skullkrusher: "Tracy, who did not want to be named because her ex-boyfriend is still on the loose"

It would seem he already knows exactly who you are and where you live. Hell, he even knows that you have cups of shiat in your attic, Tracy.

She doesn't want to jeopardize her being able to continue bringing home shady, disturbed men.

It's actually very impressive detective work: figuring out which Sonic cups were filled with shiat and urine, and which were filled with Sonic products.

Stop judging, we have some really nice shiat up there.

Is it kind of weird if I remember the same thing happening with a couple of guys back in Knoxville, TN about six or so years ago? Of course that guy was only up there for a few weeks I think.

Five kids and an attic full of rubbish?? HE was HIDING from HER!! What a foul b*i*t*c*h!

I remember seeing Bad Ronald* when I was a kid too. Totally creeped me out. The funny thing was, I was also reading Mary Norton's "The Borrowers" series around the same time. Looking back, it's odd that it never occurred to me that they were effectively an entire family of tiny little Bad Ronalds. That might have been a good thing- I could have spent the rest of my childhood in paranoid fear that Arrietty was watching me in the shower.

What I'm taking away from this is that I should get a dog. Although considering that due to my insomnia, our house goes unmonitored for about 4 hours max, I'm pretty sure we haven't got a squatter.

/gonna check the basement anyway...

ladyfortuna: What I'm taking away from this is that I should get a dog. Although considering that due to my insomnia, our house goes unmonitored for about 4 hours max, I'm pretty sure we haven't got a squatter.

/gonna check the basement anyway...

[Yells at screen] Dear God lady, don't go in the basement!

Do the needful: ladyfortuna: What I'm taking away from this is that I should get a dog. Although considering that due to my insomnia, our house goes unmonitored for about 4 hours max, I'm pretty sure we haven't got a squatter.

/gonna check the basement anyway...

[Yells at screen] Dear God lady, don't go in the basement!

I'll be ok :D - my trusty Katana in hand...

fragMasterFlash: tillerman35: I could have spent the rest of my childhood in paranoid fear that Arrietty was watching me in the shower.

I'm just going to leave this here for you...

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Being creeped out at the thought of a doll-sized homunculus watching you in the shower is gay? (Not that there's anything wrong with that- being gay I mean). I don't follow the logic. Is it supposed to give me an erection instead? Does it give YOU an erection? If it does, I'm sure Rule 34 applies. Go hit teh googles and search for "soft-core mary norton borrowers fan-fic" or some variant thereof. And have fun- who am I to judge?

No Artie Ziff? Fark I am disappoint...

Weebl always have something appropriate:

Creepy pooper
Unwanted guest(s) in the loft

/ponies (sort of)

JonZoidberg: skullkrusher: "Tracy, who did not want to be named because her ex-boyfriend is still on the loose"

It would seem he already knows exactly who you are and where you live. Hell, he even knows that you have cups of shiat in your attic, Tracy.

She doesn't want to jeopardize her being able to continue bringing home shady, disturbed men.

But she can fix him!!!

In Canada we have this apparently unknown word for "heatin' units". We call them furnaces. Has no one else heard of this word?

ladyfortuna: What I'm taking away from this is that I should get a dog. Although considering that due to my insomnia, our house goes unmonitored for about 4 hours max, I'm pretty sure we haven't got a squatter.

/gonna check the basement anyway...

I got a dog from the pound about 7 years ago, mostly to guilt me into exercising and, as an added benefit - allows me to sleep peacefully at night because I know if anything is going wrong, she will let me know. Been a win-win, definitely recommend it.

Green Bastard: In Canada we have this apparently unknown word for "heatin' units". We call them furnaces. Has no one else heard of this word?

i was taught that when its a single family house unit, its a heater. when its a large commercial structure its a furnace.

I'M IN UR ATTIC, SLEEPING IN UR HEATING UNIT

That CSI episode creeped me out indeed, especially after Doug Hutchison's portrayal as Tooms on The X-Files.

PaLarkin: You can't criticize this guy because he's black, unless you want to be a racist.

What would be the point? The dark skin gave him an unfair advantage blending in?

FTA-But when she sent her older sons and nephew up to check, they found a man she had broken up with 12 years ago sleeping in her heating unit at her home in Rock Hill, Charlotte.


So Charlotte is a state now? I lived there 20 years and never knew!

Gaseous Anomaly: PaLarkin: You can't criticize this guy because he's black, unless you want to be a racist.

What would be the point? The dark skin gave him an unfair advantage blending in?

I was just poking fun at the fools out there who see racism everywhere they look, like the school principal who said peanut butter sandwiches are racist.

I just moved from Lake Wylie a few months ago. He can have the key to my apartment at The Villas at Marlin Bay.