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(Las Vegas Review Journal)   Today's teacher sex ZOMG story comes to you from Vegas, where male and female teacher couple get it on with 16-year-old female student. Female perp answers to "Bambi"   (lvrj.com) divider line 90
    More: Dumbass, zomg, Las Vegas, female students, female teachers, Clark County School District, John Stalmach, teachers, students  
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2012-09-11 08:25:33 PM
calitreview.com
 
2012-09-11 08:35:30 PM
Bambi Dewey, 32, and John Stalmach, 31, were each booked at the Henderson Detention Center on charges of solicitation of a minor for sex.

Detention
This will go on their permanent record.
Also... male and female teacher couple get it on with 16-year-old female student. Female perp answers to "Bambi"
go on...
 
2012-09-11 08:44:52 PM
On May 31, 43-year-old Albert S. Hernandez, a former Silverado High School varsity softball coach, was arrested by Clark County School District police on recommended charges of sex with a student and producing child pornography


I don't suppose I have to say it, do I?
 
2012-09-11 08:52:17 PM
I'd have to see a pic of the student, but... this sounds really hot. In no way do I ever want to have a daughter that goes to high school. Actually, I think we should bring back eunuchs just to teach high school.
 
2012-09-11 08:55:49 PM
Female perp answers to "Bambi"

Her mother died years ago. I'm told it is quite a sad story.
 
2012-09-11 09:02:48 PM
darialois.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-09-11 09:03:16 PM
img.007unleashed.com
 
2012-09-11 09:13:05 PM
I'd Thumper.
 
That was a joke.
 
That's what she said.
 
I could keep going but I'm already bored.
 
That's what he said.
 
And boy did my arse hurt.
 
Like I said, I could go on.
 
2012-09-11 09:14:56 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-11 09:20:09 PM
FTFA: Two teachers were arrested Monday, accused of having sex with a 16-year-old Basic High School student

Nice. Perverted and frugal.
 
2012-09-11 09:39:52 PM

Ed Finnerty: FTFA: Two teachers were arrested Monday, accused of having sex with a 16-year-old Basic High School student

Nice. Perverted and frugal.


Lol. Basic is the name of the high school, of course. I work with about 10 ex-Basic high school teachers. They couldn't stop laughing at this today. In the I-know-those-teachers-are-so-stupid kind of way.
 
2012-09-11 09:47:28 PM
They should have kept it in Vegas.

Ok now the Fark outrage grid needs to be updated for two teachers or two students of mixed gender or single gender.
 
2012-09-11 10:17:02 PM
Also accidentally read ZOMG as zombie. Which would have been an interesting story (probably from Japan.)
 
2012-09-11 10:17:09 PM

Makh: They should have kept it in Vegas.

Ok now the Fark outrage grid needs to be updated for two teachers or two students of mixed gender or single gender.


Nah.

It's basically the PV ratio. As long as V is higher than P, it's good.
 
2012-09-11 10:21:05 PM

DanZero: [img.photobucket.com image 54x11]


A+
 
2012-09-11 10:30:07 PM

DanZero: [img.photobucket.com image 54x11]


DanZero: [img.photobucket.com image 54x11]


We do need a tag for that.
 
2012-09-11 10:39:29 PM

Kimothy: Basic is the name of the high school


Run
Go to
16 Y.O.
End.
 
2012-09-11 10:43:32 PM

vudukungfu: Kimothy: Basic is the name of the high school

Run
Go to
16 Y.O.
End.


Ha!

The Basic they used was more visual and object oriented.
 
2012-09-11 11:12:28 PM
kvvu.images.worldnow.com

I'd bamb her....
 
2012-09-11 11:32:21 PM
www.pumpimpellerbooks.com
 
2012-09-11 11:45:34 PM
Bambi was a male deer, right?
 
2012-09-11 11:54:48 PM
Dewey is being held on $20,000 bond and Stalmach on $60,000 bond.

Guess who is who without reading the article.
 
2012-09-12 12:49:24 AM
I love the sex discriminatory charges. She's only getting "one" charge and he's getting two. Though the article does say he had sex with the student multiple times and without the female teacher, so it could be plausible.
 
2012-09-12 01:05:21 AM

brap: I'd Thumper.


my work here is done!
 
2012-09-12 01:27:10 AM
Wait, I think I saw this one already back in the 80s starring Traci Lords.

What?

/I'll just have a seat over there.
 
2012-09-12 04:34:03 AM

vudukungfu:
This will go on their permanent record.


Oh yeah?
 
2012-09-12 04:35:13 AM

Makh: vudukungfu: Kimothy: Basic is the name of the high school

Run
Go to
16 Y.O.
End.

Ha!

The Basic they used was more visual and object oriented.


10 GOTO JAIL
20 RAPED
30 GOTO 20
 
2012-09-12 04:39:55 AM
As a resident of Las Vegas, I can't say I'm surprised. I think we're leading the country in pervy teachers.
 
2012-09-12 04:41:12 AM
Bambi may be an odd name for most of the world, but this IS Vegas we're talking about. Aren't all women there named Bambi, Kandi, Destini, Krystal, or something?
 
2012-09-12 04:42:21 AM
Since they already got different bond heights, they will also get different sentences.

Justice is blind, eh?
 
2012-09-12 04:46:05 AM
I bet the girl is pretty hot.
 
2012-09-12 04:50:20 AM
Well that's a coincidence darlin', 'cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer.
 
2012-09-12 04:50:31 AM
I don't get it. Do these people not watch/read the news? Even if they just can't wrap their brains around the immorality of abusing minors while in a position of power you'd think the 10,000 other stories about teacher-student sex scandals would clue them in.
 
2012-09-12 04:50:48 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: I bet the girl is pretty hot.


LOL. Upon reading my post, it doesn't sound like it did in my head when I wrote it.

These days kids are becoming physically mature and endowed with well developed body parts long before they are mentally mature. Maybe it's something in the food, but girls these days are filling out their sweaters and jeans like college girls used to back in my younger days. The temptation is always right there, and I bet the girl in question probably looked really sexy in her short skirts and knee-high socks, and this teacher couple just succumbed.

I'm not saying it's right.
 
2012-09-12 04:57:45 AM

Kimothy: Ed Finnerty: FTFA: Two teachers were arrested Monday, accused of having sex with a 16-year-old Basic High School student

Nice. Perverted and frugal.

Lol. Basic is the name of the high school, of course. I work with about 10 ex-Basic high school teachers. They couldn't stop laughing at this today. In the I-know-those-teachers-are-so-stupid kind of way.


Of course, its always the stupid ones that get caught right?

/still very very wrong.
 
mhd
2012-09-12 04:59:18 AM
i.imgur.comi.imgur.com
 
2012-09-12 05:06:18 AM
Ah, fark-approved rape, what could be more comforting?
 
2012-09-12 05:12:13 AM
Bambi Dewey?

I guess she doesy.

/nuthin'
 
2012-09-12 05:21:30 AM

Porous Horace: Ah, fark-approved rape, what could be more comforting?


White, female, 17? Incapable of making her own decisions, thus "statutory rape". Black, male, 17? Charged as an adult every time. What does it mean? It means that the justice system believes that black males are smarter than white females, since they're held responsible for their actions far more often.
 
2012-09-12 05:26:59 AM

GAT_00: Dewey is being held on $20,000 bond and Stalmach on $60,000 bond.

Guess who is who without reading the article.


The guy had sex with the girl once without the woman being present, you're jumping to conclusions. He's "more guilty" than her in this case.
 
2012-09-12 05:31:56 AM

untaken_name: Porous Horace: Ah, fark-approved rape, what could be more comforting?

White, female, 17? Incapable of making her own decisions, thus "statutory rape". Black, male, 17? Charged as an adult every time. What does it mean? It means that the justice system believes that black males are smarter than white females, since they're held responsible for their actions far more often.


well...Obama did win over Hilary.
 
2012-09-12 05:37:22 AM

Bongo Blue: untaken_name: Porous Horace: Ah, fark-approved rape, what could be more comforting?

White, female, 17? Incapable of making her own decisions, thus "statutory rape". Black, male, 17? Charged as an adult every time. What does it mean? It means that the justice system believes that black males are smarter than white females, since they're held responsible for their actions far more often.

well...Obama did win over Hilary.


QED. I consider this independent confirmation of my theory, which is therefore true and is thus elevated to "fact" status.
 
2012-09-12 05:39:45 AM
Bambi has zits. So where's the photo of the other chic?
 
2012-09-12 05:40:33 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: AverageAmericanGuy: I bet the girl is pretty hot.

LOL. Upon reading my post, it doesn't sound like it did in my head when I wrote it.

These days kids are becoming physically mature and endowed with well developed body parts long before they are mentally mature. Maybe it's something in the food, but girls these days are filling out their sweaters and jeans like college girls used to back in my younger days. The temptation is always right there, and I bet the girl in question probably looked really sexy in her short skirts and knee-high socks, and this teacher couple just succumbed.

I'm not saying it's right.


Why don't you have a seat over there.

a.abcnews.com
 
2012-09-12 05:40:43 AM
Well, we've officially left our easy to read "Gender of Teacher vs Gender of Student" chart. How should we handle this situation?

My plan: Get that female teacher and the student a hotel room and make the dude hold the camera while wearing a gimp suit. Inform him that when the chicks stop farking, his junk will be burned off. Follow through with that threat.
 
2012-09-12 05:44:22 AM
The age of consent in NV is 16, she would have been legal if he wasn't a teacher at her school. I don't see how they got charged with "solicitation of sex from a minor" though.

Ooh. This is interesting. From a law firm's site:

It is illegal to solicit a minor to engage in "the infamous crimes against nature," which means anal intercourse, cunnilingus or fellatio between natural persons of the same sex. (NRS 201.195) These laws are strangely narrow because they do not prohibit ... soliciting a minor to engage in opposite-sex sexual activity.

It's 'cuz of teh ghey.

Also interesting, from the same site: It is illegal to perform oral or anal sex in public (NRS 201.190) ... These laws ... do not prohibit having vaginal sex in public

Gotta remember that next time I'm in town.

/"sorry babe, can't eat you out"
//"I don't want to commit an infamous crime against nature"
//"now smile for the crowd!"
 
2012-09-12 05:45:04 AM
Henderson, NV? I guess they never recovered from this.
 
2012-09-12 05:53:14 AM

untaken_name: Porous Horace: Ah, fark-approved rape, what could be more comforting?

White, female, 17? Incapable of making her own decisions, thus "statutory rape". Black, male, 17? Charged as an adult every time. What does it mean? It means that the justice system believes that black males are smarter than white females, since they're held responsible for their actions far more often. because men wrote most of the laws on the books.

 
2012-09-12 06:03:01 AM

flsprtsgod: untaken_name: Porous Horace: Ah, fark-approved rape, what could be more comforting?

White, female, 17? Incapable of making her own decisions, thus "statutory rape". Black, male, 17? Charged as an adult every time. What does it mean? It means that the justice system believes that black males are smarter than white females, since they're held responsible for their actions far more often. because men wrote most of the laws on the books.


Sure, that explains Title IX, right? Sorry, black males are charged as adults at higher rates than white males, black females more often than white females also. I guess blacks must just be smarter than whites, in the opinion of those who make up the American Judicial System.
 
2012-09-12 06:04:18 AM
What I don't get is that the perps teach at the middle school, and unless the student is an academic dip-shiat, she goes to high school. That means no position of authority.

/off to re-read the article to see if I have this right...
 
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