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(Yahoo)   Morgan Freeman is alive, regardless of what those rumor-spreading people using Facebook think   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 67
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2012-09-11 11:39:57 AM  
and yet Lisa "Left Eye" Lopez is not. There is no justice. Tittie sprinkels.
 
2012-09-11 11:44:58 AM  
i338.photobucket.com 
Yep. Obviously tits up. RIP
 
2012-09-11 12:27:41 PM  
He's the current generations Abe Vigoda..
 
2012-09-11 01:28:48 PM  
The rest of this thread will now be read in Morgan Freeman's voice.

You're welcome, America.
 
2012-09-11 01:32:58 PM  

xynix: He's the current generations Abe Vigoda..


No, this is the current generation's Abe Vigoda:

profile.ak.fbcdn.net
 
2012-09-11 01:33:31 PM  
Morgan Freeman's dead? Damm!!, we've lost a lot of good actors this year.
 
2012-09-11 01:42:45 PM  
is he still dating his grand daughter? link
 
2012-09-11 01:43:05 PM  
Alive and well, with more titty sprinkles.
 
2012-09-11 01:48:19 PM  
I had a friend fall for this the other day and then spread it around. I gave her a good dumbshiatting.
 
2012-09-11 02:07:50 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: xynix: He's the current generations Abe Vigoda..

No, this is the current generation's Abe Vigoda:


i356.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-11 02:13:15 PM  

The_Sponge: Alive and well, with more titty sprinkles.


www.nobodygoeshere.com
 
2012-09-11 02:24:18 PM  
www.afchat.net

R.I.P. Gordon Freeman
 
2012-09-11 02:35:16 PM  
static.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-11 03:23:10 PM  

Demetrius: I had a friend fall for this the other day and then spread it around. I gave her a good dumbshiatting.


I had a couple of my friends fall for this, and the one about "Carlton" (Alfonso Ribeiro). I didn't call anyone out specifically, but I did put up a status update about how stupid it was to get your news from facebook.

One time I saw a friend of mine ask facebook for the score of an earlier basketball game. I did directly call him out because he asked from his goddamn smartphone.
 
2012-09-11 03:36:09 PM  
Titty Sprinkles
Titty Sprinkles
Titty Sprinkles
 
2012-09-11 03:37:12 PM  
(Those pills you keep seeing ads for, though? Yeah - they'll totally increase your size and boost your endurance.)

It's twue!!!
It's twue!!!
 
2012-09-11 03:38:22 PM  
So it looks like he is still busy living
 
2012-09-11 05:00:52 PM  

bongmiester: is he still dating his grand daughter? link


Morgan Freeman just wanted to show her where the Piggly Wiggly was.
 
2012-09-11 05:02:30 PM  
Morgan Freeman died from an assault by a penguin?
 
2012-09-11 05:05:50 PM  
Just goes to show, once again, that you can't believe that you can't believe everything you read on the internet. (Those pills you keep seeing ads for, though? Yeah - they'll totally increase your size and boost your endurance.)

Wut?
 
2012-09-11 05:06:47 PM  
I thought Palpatine killed him.
members.shaw.ca
 
2012-09-11 05:07:47 PM  
carlaspeaks.files.wordpress.com

He's been real sick. Now he's just unskin and bones.

/balls
 
2012-09-11 05:11:52 PM  
I just shorted a whole mess of titty sprinkles. How hosed am I?
 
2012-09-11 05:12:01 PM  
I got into an argument with a friend about this Sunday. He refused to believe that this and the Alfonso Ribeiro death rumor were just hoaxes even after I showed him several links that said that they were hoaxes.
 
2012-09-11 05:12:46 PM  
He needs to get on saying every word in the english language on recording. That way he can continue narrating movies after he dies, and the hologram too, I suppose.
 
2012-09-11 05:13:29 PM  
FTA: "a Facebook page announcing the 75-year-old actor's demise amassed more than 842,000 "likes.""

I didn't realize so many people would be happy that Morgan Freeman died. I always thought he was a decent guy. Was I wrong about him?
 
2012-09-11 05:15:01 PM  
Did you hear that Adam Sandler died today?!?!?!?!??! No really, he did, in a snowboarding accident!!!!!

/dumbass in class today fell for this one, people need to stop believing shiat they read on the internet...
 
2012-09-11 05:15:10 PM  
Savvy users of the Internets know that one has not perished until Wikipedia says so
 
2012-09-11 05:16:15 PM  
farm4.static.flickr.com

RIP Frank Morgan
 
2012-09-11 05:17:16 PM  

hugram: So it looks like he is still busy living


But is he rehabilitated?
 
2012-09-11 05:19:59 PM  
Morgan Freeman has said he would like to make a film adaptation of Rendezvous With Rama. He is not allowed to die until he has done so.

That is all.
 
2012-09-11 05:24:27 PM  
R.I.P. Dexter Morgan

img560.imageshack.us
 
2012-09-11 05:24:38 PM  

Morgan Freeman is alive


And that's how it went for Morgan. Some days folks said he was alive, while others swore he'd been gone for years. What everyone seemed to forget was that people can't hold a thought in their heads most times, and because of that - whether they want to or not - generally can't help but read things to themselves in my voice. You're god-damn right.
 
2012-09-11 05:26:47 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: Morgan Freeman is alive


And that's how it went for Morgan. Some days folks said he was alive, while others swore he'd been gone for years. What everyone seemed to forget was that people can't hold a thought in their heads most times, and because of that - whether they want to or not - generally can't help but read things to themselves in my voice. You're god-damn right.


And now I have to watch The Shawshank Redemption. Thanks a lot.
 
2012-09-11 05:32:28 PM  

Mytch


And now I have to watch The Shawshank Redemption. Thanks a lot.


You're very welcome. There are worse ways to spend one's time. :-)
 
2012-09-11 05:33:34 PM  
Are you sure subby?
I mean, absolutely sure?

Maybe we should send someone by his place to check on him.
 
2012-09-11 05:38:13 PM  
Those thing catch me up for as long as it takes me to turn to my wife and say, you know xxx died? At about the same time she says "facebook?" I'm coming to the realization of where I'm reading it. And my shame is complete.
 
2012-09-11 05:39:26 PM  
i.imgur.com

RIP
 
2012-09-11 05:44:12 PM  
A SECOND PLANE HAS HIT MORGAN FREEMAN!!!
 
2012-09-11 05:44:57 PM  
img850.imageshack.us

RIP
 
2012-09-11 05:48:36 PM  

NowhereMon: and yet Lisa "Left Eye" Lopez is not. There is no justice. Tittie sprinkels.


As my son was being born, like literally the moment he was being born, they announced on the TV (that was on in the room) that she had just died.

Now I'm not saying my son is the reincarnated version of her, but he did just creep out of my wife, and I didn't wear no scrubs!

/just sayin'
 
2012-09-11 05:49:21 PM  
i.imgur.com 

"I'm alive, biatches!"
 
2012-09-11 05:50:52 PM  
Get busy living, or get busy dying, or get busy pretending you're doing one or the other.

/get busy
 
2012-09-11 06:06:17 PM  

LeroyBourne: He needs to get on saying every word in the english language on recording. That way he can continue narrating movies after he dies, and the hologram too, I suppose.


That would be easy for him. . .

www.grose.us
 
2012-09-11 06:08:58 PM  

BMFPitt: R.I.P. Dexter Morgan

[img560.imageshack.us image 460x306]


If only they had killed it off before subjecting all of us to last season...
 
2012-09-11 06:17:38 PM  

umad: BMFPitt: R.I.P. Dexter Morgan

[img560.imageshack.us image 460x306]

If only they had killed it off before subjecting all of us to last season...


Last season was pretty rough. Just beating us to death with the religious bullshiat in three unrelated subplots and the bad guy was lame as hell. But I'm not giving up on the show, I'll be tuning in for next season.
 
2012-09-11 06:23:12 PM  
Must have been all those Supersized McDonald's Extra Value Meals. You're not supposed to eat those every day, you know.
 
2012-09-11 06:30:11 PM  

Dafodude: ...I didn't call anyone out specifically, but I did put up a status update about how stupid it was to get your news from facebook...


Funny, but when I saw the "RIP Morgan Freeman" posts the other day on Facebook, the first place I went to confirm things was Fark. Is that messed up or what?
 
2012-09-11 06:51:14 PM  

Boudica's War Tampon: [carlaspeaks.files.wordpress.com image 550x309]

He's been real sick. Now he's just unskin and bones.

/balls


There goes my penis!
 
2012-09-11 06:53:48 PM  

Biner: Dafodude: ...I didn't call anyone out specifically, but I did put up a status update about how stupid it was to get your news from facebook...

Funny, but when I saw the "RIP Morgan Freeman" posts the other day on Facebook, the first place I went to confirm things was Fark. Is that messed up or what?


Ha ha--my mom got this last night on her Facebook. Impossible, I said, because WE (here on Fark) hadn't known about it, and we ALWAYS know this shiat at least a day before everyone else. If it's not here...it didn't happen.

I think our minimum pre-knowledge is we had on-the-spot confirmation bin Laden was dead a couple hours before the official report. I get all my news here. And it's easier on my blood pressure.
 
2012-09-11 07:01:50 PM  

Biner: Dafodude: ...I didn't call anyone out specifically, but I did put up a status update about how stupid it was to get your news from facebook...

Funny, but when I saw the "RIP Morgan Freeman" posts the other day on Facebook, the first place I went to confirm things was Fark. Is that messed up or what?


Hell, I get all my news from Fark.

If Fark didn't report it, it didn't happen.
 
2012-09-11 07:03:38 PM  
My eulogy for Freeman will be the Shawshire Redemption:

"The first night's the toughest, no doubt about it. They march you in naked as the day you were born, without even a pocket handkerchief, and when they put you in that goblin cave... and you tumble into a crevasse as you scream for dwarves... that's when you know it's for real. A whole life blown away in the blink of an eye. Nothing left but all the time in the world to think about it. And a riddle-contest.


I'd like to say that Bilbo fought the good fight, and the goblins left him alone. But Middle-Earth ain't no fairy tale world.

In TA1601 Bilbo escaped from the wood elves prison. All they found of him was a muddy cloak, a bar of soap, and and some smutty pictures of naked Beorn. I remember thinking it would take a man six hundred years to escape with all the dwarves. Old Bilbo managed it in less than a year. Oh, Bilbo loved maps. I imagine it appealed to his meticulous nature. A moon-letter here, a rune there. Geography is the study of people and places. That's all it takes really, people, and places. That, and a big goddamn magic ring. Like I said, in prison a man will do most anything to keep his mind occupied. Turns out Bilbo's favorite hobby was stealing elvish wine, a mouthful at a time. I guess after the Necromancer was defeated, Bilbo decided he'd been here just about long enough. Biblo did like he was told, trimmed his toe hairs. The guards simply didn't notice. Neither did I... I mean, seriously, how often do you really look at a hobbit's feet? Bilbo crawled to freedom through five hundred yards of shiat smelling foulness I can't even imagine, or maybe I just don't want to. Five hundred yards... that's the length of five football fields, just shy of half a mile.


I'd like to think the last thing that went through Smaug's heart, other than Black Arrow, was how Bilbo Baggins ever got the best of him"
 
2012-09-11 07:08:21 PM  

gmikes: Savvy users of the Internets know that one has not perished until Wikipedia says so


I got fooled into submitting a link for Bob Denver, until I realized he died 6 years ago.
 
2012-09-11 07:16:21 PM  
Maybe it was Morgon Freeman?
 
2012-09-11 07:37:56 PM  

Mugato: umad: BMFPitt: R.I.P. Dexter Morgan

[img560.imageshack.us image 460x306]

If only they had killed it off before subjecting all of us to last season...

Last season was pretty rough. Just beating us to death with the religious bullshiat in three unrelated subplots and the bad guy was lame as hell. But I'm not giving up on the show, I'll be tuning in for next season.


As will I. I will not be happy if they don't turn things around though.
 
2012-09-11 07:46:11 PM  
1. If you're getting your news from Facebook you're stupid.
2. If your friends are getting their news from Facebook, you have stupid friends.

That is all.
 
2012-09-11 07:47:15 PM  
In other news, Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.
 
2012-09-11 07:50:43 PM  
 
2012-09-11 08:13:10 PM  
Oh thank god. I hope he is well enough to make another Snakes on a Plane movie.
 
2012-09-11 08:21:32 PM  
Came for The Titty Sprinkles, Leaving satisfied
 
2012-09-11 08:24:42 PM  
No mention yet of Morgan Freeman's final project before his untimely death? Come for the obituary, stay for the Fifty Shades of Grey audiobook.

Link

/yes, i did submit this with a better headline
 
2012-09-11 11:49:31 PM  
v003o.popscreen.com
 
2012-09-12 12:21:54 AM  

HighOnCraic: LeroyBourne: He needs to get on saying every word in the english language on recording. That way he can continue narrating movies after he dies, and the hologram too, I suppose.

That would be easy for him. . .

[www.grose.us image 220x252]


It took me a looooooooooooong time before I could see him as anyone but Easy Reader.
 
2012-09-12 02:53:58 AM  
He'll never die. He'll just walk back on up to His home in Heaven and chill there til He is needed to walk the earth again.
 
2012-09-12 03:16:14 AM  
 
2012-09-12 03:49:28 AM  
He's having tea with Abe Vigoda.
 
2012-09-13 10:05:13 PM  
Next they're be telling us Neil Armstrong is still alive...
 
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