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(The Smoking Gun)   Air Force dad accused of smoking dope with sons, six and four. The six-year-old "described in detail how to utilize the bong" to investigators   (thesmokinggun.com ) divider line
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2012-09-11 01:57:30 PM  
I blame bath salts.
 
2012-09-11 02:11:26 PM  
father of the year
 
2012-09-11 02:11:52 PM  
Hey, it wasn't me, OK. So get that out of your heads already.
 
2012-09-11 02:11:55 PM  
However, the affidavit notes, DiDonna admitted to having synthetic marijuana ("Spice") in his residence.

Perhaps I'm getting old, but is it that hard to get the real stuff these days?
 
2012-09-11 02:12:57 PM  

Ed 'Too Tall' Jones: However, the affidavit notes, DiDonna admitted to having synthetic marijuana ("Spice") in his residence.

Perhaps I'm getting old, but is it that hard to get the real stuff these days?


You can buy it over the counter at the gas station in some places (the fake stuff).
 
2012-09-11 02:13:28 PM  
Is fake weed a controlled substance? I thought they were always just 1 step ahead of the law. I would think that smoking fake weed with your kids would be perfectly legal.
 
2012-09-11 02:13:50 PM  
Preconditioning for a long life of doodee.
 
2012-09-11 02:13:56 PM  
Spice, geez.... what an idiot. He'll get booted from the service with a Big Chicken Dinner, and lose custody of the kids. Hopefully, they weren't exposed too much to that crap.

Spice and Bath Salts are two sides of the same coin, Synthetic (and untested) drugs sprayed on crap materials (industrial waste or pasture clippings), demonstrated to cause severe psychosis, and potentially permanent psychosis. Making your kids smoke it? WTF?
 
2012-09-11 02:13:58 PM  
What kind of parents name their kids Six and Four?
 
2012-09-11 02:16:33 PM  

Headso: Is fake weed a controlled substance? I thought they were always just 1 step ahead of the law. I would think that smoking fake weed with your kids would be perfectly legal.


The military has explicitly banned it, due to the alarming number of coontreatable) psychotic patients being admitted to military hospitals after using these synthetics.

They just got rid of this crap in my state. Too late though. This is nasty stuff.
 
2012-09-11 02:17:31 PM  

DVDave: What kind of parents name their kids Six and Four?


Seven of nine.
 
2012-09-11 02:19:07 PM  

ha-ha-guy: Ed 'Too Tall' Jones: However, the affidavit notes, DiDonna admitted to having synthetic marijuana ("Spice") in his residence.

Perhaps I'm getting old, but is it that hard to get the real stuff these days?

You can buy it over the counter at the gas station in some places (the fake stuff).


I guess. It seems to me that, assuming you weren't rolling around some ghetto shiathole back in the day, you knew that your weed was pretty much composed of, you know, weed. With that stuff, who knows what kind of weirdo cocktail someone's cooking up in some Shanghai back alley? For all I know, it's a carefully blended cocktail of cat fur, dryer lint, and ammonium nitrate.

/ kids these days
 
2012-09-11 02:19:58 PM  

Headso: Is fake weed a controlled substance? I thought they were always just 1 step ahead of the law. I would think that smoking fake weed with your kids would be perfectly legal.


Our law was changed to include the term "all synthetic cannabinoids".
 
2012-09-11 02:20:25 PM  
I imagine this is how it is going to play out for the father...

Senator: I just, uh, want to pay tribute... to, uh, both your courage...and for your, your eloquence...and for the dignity...in which you've conducted yourself.

Gutter: Thank you, Senator. It knew it was going to be bad when I was nominated. I did not know it would be this bad.

Senator: Could you have guessed that some people...including people on this committee would dredge up stories about drug use?

Hippie 1: Wh... Wh... W- Wait a second, gentlemen of the courtroom.

[Laughing]

This guy... is Gutter, man.

Mersh: The Gut man. He comes over, man, smokes two major bong loads. He knows how to carve and everything!

Hippie: Loads the size of your head, man.

Gutter: I... I didn't exhale?

Hippies:
- Works for me! Good answer!

- Whoo!
 
2012-09-11 02:21:37 PM  
The military wasn't testing for it, early on.
 
2012-09-11 02:22:56 PM  
He just wanted to be an airborne ranger.

eightiesmovies.files.wordpress.com

(and get into Molly Ringwald's panties)
 
2012-09-11 02:24:29 PM  
"You put the bud in
You suck the smoke out.
You hold the hit in
And you pass the bong around

You do the smokey smokey
til you think you're inside out,
That's what it's all about."

-Traditional children's song
 
2012-09-11 02:24:33 PM  
You'd be surprised how quickly young children pick up and learn things like loading and horking off a bong.
 
2012-09-11 02:25:20 PM  

Ed 'Too Tall' Jones: Perhaps I'm getting old, but is it that hard to get the real stuff these days?


What I see a lot is your standard, close to middle age/middle class guy or girl that used to smoke a lot "back in the day". They haven't done it in awhile and decide "hey the kids are at your parents house let's get some pot this weekend and party like we did in college."

Problem is they don't know who to buy it from so they order this crap off the internet or the local Gas and Sip. This stuff isn't "fake weed" but something completely different with varied effects on people. (Ask the naked accountant that was standing in the neighborhood pond screaming at 2 am....awkward....)

I am sure that there will be many people that will post after me and state that they smoke this stuff everyday with no harmful effects whatsoever. Whatever, I have seen this stuff screw a lot of people up terribly.
 
2012-09-11 02:28:46 PM  

Evil Mackerel: DVDave: What kind of parents name their kids Six and Four?

Seven of nine.


Seven of Nine thread!

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What? It's not like TFA is interesting. So the guy taught his 6 year old how to use a bong. It's important to learn a trade.
 
2012-09-11 02:30:48 PM  
HOLY HELL I know that dude (not friend know, just have seen him around the base). I just left Cannon AFB/Clovis NM that place is a grade A shiathole. They should have never pulled that base out of BRAC, the base sucks, the area sucks, the weather sucks, the people suck, the hours suck the whole place is a conglomeration of suck. Couple of points about this
1: the AirForce will catch you if you do drugs, no question about it
2: Lots of people have been using drugs to get bounced out with an admin discharge, especially spice and salvia because its still legal in NM, so its not a civilian crime, its a UCMJ crime. So typically you get a admin discharge for it.

3: using that shiat is absolutely insane, military members already have a much higher occurrence of mental illness, do this shiat is like playing Russian roulette with a semi auto.
4: farking dumass
 
2012-09-11 02:33:53 PM  
He was just teaching the kids to "Aim High".
 
2012-09-11 02:35:58 PM  
An E-7 knows the rules. This guy must have either snapped and gone rogue or had other worse things going on and just needed/wanted to get kicked out of the Air Force.
I cannot imagine this was unintentional on his part.
 
2012-09-11 02:36:40 PM  
Or E-6, whatever.
 
2012-09-11 02:39:54 PM  

flyinreallyhigh: HOLY HELL I know that dude (not friend know, just have seen him around the base). I just left Cannon AFB/Clovis NM that place is a grade A shiathole. They should have never pulled that base out of BRAC, the base sucks, the area sucks, the weather sucks, the people suck, the hours suck the whole place is a conglomeration of suck.


When the wind is just right, Clovis smells like cow poop.
Only good thing about it? It's on the way to skiing in Taos or Santa Fe.
 
2012-09-11 02:43:18 PM  

DVDave: What kind of parents name their kids Six and Four?


Would like a word.......
powet.tv
 
2012-09-11 02:43:53 PM  
Dad was just showing his sons that there's more than one way to fly.
 
2012-09-11 02:44:50 PM  

Maud Dib: flyinreallyhigh: HOLY HELL I know that dude (not friend know, just have seen him around the base). I just left Cannon AFB/Clovis NM that place is a grade A shiathole. They should have never pulled that base out of BRAC, the base sucks, the area sucks, the weather sucks, the people suck, the hours suck the whole place is a conglomeration of suck.

When the wind is just right, Clovis smells like cow poop.
Only good thing about it? It's on the way to skiing in Taos or Santa Fe.


Yeah the cow shiat thing gets old very very quickly, and the goddam flies yuck. You know I always liked Sipapu much better, its smaller but not crowded and very nice, also helps they give free lift tickets to military :D
 
2012-09-11 02:49:40 PM  

HotIgneous Intruder: An E-7 knows the rules. This guy must have either snapped and gone rogue or had other worse things going on and just needed/wanted to get kicked out of the Air Force.
I cannot imagine this was unintentional on his part.


An Air Force Staff Sergeant is an E-5. The rest is valid though. He knew the rules but either didn't care or was stupid enough to think he wouldn't get caught.
 
2012-09-11 02:49:48 PM  

HotIgneous Intruder: Or E-6, whatever.


E-5.
 
2012-09-11 02:53:03 PM  

Maud Dib:

When the wind is just right, Clovis smells like cow poop.


Is "right" really the correct word?
 
2012-09-11 02:56:42 PM  

HotIgneous Intruder: An E-7 knows the rules. This guy must have either snapped and gone rogue or had other worse things going on and just needed/wanted to get kicked out of the Air Force.
I cannot imagine this was unintentional on his part.


Interesting and possibly pertinent, that the armed forces still do not test for scopolamine and other hypnotics that are used for spying, but test members only for recreational drugs...

How f'd up is that, that someone can scopolamine you, even if you have a secret/TS clearance, and the military drug testing result is OK with that?
I want it the other way around, let's test our members for the sake of our national security and their safety first, then look for recreational drugs, after we are sure no foreign operative is running a spying mission on us.


/never did "recreational drugs" in the military... except booze.
 
2012-09-11 02:56:49 PM  
Dad! Dude twist up a doober!
 
2012-09-11 02:57:17 PM  

bluenovaman: He was just teaching the kids to "Aim High".

But shot low.

 
2012-09-11 02:59:17 PM  
I kinda think I wanna try me some of them fake weeds.
 
2012-09-11 02:59:17 PM  

Wookard: Mersh: The Gut man. He comes over, man, smokes two major bong loads. He knows how to carve and everything!


Great quote, but it's 'carb' as in carburetor.
 
2012-09-11 02:59:30 PM  
media.screened.com


A 6-year-old who uses spice?
 
2012-09-11 03:01:03 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Ed 'Too Tall' Jones: Perhaps I'm getting old, but is it that hard to get the real stuff these days?

What I see a lot is your standard, close to middle age/middle class guy or girl that used to smoke a lot "back in the day". They haven't done it in awhile and decide "hey the kids are at your parents house let's get some pot this weekend and party like we did in college."

Problem is they don't know who to buy it from so they order this crap off the internet or the local Gas and Sip. This stuff isn't "fake weed" but something completely different with varied effects on people. (Ask the naked accountant that was standing in the neighborhood pond screaming at 2 am....awkward....)


I guess that makes some sense. God knows I wouldn't know where to go to score any more, and even if I did, I'm pretty sure I'd fail miserably at the "not looking like a narc" portion of the event :-/
 
2012-09-11 03:04:15 PM  

flyinreallyhigh: HOLY HELL I know that dude (not friend know, just have seen him around the base). I just left Cannon AFB/Clovis NM that place is a grade A shiathole. They should have never pulled that base out of BRAC, the base sucks, the area sucks, the weather sucks, the people suck, the hours suck the whole place is a conglomeration of suck. Couple of points about this
1: the AirForce will catch you if you do drugs, no question about it
2: Lots of people have been using drugs to get bounced out with an admin discharge, especially spice and salvia because its still legal in NM, so its not a civilian crime, its a UCMJ crime. So typically you get a admin discharge for it.
3: using that shiat is absolutely insane, military members already have a much higher occurrence of mental illness, do this shiat is like playing Russian roulette with a semi auto.
4: farking dumass


Interesting.

And, your handle is perfect for this thread :)
 
2012-09-11 03:07:30 PM  

Mad-n-FL: /never did "recreational drugs" in the military... except booze.


And LOTS of it.
 
2012-09-11 03:10:37 PM  
I learned it by watching you ok!?!?

Link
 
2012-09-11 03:11:34 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-11 03:14:33 PM  

illannoyin: I learned it by watching you ok!?!?

Link


Came here for this. Gracias.
 
Ant
2012-09-11 03:19:45 PM  
I could've described how to use a bong when I was six. I also knew how to roll a joint. My mom had this cool device that you put the paper and pot into, rolled some rollers, and voila! out popped a perfectly rolled joint!

I never smoked pot at six though, and never with my mom.
 
2012-09-11 03:22:39 PM  

Ed 'Too Tall' Jones: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Ed 'Too Tall' Jones: Perhaps I'm getting old, but is it that hard to get the real stuff these days?

What I see a lot is your standard, close to middle age/middle class guy or girl that used to smoke a lot "back in the day". They haven't done it in awhile and decide "hey the kids are at your parents house let's get some pot this weekend and party like we did in college."

Problem is they don't know who to buy it from so they order this crap off the internet or the local Gas and Sip. This stuff isn't "fake weed" but something completely different with varied effects on people. (Ask the naked accountant that was standing in the neighborhood pond screaming at 2 am....awkward....)

I guess that makes some sense. God knows I wouldn't know where to go to score any more, and even if I did, I'm pretty sure I'd fail miserably at the "not looking like a narc" portion of the event :-/


Just get in touch with the folks you used to know who did who don't have kids or who you know puffed past the age of 25-30. If you go that long with or without kids you aren't stopping unless your connection dries up or dies.
 
2012-09-11 03:22:58 PM  

Headso: Is fake weed a controlled substance? I thought they were always just 1 step ahead of the law. I would think that smoking fake weed with your kids would be perfectly legal.


It's illegal to smoke (or give) cigarettes to kids under 18 there isn't it?
 
Ant
2012-09-11 03:23:37 PM  
You know, the more I think about it, the more I see that my childhood was slightly farked up...

It seemed pretty normal at the time.
 
2012-09-11 03:30:07 PM  
I wonder what their Reddit karma score is...
 
2012-09-11 03:32:11 PM  
So I said come're little man
[Whatcha want old man]
And with his little hand
He grabbed the pipe
A lesson in buddah blessin'
Not too young
Just right
So he started blazin'
 
2012-09-11 03:32:19 PM  

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