the filthy goatherds murder and torture each other. I don't care.


You know, a few years ago, I would have agreed. Then the Arab Spring happened.

There are a few people over there interested in reform. Not a lot, but a few, and some of them are in the right places. I'd like to have a diplomatic corps that can talk with these individuals and help if need be. Right now, it's the best chance we've got. However, we can't just let them overrun the embassies like we did today.

The fact is, if we left the Middle East today, diplomats and all, nothing would change on the part of the likes of the protesters and extremists. They'd still be mad and would see it as a chance to hit us where we sit. It wouldn't be a way to get away from our problems there.
 
2012-09-11 11:10:42 PM  

Narcissistic fromunda stain: This is precisely what you kaffir deserve. You corrupt the Injil of Isa bin Maryam--blessings and peace be upon him--and turn on the needy among you. You promote a polytheist as a leader of the peoples. You reach out with your satellites and cables to spread your filth among the children of Allah. And you know nothing of the Qur'an you demonize, which is unknowable to those who do not speak the tongue of the Prophet, blessings and peace be upon him. Without his guidance--there is no doubt in it--you are lost, wallowing in violence and depravity with your soulless machines of death.

Democracy takes many forms, for Allah is the nourisher unto perfection. You condemn us for our lack of it, when it was crushed from us by perfidious Albion and the French. We looked upon you as a savior, and you turned on us like Judas. Now you will soon face the same fate: forced to submit to death as the rightful prophets--peace be upon them--ascend into heaven, leaving the kaffir to die in their place.

Allāhū akhbar. lā ʾilāha ʾillà l-Lāh, Muḥammadur rasūlu l-Lāh.

لا إله إلا الله محمد رسول ال


8/10
 
2012-09-11 11:10:45 PM  

EatTheWorld: jso2897: Sure - but there is nothing we can do to change those people - they have always been like that, and always will be. We can get the hell away from them and let them evolve into humans, if they can - or we can drop all the noble crap, kill them ALL, and take their stuff. Being a civilized man, I think we would be better to do the former - but we will never "win" any kind of victory in that festering sinkhole of history. Let the filthy goatherds murder and torture each other. I don't care.

The world just is not that big anymore. Either they come along with the rest of civilized humanity, or we ship them to Antarctica, or heaven. Which ever comes first.


Yeah, because imperialism is working out so well, lately. Keep f**kin' that chicken.
 
2012-09-11 11:11:56 PM  

catinthehat: The problem is the freaking religious clerics in the Mid East. They are so hungry for power that they spout a megaton of stupid. This makes poor uneducated people in Muslim countries worship them. These men are granted far too much power. As much as I hated the dictators in the ME at least they were able to keep their boots on the necks of these crazy farks. Now you have these large vacuums of power and the only people with enough followers and support to seize power is these crazy people. There was a time in Islam when people that became that became religious scholar they had back grounds in science, mathematics, some even became poets. Now when your kid is to freaking stupid to get in to any collage you send him off to become an imam. These imams, who are too stupid to follow their own faith, end up spouting stupid shiat to stupid people who are too stupid to think or read. This leads to storming an embassy for no apparent reason or opting to kill your neighbor of 20 years in Bagdad because some imam told you to. Ignorance in the ME is the problem. It has been that way for almost half a century. But on the flip side, doing something with pure purpose of antagonizing these people is just as ignorant.

As one Chief Justice said "The question in every case is whether the words used are used in such circumstances and are of such a nature as to create a clear and present danger that they will bring about the substantive evils that the United States Congress has a right to prevent. It is a question of proximity and degree. When a nation is at war, many things that might be said in time of peace are such a hindrance to its effort that their utterance will not be endured so long as men fight and that no Court could regard them as protected by any constitutional right"


We view your Western legal tradition in an equally disfavored light.
 
2012-09-11 11:12:30 PM  

Koalacaust: Narcissistic fromunda stain: This is precisely what you kaffir deserve. You corrupt the Injil of Isa bin Maryam--blessings and peace be upon him--and turn on the needy among you. You promote a polytheist as a leader of the peoples. You reach out with your satellites and cables to spread your filth among the children of Allah. And you know nothing of the Qur'an you demonize, which is unknowable to those who do not speak the tongue of the Prophet, blessings and peace be upon him. Without his guidance--there is no doubt in it--you are lost, wallowing in violence and depravity with your soulless machines of death.

Democracy takes many forms, for Allah is the nourisher unto perfection. You condemn us for our lack of it, when it was crushed from us by perfidious Albion and the French. We looked upon you as a savior, and you turned on us like Judas. Now you will soon face the same fate: forced to submit to death as the rightful prophets--peace be upon them--ascend into heaven, leaving the kaffir to die in their place.

Allāhū akhbar. lā ʾilāha ʾillà l-Lāh, Muḥammadur rasūlu l-Lāh.

لا إله إلا الله محمد رسول ال

8/10


Got me, that made me lol.
 
2012-09-11 11:13:21 PM  

Narcissistic fromunda stain: This is precisely what you kaffir deserve. You corrupt the Injil of Isa bin Maryam--blessings and peace be upon him--and turn on the needy among you. You promote a polytheist as a leader of the peoples. You reach out with your satellites and cables to spread your filth among the children of Allah. And you know nothing of the Qur'an you demonize, which is unknowable to those who do not speak the tongue of the Prophet, blessings and peace be upon him. Without his guidance--there is no doubt in it--you are lost, wallowing in violence and depravity with your soulless machines of death.

Democracy takes many forms, for Allah is the nourisher unto perfection. You condemn us for our lack of itcomplete love affair with killing, when it was crushed from us by perfidious Albion and the French. We looked upon you as a savior, and you turned on us like Judas. Now you will soon face the same fate: forced to submit to death as the rightful prophets--peace be upon them--ascend into heaven, leaving the kaffir to die in their place.

Allāhū akhbar. lā ʾilāha ʾillà l-Lāh, Muḥammadur rasūlu l-Lāh.

لا

FTFY MO

/USA USA USA
 
2012-09-11 11:14:11 PM  

ha-ha-guy: Dear Middle East,
So yeah, we have our nutcases and well a lot of them do and say offensive things. Things that end up going global since unlike your shiatty little third world hellhole pretty much everyone over here has a smart phone with a video camera and easy access to uncensored TCP/IP.

Now you may have just noticed I insulted your country. Why you ask? Because you really are a shiatstain third world hellhole filled with people who kill diplomats over 90 minutes worth of .mp4 encoded footage. It doesn't say nice things about you. What it really says is that the people who installed Saddam and those of his ilk might have actually had a farking clue. I don't recall many embassies getting stormed in Baathist Iraq. That is says that if an Arab Spring does happen in Saudi Arabia, maybe it is actually in our best interests to back the House of Saud. Maybe we do want a military dictatorship in Egypt.

You see where this is going right? When you're going to storm multiple embassies on the anniversary of 9/11 and kill Americans, it tells us we don't want you enfranchised. We actually might want to rethink the idea of you having political power, a say in how your country is run, and all that. Maybe we do need to install puppet leadership and have an American trained army make the streets run red with your blood.

Because at the end of the day, if the second item on your agenda of social empowered is "fark with America", then we have every reason out there to want to fark with your agenda and make sure your skulls are the ones that get cracked,

Oh and for farks sake, the Dutch are the ones making the movie. Get a clue.

-Love,
At Least Part of America


^^^^^SO MUCH THIS^^^^^
 
2012-09-11 11:16:17 PM  

Koalacaust: Narcissistic fromunda stain: This is precisely what you kaffir deserve. You corrupt the Injil of Isa bin Maryam--blessings and peace be upon him--and turn on the needy among you. You promote a polytheist as a leader of the peoples. You reach out with your satellites and cables to spread your filth among the children of Allah. And you know nothing of the Qur'an you demonize, which is unknowable to those who do not speak the tongue of the Prophet, blessings and peace be upon him. Without his guidance--there is no doubt in it--you are lost, wallowing in violence and depravity with your soulless machines of death.

Democracy takes many forms, for Allah is the nourisher unto perfection. You condemn us for our lack of it, when it was crushed from us by perfidious Albion and the French. We looked upon you as a savior, and you turned on us like Judas. Now you will soon face the same fate: forced to submit to death as the rightful prophets--peace be upon them--ascend into heaven, leaving the kaffir to die in their place.

Allāhū akhbar. lā ʾilāha ʾillà l-Lāh, Muḥammadur rasūlu l-Lāh.

لا إله إلا الله محمد رسول ال

8/10


8:10 (Surat Al-'Anfal)

'And Allah made it not but good tidings and so that your hearts would be assured thereby. And victory is not but from Allah . Indeed, Allah is Exalted in Might and Wise.'

You do not embrace Allah. Victory and supremacy will never truly enter into your heart until you hear the call of the Prophet, blessings and peace be upon him.
 
2012-09-11 11:18:23 PM  

Marine1: jso2897: Marine1: vygramul: tenpoundsofcheese: If that film got a person killed and an embassy stormed and an apology from 0bama it is surprising that True Lies didn't start ww3

[www.bitlogic.com image 600x450]

We're fighting individuals. We're appeasing a culture.

We're appeasing them by saying "sorry about the film" and calling it an abuse of free speech. That's something conservative Muslims in the Middle East don't seem to get... they've done plenty to offend others, but when a film criticizing their beliefs comes out, all hell breaks loose. These incidents could have been used as a chance to point this hypocrisy out and call on their culture to practice what they preach. Instead, we said, "Our bad, now stop tearing up our embassies, oh angry mob".

And when I say they've done plenty to offend others, I don't just mean the West. Muslims in Egypt and elsewhere have done a wonderful job of pissing all over the religious/irreligious minorities in their countries... Christians can't repair churches without a permit (which are insanely hard to get), those with alternate views of the Koran are seen as blasphemers, atheism has absolutely no chance of being discussed publicly... it's a freakin' mess.

Sure - but there is nothing we can do to change those people - they have always been like that, and always will be. We can get the hell away from them and let them evolve into humans, if they can - or we can drop all the noble crap, kill them ALL, and take their stuff. Being a civilized man, I think we would be better to do the former - but we will never "win" any kind of victory in that festering sinkhole of history. Let the filthy goatherds murder and torture each other. I don't care.

You know, a few years ago, I would have agreed. Then the Arab Spring happened.

There are a few people over there interested in reform. Not a lot, but a few, and some of them are in the right places. I'd like to have a diplomatic corps that can talk with these individuals and help if ne ...


They would have no reason to "hit us where we live", nor are we any more vulnerable to them if we choose to defend ourselves and otherwise mind our own business.
We will never be "safe" - it's a dangerous world. But we don't make ourselves any safer bankrupting ourselves and living in a continual state of war, either.
I'm not worried about terrorism. Drunk drivers kill many times more Americans than terrorists ever will - it's just an excuse for a shiatty foreign policy that serves a few rich traitors and the Zionists - and nobody else in this country.
 
2012-09-11 11:20:38 PM  

Narcissistic fromunda stain: Koalacaust: Narcissistic fromunda stain: This is precisely what you kaffir deserve. You corrupt the Injil of Isa bin Maryam--blessings and peace be upon him--and turn on the needy among you. You promote a polytheist as a leader of the peoples. You reach out with your satellites and cables to spread your filth among the children of Allah. And you know nothing of the Qur'an you demonize, which is unknowable to those who do not speak the tongue of the Prophet, blessings and peace be upon him. Without his guidance--there is no doubt in it--you are lost, wallowing in violence and depravity with your soulless machines of death.

Democracy takes many forms, for Allah is the nourisher unto perfection. You condemn us for our lack of it, when it was crushed from us by perfidious Albion and the French. We looked upon you as a savior, and you turned on us like Judas. Now you will soon face the same fate: forced to submit to death as the rightful prophets--peace be upon them--ascend into heaven, leaving the kaffir to die in their place.

Allāhū akhbar. lā ʾilāha ʾillà l-Lāh, Muḥammadur rasūlu l-Lāh.

لا إله إلا الله محمد رسول ال

8/10

8:10 (Surat Al-'Anfal)

'And Allah made it not but good tidings and so that your hearts would be assured thereby. And victory is not but from Allah . Indeed, Allah is Exalted in Might and Wise.'

You do not embrace Allah. Victory and supremacy will never truly enter into your heart until you hear the call of the Prophet, blessings and peace be upon him.


It's like I'm talking to the Muslim version of Bevets.
 
2012-09-11 11:21:00 PM  

Narcissistic fromunda stain: 'And Allah made it not but good tidings and so that your hearts would be assured thereby. And victory is not but from Allah . Indeed, Allah is Exalted in Might and Wise.'

You do not embrace Allah. Victory and supremacy will never truly enter into your heart until you hear the call of the Prophet, blessings and peace be upon him.


this is like a redneck love affair with Chuck Norris. Get over it. YOU DON"T FARKING KNOW!!!! you know who knows? Mohammed, Jesus, Elvis! WHY??!? BECAUSE THEY ARE FARKING DEAD!!!! FARK..... STFU and GTFH
 
2012-09-11 11:21:08 PM  
There are times where humanity lacks what makes it human. I sincerely wish that we find life on Mars, thriving, in its own way to seed doubt in individuals that have wavering faiths and to spark debate. We really need something to disrupt the way of life though too, in a peaceful manner, around the planet so we aren't killing each other over the things that may ultimately be meaningless.

Religion isn't what is killing people. It's people killing people.
You can be mad, but you'll get over it because you'll ultimately do something to offend someone else.
Stop the killing. It is so terribly sad.
 
2012-09-11 11:21:33 PM  

Narcissistic fromunda stain: Koalacaust: Narcissistic fromunda stain: This is precisely what you kaffir deserve. You corrupt the Injil of Isa bin Maryam--blessings and peace be upon him--and turn on the needy among you. You promote a polytheist as a leader of the peoples. You reach out with your satellites and cables to spread your filth among the children of Allah. And you know nothing of the Qur'an you demonize, which is unknowable to those who do not speak the tongue of the Prophet, blessings and peace be upon him. Without his guidance--there is no doubt in it--you are lost, wallowing in violence and depravity with your soulless machines of death.

Democracy takes many forms, for Allah is the nourisher unto perfection. You condemn us for our lack of it, when it was crushed from us by perfidious Albion and the French. We looked upon you as a savior, and you turned on us like Judas. Now you will soon face the same fate: forced to submit to death as the rightful prophets--peace be upon them--ascend into heaven, leaving the kaffir to die in their place.

Allāhū akhbar. lā ʾilāha ʾillà l-Lāh, Muḥammadur rasūlu l-Lāh.

لا إله إلا الله محمد رسول ال

8/10

8:10 (Surat Al-'Anfal)

'And Allah made it not but good tidings and so that your hearts would be assured thereby. And victory is not but from Allah . Indeed, Allah is Exalted in Might and Wise.'

You do not embrace Allah. Victory and supremacy will never truly enter into your heart until you hear the call of the Prophet, blessings and peace be upon him.


Yeah - but where is the God of tits and wine?
 
2012-09-11 11:21:43 PM  

Narcissistic fromunda stain: This is precisely what you kaffir deserve. You corrupt the Injil of Isa bin Maryam--blessings and peace be upon him--and turn on the needy among you. You promote a polytheist as a leader of the peoples. You reach out with your satellites and cables to spread your filth among the children of Allah. And you know nothing of the Qur'an you demonize, which is unknowable to those who do not speak the tongue of the Prophet, blessings and peace be upon him. Without his guidance--there is no doubt in it--you are lost, wallowing in violence and depravity with your soulless machines of death.

Democracy takes many forms, for Allah is the nourisher unto perfection. You condemn us for our lack of it, when it was crushed from us by perfidious Albion and the French. We looked upon you as a savior, and you turned on us like Judas. Now you will soon face the same fate: forced to submit to death as the rightful prophets--peace be upon them--ascend into heaven, leaving the kaffir to die in their place.

Allāhū akhbar. lā ʾilāha ʾillà l-Lāh, Muḥammadur rasūlu l-Lāh.

لا إله إلا الله محمد رسول ال


Your people and your religion murders because you love death. When there are no Christians, Jews or Infidels to kill, you murder each other because that is all you know and all you understand. You use the word "peace" in your salutations but you have no concept of its meaning.

I believe you regard Jesus as one of your prophets - then listen to His words about murderers because they apply pretty well to people like you: "You are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do . He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it."
 
2012-09-11 11:21:58 PM  

EatTheWorld: Narcissistic fromunda stain: This is precisely what you kaffir deserve. You corrupt the Injil of Isa bin Maryam--blessings and peace be upon him--and turn on the needy among you. You promote a polytheist as a leader of the peoples. You reach out with your satellites and cables to spread your filth among the children of Allah. And you know nothing of the Qur'an you demonize, which is unknowable to those who do not speak the tongue of the Prophet, blessings and peace be upon him. Without his guidance--there is no doubt in it--you are lost, wallowing in violence and depravity with your soulless machines of death.

Democracy takes many forms, for Allah is the nourisher unto perfection. You condemn us for our lack of itcomplete love affair with killing, when it was crushed from us by perfidious Albion and the French. We looked upon you as a savior, and you turned on us like Judas. Now you will soon face the same fate: forced to submit to death as the rightful prophets--peace be upon them--ascend into heaven, leaving the kaffir to die in their place.

Allāhū akhbar. lā ʾilāha ʾillà l-Lāh, Muḥammadur rasūlu l-Lāh.

لا
FTFY MO

/USA USA USA


Al-Baqarah

2:190
'And contend after the Way of Allah those who fight you, but transgress not the limits. Truly, Allah likes not the transgressors.'
 
2012-09-11 11:22:16 PM  

blahpers: Way to lay out some background about the film, Mr. Journalism Guy. I especially like the part where the article mentioned the name of the film and its creator and subject matter.

 
2012-09-11 11:22:32 PM  

Silly Jesus: make me some tea: jshine: make me some tea: OBVIOUSLY Pastor Terry Jones did not kill anyone, but he is beating the hornet's nest. He did not have to do that. He already saw the reaction from his Koran-burning stunt. A rational person would realize the implications of his actions and not do that again. The Middle East is a farking powder keg more than it's ever been. WE DID NOT NEED THIS NOW

True, but of the various guilty parties here, his guilt is not the worst.

If Al insults Bob in a bar, and Bob shoots Al in response (or Bob goes on a wild killing spree), the one going to prison is Bob.

As in the previous thread, apparently I have to explain myself again.

Terry Jones is an idiot. These stupid muslims are even bigger idiots and now murderers. Libya and Egypt are in an especially fragile state right now. Then we've got Jones throwing a bomb from the sidelines and blows the whole farking thing up. Property damage is one thing, but now someone is dead. People have to realize the global implications of their words. This shiat flies around the world in seconds.

So we should all watch what we say because some fruit loop halfway around the world might get his feelings hurt? Are you farking serious? I mean that makes sense if you're in some official capacity (President, Secretary of State, Senator, etc.) but just random people? Really?


If not deliberately instigating a riot on the other side of the world is "watching what you say," then yes. You should avoid instigating riots,
 
2012-09-11 11:24:46 PM  

jso2897: Yeah - but where is the God of tits and wine?


I've always thought modern religion lacked a certain Dionysian quality. Tits and wine are two of the best aspects of the human experience, something any decent life philosophy should incorporate.
 
2012-09-11 11:25:21 PM  

BudTheSpud: Narcissistic fromunda stain: Koalacaust: Narcissistic fromunda stain: This is precisely what you kaffir deserve. You corrupt the Injil of Isa bin Maryam--blessings and peace be upon him--and turn on the needy among you. You promote a polytheist as a leader of the peoples. You reach out with your satellites and cables to spread your filth among the children of Allah. And you know nothing of the Qur'an you demonize, which is unknowable to those who do not speak the tongue of the Prophet, blessings and peace be upon him. Without his guidance--there is no doubt in it--you are lost, wallowing in violence and depravity with your soulless machines of death.

Democracy takes many forms, for Allah is the nourisher unto perfection. You condemn us for our lack of it, when it was crushed from us by perfidious Albion and the French. We looked upon you as a savior, and you turned on us like Judas. Now you will soon face the same fate: forced to submit to death as the rightful prophets--peace be upon them--ascend into heaven, leaving the kaffir to die in their place.

Allāhū akhbar. lā ʾilāha ʾillà l-Lāh, Muḥammadur rasūlu l-Lāh.

لا إله إلا الله محمد رسول ال

8/10

8:10 (Surat Al-'Anfal)

'And Allah made it not but good tidings and so that your hearts would be assured thereby. And victory is not but from Allah . Indeed, Allah is Exalted in Might and Wise.'

You do not embrace Allah. Victory and supremacy will never truly enter into your heart until you hear the call of the Prophet, blessings and peace be upon him.

It's like I'm talking to the Muslim version of Bevets.


Evolution is entirely in keeping with the Islamic faith. Allah is the Nourisher Unto Perfection. Life changes according to the whims of Allah's world, for He is the Best Knower.
 
2012-09-11 11:28:17 PM  

jso2897: Yeah - but where is the God of tits and wine?


Ask the kaffir of Macedon.
 
2012-09-11 11:28:37 PM  
So when does Obama begin the official apology tour ?
 
2012-09-11 11:28:37 PM  
I guess Guy Fawkes has something to do with Mohammod.

prophet Thugs in Guy Fawkes Masks 

/Cut all foreign aid, now.
 
2012-09-11 11:31:02 PM  

dr_blasto: Or what about half the comments on fark whenever some Christian topic comes up?

What, you're jealous now that when people pick on you that the society you live in has enough cohesion to make going apeshiat-bomby-mcshootalot an unacceptable answer? Mad that people pick on Christians all the time yet Muslims are free to get all terrorist-mcfistbump?


No not jealous.
Just surprised (or maybe not) how farkers here whine about hate speech...and then show up with hate speech in a thread about Christians.
 
2012-09-11 11:31:34 PM  

Narcissistic fromunda stain: Evolution is entirely in keeping with the Islamic faith. Allah is the Nourisher Unto Perfection. Life changes according to the whims of Allah's world, for He is the Best Knower.


I could give allah something to nourish....
 
2012-09-11 11:32:27 PM  

chiett: So when does Obama begin the official apology tour ?


did you see the State Department response? Something about we need to be more respectful of other religions.
 
2012-09-11 11:32:45 PM  
They better not complain when the Republicans retake the White House. It will be there own damn fault.
 
2012-09-11 11:32:51 PM  
Robble robble robble robble.
 
Congrats, no-one had previously actually seen the film accusing you of being murderous zealots but thanks for the pre-release "what the fook are these nutters actually going on about?" push. 
 
2012-09-11 11:33:38 PM  

spaten: Cut all foreign aid, now


i've been on that bandwagon for 10 years now.
 
2012-09-11 11:34:10 PM  

Vegan Meat Popsicle: Marine1: //that will certainly help the situation

You know what definitely hasn't helped the situation? For about 10,000 years?

Pretending people who believe in magic aren't completely out of their farking minds. Maybe it's time we try something different.


Enjoy your free month of Totalfark.
 
2012-09-11 11:34:33 PM  

Narcissistic fromunda stain: jso2897: Yeah - but where is the God of tits and wine?

Ask the kaffir of Macedon.


Do you have his Email address?
 
2012-09-11 11:35:34 PM  

garron: Narcissistic fromunda stain: This is precisely what you kaffir deserve. You corrupt the Injil of Isa bin Maryam--blessings and peace be upon him--and turn on the needy among you. You promote a polytheist as a leader of the peoples. You reach out with your satellites and cables to spread your filth among the children of Allah. And you know nothing of the Qur'an you demonize, which is unknowable to those who do not speak the tongue of the Prophet, blessings and peace be upon him. Without his guidance--there is no doubt in it--you are lost, wallowing in violence and depravity with your soulless machines of death.

Democracy takes many forms, for Allah is the nourisher unto perfection. You condemn us for our lack of it, when it was crushed from us by perfidious Albion and the French. We looked upon you as a savior, and you turned on us like Judas. Now you will soon face the same fate: forced to submit to death as the rightful prophets--peace be upon them--ascend into heaven, leaving the kaffir to die in their place.

Allāhū akhbar. lā ʾilāha ʾillà l-Lāh, Muḥammadur rasūlu l-Lāh.

لا إله إلا الله محمد رسول ال

Your people and your religion murders because you love death. When there are no Christians, Jews or Infidels to kill, you murder each other because that is all you know and all you understand. You use the word "peace" in your salutations but you have no concept of its meaning.

I believe you regard Jesus as one of your prophets - then listen to His words about murderers because they apply pretty well to people like you: "You are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do . He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it."


You corrupted the Injil over hundreds of years. The Rum and Ellenika perverted the scriptures. If you do not read the words of the prophet, blessings and peace be upon him, you know not the Will of Allah.

Al-Qaida and the Wahabbists are heretics. The stoning, the beheading, these verses were turned inward upon themselves by corrupt imams until the principle of abrogation had become mere clerical fiat.

Striving in the Way of Allah is not accomplished with nitre and liquid paraffin, but in the creation of an ordered society.
 
2012-09-11 11:35:55 PM  
God, I can't wait until we can get off oil. I want to get away from oil for many reasons, including environmental and financial ones. But I mostly want to see oil go away so I can watch the Middle East lose any and all relevance and sink back into the Middle Ages. Where they belong, the ass turds. Sure, I bet they'll try and ratchet up solar, but beyond providing their own energy, they really won't have much to export as it wouldn't be cost effective.

So enjoy your relevance while you can. You Middle Easterners are like the annoying cousin we keep around because he has money, but once that dries up you can bet your ass you'll be quite alone and miserable.

Now if we can figure out a way to get rid of Fundie X-tians...
 
2012-09-11 11:39:16 PM  
farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2012-09-11 11:40:28 PM  
There once was a Bishop at Kriefe,
who thought the Impenitent Thief
had bollocks of brass,
and an amethyst ass.
He died in that awful belief.


/'night, all.
 
2012-09-11 11:41:10 PM  
Rightwing Islamophobic American Jews? Check.
Fundamentalist Christian pastor? Check.
Deliberate incitement of anti-Muslim sentiment? Check.
Pissed off Islamist mobs in the Middle East? Check.
Burned American flag? Check.
I assume the Fox news call for an attack on an unrelated Muslim country will be coming shortly.
The Egyptian-American Coptic role in all this was a nice twist to keep things fresh.

This is all so retro! First hipster 9-11!
 
2012-09-11 11:41:32 PM  

tenpoundsofcheese: 0bama got the peace prize and all he can do is nothing except give campaign speeches about his incomplete job?


You do realize that every time you spell "Obama" as "0bama," you make yourself look that much more idiotic, right?
 
2012-09-11 11:43:41 PM  

spaten: I guess Guy Fawkes has something to do with Mohammod.

prophet Thugs in Guy Fawkes Masks 

/Cut all foreign aid, now.


They did it for the lulz
 
2012-09-11 11:47:27 PM  
The entire posse should have been converted into human torches.
 
2012-09-11 11:48:14 PM  

Tatterdemalian: herp


TOSViolation: *boldfaced derp


Either you lads are trolling, your sarcasm meters are in serious need of recalibration. Either way, I'd say its time to take your meds.
 
2012-09-11 11:48:48 PM  

Gooseycheeks: If someone wants to draw a picture of Allah they should be able to do so without the threat of violence.


No one would even recognize it. "Allah" is just a title for God. Its a contraction of the title "Al-Ilah" which means "The Lord" or "The Sovereign." The language of God in the Quran shifts constantly--its impossible to pin down any material qualities. It would be an impossible drawing.

upload.wikimedia.org

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b5/Miraj_by_Sul t an_Muhammad.jpg/405px-Miraj_by_Sultan_Muhammad.jpg

And there are already many famous paintings and pictures of the Prophet Muhammad. Even though the media keeps saying it, that's not really the problem.
 
2012-09-11 11:50:52 PM  

Somacandra: And there are already many famous paintings and pictures of the Prophet Muhammad. Even though the media keeps saying it, that's not really the problem.

 

upload.wikimedia.org 

Like this one.
 
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