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(Daily Mail)   Woman discovers ex-boyfriend living in her attic 12 years after they broke up. Wait a minute... I saw this CSI episode   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 76
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2012-09-11 04:27:07 PM
Remember the old TV movie "Bad Ronald?" -- a real life example.
 
2012-09-11 04:30:35 PM

Delawheredad: Remember the old TV movie "Bad Ronald?" -- a real life example.


I haven't thought of that movie in years. Creepy.
 
2012-09-11 05:06:42 PM
Stopped by for "Bad Ronald."
 
2012-09-11 08:19:03 PM
upload.wikimedia.org

Approves.
 
2012-09-11 08:38:22 PM
In before ceiling cat.
Be creepy.
Don't be creaky.
 
2012-09-11 08:47:56 PM
She should have changed the locks or perhaps made him leave his key.
 
2012-09-11 09:02:23 PM

Delawheredad: Remember the old TV movie "Bad Ronald?" -- a real life example.


Yes. It's like a bad acid trip on film.

/Poor Ronald
 
2012-09-11 09:33:44 PM
Lady, you could have a herd of buffalo living in that attic and never know.

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-09-11 09:34:13 PM
Damn, that would be itchy as hell.
 
2012-09-11 09:35:15 PM
"Tracy later discovered that her husband had been sneaking into her house, though police are still unsure how he managed to do so."

Wait, they BOTH were sneaking in? Ex and husband?
 
2012-09-11 09:53:22 PM
When your life is reduced to Sonic cups for a shiatter, just give up.
 
2012-09-11 10:18:44 PM

Delawheredad: Remember the old TV movie "Bad Ronald?" -- a real life example.


That movie freaked me the hell out when I was a kid. Gratified to see that I wasn't the only one.
 
2012-09-11 10:21:01 PM

rudemix: When your life is reduced to Sonic cups for a shiatter, just give up.


I would think that someone who is living in an attic, shiatting in cups has already given up.
 
2012-09-11 10:21:07 PM
How has no-one made a Bluth reference?
Or is that been done so much that its not even worth it anymore.

\didn't even really like that show
 
2012-09-11 10:23:37 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-11 10:23:41 PM
This is precisely why I keep my attic well-stocked with hyenas.
 
2012-09-11 10:23:57 PM
www.radiotimes.com
 
2012-09-11 10:27:31 PM
Officers said they found a number of Sonic cups filed with feces and urine in the attic.

Quick, post it to LifeHacker! Giant fast food cups make good toilets, in a pinch.
 
2012-09-11 10:30:02 PM
Somewhere a screenwriter just read this and got inspiration for his/her next romantic comedy.
 
2012-09-11 10:32:31 PM

Avenger: [25.media.tumblr.com image 446x595]


"I wine 'em and dine 'em, but I don't let them tell me what to do. (speaking to his dolls, arranged for a tea party) I don't let them tell me what to do."
 
2012-09-11 10:33:00 PM
they found a man she had broken up with 12 years ago sleeping in her heating unit at her home in Rock Hill, Charlotte.

said she last saw him a year ago when he did some odd jobs for her at her home

Tracy later discovered that her husband had been sneaking into her house, though police are still unsure how he managed to do so.

t0.gstatic.com
 
2012-09-11 10:33:59 PM

MisterLoki: This is precisely why I keep my attic well-stocked with hyenas.


I flood mine with radon every second week. Some people say it can cause brain damage, but I plaid them soup soup tundra 65 ogacoo.
 
2012-09-11 10:35:34 PM
Victims like this seem to create their own problems. She said she hired him to do some odd jobs for her a year ago and in the next breath says she dumped him for good 12 years ago because he was no good.

And the last line in the article describes the guy as a black male. What a shock.
 
2012-09-11 10:38:54 PM
reminds me of this from a few years back

Creeper in my apartment
 
2012-09-11 10:42:58 PM
she thought the worst it could be was an animal or a ghost. + I thought there was some poltergeist stuff going on =

i1.sndcdn.com
 
2012-09-11 10:43:31 PM
upload.wikimedia.org

/approves
 
2012-09-11 10:45:47 PM
images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-09-11 10:56:14 PM
Jesus Christ!
 
2012-09-11 10:56:18 PM

Krieghund: [upload.wikimedia.org image 200x254]

Approves.


Lol- because she was a socialist?
I think you mean her, dumbass: 

btr.michaelkwan.com

/hot
 
2012-09-11 10:58:03 PM

Primitive Screwhead: [www.radiotimes.com image 580x327]


Curse that sinister twin!
 
2012-09-11 10:59:22 PM
You can't criticize this guy because he's black, unless you want to be a racist.
 
2012-09-11 10:59:43 PM

skwerl: Victims like this seem to create their own problems. She said she hired him to do some odd jobs for her a year ago and in the next breath says she dumped him for good 12 years ago because he was no good.
And the last line in the article describes the guy as a black male. What a shock.


Wouldn't make any difference if he really wanted to find her anyway. They sound like the kind of people who live in the same town their whole lives. She has five kids, I doubt she moves around much.
 
2012-09-11 11:00:28 PM
Wait, you dumped (well "husband", so I assume it's 'divorced') him a decade ago specifically because he was a bad egg, and then a year ago you let him hang out and "do odd jobs" for you, assumably giving him access to your house again? And, from context, probably sleeping with him again at least briefly?

Look, lady, we can make all the laws against squatting and B+E you want, and arrest people and so on, but we can't do much about your problem because we still can't fix stupid. Or, rather, you wouldn't like the only available way to fix your problem because you probably enjoy the privileges of the court judging you legally mentally competent to exist without a guardian.
 
2012-09-11 11:00:41 PM

skwerl: And the last line in the article describes the guy as a black male. What a shock.


It's a shock to me! You usually only hear about white guys pulling this kind of shiat
 
2012-09-11 11:02:19 PM

Tr0mBoNe: She should have changed the locks or perhaps made him leave his key.


Well if she had know for just one second he would be back to bother her....
 
2012-09-11 11:06:35 PM

Dallymo: Delawheredad: Remember the old TV movie "Bad Ronald?" -- a real life example.

That movie freaked me the hell out when I was a kid. Gratified to see that I wasn't the only one.


Same here. I was probably too young to see it when I did.
 
2012-09-11 11:07:32 PM

Hagenhatesyouall: they found a man she had broken up with 12 years ago sleeping in her heating unit at her home in Rock Hill, Charlotte.

said she last saw him a year ago when he did some odd jobs for her at her home

Tracy later discovered that her husband had been sneaking into her house, though police are still unsure how he managed to do so.


I can't tell you how glad I am to see I wasn't the only one wondering what I was reading.
 
2012-09-11 11:08:34 PM
I saw that TV movie in my youth, and I have the Jack Vance book Bad Ronald, but haven't read it yet. Didn't make the connection before.

photo.goodreads.com
 
2012-09-11 11:09:41 PM

Plastic Trash Vortex: rudemix: When your life is reduced to Sonic cups for a shiatter, just give up.

I would think that someone who is living in an attic, shiatting in cups has already given up.


I meant more like hurl himself in the sea give up.
 
2012-09-11 11:10:24 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com

Seem pretty light to me...
 
2012-09-11 11:19:13 PM
Gary Busey?

www.vintageshack.com
 
2012-09-11 11:23:02 PM
Gary Busey did a movie with a similar premise as well. Can't remember what the title was.

Gonna have to check out this Bad Ronald movie, though; sounds delightful!
 
2012-09-11 11:27:17 PM
"Tracy, who did not want to be named because her ex-boyfriend is still on the loose"

It would seem he already knows exactly who you are and where you live. Hell, he even knows that you have cups of shiat in your attic, Tracy.
 
2012-09-11 11:29:11 PM

Krieghund: [upload.wikimedia.org image 200x254]

Approves.


Aaaaand we're done here!
 
2012-09-11 11:30:15 PM

tzzhc4: Gary Busey?

[www.vintageshack.com image 580x897]


Well, that's gonna give me nightmares. Not only a hider in the house, but it's Gary Friggin' Busey.

Remind me to forget that movie exists.
 
2012-09-11 11:30:21 PM
I thought it was an episode of Psych?
 
2012-09-11 11:34:37 PM
reminded me of this:
cache.gawkerassets.com

/I miss Terriers
 
2012-09-11 11:49:03 PM

skullkrusher: "Tracy, who did not want to be named because her ex-boyfriend is still on the loose"

It would seem he already knows exactly who you are and where you live. Hell, he even knows that you have cups of shiat in your attic, Tracy.


lol, came here to say this. Even had the copy-paste ready and everything. Oh well, I'll post it anyway.
Tracy, who did not want to be named because her ex-boyfriend is still on the loose.
Like the guy is going to read this and go, "Oh, Tracey's ex husband. I thought they were talking about me for a second."
 
2012-09-11 11:57:59 PM

Jim_Callahan: Wait, you dumped (well "husband", so I assume it's 'divorced') him a decade ago specifically because he was a bad egg, and then a year ago you let him hang out and "do odd jobs" for you, assumably giving him access to your house again? And, from context, probably sleeping with him again at least briefly?
Look, lady, we can make all the laws against squatting and B+E you want, and arrest people and so on, but we can't do much about your problem because we still can't fix stupid. Or, rather, you wouldn't like the only available way to fix your problem because you probably enjoy the privileges of the court judging you legally mentally competent to exist without a guardian.


Wow, that's just amazing how you can find a way to blame her because a guy snuck into her attic. Did it ever occur to you that maybe she felt sorry for him when he got out of prison and let him do some things for her just so he could have a few bucks in his pocket? And I bet most single woman have a few things they need done around the house that guys are better at. I know I do.

I love your assumption that she had him in bed again also. Maybe your impulses are hard to control, but I've rarely wanted to sleep with a guy I dumped years ago.

I guess you've never read a DM article with a mistake in it either, like calling a person an "ex-husband" after saying he's an ex-boyfriend the entire article. What the fark--just make up something about how she used to stand in her window naked to tempt him. Let it all out--you seem to have some issues with something.
 
2012-09-12 12:03:02 AM

Tman144: skullkrusher: "Tracy, who did not want to be named because her ex-boyfriend is still on the loose"

It would seem he already knows exactly who you are and where you live. Hell, he even knows that you have cups of shiat in your attic, Tracy.

lol, came here to say this. Even had the copy-paste ready and everything. Oh well, I'll post it anyway.
Tracy, who did not want to be named because her ex-boyfriend is still on the loose.
Like the guy is going to read this and go, "Oh, Tracey's ex husband. I thought they were talking about me for a second."


hehe I like yours better
 
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