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2012-09-11 04:40:42 PM

reillan: Taramoor: 2020 Presidential Race

Pocket Ninja vs GaryPDX

But who would be the VP candidates?

Wrong. Pocket Ninja would be Press Secretary.

Now... I still haven't figured out where Bevits would fit in...


Minister of Creation?
 
2012-09-11 04:41:55 PM
i50.tinypic.com
 
2012-09-11 04:42:44 PM
Previously, on board Colonial 798 Heavy:

Kittypie070 2012-02-09 02:27:47 AM

[runs screaming back from thread 6930856]

Sir, Mister President, sir!! Don't use it!! Don't use it!! It's boobytrapped!!

[leaps, tail fully afrizz, up onto the Resolute Desk, claw-shreds the veto bill papers,
drooling spastically and cat-dancing on them as $President stares in amazement]


[leaps off the desk, runs frantically back out, once again slamming facefirst into the bathroom door]


I think that's adequately Ruth Buzzytastic, don't y'all?
 
2012-09-11 04:44:09 PM

Fark Rye For Many Whores: I call bs, no differences are ever resolved in Fark threads. We either talk past each other or (heaven forbid) try to convince each other of things and eventually give up.


Sounds like an improvement over today's Congress.
 
2012-09-11 04:45:08 PM

Geotpf: The real sources of theivery are your typical "Morning Zoo" radio shows. If it's on Fark on Monday, it'll be discussed on one of those on Tuesday


I'm in Seattle, and I love The Men's Room, but they might as welll just play a few more songs while directing people to got read Fark for the next 10 minutes.
 
2012-09-11 04:45:49 PM

Jekylman: That's so wrongheaded I don't even know what to say to you.


Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: You're completely wrong about this, and I am fairly close to despising you for it, but I can't be bothered to correct your ignorance.

/toodles...


vrax: I just think you're an ass!


lockers: Fark Rye For Many Whores has a point. But as usual, the Fark Consensus merely shouts down the truth with strawmen and ad hominems while never offering legitimate debate. It's probably from all the granola you liberal poofsters eat.


*Reference pages and pages of stuff no one will read. Spam after spam wall o text style you will never read in response. Accusation of misinterpretation of someone else's wall o text you can't believe anyone bothered to read. Counter-accusation. Derpheaded namecalling based on political orientation + slang for shiat = new name.*

/And on that note
//This guy has a beautiful name -> Fecal Conservative
///Now you've figured out I'm a libtard
////I want to take your guns away
 
2012-09-11 04:47:59 PM
Who is with me for any team of the sciences?
 
2012-09-11 04:48:16 PM
I'll farking move to Canada, I swear to God!
 
2012-09-11 04:48:52 PM

theorellior: I'd trust the deliberations of Fark over Congress any day of the week.


I wish the Congressional debates were more like the ones on Fark.
 
2012-09-11 04:49:30 PM
Maybe if the Secretary of Explaining Stuff has a Fark handle.

I've certainly heard stupider ideas. From my current Congresscritters, even. Though that's setting the bar pretty low.
 
2012-09-11 04:50:00 PM

blastoh: theorellior: I'd trust the deliberations of Fark over Congress any day of the week.

I wish the Congressional debates were more like the ones on Fark.


Corvus and Skullkrusher shrieking at eachother for 500 posts?
 
2012-09-11 04:50:28 PM
Whom do I have to bribe to be appointed head of the newly commissioned Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Redheads?
 
2012-09-11 04:51:26 PM

sprawl15: blastoh: theorellior: I'd trust the deliberations of Fark over Congress any day of the week.

I wish the Congressional debates were more like the ones on Fark.

Corvus and Skullkrusher shrieking at eachother for 500 posts?


No, winterwhile posting hundreds of nonsensical statements in strings of letters that barely resemble the English language.
 
2012-09-11 04:53:31 PM
Never happen. Bannination would be equivalent to disenfranchisement, and that just wouldn't fly.
 
2012-09-11 04:54:27 PM

Makh: Who is with me for any team of the sciences?


Me! I always thought that we should study how Noah got the dinosaurs on the ark! I mean, did Jesus ride them there, two at a time?
 
2012-09-11 04:55:30 PM
And don't be surprised if Ali is in the White House
Reverend Ike, Secretary of the Treasure
Richard Pryor, Minister of Education
Stevie Wonder, Secretary of FINE arts
And Miss Aretha Franklin, the First Lady

/Oh wait, that's Obama's secret plan for 2016. . .
//JK.
 
2012-09-11 04:56:01 PM

colon_pow: talk about the ultimate in circle jerk threads.

we'd be a communist nation before the sun went down.


Every Congress needs a McCarthy.
 
2012-09-11 04:56:18 PM

Debeo Summa Credo: Never happen. Bannination would be equivalent to disenfranchisement, and that just wouldn't fly.


If we could shadowban Congresscritters in real life (they can talk but don't realize nobody hears them) life would be sweet.
 
2012-09-11 04:56:43 PM
Well, look at all the conclusions to which we have arrived as a collective whole.

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/keep looking
 
2012-09-11 04:57:42 PM
I'd like to put my name forward as Secretary of Death Panels and FEMA Death Camps.
 
2012-09-11 04:57:47 PM

someonelse: colon_pow: talk about the ultimate in circle jerk threads.

we'd be a communist nation before the sun went down.

Every Congress needs a McCarthy.


Or in this case, an Eeyore.
 
2012-09-11 04:58:42 PM

Debeo Summa Credo: Never happen. Bannination would be equivalent to disenfranchisement, and that just wouldn't fly.


In the United States of Farkistan, you become an unperson upon bannination. To enforce this the act of discussing the banninated shall have the practitioners themselves banninated. Seriously, what was that farkers name who used to copy-pasta URLS that you needed to copy-pasta due to their obvious NSFW nature?
 
2012-09-11 04:59:02 PM

vrax: Makh: Who is with me for any team of the sciences?

Me! I always thought that we should study how Noah got the dinosaurs on the ark! I mean, did Jesus ride them there, two at a time?


distilleryimage9.s3.amazonaws.com
the SFW, and the NSFW.
 
2012-09-11 04:59:22 PM

Shrugging Atlas: I'd like to put my name forward as Secretary of Death Panels and FEMA Death Camps.


What benefits will you provide to your bureaucratic death-dealing ninjas?
 
2012-09-11 04:59:55 PM
I swear I recognize the name of one of those 'Top Commenters' from right here on FARK.
 
2012-09-11 05:00:48 PM

Fark Rye For Many Whores: vrax: Makh: Who is with me for any team of the sciences?

Me! I always thought that we should study how Noah got the dinosaurs on the ark! I mean, did Jesus ride them there, two at a time?

[distilleryimage9.s3.amazonaws.com image 306x306]
the SFW, and the NSFW.


Yay science!
 
2012-09-11 05:01:18 PM
Yo! I got a plan! You're a dick! South Carolina represent!
 
2012-09-11 05:05:00 PM

Makh: Who is with me for any team of the sciences?


Jon Snow.

Problem solved.

Oh, and Phil Plait aka the Bad Astronomer.
 
2012-09-11 05:05:22 PM
Day 1: South forced back out of Union.
Day 2: South nuked from orbit.
Day 3: See doctor about hand sprain due to excessive high fiving.
 
2012-09-11 05:09:51 PM

Serious Black: Shrugging Atlas: I'd like to put my name forward as Secretary of Death Panels and FEMA Death Camps.

What benefits will you provide to your bureaucratic death-dealing ninjas?


In addition to an autographed copy of my official portrait? Total Fark for life, the belongings of all the victims volunteers that sign up for our Death Camps and Panels, and the promise to never make anyone visit the state of Mississippi.
 
2012-09-11 05:10:31 PM
assets.nydailynews.com

I believe some changes are in order in the national anthem department.
 
2012-09-11 05:10:49 PM
I for one can't wait to debate Rand Paul and for him to cry like a little biatch when I flame him while intellectually depantsing him.
 
2012-09-11 05:11:39 PM
NSFW links would be a granted right.
 
2012-09-11 05:15:11 PM

HighOnCraic: And don't be surprised if Ali is in the White House
Reverend Ike, Secretary of the Treasure
Richard Pryor, Minister of Education
Stevie Wonder, Secretary of FINE arts
And Miss Aretha Franklin, the First Lady

/Oh wait, that's Obama's secret plan for 2016. . .
//JK.


Can you get to that?
 
2012-09-11 05:16:15 PM

Crotchrocket Slim: I for one can't wait to debate Rand Paul and for him to cry like a little biatch when I flame him while intellectually depantsing him.


He'll just choose another alt like he always does.
 
2012-09-11 05:18:02 PM

TheMysticS: HighOnCraic: And don't be surprised if Ali is in the White House
Reverend Ike, Secretary of the Treasure
Richard Pryor, Minister of Education
Stevie Wonder, Secretary of FINE arts
And Miss Aretha Franklin, the First Lady

/Oh wait, that's Obama's secret plan for 2016. . .
//JK.

Can you get to that?


One nation under a groove
Gettin' down just for the funk of it
One nation and we're on the move
Nothin' can stop us now!

/Do to you promise to funk, the whole funk, nothin' but the funk?
 
2012-09-11 05:18:14 PM

Shrugging Atlas: Serious Black: Shrugging Atlas: I'd like to put my name forward as Secretary of Death Panels and FEMA Death Camps.

What benefits will you provide to your bureaucratic death-dealing ninjas?

In addition to an autographed copy of my official portrait? Total Fark for life, the belongings of all the victims volunteers that sign up for our Death Camps and Panels, and the promise to never make anyone visit the state of Mississippi.


I'll support your candidacy as long as you make me Head Ninja.
 
2012-09-11 05:19:31 PM

coeyagi: Tackle our policy debates? In Fark? It's just a bunch of grabastic projection, ad hominem, memes, and snark. And it warms my soul.


I know. Half the time I just want to reach out and throttle the half of you, freedom of speech be-damned, but I'd miss it if it were gone.

Perhaps in the future, matters of Congress can be settled in duel between BattleMechs? You could PPV and solve the national debt problem in a week.
 
2012-09-11 05:21:07 PM

HighOnCraic: TheMysticS: HighOnCraic: And don't be surprised if Ali is in the White House
Reverend Ike, Secretary of the Treasure
Richard Pryor, Minister of Education
Stevie Wonder, Secretary of FINE arts
And Miss Aretha Franklin, the First Lady

/Oh wait, that's Obama's secret plan for 2016. . .
//JK.

Can you get to that?

One nation under a groove
Gettin' down just for the funk of it
One nation and we're on the move
Nothin' can stop us now!

/Do to you promise to funk, the whole funk, nothin' but the funk?


I do
 
2012-09-11 05:22:05 PM
"My fellow Americans, as Secretary of Agriculture, I believe that we as a people need to adjust our domestic priorities to combat the rise in soy-based substitutes for American staples. It is now the official policy of my office to further the Beer-Boobies-Bacon initiative. This fight will not be easy, but it will be fun. Give me time, and trust my judgement. Thank you, and may Mods Bless America"
 
2012-09-11 05:22:59 PM
Hey, wait, if we ran the government, could we put people we don't like on ignore?
What would that entail? Or mean?

/you're first, MOM
//issues
 
2012-09-11 05:23:44 PM

Serious Black: sprawl15: blastoh: theorellior: I'd trust the deliberations of Fark over Congress any day of the week.

I wish the Congressional debates were more like the ones on Fark.

Corvus and Skullkrusher shrieking at eachother for 500 posts?

No, winterwhile posting hundreds of nonsensical statements in strings of letters that barely resemble the English language.


BEST PART... FOREVER.
 
2012-09-11 05:23:48 PM

TheMysticS: Hey, wait, if we ran the government, could we put people we don't like on ignore?
What would that entail? Or mean?

/you're first, MOM
//issues


Honestly, a ballot with an ignore function would be the greatest invention in modern history.
 
2012-09-11 05:26:04 PM
I thought we already did.
 
2012-09-11 05:26:45 PM

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: "My fellow Americans, as Secretary of Agriculture, I believe that we as a people need to adjust our domestic priorities to combat the rise in soy-based substitutes for American staples. It is now the official policy of my office to further the Beer-Boobies-Bacon initiative. This fight will not be easy, but it will be fun. Give me time, and trust my judgement. Thank you, and may Mods Bless America"


That would be perfect.

All we gotta to is scratch out the g, make it an M, and add an S to all our monies.
 
2012-09-11 05:26:54 PM
fc06.deviantart.net
the secretary of for your health.
and i, markoff cheney, have appointed myself as the secretary of awesomesauce.
those are both things right?
well, they will be.
 
2012-09-11 05:35:09 PM

Masso: I propose a Free Beer and Hookers Acts for all adults over 25 as part of stimulus. I need co-sponsor.


i44.tinypic.com
 
2012-09-11 05:37:41 PM

vrax: Fluorescent Testicle: Troll-in-Chief: Jokey nickname or future top job?

Czar.


What you've done there, I see it, yes I do.
 
2012-09-11 05:42:05 PM
Whoa, we're almost 200 comments in and nobody's mentioned legalizing pot? Amazing.

/can't see some images, maybe there's something I missed.
 
2012-09-11 05:43:45 PM

Serious Black: Shrugging Atlas: Serious Black: Shrugging Atlas: I'd like to put my name forward as Secretary of Death Panels and FEMA Death Camps.

What benefits will you provide to your bureaucratic death-dealing ninjas?

In addition to an autographed copy of my official portrait? Total Fark for life, the belongings of all the victims volunteers that sign up for our Death Camps and Panels, and the promise to never make anyone visit the state of Mississippi.

I'll support your candidacy as long as you make me Head Ninja.


Done! Or should I say, "Done, Head Ninja!"
 
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