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2012-09-11 04:20:10 PM
"Mister Chairman, I move that we do not vote on this resolution, as it is painfully obvious it has been written for the sole purpose of ad clicks."
 
2012-09-11 04:20:21 PM

palelizard: StopLurkListen: Slowdog: While that would be worth $5/month, the Liters will scream "poll tax!".

TotalFARK would be renamed "The Senate" and the commoners have to stick around in Literland, aka "The House of Representatives".

What about UltraFa+++++++***LOST CARRIER***+++++++++


i.imgur.com

/la-li-lu-le-lo
 
2012-09-11 04:20:22 PM

Fista-Phobia: Enable voting?


*golf clap*
 
2012-09-11 04:20:41 PM

sprawl15: whidbey: Serious Black: clambam: We need an income-gathering device that appeals to the stupidity and greed of rich people the same way the Lottery appeals to poor people; thus, the Federal Tax Raffle. Tickets cost $10,000 each. Once a month there is a drawing and the lucky winner never has to pay Federal income taxes again. Twelve tax-free millionaires a year is a small price to pay for the untold wealth this would bring in to the Federal government

Brilliant idea, but wouldn't this violate the Fifth Amendment's equal protection clause?

There would be no Constitution. Only the FARQ. For great justice.

The other party is constantly subverting the FARQ. My party would put an end to it.


Your party wants to abolish the FARQ and install a drunken mod as dictator-for-life. Subversion is better than abolition.
 
2012-09-11 04:21:39 PM

digistil: Parthenogenetic: I hereby nominate Grable's Daughter for the Cabinet post of Naughty Secretary of BIE

What about Studman69?


He'd just complain constantly about how all women have sharp knees.
 
2012-09-11 04:21:56 PM
"Sarah Palin is automatically president" might be misconstrued by the watching public. Especially if Fox News covers us.
 
2012-09-11 04:22:13 PM

Serious Black: sprawl15: whidbey: Serious Black: clambam: We need an income-gathering device that appeals to the stupidity and greed of rich people the same way the Lottery appeals to poor people; thus, the Federal Tax Raffle. Tickets cost $10,000 each. Once a month there is a drawing and the lucky winner never has to pay Federal income taxes again. Twelve tax-free millionaires a year is a small price to pay for the untold wealth this would bring in to the Federal government

Brilliant idea, but wouldn't this violate the Fifth Amendment's equal protection clause?

There would be no Constitution. Only the FARQ. For great justice.

The other party is constantly subverting the FARQ. My party would put an end to it.

Your party wants to abolish the FARQ and install a drunken mod as dictator-for-life. Subversion is better than abolition.


This is a fantastic plan... as long as *I* am that mod.
 
2012-09-11 04:23:07 PM

Taramoor: 2020 Presidential Race

Pocket Ninja vs GaryPDX

But who would be the VP candidates?


Wrong. Pocket Ninja would be Press Secretary.

Now... I still haven't figured out where Bevits would fit in...
 
2012-09-11 04:23:35 PM

EyeballKid: "Mister Chairman, I move that we do not vote on this resolution, as it is painfully obvious it has been written for the sole purpose of ad clicks."


Great, the Anti-Capitalists just showed up....

Why do you hate Free Enterprise? Why do you hate America?


/i keeeed
 
2012-09-11 04:23:43 PM

reillan: Taramoor: 2020 Presidential Race

Pocket Ninja vs GaryPDX

But who would be the VP candidates?

Wrong. Pocket Ninja would be Press Secretary.

Now... I still haven't figured out where Bevits would fit in...


Secretary of Health and Human Services
 
2012-09-11 04:23:52 PM
First order o business: official beer of the United States.

I know Drew likes Heineken, but I have to vote for Ale Delirium Tremens.

And yes, I know it's imported from Belgium.

Second order of business: Annex Belgium.
 
2012-09-11 04:24:00 PM
img266.imageshack.us
 
2012-09-11 04:24:04 PM
Getting in early on what promises to be a legendary thread.
 
2012-09-11 04:24:25 PM

Slowdog: While that would be worth $5/month, the Liters will scream "poll tax!".




TF will be the House of Lords to their House of Commons.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-11 04:24:43 PM
I call bs, no differences are ever resolved in Fark threads. We either talk past each other or (heaven forbid) try to convince each other of things and eventually give up.
 
2012-09-11 04:24:59 PM

reillan: Taramoor: 2020 Presidential Race

Pocket Ninja vs GaryPDX

But who would be the VP candidates?

Wrong. Pocket Ninja would be Press Secretary.

Now... I still haven't figured out where Bevits would fit in...


depends, do we want utopia or dystopia?
 
2012-09-11 04:25:07 PM
Is this further collateral damage from the "Colbert Bump" shut-down?!
 
2012-09-11 04:26:06 PM
Uncle Sam will be replaced by this guy:

fark.upi.com
 
2012-09-11 04:26:25 PM

Fluorescent Testicle: All rise for President LootieFoobies.


FTFY
 
2012-09-11 04:26:32 PM

reillan: Taramoor: 2020 Presidential Race

Pocket Ninja vs GaryPDX

But who would be the VP candidates?

Wrong. Pocket Ninja would be Press Secretary.

Now... I still haven't figured out where Bevits would fit in...


Ambassador to Saudi Arabia?

That said. TCS for Secretary of Defense?
 
2012-09-11 04:26:52 PM

Serious Black: digistil: Parthenogenetic: I hereby nominate Grable's Daughter for the Cabinet post of Naughty Secretary of BIE

What about Studman69?

He'd just complain constantly about how all women have sharp knees.


I always knew he was a Republican.
 
2012-09-11 04:27:14 PM

reillan: Now... I still haven't figured out where Bevits would fit in...


Not actually in the political structure; we'll turn Limbaugh and Beck's listeners over to him. Really, I don't think they'll notice a difference.
 
2012-09-11 04:27:35 PM

Fark Rye For Many Whores: I call bs, no differences are ever resolved in Fark threads. We either talk past each other or (heaven forbid) try to convince each other of things and eventually give up.


That's so wrongheaded I don't even know what to say to you.
 
2012-09-11 04:27:43 PM

Fark Rye For Many Whores: I call bs, no differences are ever resolved in Fark threads. We either talk past each other or (heaven forbid) try to convince each other of things and eventually give up.


You're completely wrong about this, and I am fairly close to despising you for it, but I can't be bothered to correct your ignorance.

/toodles...
 
2012-09-11 04:28:14 PM
All appropriations bills must successfully pass through TorD.
 
2012-09-11 04:28:56 PM
Troll-in-Chief: Jokey nickname or future top job?
 
2012-09-11 04:29:04 PM
I'd trust the deliberations of Fark over Congress any day of the week.
 
2012-09-11 04:29:28 PM

Fark Rye For Many Whores: I call bs, no differences are ever resolved in Fark threads. We either talk past each other or (heaven forbid) try to convince each other of things and eventually give up.


I just think you're an ass!
 
2012-09-11 04:29:30 PM
And Majority Whip would have a whole new meaning.
 
2012-09-11 04:29:35 PM
WHEREAS trolling used to mean something,

WHEREAS ugly-ass animals insist on being born at our zoos,

WHEREAS Sarah Connor has not yet been found,

WHEREAS D) is always "all of the above",

WHEREAS I am posting on the internet,

RESOLVED, on this day, the 11th of Smarch in the year Twenty-Twelve of our Drew (whiskey be upon him), that the PITA must be returned forthwith to ensure that the first 8 comments in any thread revolve around the classifications, not the substance, of any and every article linked herefrom. For it is only when shewn the absurdity of our monaxial political calculus that we can truly know Jesus.
 
2012-09-11 04:29:39 PM

dahmers love zombie: Slowdog: While that would be worth $5/month, the Liters will scream "poll tax!".



TF will be the House of Lords to their House of Commons.

[i.imgur.com image 600x325]


So TF will only exist to comment on the liters and won't actually do anything? Pretty accurate.
 
2012-09-11 04:29:47 PM
I suppose the Israeli ambassador is a no brainer...
 
2012-09-11 04:30:44 PM

Trivia Jockey: HighOnCraic: But that's impossible! How will Drew maintain control without the bureaucracy?

Easy, Drew has a Death Star. And it's primary weapon is a site redesign.


His chief weapon is a site design...a site design and beer...beer and a site design.... His two weapons are beer and a site design...and ruthless inefficiency.... His *three* weapons are beer, a site design, and ruthless inefficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the boobies.... His *four*...no... *Amongst* his weapons.... Amongst his weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again
 
2012-09-11 04:31:08 PM

Fluorescent Testicle: Troll-in-Chief: Jokey nickname or future top job?


I think that would be best made a Cabinet-level position. Secretary of Trolling. You'd probably have to pair it with Secretary of Explaining Shiat to not screw with the population too much. I think alywa would be a great SoT.
 
2012-09-11 04:31:35 PM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Fark Rye For Many Whores: I call bs, no differences are ever resolved in Fark threads. We either talk past each other or (heaven forbid) try to convince each other of things and eventually give up.

You're completely wrong about this, and I am fairly close to despising you for it, but I can't be bothered to correct your ignorance.

/toodles...


Fark Rye For Many Whores has a point. But as usual, the Fark Consensus merely shouts down the truth with strawmen and ad hominems while never offering legitimate debate. It's probably from all the granola you liberal poofsters eat.
 
2012-09-11 04:31:41 PM

Parthenogenetic: BTW, I hereby nominate FlyNavy as Secretary of the Navy, and TheConvincingSavant as Commandant of the Marine Core.


*snort*
 
2012-09-11 04:31:48 PM

Fluorescent Testicle: Troll-in-Chief: Jokey nickname or future top job?


Czar.
 
2012-09-11 04:33:01 PM
We could have a filiBuster:

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-11 04:33:06 PM
This would make it even easier for Jon Stewart to steal material from Fark.
 
2012-09-11 04:33:09 PM
TFD should receive the billions of Planned Parenthood funding since there is no stronger case for abortions to be found on the internet.
 
2012-09-11 04:33:39 PM

reillan: Taramoor: 2020 Presidential Race

Pocket Ninja vs GaryPDX

But who would be the VP candidates?

Wrong. Pocket Ninja would be Press Secretary.

Now... I still haven't figured out where Bevits would fit in...


Also, the history books would need to be rewritten such that Fb- was the father of our nation.
 
2012-09-11 04:33:41 PM

sprawl15: TFD should receive the billions of Planned Parenthood funding since there is no stronger case for abortions to be found on the internet.


GAH!
 
2012-09-11 04:34:30 PM

sprawl15: TFD should receive the billions of Planned Parenthood funding since there is no stronger case for abortions to be found on the internet.


Would we have to shut down the Abortionplex along with that abolition of funding? Cause if so, I'm not on board with that. I love visiting the Abortionplex. Best place to pick up loose chicks on the planet.
 
2012-09-11 04:36:19 PM

Parthenogenetic: Fista-Phobia: Taramoor: 2020 Presidential Race

Pocket Ninja vs GaryPDX

But who would be the VP candidates?

Internet Dentist and Black Cat

Oh, come on. That's like McCainDemocrat running "against" danlpoon.

Can't have the same guy on both sides simultaneously.

BTW, I hereby nominate FlyNavy as Secretary of the Navy, and TheConvincingSavant's wife as Commandant of the Marine Core.


FTFY
 
2012-09-11 04:37:16 PM

dahmers love zombie: TF will be the House of Lords to their House of Commons.

[i.imgur.com image 600x325]


You are a blessing to Farkers.
www.american-buddha.com
 
2012-09-11 04:37:35 PM
I would like to post an amendment to my previous post. May I have a second?
 
2012-09-11 04:38:36 PM

Serious Black: Best place to pick up loose chicks on the planet.


Well, only because we're in a lull between Pirates of the Caribbean movies.
 
2012-09-11 04:39:05 PM
talk about the ultimate in circle jerk threads.

we'd be a communist nation before the sun went down.
 
2012-09-11 04:40:03 PM
The MSM would lose their farking minds.
 
2012-09-11 04:40:28 PM

colon_pow: talk about the ultimate in circle jerk threads.

we'd be a communist nation before the sun went down.


I believe I already pointed this out about 40 minutes ago. Get your head out of your ass and propose some new legislation, stat!
 
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