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(Kare11)   You pull out in front of someone and they honk your horn. Do you a) ignore it? b) wave in an apologetic manner? c)punch the guy...come back in a different truck and try to run him over....then come back again and hit him with a baseball bat?   (kare11.com ) divider line
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2012-09-11 04:16:21 PM  
You pull out in front of someone and they honk your horn.

How does THAT happen?
 
2012-09-11 04:19:29 PM  
I'd be mad if someone tried to honk my horn too.
 
2012-09-11 04:35:50 PM  
Link (pops to audio)
 
2012-09-11 04:39:58 PM  

phlegmmo: You pull out in front of someone and they honk your horn.

How does THAT happen?


I have to assume its a euphemism of some sort.
 
2012-09-11 05:09:35 PM  

Diogenes: phlegmmo: You pull out in front of someone and they honk your horn.

How does THAT happen?

I have to assume its a euphemism of some sort.


you know what grinds my gears?
 
2012-09-11 08:17:52 PM  
What kind of baseball bat?
 
2012-09-11 08:19:39 PM  
Are they hot? Hot chicks can honk my horn.
 
2012-09-11 08:22:02 PM  
Reason #8736 why I have a CC permit and am always armed.
 
2012-09-11 08:22:16 PM  
If you've got a car -- you didn't honk that. Somebody else made that happen.
 
2012-09-11 08:22:25 PM  
They'll be arriving here soon, so I may as well get a head start and post this already:

images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-09-11 08:23:18 PM  

DrPainMD: Reason #8736 why I have a CC permit and am always armed.


Or you could just not drive like an arsehole.
 
2012-09-11 08:23:22 PM  

DrPainMD: Reason #8736 why I have a CC permit and am always armed.


23 seconds too late, dammit.
 
2012-09-11 08:23:57 PM  

Richard Freckle: I have to assume its a euphemism of some sort.

you know what grinds my gears?


So tell us... What really cranks your shaft?
 
2012-09-11 08:24:20 PM  
I'd come back in a 3rd vehicle and run that mofo over again

because I'm a BOSS
 
2012-09-11 08:24:46 PM  
The answer is C: But i must admit I knew that already driving through Detroit.
 
2012-09-11 08:26:20 PM  
Hax!
 
2012-09-11 08:27:05 PM  
My wife can blow my horn.....she has a matching key fob.
 
2012-09-11 08:27:07 PM  
When I pull out in front of subby's mom she is very appreciative.
 
2012-09-11 08:27:09 PM  

fuligin: Richard Freckle: I have to assume its a euphemism of some sort.

you know what grinds my gears?

So tell us... What really cranks your shaft?


Sounds like you guys have transformer problems.
 
2012-09-11 08:28:08 PM  
Oh my, don't even pull that stuff in rural Texas. Or anywhere Texas. There's a reason everybody is extremely polite there.
 
2012-09-11 08:31:10 PM  
Ah, the entitlement jerkoffs. "Ah kin do what I WANT on the road and YOU better not gimmie any sh*t or ah'll BEAT YER ASS!" I hope there's a gene for this so we can start testing and drowning them at birth.
 
2012-09-11 08:31:13 PM  
FTA: "the suspects pulled out right in front of him"

So, I guess they missed their chance to have kids.
 
2012-09-11 08:35:21 PM  
Pfft. In some areas of Mexico, the correct answer is unloading a magazine from an AK-47 on full auto.
 
2012-09-11 08:36:29 PM  

eyeq360: Pfft. In some areas of Mexico, the correct answer is unloading a magazine from an AK-47 on full auto.


This is fark, you are supposed to say clip not magazine.
 
2012-09-11 08:38:29 PM  

Atomic Spunk: DrPainMD: Reason #8736 why I have a CC permit and am always armed.

23 seconds too late, dammit.


The placement of your post actually flows along quite nicely as you skim through the thread, so don't be too hard on yourself.
 
2012-09-11 08:40:47 PM  

bunner: Ah, the entitlement jerkoffs. "Ah kin do what I WANT on the road and YOU better not gimmie any sh*t or ah'll BEAT YER ASS!" I hope there's a gene for this so we can start testing and drowning them at birth.


Yeah. Typical liberal behavior. Best to get rid of them as early as possible.
 
2012-09-11 08:40:54 PM  

probesport: eyeq360: Pfft. In some areas of Mexico, the correct answer is unloading a magazine from an AK-47 on full auto.

This is fark, you are supposed to say clip not magazine.


Guess what two words are synonyms now? Go on, find any dictionary.
 
2012-09-11 08:42:09 PM  

phlegmmo: You pull out in front of someone and they honk your horn.

How does THAT happen?


Reacharound.
Was NOT a republican.
 
2012-09-11 08:43:01 PM  

bunner: Ah, the entitlement jerkoffs. "Ah kin do what I WANT on the road and YOU better not gimmie any sh*t or ah'll BEAT YER ASS!" I hope there's a gene for this so we can start testing and drowning them at birth.


That sort of eugenics would be ... kinda cool. actually.
 
2012-09-11 08:46:37 PM  
I don't care if you want to pull out in front of me as long as:

1 - You accelerate to or above the speed I was traveling before I have to slow down.

2 - You don't turn 300' down the road, especially at 2 MPH.

#2 guarantees the horn from me.
 
2012-09-11 08:54:47 PM  
The worst is some knucklehead pulling out in front of you when there is a clear lane in the same direction.
 
2012-09-11 09:02:00 PM  

MrHelpful: bunner: Ah, the entitlement jerkoffs. "Ah kin do what I WANT on the road and YOU better not gimmie any sh*t or ah'll BEAT YER ASS!" I hope there's a gene for this so we can start testing and drowning them at birth.

Yeah. Typical liberal behavior. Best to get rid of them as early as possible.


1/10.
 
2012-09-11 09:03:46 PM  
Sounds like you guys have transformer problems.

THAT was freaking funny.
 
gja
2012-09-11 09:20:33 PM  

probesport: fuligin: Richard Freckle: I have to assume its a euphemism of some sort.

you know what grinds my gears?

So tell us... What really cranks your shaft?

Sounds like you guys have transformer problems.


Oh snap!
 
2012-09-11 09:27:06 PM  
Ha. I used to live right by there. Sounds about right.
 
2012-09-11 09:29:00 PM  

DrPainMD: Reason #8736 why I have a CC permit and am always armed.


little girls don't need a firearm to defend themselves.
 
gja
2012-09-11 09:31:25 PM  
"St. Paul, the saintly city"
They need to get rid of THAT tag.

"The most liveable city in America"
(As long as you don't cut off your fellow drivers, then it gets all punchy/batty)
 
2012-09-11 09:31:37 PM  

slykens1: I don't care if you want to pull out in front of me as long as:

1 - You accelerate to or above the speed I was traveling before I have to slow down.

2 - You don't turn 300' down the road, especially at 2 MPH.

#2 guarantees the horn from me.


This each of these actually happened to me twice today on my commute to work. Bastards.
 
2012-09-11 09:41:30 PM  

Off2403: This each of these actually happened to me twice today on my commute to work. Bastards.


Ha - sorry to hear that. I had two very real opportunities to run people over and not been at fault today. First moron crossed between me and the car in front of a good five seconds after the light turned green. Second moron darted out from a line of traffic on the opposite side of me when I was going 35 - he's very lucky I drive a decent car or he'd have gotten a close up view of my belly pan. 

I know - CSB - but boy did I want to get out of the car and ask each of the dipshiats what they were thinking. They were probably too self absorbed to think they did anything wrong.
 
2012-09-11 09:42:29 PM  

bunner: MrHelpful: bunner: Ah, the entitlement jerkoffs. "Ah kin do what I WANT on the road and YOU better not gimmie any sh*t or ah'll BEAT YER ASS!" I hope there's a gene for this so we can start testing and drowning them at birth.

Yeah. Typical liberal behavior. Best to get rid of them as early as possible.

1/10.


I agree. Your initial post was 1/10.
 
2012-09-11 09:45:15 PM  

MrHelpful: bunner: Ah, the entitlement jerkoffs. "Ah kin do what I WANT on the road and YOU better not gimmie any sh*t or ah'll BEAT YER ASS!" I hope there's a gene for this so we can start testing and drowning them at birth.

Yeah. Typical liberal behavior. Best to get rid of them as early as possible.


Yeah, while you would rather have a private profit driven prison cage them and use them for free corporate labor.
 
2012-09-11 09:45:45 PM  

phlegmmo: You pull out in front of someone and they honk your horn.

How does THAT happen?


"Pronoun trouble ..."
omgface.com
 
2012-09-11 09:51:03 PM  

MrHelpful: bunner: MrHelpful: bunner: Ah, the entitlement jerkoffs. "Ah kin do what I WANT on the road and YOU better not gimmie any sh*t or ah'll BEAT YER ASS!" I hope there's a gene for this so we can start testing and drowning them at birth.

Yeah. Typical liberal behavior. Best to get rid of them as early as possible.

1/10.

I agree. Your initial post was 1/10.


*sigh* *click* Ever notice how trolls never really add anything?
 
2012-09-11 09:55:11 PM  

Atomic Spunk: They'll be arriving here soon, so I may as well get a head start and post this already:

[images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 769x595]


When some uptight weenie blows up in traffic and lays into the horn, the best thing is to beam a $1000 shiat-eating smile and big friendly wave, like it's your best friend that honked to say hi.
 
2012-09-11 09:56:53 PM  
I drop my jaw in amazement that their arm is so long and flexible to be able to honk my horn.
 
2012-09-11 10:04:52 PM  
"It's just been REVOKED!"
 
2012-09-11 10:20:36 PM  
...a short distance later the driver of the black Dodge Challenger slammed on his brakes, nearly causing the 49-year-old man to rear end the other vehicle.

Man, once I get my Jeep, one of the first purchases will be a nice big tube bumper to teach chuckleheads like this a lesson. My CJ-5 had a big bumper that was covered in layer after layer of spray paint. There were some abandoned cars on the side of the forest service road we always took on our late night 4WD jaunts. I would slam the hell out of the doors on these when I drove by, and at the worst, I had a chip of black paint missing from the bumper. Pretty sure the Challenger would be a little worse off than that.

Really stupid to do this kind of crap in a state that has a CCW program. Guys like this engaged in the type of behavior that can get them shot and actually be truly defended by a claim of self defense, when they chase you down twice AND appear with a weapon, you are totally justified in shooting, IMHO.
 
2012-09-11 10:27:28 PM  

Farty McPooPants: What kind of baseball bat?


An AK-47 with the Louisvile Slugger barrel.
 
2012-09-11 10:39:33 PM  

bunner: MrHelpful: bunner: MrHelpful: bunner: Ah, the entitlement jerkoffs. "Ah kin do what I WANT on the road and YOU better not gimmie any sh*t or ah'll BEAT YER ASS!" I hope there's a gene for this so we can start testing and drowning them at birth.

Yeah. Typical liberal behavior. Best to get rid of them as early as possible.

1/10.

I agree. Your initial post was 1/10.

*sigh* *click* Ever notice how trolls never really add anything?


I already ignored both of you, and assumed you had already ignored me, so no I'm not sure what you mean?
 
2012-09-11 11:14:40 PM  
Really, they drive a Challenger and a big ass SUV, I'm so shocked.
 
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