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(WTSP)   If you recognize these buttcheeks, the Seminole Police and the administration at Seminole High would like a word with you (Not safe for work man ass)   (wtsp.com) divider line 54
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2012-09-11 08:31:23 PM  
Ahhh, good old Semen Hole High school....
 
2012-09-11 08:47:23 PM  
Well if it was an underage high school boy we all just looked at child porn.

img.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-11 09:04:45 PM  
Cops need to start doing 'buttshots' along with mugshots whenever they arrest and strip search people. A bootybase archive where they can identify suspect by the color, moles, whip marks, hickeys, shape, size and length of cracks.

They can put copies on milk cartons and post offices saying 'Have You Seen This Behind?"
 
2012-09-11 09:46:30 PM  
While I appreciate the kid's moxy, I would not want to have his nutsack when he wakes up the next mornging realized he just vaulted over two 10 foot fences with 9.8 feet of lift and 3 inches of dangling testicle.
 
2012-09-11 10:24:03 PM  
And the police are wasting resources on this stunt why exactly?
 
2012-09-11 10:31:25 PM  
Here's a police artist sketch of a Seminole in case the photograph is not clear.

www.pbchistoryonline.org
 
2012-09-11 10:35:27 PM  
Did it have a mole on it?

(I know different body part... still first thing I thought of)
 
2012-09-11 10:37:47 PM  
What happened to physical fitness requirements for police officers.... Remember when cops weren't dicks, looked out for their neighbors, and weren't allowed to be fat loads? I am actually not old enough for that but I bet it was nice
 
2012-09-11 10:38:52 PM  

squrrelco3: Did it have a mole on it?

(I know different body part... still first thing I thought of)


That mole is the key to it.
 
2012-09-11 10:39:43 PM  

WhyteRaven74: And the police are wasting resources on this stunt why exactly?


I didn't see any mention of a task force being assembled.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2012-09-11 10:40:29 PM  

Rufus Lee King: He jumped over two fences with his junk hanging out? Brave man. Makes me shudder to think what might happen if you missed even a bit.


Probably would have lost his........

Seminal vesicles!

encrypted-tbn1.google.com
 
2012-09-11 10:42:05 PM  
Perfectly executed getaway. Also, the whole nad-fences thing.
 
2012-09-11 10:46:19 PM  

Walker: Well if it was an underage high school boy we all just looked at child porn.

[img.photobucket.com image 106x300]


I'm assuming that since it was a non-sexual situation we all might get a pass if this person turns out to be under 18, but you never know, kids are getting arrested for texting pics of boobies to each other so ya never know.
 
2012-09-11 10:47:51 PM  
Not much makes me laugh. That made me laugh out loud.
 
2012-09-11 10:49:18 PM  

WhyteRaven74: And the police are wasting resources on this stunt why exactly?


Yeah, that cop that was already right there probably should have been solving a murder or something instead of wasting his time chasing the streaker ten feet in front of him.

Beyond that, and maybe looking up the plate number of that car, something tells me they're not going to have detectives working in shifts on this one.
 
2012-09-11 10:49:54 PM  
Nanna nanna nanna nanna...........

thumbs4.ebaystatic.com
 
2012-09-11 10:49:57 PM  
Mom?
 
2012-09-11 10:50:17 PM  
Do they really need to know who it is?

If you're naked and they don't catch you, you got away with it.
 
2012-09-11 10:51:56 PM  

semiotix: WhyteRaven74: And the police are wasting resources on this stunt why exactly?

Yeah, that cop that was already right there probably should have been solving a murder or something instead of wasting his time chasing the streaker ten feet in front of him.

Beyond that, and maybe looking up the plate number of that car, something tells me they're not going to have detectives working in shifts on this one.


But the Fark headline says the police are looking for someone! Why would they lie?
 
2012-09-11 10:56:26 PM  
nzfilmfreak.files.wordpress.com

Charlies' soul can't be bought!
 
2012-09-11 10:59:17 PM  
Unremarkable
 
2012-09-11 11:03:33 PM  

Principal McGee: "We have pictures of you so-called mooners. And just because the pictures aren't of your faces doesn't mean we can't identify you. At this very moment those pictures are on their way to Washington where the FBI has experts in this type of identification. If you turn yourselves in now, you may escape a Federal charge. "



media.screened.com

 
2012-09-11 11:03:55 PM  
F.F. Woodycooks: Have you seen this man's ass? It's wanted for smuggling 20 million pounds of narcotics into the United States.
 
2012-09-11 11:04:23 PM  
Security cop can't get a license plate number?
 
2012-09-11 11:05:43 PM  
That is farkin' awesome!! Best thing I've seen in days.

/nut sack!
//hoping he gets away..
 
2012-09-11 11:09:11 PM  
You know, this kind of thing only makes the news every full moon. It isn't know if he had any ass sistance, booty certainly wasn't anywhere near the backside of the school. Police are looking for posterior motives for this man's rump through the football field.

Please ass ist law enforcement to catch this cheeky criminal.

ASS
 
2012-09-11 11:10:44 PM  
American Express indeed.
 
2012-09-11 11:11:05 PM  

Ozarkhawk: Not much makes me laugh. That made me laugh out loud.


This. I'm not even sure why this amused me so much, I've sbeen streakingers before.
 
2012-09-11 11:11:20 PM  
Tight end.
 
2012-09-11 11:13:25 PM  

Rufus Lee King: nytmare: squrrelco3: Did it have a mole on it?

(I know different body part... still first thing I thought of)

That mole is the key to it.

[www.wearysloth.com image 320x240]

[images.huffingtonpost.com image 298x257]


We can put up "Wanted" posters all over school...

"Have you seen this asshole?

Report immediately to Beulah Balbricker.

Do not attempt to apprehend this asshole, as it is armed and dangerous.
 
2012-09-11 11:19:50 PM  
Ah, good old america, land of the free and home of the prudes .... spending time and money on chasing some damn streakers. ....how about we hang the politicians instead?

/no?
//baa baa
 
gja [TotalFark]
2012-09-11 11:24:05 PM  

EyeHateOnlineIdiots: Ah, good old america, land of the free and home of the prudes .... spending time and money on chasing some damn streakers. ....how about we hang the politicians instead?

/no?
//baa baa


Can't hang them, it stinks up the landscape. We need to shackle them all together and and push them off the fantail of an ship in deep seas.
Feed the fish.
 
2012-09-11 11:25:02 PM  

Walker: Well if it was an underage high school boy we all just looked at child porn.

[img.photobucket.com image 106x300]


fark.
 
2012-09-11 11:34:14 PM  
Lookout Florida. Yet another picture of Mohammed.
 
2012-09-11 11:39:18 PM  
That was hot. I'm betting that for logistical purposes, it was a former student. Also, legs and torso looked a little beefy to be high school ... but then, I don't really see any HS ass, so what do I know?

As for worries about the fence, I am hoping the runner and his bud had the sense enough to make sure that wasn't the chain-link style with the pointy parts exposed. I wonder if they practiced someplace? That would have been an easy run to mess up if they didn't practice.
 
2012-09-11 11:40:40 PM  
And I hollered over at Ethel,
I said, "Don't look, Ethel!"
But it's too late,
she'd already been incensed.

/Boogity, Boogity
 
2012-09-11 11:47:28 PM  
He had a friggin get away car lined up!

/golf clap
//well executed escape including the double-flop dismount over the first fence
///who doesn't like a streaker!??
 
2012-09-11 11:53:01 PM  
All he needs is a unicorn tattoo with the words "white power," and he'd be all set!
 
2012-09-11 11:53:28 PM  

skinink: Principal McGee: "We have pictures of you so-called mooners. And just because the pictures aren't of your faces doesn't mean we can't identify you. At this very moment those pictures are on their way to Washington where the FBI has experts in this type of identification. If you turn yourselves in now, you may escape a Federal charge. "

[media.screened.com image 400x231]


Came here to post this very quote.
 
2012-09-12 12:05:32 AM  
Ass booty butt bum heiny tuchus cheeks

/i'd like to read you a list of words.
//rip funny man
 
2012-09-12 12:11:09 AM  
Why, I know that man. He lives in Manasses, VA.
 
2012-09-12 12:14:16 AM  

Walker: Well if it was an underage high school boy we all just looked at child porn.

[img.photobucket.com image 106x300]


Not likely, or WTSP News could be investigated for possession and distribution.

I'm sure that before posting the video, though, they consulted a lawyer to... cover their ass.

/yeahhhhhh
 
2012-09-12 12:23:03 AM  
Officer, what makes you think he was a local student?

"Well, he was showing us his semen 'ole..."

/sorry
 
2012-09-12 12:24:22 AM  

Rufus Lee King: nytmare: squrrelco3: Did it have a mole on it?

(I know different body part... still first thing I thought of)

That mole is the key to it.

[www.wearysloth.com image 320x240]

[images.huffingtonpost.com image 298x257]


We could have the police send over a sketch artist.
 
2012-09-12 12:28:05 AM  
view the slide show listening to Jerry Reeds EastBound and Down.

/works well
 
2012-09-12 12:38:28 AM  
"...Call the police and to send over scetch artist...have you seen this prick?"

Link
 
2012-09-12 12:59:59 AM  
Never remembers when cops weren't dicks
 
2012-09-12 01:26:09 AM  
404 - Man ass not found.
 
2012-09-12 01:38:02 AM  
This made me so proud of my alma mater...
 
2012-09-12 06:34:33 AM  
hey - - re-actvated this link, fixed it the link will be fine as soon as it caches. so sorry about that - lovable noob working last night now knows never to delete anything, just to move it around. would be awesome if you could re-green it :)
 
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