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(940 WINZ)   Help Wanted: Gorilla. Must be able to dive through hoop of fire. Pay is 40,000 bananas per year. Serious inquiries only   (940winz.com) divider line 17
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2012-09-11 02:27:06 PM
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Will you STOP?
 
2012-09-11 03:00:05 PM
Looks like Subby's mom can quit her night job.
 
2012-09-11 03:03:02 PM

booztravlr: Looks like Subby's mom can quit her night job.


That's a lot of bananas, she should really invest in a vibrator, she'll save a ton of money.
 
2012-09-11 03:03:58 PM

FirstNationalBastard: [upload.wikimedia.org image 220x271]

Will you STOP?


Done in one.
 
2012-09-11 03:07:46 PM
"You're perfect then! Jumping through hoops for minimum pay, isn't that what you did when you were alive Monsoon?"

"I'm gonna stay retired and pass, Brain."
 
2012-09-11 03:21:35 PM
Must bring your own weapons, I have only done this once before?
 
2012-09-11 03:29:18 PM
What sucks is that you go into the job thinking that the bananas are a joke and they just used it instead of money to represent the "haha get it cause you'll be a gorilla" aspect.

...then you hit payday and you're getting 1500 bananas in a U-Haul and they tell you that you have to haul 'em away yourself.
 
2012-09-11 03:32:42 PM

FirstNationalBastard: [upload.wikimedia.org image 220x271]

Will you STOP?


Job Requirements:
- Must be able to literally hang from rafters.
- Toned solarplexus
 
2012-09-11 03:32:52 PM
still pays more than my job
 
2012-09-11 03:39:36 PM

Gunny Highway: FirstNationalBastard: [upload.wikimedia.org image 220x271]

Will you STOP?

Job Requirements:
- Must be able to literally hang from rafters.
- Toned solarplexus


- strong external occipital protuberance
 
2012-09-11 03:54:45 PM
"I'm not sure that I can , sir. You see, I'm not actually a gorilla. I'm just a librarian in a skin. They told me this was the best way to get a job"
 
2012-09-11 03:56:26 PM

buckeyebrain: FirstNationalBastard: [upload.wikimedia.org image 220x271]

Will you STOP?

Done in one.


Indeed
 
2012-09-11 04:33:49 PM
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"No!"
 
2012-09-11 09:56:22 PM
I was coming into this thread to post a picture of Gorilla Monsoon with the words "Will you stop" underneath it.

I really, really should have known better.
 
2012-09-11 10:05:36 PM
Paging Bobby and the Gorilla to plug the twitter, Bobby and the Gorilla to plug the twitter
 
2012-09-12 01:51:57 AM
Came for you know what and you know who.

leaving satisfied, Gino.
 
2012-09-12 07:46:55 AM

strangeguitar: buckeyebrain: FirstNationalBastard: [upload.wikimedia.org image 220x271]

Will you STOP?

Done in one.

Indeed


No, that was Funaki.
 
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