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(Omaha World Herald)   "The woman told police that Wallace had pulled her wig and hair extensions from her head, then swung a vacuum cleaner at her." Surprisingly, not Florida   (omaha.com) divider line 21
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2012-09-11 03:51:24 PM  
Upright?
 
2012-09-11 04:02:49 PM  
That sucks
 
2012-09-11 05:18:25 PM  
Done in two.

Someone get the lights.
 
2012-09-11 05:20:07 PM  
It's the wrong trousers, Gromit.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-09-11 05:28:30 PM  
FREEEEEEEDOM!.
 
2012-09-11 05:29:03 PM  
Corn Palace Syndrome?
 
2012-09-11 05:29:06 PM  
Oh, that's it girl. Imma rip out a weave now.
 
2012-09-11 05:29:54 PM  
Omaha. The Midwest's Florida.
 
2012-09-11 05:30:39 PM  
Police told her child, "She's not going to Dyson."


/got nuthin'.....
 
2012-09-11 05:34:27 PM  
How do you swing a vacuum cleaner while driving? Was it him in the car or was it the woman and her kid that crashed and he was elsewhere? Who was in the car? What?
 
2012-09-11 05:44:55 PM  
Did it have the proper suction?
 
2012-09-11 05:59:55 PM  
DID HE LOOK LIKE A BIATCH?
 
2012-09-11 06:15:17 PM  

azxj: Omaha. The Midwest's Florida.


You may be right, but this article is not proof, since this took place in Norfolk, about 100 miles west of Omaha.

And that's pronounced "Nor Fork" for you non-natives.
 
2012-09-11 06:17:13 PM  
I didn't think Virginia had wigs, extensions or vacuum cleaners. God Bless America!
 
2012-09-11 06:18:48 PM  

MathProf: You may be right, but this article is not proof, since this took place in Norfolk, about 100 miles west of Omaha.

And that's pronounced "Nor Fork" for you non-natives.


What, you expect me to actually *read* the article? That's just crazy talk.
 
2012-09-11 06:23:14 PM  
He may be smiling but he is not amused.
wallacewatchers.com 

/Probably obscure unless you're from AZ.
 
2012-09-11 06:36:28 PM  
Glad to know she keeps a tidy house, though! Advice to all domestic violence victims: Never bring a Dirt Devil to an up-right Hoover fight.
 
2012-09-11 07:54:54 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-11 07:55:01 PM  

bojon: Corn Palace Syndrome?


Wrong state funny man
 
2012-09-11 07:59:45 PM  
I'm betting they were planning a move to Florida.
 
2012-09-11 10:19:04 PM  
I thought Stringer Bell had Bodie take out Wallace a long time ago...
 
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