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(SeattlePI)   Finally a group is urging politicians to think about the children and legalize marijuana for the sake of the American family   (blog.seattlepi.com) divider line 11
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2012-09-11 08:35:49 PM
8 votes:
I've found that weed is an excellent solution to baby colic. When baby starts to cry, I smoke a couple bowls and the crying doesn't bother me anymore. It's pretty miraculous the way it works.
2012-09-12 01:53:04 AM
1 votes:
I was walking through the muni parking lot this morning and found a baggie full of loose weed and a few rolled joints just laying there on the ground.

Here's the funny part: I was wearing a shirt with a sort of badge-shaped crest on the left breast, khaki pants, black shoes and black belt, and aviator-style sunglasses. So I must have looked vaguely cop-like to the college-age stoner who showed up just a few seconds later, frantically looking on the ground.

I held up the bag and said "did you drop this?" and he booked off like a bat out of hell. He's probably STILL in his dorm room closet, wondering if it's safe to go out and buy some Cool Ranch Doritos.
2012-09-11 11:46:27 PM
1 votes:
Well, the thought of having my kid taken away keeps me from going to the trouble of finding weed anymore, since my last dealer was a stupid a-hole who got himself spectacularly busted and I feel like I dodged a bullet, so I guess in that sense the laws work, but then the kid gets to deal with having a biatchier mom than he would have had, and that's not cool. The cat misses hotboxing in the bathroom, so he's biatchy too.
2012-09-11 10:26:31 PM
1 votes:

gja: pxlboy: SovietCanuckistan: You American cats need to try some real, BC Bud. Blow the top off your Yoda bong.

This. Canadian herb is where it's at.

How 'bout we all meet up at the 'Windsor ballet' and partake?


Sorry man...can't get off the couch.
2012-09-11 09:43:27 PM
1 votes:

Tyranicle: It's easier and cheaper to purchase than alcohol. Has been for years. Not to mention free delivery with no tipping.


Yeah, I wish. If I want beer, I walk 3 blocks to the supermarket and buy myself a 12 pack. I'm back home in minutes.

If I want to buy weed, I call my connection. He tells me he'll be over at 6pm, but I'll be really lucky if he shows up by 8pm. Of course, he's stoned when he shows up, and doesn't bring the weed himself because he has to get it from "his guy". So I give him my money and wait. Then by 10pm, I'm starting to get antsy, so I call my connection and get his voicemail. He finally returns my call at 11pm, and apologizes. He couldn't hear the phone because he was playing video games at his guy's house. So he promises to stop playing video games and will be by to drop off my weed. By midnight, I give up and go to sleep. At 1:30am, my daughter comes into my room and tells me some guy came to her window asking for me. I go outside and it's my connection with my weed. He's totally shiatfaced. Gives me my weed and the bag looks small. I ask him if that's all, and he says he thinks it is, but when I look at the passenger seat in the car, I see a whole bunch of weed on it. "Is that my weed that spilled out of the bag onto your seat?" He laughs, apologizes, then reaches into his car and gives me the rest of my weed. Then, completely oblivious to the fact that it's 1:30am and he's driving through a quiet, upscale neighborhood, he cranks up Lil' Wayne loud on his car stereo and burns out right in front of my house.

It's been my experience that the people who sell weed are brain-addled and unreliable. I hate dealing with people like this. I'm a middle-aged professional and parent - the amount of people I know who actually still smoke weed I could probably count on one hand, so it's not as if it'd be easy for me to find another connection. If it were legal, I would be able to pick it up at my local convenience store and I wouldn't have to put up with all kinds of crap just to buy it.
2012-09-11 09:29:32 PM
1 votes:

KaiserRoll: zixr: DeathByGeekSquad: I'd prefer to keep my cajones cancer free...

Well, you know what cures cancer, right? Marijuana!

Yea, so we legalize it, and then guess which companies start large scale production.


My back yard?
2012-09-11 09:23:13 PM
1 votes:

DeathByGeekSquad: I'd prefer to keep my cajones cancer free...


I didn't know that boxes could get cancer.

scottydoesntknow: Damn subby, there's a [img1.fark.net image 54x11] tag for a reason!


Wrong. This headline requires the Spliffy tag.
2012-09-11 09:20:45 PM
1 votes:

Hale-Bopp: So, anyone else planning their next vacation for Colorado? 

/legalization still leading in recent polls


Used to live in Colorado Springs. Every block (almost literally) there is a medical marijuana dispensary. You have to get a Dr. approval and go through a process which costs about $200 to get a card. I was going to then work moved me. BTW if you show up for the Dr. appointment you are classified as having medical need for marijuana. Just show up.

Now I'm in Chicago so yeah, illegal here but....who the f*ck cares about the laws of the land. Carrying a gun is against the law here, too, but that doesn't stop me.

Fu*k the feds...I hope Washington, D.C. is the epicenter of a nuclear bomb. Bring on the chaos!
2012-09-11 09:16:53 PM
1 votes:

12349876: Rufus Lee King: Gothnet: Tyranicle: Why 'urge' to legalize? It's easier and cheaper to purchase than alcohol. Has been for years. Not to mention free delivery with no tipping.

Because then the cops would have to leave the black kids that smoke it alone as well as the white kids...

That's no joke by the way, inconsistent and racially motivated enforcement of the weed laws occurs in a lot of places.

See, now, there it goes. Being white, I can walk around smoking weed in public, and the cops will just leave me alone. You don't really believe that, I hope.

Well being white, the chance that you're walking around in a cop free area is much higher than it is for a minority.


Hmm, wonder why that could be?
2012-09-11 08:52:24 PM
1 votes:

DeathByGeekSquad: I'd prefer to keep my cajones cancer free...


If it's decriminalised that doesn't mean it's mandatory.
2012-09-11 08:37:09 PM
1 votes:
Why 'urge' to legalize? It's easier and cheaper to purchase than alcohol. Has been for years. Not to mention free delivery with no tipping.
 
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