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(Indecision Forever)   "By 2020, I expect we'll abolish Congress and just tackle our policy debates in a Fark thread"   (indecisionforever.com) divider line 61
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2012-09-11 03:47:17 PM
15 votes:
I yield the floor to the distinguished gentleman from 4chan...
2012-09-11 04:16:43 PM
5 votes:
www.tu-pc.com

I, for one, welcome our new drunken overlords.
2012-09-11 03:47:55 PM
5 votes:
......oh god......

NATION........WIDE........CATURDAY.......
2012-09-11 04:13:12 PM
4 votes:
j.wigflip.com
2012-09-11 04:01:16 PM
4 votes:

coeyagi: Taramoor: 2020 Presidential Race

Pocket Ninja vs GaryPDX

But who would be the VP candidates?

Ox45tallboy vs. BillCo


Who's gonna be RON PAUL? Weaver95?
2012-09-11 03:57:35 PM
4 votes:
2020 Presidential Race

Pocket Ninja vs GaryPDX

But who would be the VP candidates?
2012-09-11 03:55:50 PM
4 votes:

Slowdog: While that would be worth $5/month, the Liters will scream "poll tax!".


TotalFARK would be renamed "The Senate" and the commoners have to stick around in Literland, aka "The House of Representatives".
2012-09-11 03:44:00 PM
4 votes:
All rise for President Lootie.
2012-09-11 06:22:32 PM
3 votes:
i47.tinypic.com
2012-09-11 05:10:31 PM
3 votes:
assets.nydailynews.com

I believe some changes are in order in the national anthem department.
2012-09-11 04:20:10 PM
3 votes:
"Mister Chairman, I move that we do not vote on this resolution, as it is painfully obvious it has been written for the sole purpose of ad clicks."
2012-09-11 04:07:24 PM
3 votes:

HighOnCraic: But that's impossible! How will Drew maintain control without the bureaucracy?


The mods now have direct control over their territories. Derp will keep the local systems in line. Derp and some bannination.
2012-09-11 04:02:38 PM
3 votes:
I would enjoy meow said the dog as white house spokesperson.
2012-09-11 03:59:49 PM
3 votes:
Dibs on Locke AND Demosthenes
2012-09-11 03:49:43 PM
3 votes:

Pincy: Does that mean Drew automatically becomes President?


Yes, but don't forget, Fark is essentially a 24/7 filibuster.
2012-09-11 03:47:15 PM
3 votes:
Most reviews of Big Apple Pizza are pretty positive. The cheese doesn't taste like socialism, explains a reviewer from San Diego...

That's funny shiat, right there...
2012-09-11 04:48:16 PM
2 votes:
I'll farking move to Canada, I swear to God!
2012-09-11 04:33:06 PM
2 votes:
This would make it even easier for Jon Stewart to steal material from Fark.
2012-09-11 04:29:47 PM
2 votes:
I suppose the Israeli ambassador is a no brainer...
2012-09-11 04:29:35 PM
2 votes:
WHEREAS trolling used to mean something,

WHEREAS ugly-ass animals insist on being born at our zoos,

WHEREAS Sarah Connor has not yet been found,

WHEREAS D) is always "all of the above",

WHEREAS I am posting on the internet,

RESOLVED, on this day, the 11th of Smarch in the year Twenty-Twelve of our Drew (whiskey be upon him), that the PITA must be returned forthwith to ensure that the first 8 comments in any thread revolve around the classifications, not the substance, of any and every article linked herefrom. For it is only when shewn the absurdity of our monaxial political calculus that we can truly know Jesus.
2012-09-11 04:15:39 PM
2 votes:

whidbey: StopLurkListen: Slowdog: While that would be worth $5/month, the Liters will scream "poll tax!".

TotalFARK would be renamed "The Senate" and the commoners have to stick around in Literland, aka "The House of Representatives".

And TFD would be the Secret Police.


I nominate Mike_Lowell as Press Secretary
2012-09-11 04:07:06 PM
2 votes:

coeyagi: Tackle our policy debates? In Fark? It's just a bunch of grabastic projection, ad hominem, memes, and snark. And it warms my soul.


No, it said we'd abolish Congress.
2012-09-11 04:04:29 PM
2 votes:

Fista-Phobia: Taramoor: 2020 Presidential Race

Pocket Ninja vs GaryPDX

But who would be the VP candidates?

Internet Dentist and Black Cat


Oh, come on. That's like McCainDemocrat running "against" danlpoon.

Can't have the same guy on both sides simultaneously.

BTW, I hereby nominate FlyNavy as Secretary of the Navy, and TheConvincingSavant as Commandant of the Marine Core.
2012-09-11 04:02:03 PM
2 votes:
This thread will end badly.
2012-09-11 03:54:54 PM
2 votes:
We'd get over it
2012-09-11 03:49:44 PM
2 votes:
While that would be worth $5/month, the Liters will scream "poll tax!".
2012-09-11 03:46:26 PM
2 votes:
Well, it would save a lot of time. And money, since most of us aren't paid to be here. Not directly, anyway.
2012-09-11 03:44:47 PM
2 votes:
I propose a Free Beer and Hookers Acts for all adults over 25 as part of stimulus. I need co-sponsor.
2012-09-11 03:43:28 PM
2 votes:
Bloggers Fark Handle Sucks
2012-09-11 11:35:21 PM
1 votes:
I don't have any grand ambitions for higher office. I'm content to represent the Hollywood Liberal Elite.
2012-09-11 11:14:13 PM
1 votes:
Well, may as well go all in here. My picks, regardless of who would win the Presidency:

State: GAT 00
Defense: Weaver95
Justice: Britney's Speculum

Also, some new departments:

Sports: First National Bastard
Photoshop: Yammering Splat Vector and Hobblekitty
Jacket wearing/Pipebombs: Tenor Reaper
Trolling/Threadjacking: BillCo/Tenpoundsofcheese (same person)
2012-09-11 10:57:02 PM
1 votes:
Gyrfalcon 2012-09-11 07:05:40 PM

Ooba Tooba: I would enjoy meow said the dog as white house spokesperson.

Second.

Also nominate Kittypie070 as Secretary of Defense.


Holy Hells! I am deeply humbled!

/runs to grab N7 armor outta closet
2012-09-11 06:20:17 PM
1 votes:
THEREFORE BE IT RESOLVED that subby's mom is a whore and his blog sucks.
2012-09-11 06:10:29 PM
1 votes:
This reminds me of the biggest interdimensional ALT cross rip since the Tunguska blast of 1909.
2012-09-11 05:51:33 PM
1 votes:
My fellow Farkistanians,

We choose to post these ramblings, not because they are hard, but because they're easy. Ask yourself, are you better off today than you were those years ago before you established your Fark account? On some day in 1999, a date which should live in infamy, the Internet was maliciously and deliberatly attacked by blog and blather forces of the empire of Farkistan. The world wide web wants to know if we're crooks. Well, some of us are not crooks. We don't have [insert favorite alt here] to kick around any more. The flood protection stops here. We stand at the threshold of a new day, where a thousand pints of Lite glisten upon our keyboards. I feel your derp. But ask not what the modmins can do for you, ask what you can do to make Drew greenlight you. There you go again--I didn't know Drew Curtis. Drew Curtis is not a friend of mine, and you, sir, are no Drew Curtis.

I'm doyner and I approve this message
2012-09-11 05:10:49 PM
1 votes:
I for one can't wait to debate Rand Paul and for him to cry like a little biatch when I flame him while intellectually depantsing him.
2012-09-11 05:05:22 PM
1 votes:
Day 1: South forced back out of Union.
Day 2: South nuked from orbit.
Day 3: See doctor about hand sprain due to excessive high fiving.
2012-09-11 04:33:09 PM
1 votes:
TFD should receive the billions of Planned Parenthood funding since there is no stronger case for abortions to be found on the internet.
2012-09-11 04:24:00 PM
1 votes:
img266.imageshack.us
2012-09-11 04:18:22 PM
1 votes:
Enable voting?
2012-09-11 04:16:38 PM
1 votes:

nyseattitude: whidbey: StopLurkListen: Slowdog: While that would be worth $5/month, the Liters will scream "poll tax!".

TotalFARK would be renamed "The Senate" and the commoners have to stick around in Literland, aka "The House of Representatives".

And TFD would be the Secret Police.

I nominate Mike_Lowell as Press Secretary IRAQI FOREIGN MINISTER

2012-09-11 04:15:28 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com

This is your Bible now. Deal with it.
2012-09-11 04:12:00 PM
1 votes:

HighOnCraic: But that's impossible! How will Drew maintain control without the bureaucracy?


Easy, Drew has a Death Star. And it's primary weapon is a site redesign.
2012-09-11 04:11:54 PM
1 votes:
What's a filibuster then? Using the ignore feature on posters who use too many ellipses in their arguments?

//best part... forever
2012-09-11 04:10:38 PM
1 votes:
If Meow Said the Dog is appointed the WH spokesman, where should I be fitted in?

/simply curious
2012-09-11 04:08:41 PM
1 votes:

Parthenogenetic: HighOnCraic: But that's impossible! How will Drew maintain control without the bureaucracy?

The mods now have direct control over their territories. Derp will keep the local systems in line. Derp and some bannination.


I have altered the derp. Pary I don't potato the herp any turtle.

// this thread is fun
2012-09-11 04:08:02 PM
1 votes:

HighOnCraic: But that's impossible! How will Drew maintain control without the bureaucracy?


The Derp Star filled with Trolltroopers.
2012-09-11 04:05:57 PM
1 votes:

Fista-Phobia: Uchiha_Cycliste: Fista-Phobia: Taramoor: 2020 Presidential Race

Pocket Ninja vs GaryPDX

But who would be the VP candidates?

Internet Dentist and Black Cat

but they represent the same team... and quite frankly may be the same person.

Good point.


as I said before I think Pocket nInja & spentmiles vs Gary and Phil could be pretty entertaining.... not sure how it's much different from 2012, but it would be entertaining none the less.
2012-09-11 04:04:02 PM
1 votes:
I knew it. Those Daily Show writers are here every day plumbing our boards for free jokes.

I know you're there! Lurking! I can feel your eyes on me!

...it feels delightful.
2012-09-11 04:04:00 PM
1 votes:

whidbey: This thread will end badly.


Gloriously badly.
2012-09-11 04:03:30 PM
1 votes:

whidbey: This thread will end badly.


This has Threado Reducto written all over it.
2012-09-11 04:03:12 PM
1 votes:

Fista-Phobia: Taramoor: 2020 Presidential Race

Pocket Ninja vs GaryPDX

But who would be the VP candidates?

Internet Dentist and Black Cat


but they represent the same team... and quite frankly may be the same person.
2012-09-11 04:02:05 PM
1 votes:
How true. And if you'd just elect me president, all our problems would be solved.

Artists Revolutionary Party Platform:

Politics:

1. The Union of English-Speaking Peoples. Propose Union with Canada, Australia, New Zealand and Singapore. Rescue the home country from the clutches of the filthy Europeans (cut loose Quebec and let them join the EU--I understand there are going to be some vacancies soon).
2. Simultaneously, make the US officially bilingual, print our money in English and Spanish, propose union with Mexico and cede them back Arizona and New Mexico as a gesture of good faith.
3. Union of English and Spanish-Speaking Peoples, a political and economic behemoth that will assure our ascendancy in the 22nd century.

Energy Policy:

We don't need new sources of energy. We need better methods of spreading around the energy we have. What this country needs is a room temperature superconductor. Then we could beam solar energy down from space to the Mojave Desert and power the entire country with it. Therefore, my administration will sponsor a $10 billion prize for the first feasible high temperature superconductor. After one year, the prize will be reduced to $9 billion, after two years $8 billion and so on until it becomes clear that it just isn't technically feasible. But you know what? I think we'll have it within three years.

The Budget and the Deficit:

We need an income-gathering device that appeals to the stupidity and greed of rich people the same way the Lottery appeals to poor people; thus, the Federal Tax Raffle. Tickets cost $10,000 each. Once a month there is a drawing and the lucky winner never has to pay Federal income taxes again. Twelve tax-free millionaires a year is a small price to pay for the untold wealth this would bring in to the Federal government. Combined with the John Ekizian Memorial Tax on Condiments (a one cent tax on those little packets of ketsup they give away with fast food), and the deficit will be gone in no time.

Science:

Screw Mars. We need a Moon colony, now. If elected, I promise to put a woman on the Moon within four years.

Social Policy:

Womb-to-tomb social welfare for anyone who wants it, young, old, male, female, able-bodied, disabled, on one condition: You have to go to school. Eight hours a day, five days a week, fifty weeks a year. Study whatever you want but you have to study something. I predict this will clear the welfare rolls, permanently, within five years. Accredited artists of course will receive the dole permanently with no need to attend school, unless they wish to.

"For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong."

-- H.L. Mencken
2012-09-11 04:01:25 PM
1 votes:

Taramoor: 2020 Presidential Race

Pocket Ninja vs GaryPDX

But who would be the VP candidates?


Internet Dentist and Black Cat
2012-09-11 03:59:49 PM
1 votes:

Taramoor: 2020 Presidential Race

Pocket Ninja vs GaryPDX

But who would be the VP candidates?


Ox45tallboy vs. BillCo
2012-09-11 03:56:23 PM
1 votes:
I hereby nominate Grable's Daughter for the Cabinet post of Naughty Secretary of BIE
2012-09-11 03:54:14 PM
1 votes:

Pincy: Does that mean Drew automatically becomes President?


i1.kym-cdn.com
2012-09-11 03:48:37 PM
1 votes:
Does that mean Drew automatically becomes President?
2012-09-11 03:44:56 PM
1 votes:
Tackle our policy debates? In Fark? It's just a bunch of grabastic projection, ad hominem, memes, and snark. And it warms my soul.
2012-09-11 03:44:27 PM
1 votes:
imokwiththis.jpg
2012-09-11 03:43:45 PM
1 votes:
I bet we'd get more shiat done.
 
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