watching Ricki Lake and eating Beefaroni

Brrrr, that would be enough to make me go get a real job.

I wonder what would happen if you stuffed envelopes with invoices for random things and sent them to various companies. Wonder if anyone would pay.

EatHam

I'm sure somebody would pay. Chances are, however, it would be the feds, paying you a visit.

/ begin Ishkur's infamous 'marketing' rant
I hate marketers. Marketing, in its purest form, is the art of getting other people to do your work for you, and taking all the credit. Marketers are the most soulless, scumsucking parasites to ever walk on the face of the earth. At least microorganisms and bacteria aid in breaking down dead matter, and at least lawyers serve some function in the squabbling over our rights and freedoms, what the hell do marketers do? Nothing. Zero. The very nature of their job performance depends entirely on hype, deception and greed. People who become marketers have not the talent nor the originality nor the skill to create anything of their own accord, but they know how to lie very well. They have made an artform out of weaseling their way into what were once harmonious transactions to skim profits off them. They utilize smoke and mirrors plans of action as a conscious display of their relevance, they constantly find ways to foster non-existent needs in order to keep their position, they cause confusion that only they can solve and deliberately invent problems so that they can award themselves the task of coming up with solutions for them (or the converse: prolonging the problem to justify their continued usefulness by pretending to deal with it). Marketers are the type of people who over-inflate meagre tasks to make themselves appear more important than they really are. "Hey! I just held open the door for you! Look how much work I have to do in that. I should get paid, y0!" They strive any way they can for any edge, but for all the hard labour they do and resources they consume doing it, they still produce absolutely nothing. At all. True productive achievement does not depend on hype and oversaturation you dickwads. If 98% of all the marketing jobs in the world were suddenly eliminated, the world would be a far better, less stressful place.

/ end Ishkur's infamous 'marketing' rant