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(WWSB ABC 7)   Woman gets in a car with guy she met in a bar, initiates sex while they're driving, demands money and pulls a .357 on the guy, man fights back and punches the woman to get her to release the gun, crashes the car. Hell no, the terrorists haven't won   (mysuncoast.com) divider line 63
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2012-09-11 09:01:10 PM
Judging by the mugshot, he only had to ask her once.
 
2012-09-11 09:17:44 PM
I can't tell if she's got crazy eyes or it has something to do with the shiner but...kind of want.


/she looks like she was told twice but the second time was more respectful
 
2012-09-11 09:52:02 PM
In other news, "victim" is now a synonym for "ignorant desperate John" and "gullible Patsy."
 
2012-09-11 10:26:53 PM
Is $250 a lot for prostitute sex?

/don't know
//married
///costs way more than that
 
2012-09-11 10:26:55 PM

Ed Finnerty: Judging by the mugshot, he only had to ask her once.


Aaaand we're done here.
 
2012-09-11 10:29:42 PM

Primitive Screwhead: Ed Finnerty: Judging by the mugshot, he only had to ask her once.

Aaaand we're done here.


Yep. Great article too. Well found subby.
 
2012-09-11 10:33:33 PM
And they say romance is dead
 
2012-09-11 10:36:00 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: Is $250 a lot for prostitute sex?

/don't know
//married
///costs way more than that


It sure sounds like a lot for some drunken bar skank.
 
2012-09-11 10:43:12 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: Is $250 a lot for prostitute sex?

/don't know
//married
///costs way more than that


HELL YEA! That's not only expensive, it's ludicrous, and outrageous, and a sure sign somebody need to talk some sense into that young girl. Round these parts, you get a fine young lady at the local paddy waggin' bar come up to you and ask you if you need a date, and you tell them yea I need a date, what you want, and they look at you and go "I'm gonna need about tree fiddy".
 
2012-09-11 10:44:56 PM
.....The Aristocrats?
 
2012-09-11 10:45:00 PM
t.qkme.me
 
2012-09-11 10:45:53 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: Is $250 a lot for prostitute sex?

/don't know
//married
///costs way more than that


It's a little above standard for a good-looking non-African woman in the U.S. last time I checked. It varies a bit depending on location, tho. The most I've ever paid was $200 for a "special" girl. ('Tard secks is the shiat.)

/whoremonger
//normally pays much less than that
 
2012-09-11 10:46:55 PM
I like the fact that he kept the gun, and drove his smashed up car back home.

John or no, that's a hell of a bar story.
 
2012-09-11 10:47:38 PM
The story starts out saying the victim and two friends went to a bar, then "they" invited two women back to "one of the friend's" home. The victim's home? Which friend? And what happened to them? Are these the same friends he meets after his accident?

I blame the entire state of Florida for poorly developed story lines.
 
2012-09-11 10:48:23 PM
Mom ?
 
2012-09-11 10:48:42 PM
Fark owes the state of Florida a lot. Without Florida, fark wouldn't have half the stories that it has.
 
2012-09-11 10:54:07 PM

pjbreeze: Fark owes the state of Florida a lot. Without Florida, fark wouldn't have half the stories that it has.


A lot of things are cheap down here plus it's hotter than the surface of the sun.
Derr.
 
2012-09-11 10:57:04 PM
I can't believe that didn't arrest the man. Such blatant sexism in our society sickens me. He was obviously a willing participant in her escapades.
 
2012-09-11 10:57:34 PM

Hagenhatesyouall: AverageAmericanGuy: Is $250 a lot for prostitute sex?

/don't know
//married
///costs way more than that

HELL YEA! That's not only expensive, it's ludicrous, and outrageous, and a sure sign somebody need to talk some sense into that young girl. Round these parts, you get a fine young lady at the local paddy waggin' bar come up to you and ask you if you need a date, and you tell them yea I need a date, what you want, and they look at you and go "I'm gonna need about tree fiddy".


Right then you realize it's not a young girl but a giant crustacean from the paleolithic era.
 
2012-09-11 11:01:52 PM
How much cocaine was consumed?
 
2012-09-11 11:03:40 PM

bdub77: I can't tell if she's got crazy eyes or it has something to do with the shiner but...kind of want.

skinink:

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Cray-zee.

Just make sure there are no weapons within reach.
 
2012-09-11 11:06:31 PM
How is she still alive?
 
2012-09-11 11:06:51 PM

skinink: "As deputies responded to the area, an elderly man was in a driveway on Peachland Boulevard. He told deputies that his daughter, Amanda Linscott was in a vehicle crash and was punched in the face."
This farking woman sure gets around. I guess she needed the money to bail out Ferris, the Sausage King of Chicago.
[fosters.com image 250x337]


Is daddy pimping her out?
 
2012-09-11 11:09:36 PM
Subby: demands money and pulls a .357 on the guy

At least it wasn't a dick, boy, his face would have been red!
 
2012-09-11 11:10:51 PM
Me, she rates about a doublewide on the whitetrash scale.
 
2012-09-11 11:11:24 PM

ShannonKW: AverageAmericanGuy: Is $250 a lot for prostitute sex?

/don't know
//married
///costs way more than that

It's a little above standard for a good-looking non-African woman in the U.S. last time I checked. It varies a bit depending on location, tho. The most I've ever paid was $200 for a "special" girl. ('Tard secks is the shiat.)


Wait, WHAT??!!
 
2012-09-11 11:11:34 PM

fragMasterFlash: Me


Meh, Dammit!
 
2012-09-11 11:11:43 PM

skinink: "As deputies responded to the area, an elderly man was in a driveway on Peachland Boulevard. He told deputies that his daughter, Amanda Linscott was in a vehicle crash and was punched in the face."
This farking woman sure gets around. I guess she needed the money to bail out Ferris, the Sausage King of Chicago.
[fosters.com image 250x337]


Traveling Skank!!
 
2012-09-11 11:12:31 PM
but instead Linscott walked up to his vehicle and said the other girl left her. Linscott then got into his car and as they drove off, he said she began touching him and having sex while he was driving.

In a Sentra? I think a word is missing before "sex".
 
2012-09-11 11:14:06 PM
The crazy is strong with this one.
 
2012-09-11 11:14:39 PM

Dee Snarl: Wait, WHAT??!!


It's an entirely different kind of sex, altogether.
 
2012-09-11 11:16:58 PM
o.O
 
2012-09-11 11:18:35 PM
"That's an entirely different kind of sex"
 
2012-09-11 11:19:13 PM

zzrhardy: o.O

 

FTFY
 
2012-09-11 11:20:02 PM
Sis?
 
2012-09-11 11:36:32 PM
www.filmfresh.com

Amateur
 
2012-09-11 11:41:47 PM

Previous article linked to of this girl on the move:



"Two arrested in probation check in Rochester (fosters.com)

By LIZ MARKHLEVSKAYA
Wednesday, June 13, 2012

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ROCHESTER - Police made two arrests Thursday night after undergoing probation and parole compliance checks with New Hampshire State Probation and Parole Department.

Todd Ferris, 38, whose current address is unknown, was given a fugitive from justice charge, and his girlfriend, Amanda Linscott, 26, was charged with hindering apprehension just before 11 p.m. Thursday, after a search warrant was executed at 100 Rochester Hill Rd., Apt. 1B.

Police Capt. Paul Toussaint said that Ferris had been on probation and had an extraditable warrant out of Maine for a drug violation. Around 9 p.m. Thursday, a police officer saw Ferris through a window of his relative's apartment on Rochester Hill Road. Toussaint said Ferris was seen running toward the back of the apartment.

When a Rochester police officer and Ferris' probation officer knocked on the door to get in contact with Ferris, the occupants of the apartment refused to open the door, said Toussaint. Through the door, Ferris told police it was not him in the apartment and gave police a false name. The woman described as being his girlfriend, Linscott, alleged to officers Ferris was not there.

While an officer remained at the apartment to ensure the occupants did not leave the residence, police obtained a search warrant for the 100 Rochester Hill home. Because Ferris and Linscott did not open the apartment door for police, officers kicked in the door, said Toussaint.

Around 10:56 p.m., Ferris, whose last known address was at 19A Blackwater Road in Somersworth, was charged with being a fugitive from justice, a class B felony, and Linscott, whose address is listed as being transient, was charged with hindering apprehension, a class B misdemeanor, for allegedly lying to police about Ferris' whereabouts, said Toussaint.

Ferris and Linscott were the only occupants of the apartment at the time the search warrant was executed.

After being arraigned Friday, Ferris is being held without bail at Strafford County House of Corrections, where he is waiting to be extradited to the state of Maine, according to court officials.

Linscott, who was also arraigned at Rochester Circuit Court Friday, was given $500 cash bail. Her bail will be converted to $500 personal recognizance if Strafford County Community Corrections accepts to monitor her.

Linscott will be tried at Rochester Circuit Court on Aug. 6, at 1 p.m.

Toussaint said Thursday evening's probation and parole compliance checks are part of regular work that Rochester police and the New Hampshire State Probation and Parole Department conduct.

"We like to work closely with probation and parole officers," said Toussaint, "we like to help out when we can." "

 
2012-09-11 11:45:45 PM
Can someone photoshop where her shiner is on both sides, and one with no shiner?
 
2012-09-11 11:55:15 PM
The girl said she needed $250, which he said he didn't have. She asked how much he had and he gave her $120. The victim then went to the bathroom and when he returned, found the two women had left the home.

Wait, aren't you supposed to pay them AFTER the sex?
 
2012-09-12 12:06:44 AM
Smokin' hot member of the Black Eyed WT's pulls a gun on John.I.Am!
 
2012-09-12 12:16:26 AM

skinink: Previous article linked to of this girl on the move:

"Two arrested in probation check in Rochester (fosters.com)

 

It's the clan of the crazy eyes.
 
2012-09-12 12:34:00 AM
Her ears are too sharp.
 
2012-09-12 12:35:24 AM
"That'll be $250 you dreamboat you."
andrewsidea.files.wordpress.com

/hot and hot
 
2012-09-12 12:36:19 AM
Being from Tampa, I'm getting a kick... WAIT, AMANDA!?!?!?
 
2012-09-12 12:43:19 AM
And that's why I stick to prostitutes in wheelchairs, not only do I know for a fact that they're faking it, but until you put 'em back in the chair, they can't run away with your money.
 
2012-09-12 12:45:15 AM
and by faking it, I meant the orgasm.
 
2012-09-12 12:53:11 AM
These whores are gettin' outta hand.
 
2012-09-12 01:23:38 AM
Legalize prostitution and shiat like this would never happen. It's barbaric.
 
2012-09-12 02:15:48 AM

Hagenhatesyouall: AverageAmericanGuy: Is $250 a lot for prostitute sex?

/don't know
//married
///costs way more than that

HELL YEA! That's not only expensive, it's ludicrous, and outrageous, and a sure sign somebody need to talk some sense into that young girl. Round these parts, you get a fine young lady at the local paddy waggin' bar come up to you and ask you if you need a date, and you tell them yea I need a date, what you want, and they look at you and go "I'm gonna need about tree fiddy".


And den I looked a little closer, an I, an I realized- dat waddn't no bar fly! It was dat got damn loch ness monster!
 
2012-09-12 04:15:27 AM

schubie: Legalize prostitution and shiat like this would never happen. It's barbaric.


It ain't pleasant to admit, but legitimized whoredom is much more associated with barbarism than civilization. You can't deny the historical trend, no matter how well-advised legal prostitution appears now, and that makes bringing it about so difficult. The idea seems to be on the wrong side of history.
 
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