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(Daily Mail)   Woman discovers ex-boyfriend living in her attic 12 years after they broke up. Wait a minute... I saw this CSI episode   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 13
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2012-09-11 10:33:00 PM
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they found a man she had broken up with 12 years ago sleeping in her heating unit at her home in Rock Hill, Charlotte.

said she last saw him a year ago when he did some odd jobs for her at her home

Tracy later discovered that her husband had been sneaking into her house, though police are still unsure how he managed to do so.

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2012-09-11 10:33:59 PM
4 votes:

MisterLoki: This is precisely why I keep my attic well-stocked with hyenas.


I flood mine with radon every second week. Some people say it can cause brain damage, but I plaid them soup soup tundra 65 ogacoo.
2012-09-12 01:46:35 AM
2 votes:

ladyfortuna: What I'm taking away from this is that I should get a dog. Although considering that due to my insomnia, our house goes unmonitored for about 4 hours max, I'm pretty sure we haven't got a squatter.

/gonna check the basement anyway...


[Yells at screen] Dear God lady, don't go in the basement!
2012-09-11 10:23:57 PM
2 votes:
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2012-09-12 01:56:30 AM
1 votes:

ladyfortuna: What I'm taking away from this is that I should get a dog. Although considering that due to my insomnia, our house goes unmonitored for about 4 hours max, I'm pretty sure we haven't got a squatter.

/gonna check the basement anyway...


Quick! Turn on some suspenseful music!
2012-09-12 12:24:46 AM
1 votes:
It's actually very impressive detective work: figuring out which Sonic cups were filled with shiat and urine, and which were filled with Sonic products.
2012-09-11 11:27:17 PM
1 votes:
"Tracy, who did not want to be named because her ex-boyfriend is still on the loose"

It would seem he already knows exactly who you are and where you live. Hell, he even knows that you have cups of shiat in your attic, Tracy.
2012-09-11 11:19:13 PM
1 votes:
Gary Busey?

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2012-09-11 10:27:31 PM
1 votes:
Officers said they found a number of Sonic cups filed with feces and urine in the attic.

Quick, post it to LifeHacker! Giant fast food cups make good toilets, in a pinch.
2012-09-11 10:23:41 PM
1 votes:
This is precisely why I keep my attic well-stocked with hyenas.
2012-09-11 10:23:37 PM
1 votes:
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2012-09-11 09:53:22 PM
1 votes:
When your life is reduced to Sonic cups for a shiatter, just give up.
2012-09-11 08:47:56 PM
1 votes:
She should have changed the locks or perhaps made him leave his key.
 
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