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(Indecision Forever)   "By 2020, I expect we'll abolish Congress and just tackle our policy debates in a Fark thread"   (indecisionforever.com) divider line 278
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2012-09-11 04:05:25 PM
But that's impossible! How will Drew maintain control without the bureaucracy?
 
2012-09-11 04:05:26 PM

clambam: We need an income-gathering device that appeals to the stupidity and greed of rich people the same way the Lottery appeals to poor people; thus, the Federal Tax Raffle. Tickets cost $10,000 each. Once a month there is a drawing and the lucky winner never has to pay Federal income taxes again. Twelve tax-free millionaires a year is a small price to pay for the untold wealth this would bring in to the Federal government


Brilliant idea, but wouldn't this violate the Fifth Amendment's equal protection clause?
 
Ant
2012-09-11 04:05:56 PM

un4gvn666: I wouldn't know 90% of the things I know about current events and politics were it not for Fark.com.

/think about how sad that is for a moment
//grab a bottle, if necessary


This
 
2012-09-11 04:05:57 PM

Fista-Phobia: Uchiha_Cycliste: Fista-Phobia: Taramoor: 2020 Presidential Race

Pocket Ninja vs GaryPDX

But who would be the VP candidates?

Internet Dentist and Black Cat

but they represent the same team... and quite frankly may be the same person.

Good point.


as I said before I think Pocket nInja & spentmiles vs Gary and Phil could be pretty entertaining.... not sure how it's much different from 2012, but it would be entertaining none the less.
 
2012-09-11 04:06:19 PM

Fista-Phobia: Uchiha_Cycliste: Fista-Phobia: Taramoor: 2020 Presidential Race

Pocket Ninja vs GaryPDX

But who would be the VP candidates?

Internet Dentist and Black Cat

but they represent the same team... and quite frankly may be the same person.

Good point.


Give GAT or Corvus to Pocket Ninja. Leave the Internet Dentist with Gary.
 
2012-09-11 04:06:31 PM
Tatsuma for SecState (or LulzSec*). colon_pow for House Minority Leader. DROxINxTHExWIND for Secretary of Keepin' it Real. And pants full of macaroni!! for AgSec, for what I hope are obvious reasons.

* I know that's a real thing.
 
2012-09-11 04:07:05 PM

HighOnCraic: But that's impossible! How will Drew maintain control without the bureaucracy?


With frequent siestas.
 
2012-09-11 04:07:06 PM

coeyagi: Tackle our policy debates? In Fark? It's just a bunch of grabastic projection, ad hominem, memes, and snark. And it warms my soul.


No, it said we'd abolish Congress.
 
2012-09-11 04:07:24 PM

HighOnCraic: But that's impossible! How will Drew maintain control without the bureaucracy?


The mods now have direct control over their territories. Derp will keep the local systems in line. Derp and some bannination.
 
2012-09-11 04:07:28 PM

Serious Black: Fista-Phobia: Uchiha_Cycliste: Fista-Phobia: Taramoor: 2020 Presidential Race

Pocket Ninja vs GaryPDX

But who would be the VP candidates?

Internet Dentist and Black Cat

but they represent the same team... and quite frankly may be the same person.

Good point.

Give GAT or Corvus to Pocket Ninja. Leave the Internet Dentist with Gary.


interesting... that could work
 
2012-09-11 04:08:02 PM

HighOnCraic: But that's impossible! How will Drew maintain control without the bureaucracy?


The Derp Star filled with Trolltroopers.
 
2012-09-11 04:08:03 PM

Serious Black: clambam: We need an income-gathering device that appeals to the stupidity and greed of rich people the same way the Lottery appeals to poor people; thus, the Federal Tax Raffle. Tickets cost $10,000 each. Once a month there is a drawing and the lucky winner never has to pay Federal income taxes again. Twelve tax-free millionaires a year is a small price to pay for the untold wealth this would bring in to the Federal government

Brilliant idea, but wouldn't this violate the Fifth Amendment's equal protection clause?


There would be no Constitution. Only the FARQ. For great justice.
 
2012-09-11 04:08:29 PM
Dibs on Traficant.
 
2012-09-11 04:08:41 PM

Parthenogenetic: HighOnCraic: But that's impossible! How will Drew maintain control without the bureaucracy?

The mods now have direct control over their territories. Derp will keep the local systems in line. Derp and some bannination.


I have altered the derp. Pary I don't potato the herp any turtle.

// this thread is fun
 
2012-09-11 04:09:55 PM

Uchiha_Cycliste: Dibs on Locke AND Demosthenes


The SF thread is on another tab.
 
2012-09-11 04:09:57 PM
Well, it would help popcorn sales.
 
2012-09-11 04:10:04 PM

coeyagi: Tackle our policy debates? In Fark? It's just a bunch of grabastic projection, ad hominem, memes, and snark. And it warms my soul.


collider.com
 
2012-09-11 04:10:34 PM

Vlad_the_Inaner: Uchiha_Cycliste: Dibs on Locke AND Demosthenes

The SF thread is on another tab.


you're just jealous I got here first.
 
2012-09-11 04:10:38 PM
If Meow Said the Dog is appointed the WH spokesman, where should I be fitted in?

/simply curious
 
2012-09-11 04:10:54 PM

whidbey: Serious Black: clambam: We need an income-gathering device that appeals to the stupidity and greed of rich people the same way the Lottery appeals to poor people; thus, the Federal Tax Raffle. Tickets cost $10,000 each. Once a month there is a drawing and the lucky winner never has to pay Federal income taxes again. Twelve tax-free millionaires a year is a small price to pay for the untold wealth this would bring in to the Federal government

Brilliant idea, but wouldn't this violate the Fifth Amendment's equal protection clause?

There would be no Constitution. Only the FARQ. For great justice.


The other party is constantly subverting the FARQ. My party would put an end to it.
 
2012-09-11 04:11:38 PM
This once and for all removes any doubt that the comedy central folks (and likely daily show/colbert) read fark.
 
2012-09-11 04:11:54 PM
What's a filibuster then? Using the ignore feature on posters who use too many ellipses in their arguments?

//best part... forever
 
2012-09-11 04:11:58 PM
Like Bill Buckley said, we'ed all be better off being ruled by the first 500 names in the phone book....
 
2012-09-11 04:12:00 PM

HighOnCraic: But that's impossible! How will Drew maintain control without the bureaucracy?


Easy, Drew has a Death Star. And it's primary weapon is a site redesign.
 
2012-09-11 04:12:32 PM
IFarkingLoveCocaine.jpg
 
2012-09-11 04:12:44 PM

Citrate1007: I've often suspected that many Comedy Central writers steal material from fark and other internet threads.


The real sources of theivery are your typical "Morning Zoo" radio shows. If it's on Fark on Monday, it'll be discussed on one of those on Tuesday.
 
2012-09-11 04:12:52 PM
One thing is for sure, if that happen, no one would freak out because someone said the word "vagina."

/vagina
 
2012-09-11 04:13:05 PM

Kittypie070: If Meow Said the Dog is appointed the WH spokesman, where should I be fitted in?

/simply curious


MSTD's translator?
you can translate Meow to english, mewo to herpaderp and meow to um, purring and hissing.
 
2012-09-11 04:13:12 PM
j.wigflip.com
 
2012-09-11 04:13:24 PM
God I hope not.
 
2012-09-11 04:13:53 PM

coeyagi: What's a filibuster then? Using the ignore feature on posters who use too many ellipses in their arguments?

//best part... forever


i think filibuster is LP.
 
2012-09-11 04:14:08 PM

Kittypie070: If Meow Said the Dog is appointed the WH spokesman, where should I be fitted in?

/simply curious


Kittypie for Ruth Buzzi 2012
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-11 04:14:14 PM

aliendave: I bet we'd get more shiat done.


Probably
 
2012-09-11 04:15:28 PM
i.imgur.com

This is your Bible now. Deal with it.
 
2012-09-11 04:15:30 PM

Slowdog: While that would be worth $5/month, the Liters will scream "poll tax!".


Well... is this where I smug myself at least $525 richer for not going TF?
 
2012-09-11 04:15:39 PM

whidbey: StopLurkListen: Slowdog: While that would be worth $5/month, the Liters will scream "poll tax!".

TotalFARK would be renamed "The Senate" and the commoners have to stick around in Literland, aka "The House of Representatives".

And TFD would be the Secret Police.


I nominate Mike_Lowell as Press Secretary
 
2012-09-11 04:15:40 PM

meat0918: aliendave: I bet we'd get more shiat done.

Probably


We, America or We, farkers?
 
2012-09-11 04:16:38 PM
Any complaints about Weaver being Sec. of State?
 
2012-09-11 04:16:38 PM

nyseattitude: whidbey: StopLurkListen: Slowdog: While that would be worth $5/month, the Liters will scream "poll tax!".

TotalFARK would be renamed "The Senate" and the commoners have to stick around in Literland, aka "The House of Representatives".

And TFD would be the Secret Police.

I nominate Mike_Lowell as Press Secretary IRAQI FOREIGN MINISTER

 
2012-09-11 04:16:43 PM
www.tu-pc.com

I, for one, welcome our new drunken overlords.
 
2012-09-11 04:17:02 PM
F.A.R.K. Resolution 47: Maker's Mark shall be used to aid the deliberations and legislative duties of the governing body, and it's bounty and presence shall never be in doubt. And Tacos.
 
2012-09-11 04:17:39 PM

coeyagi: F.A.R.K. Resolution 47: Maker's Mark shall be used to aid the deliberations and legislative duties of the governing body, and it's bounty and presence shall never be in doubt. And Tacos.


TACOS!
 
2012-09-11 04:18:01 PM

mark12A: Like Bill Buckley said, we'ed all be better off being ruled by the first 500 names in the phone book....


You should google Buckley's "Why the South Must Prevail" for more of his disgusting views on voting issues.

/And smoke less we'ed. :-)
 
2012-09-11 04:18:14 PM

Uchiha_Cycliste: Any complaints about Weaver being Sec. of State?


As long as Sabyen91 gets to be National Security Advisor, sure
 
2012-09-11 04:18:19 PM

Parthenogenetic: I hereby nominate Grable's Daughter for the Cabinet post of Naughty Secretary of BIE


What about Studman69?
 
2012-09-11 04:18:22 PM
Enable voting?
 
2012-09-11 04:19:30 PM

Serious Black: Give GAT or Corvus to Pocket Ninja. Leave the Internet Dentist with Gary.


It would be an honor to serve. Besides I think Pocket Ninja is one of the most interesting and witty people on Fark. However I see myself more in a Carville/Rove position myself.
 
2012-09-11 04:19:38 PM

Fista-Phobia: Enable voting?


Done in 97.
 
2012-09-11 04:19:47 PM

coeyagi: F.A.R.K. Resolution 47: Maker's Mark shall be used to aid the deliberations and legislative duties of the governing body


NO! Must be Scotch.

Maker's...bah, how stupid. I demand to see your drinker's certificate, long form.
 
2012-09-11 04:19:49 PM

coeyagi: Uchiha_Cycliste: Any complaints about Weaver being Sec. of State?

As long as Sabyen91 gets to be National Security Advisor, sure


I like how things are shaping up.
 
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