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(Indecision Forever)   "By 2020, I expect we'll abolish Congress and just tackle our policy debates in a Fark thread"   (indecisionforever.com) divider line 278
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2012-09-11 09:55:40 PM
Suck it, hundreds of people with Reddit logos on their signs at the Rally To Restore Sanity And/Or Fear!

Comedy Central's political shows steal all their best material from This Very Site! Proven!

/saw Aasif Mandvi at a bar once.
 
2012-09-11 10:17:16 PM

poot_rootbeer: Comedy Central's political shows steal all their best material from This Very Site!


img1.fark.net
 
2012-09-11 10:44:05 PM

Citrate1007: I've often suspected that many Comedy Central writers steal material from fark and other internet threads.



I've often suspected that Barack Obama's speechwriters steal themes from my Politics Tab posts. I'm so vain, sometimes.
 
2012-09-11 10:57:02 PM
Gyrfalcon 2012-09-11 07:05:40 PM

Ooba Tooba: I would enjoy meow said the dog as white house spokesperson.

Second.

Also nominate Kittypie070 as Secretary of Defense.


Holy Hells! I am deeply humbled!

/runs to grab N7 armor outta closet
 
2012-09-11 11:00:39 PM

Parthenogenetic: I hereby nominate Grable's Daughter for the Cabinet post of Naughty Secretary of BIE


Good call, though we still have to find a post for Rainbow Brite.
 
2012-09-11 11:14:13 PM
Well, may as well go all in here. My picks, regardless of who would win the Presidency:

State: GAT 00
Defense: Weaver95
Justice: Britney's Speculum

Also, some new departments:

Sports: First National Bastard
Photoshop: Yammering Splat Vector and Hobblekitty
Jacket wearing/Pipebombs: Tenor Reaper
Trolling/Threadjacking: BillCo/Tenpoundsofcheese (same person)
 
2012-09-11 11:20:28 PM

Gyrfalcon: Ooba Tooba: I would enjoy meow said the dog as white house spokesperson.

Second.

Also nominate Kittypie070 as Secretary of Defense.


You get to be Attorney-General but you have to job-share with Theaetetus.
 
2012-09-11 11:35:21 PM
I don't have any grand ambitions for higher office. I'm content to represent the Hollywood Liberal Elite.
 
2012-09-12 01:05:07 AM

Gyrfalcon: Ooba Tooba: I would enjoy meow said the dog as white house spokesperson.

Second.

Also nominate Kittypie070 as Secretary of Defense.


I was thinking the Office of Science and Tech Advisor, myself.
 
2012-09-12 01:19:46 AM

steerforth: Gyrfalcon: Ooba Tooba: I would enjoy meow said the dog as white house spokesperson.

Second.

Also nominate Kittypie070 as Secretary of Defense.

You get to be Attorney-General but you have to job-share with Theaetetus.


Thanks for the honor, but one or the other of us would end up dead.

Unless being lawyers, we'd agree to submerge our petty differences for the common goal of fleecing everyone out of as much money as possible.
 
2012-09-12 01:51:08 AM
By 2020 the next civil war will be declared.
 
2012-09-12 02:14:02 AM

propasaurus: I don't have any grand ambitions for higher office. I'm content to represent the Hollywood Liberal Elite.


Yeah... and I'd be just peachy with representing the Off My Lawn constituency...
 
2012-09-12 02:14:57 AM
I hereby declare myself gran exalted emporer.

/Bow before your god...
 
2012-09-12 02:22:19 AM

Fark Me To Tears: propasaurus: I don't have any grand ambitions for higher office. I'm content to represent the Hollywood Liberal Elite.

Yeah... and I'd be just peachy with representing the Off My Lawn constituency...


Well, as we've seen with the Eastwood issue, there does seem to be some crossover between the Hollywood Elite faction and the Off My Lawn constituency.
 
2012-09-12 04:30:02 AM

propasaurus: Fark Me To Tears: propasaurus: I don't have any grand ambitions for higher office. I'm content to represent the Hollywood Liberal Elite.

Yeah... and I'd be just peachy with representing the Off My Lawn constituency...

Well, as we've seen with the Eastwood issue, there does seem to be some crossover between the Hollywood Elite faction and the Off My Lawn constituency.


Squint is the only one that, if he said "Get off my lawn!" I'd scurry as fast as I could toward the nearest national border.
 
2012-09-12 04:51:13 AM
I nominate Amos Quito for Director of Foreign Policy.

Me? I'd just like come cafeteria vouchers.
 
2012-09-12 04:53:43 AM
Oh, and "the one who shall not be named" as Director of Media Communications.
 
2012-09-12 06:55:55 AM
A policy debate wouldn't be much of a debate on Fark. The only things people disagree about is whether someone is hot or not.
 
2012-09-12 07:02:14 AM

reillan: Taramoor: 2020 Presidential Race

Pocket Ninja vs GaryPDX

But who would be the VP candidates?

Wrong. Pocket Ninja would be Press Secretary.

Now... I still haven't figured out where Bevits would fit in...


I though of that. Secretary of education. While we sit back and watch the world burn.
 
2012-09-12 07:05:27 AM

bdub77: ATRDCI: Fluorescent Testicle: Representative of the unwashed masses: On behalf of my constituents I hereby move that the official sport of Canada's Pants Bonerland Weedlord Bonerland (new name) shall be pro-wrestling female Jello wrestling, and that it SHALL BE REFERRED TO AS A SPORT AS IT SHOULD BE. Also, beer and bacon for everyone. And not that crap made by Budweiser.

/FTFY.

I think we need to specify exactly which beer.

My proposal:


Boy, that looks yummy.
Never seen that one? Where's it from?
 
2012-09-12 10:11:22 AM

Gyrfalcon: Unless being lawyers, we'd agree to submerge our petty differences for the common goal of fleecing everyone out of as much money as possible.


How much are you billing for that Fark post?
 
2012-09-12 12:43:37 PM
Representative of the unwashed masses 2012-09-12 02:14:57 AM

I hereby declare myself gran exalted emporer.

/Bow before your god...


You can't DO that, we already HAVE an Emperor.

meetinnovators.com

*kity blowz razzberry at U*
 
2012-09-12 01:09:34 PM

Kittypie070: Representative of the unwashed masses 2012-09-12 02:14:57 AM

I hereby declare myself gran exalted emporer.

/Bow before your god...

You can't DO that, we already HAVE an Emperor.

[meetinnovators.com image 298x386]

*kity blowz razzberry at U*


He is the emporer. I am the gran exalted emporer. I win.

And yes I see the typo but when you have cajones as large as mine you get to make up new words.
 
2012-09-12 01:59:47 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Well, may as well go all in here. My picks, regardless of who would win the Presidency:

State: GAT 00
Defense: Weaver95
Justice: Britney's Speculum

Also, some new departments:

Sports: First National Bastard
Photoshop: Yammering Splat Vector and Hobblekitty
Jacket wearing/Pipebombs: Tenor Reaper
Trolling/Threadjacking: BillCo/Tenpoundsofcheese (same person)


Thank you GMJ. If elected I promise to give my very all to the cause. ;-)
 
2012-09-12 04:01:08 PM

Porous Horace: Oh, and "the one who shall not be named" as Director of Media Communications.


RogRog backwards?

Who else remembers and mourns his loss?

What I want to know is this: what job would Ghastly have?
 
2012-09-12 07:40:14 PM
Penis.
 
2012-09-13 07:46:13 AM
Why am I never awake for the awesome threads?
 
2012-09-14 12:01:33 AM
yeah yeah yeah Emperors....

[checks closet for N7 armor and maintenance for same]
 
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