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(Huffington Post)   Man swallows stolen rare gem. Police feed him laxatives to make him, er...um, give it back. The "retrieved gem" is fake. Profi...Wait what?   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 47
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2012-09-11 11:47:09 AM
Ta Da!
 
2012-09-11 11:49:03 AM
Chou Wan Swallows Diamond Revealed To Be Fake, Cops Look For Second Gem

Did they check the family jewels?
 
2012-09-11 01:10:50 PM
1) swallow fake gem
2) wait
3) swallow real gem
4) profit
 
2012-09-11 01:35:28 PM
Will he be able to shiat Gunnery Sgt Hartman some Tiffaany cufflinks?
 
2012-09-11 02:14:08 PM
So the cops waited hours for the man to pass glass?

Not a job description I'd want.
 
2012-09-11 03:14:34 PM
That's some Oceans 11 shiat right there. Makes you wonder who swallowed the real gem.
 
2012-09-11 04:25:09 PM
Well, shiat.
 
2012-09-11 04:58:50 PM
Nelson-HaHa.jpg
 
2012-09-11 05:05:56 PM
so i wonder, does that mean he can be charged as an accomplice? because if not, he and his partner pulled a sweet heist
 
2012-09-11 05:05:58 PM
professormortis.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-09-11 05:06:53 PM
Classic bait and switch move, he probably had an accomplice he passed it off to during the commotion.
 
2012-09-11 05:08:13 PM
thedarkglobe.files.wordpress.com

Plunkett approves. Or is it Macleane?
 
2012-09-11 05:08:29 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com

/obscure?
 
2012-09-11 05:09:01 PM
COLOMBO?

" and THAT, sir,.... gives me GREAT PLEASURE INDEED, Sir!!!"
 
2012-09-11 05:10:12 PM

WordsnCollision: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 600x450]

/obscure?


More like...
www.eonline.com
 
2012-09-11 05:18:32 PM
No one posted the itsafake.jpeg from star trek yet? Or did the new movie's time line negate that?
 
2012-09-11 05:18:57 PM
LordOfThePings:


Dr. Rush! No!
 
2012-09-11 05:19:15 PM
poop!
 
2012-09-11 05:20:52 PM

threadjackistan: No one posted the itsafake.jpeg from star trek yet? Or did the new movie's time line negate that?


Huh, can you retcon a meme? Let's dump looty that way.
 
2012-09-11 05:21:28 PM

WordsnCollision: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 600x450]

/obscure?


Wait, what? That movie was called The Hot Rock when I saw it.

It's really good. Check it out.
 
2012-09-11 05:25:55 PM
David Mamet couldn't think of this shiat!
 
2012-09-11 05:30:17 PM
Came for the Hot Rock reference, leaving satisfied.

Completely forgot about Slim Pickens BTW, good call there too!
 
2012-09-11 05:34:24 PM
Afghanistan banana stand.
 
2012-09-11 05:37:34 PM
spectrumculture.com
 
2012-09-11 05:42:12 PM
images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-09-11 05:43:58 PM

BronyMedic: That's some Oceans 11 shiat right there. Makes you wonder who swallowed the real gem.


Identical twin brother!
 
2012-09-11 05:46:37 PM
I guess that's one way to make change.
 
2012-09-11 06:03:15 PM

impaler: 1) swallow fake gem
2) wait
3) swallow real gem
4) profit


1) insure real gem
2) carelessly "leave out" a copy for someone to steal. Doesn't need to be an accomplice. I can let a gem stolen real quick by someone I don't know if I want. Just look for the next shady character you see, invite them over, lay it out and say "have a look there, while I turn my back, I'll be back in a few minutes". Done.
3) claim insurance
4) sell gem

Alternately:
1) swap your employer's stock with fake
2) let fake get stolen
3) sell real gem later
 
2012-09-11 06:10:03 PM

DarkPascual: [images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 640x360]

 
2012-09-11 06:19:14 PM
So, Mr. Detective...you have your choice of of probing for narcotics up a cute girls hoohaw, or you can sift thru sushi based shiat to find a piece of glass. Your call.
 
2012-09-11 06:29:21 PM

Solid Muldoon: [professormortis.files.wordpress.com image 432x288]


Came for the "1941" reference.

/"Jesus Palimino!"
 
2012-09-11 06:35:11 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-11 06:51:13 PM
That's some remarkable sleight-of-ass
 
2012-09-11 06:53:11 PM

impaler: 1) swallow fake gem
2) wait
3) swallow real gem
4) profit



i.ytimg.com

The first two were decoys, Lois! DECOYS!
 
2012-09-11 06:55:16 PM

BronyMedic: That's some Oceans 11 shiat right there. Makes you wonder who swallowed the real gem.


I would need way a lot more than the diamond was worth before I'd swallow a FAKE, knowing that the cops were going to do everything short of chainsaw surgery to get it back.
 
2012-09-11 07:26:15 PM
This is simply genius, and one hell of a take on smoke-and-mirrors.

"LOOK AT ME, IMMA SWALLOWIN YER DIAMOND!"

one week later...

"lol jk"
 
2012-09-11 07:38:31 PM
i.qkme.me
 
2012-09-11 08:38:52 PM
Do I have to do everything around here?

encrypted-tbn1.google.com

/link is hotter than young Olivia d'Abo
// j/k, nothing is hotter than young Olivia d'Abo
 
2012-09-11 09:14:29 PM
i.ytimg.com

"Cameron could do it."
 
2012-09-11 09:16:35 PM
I remember the first thread on this several days ago. It was obvious from that article that the diamond was fake to start with. There was no real one.
 
2012-09-11 09:38:07 PM
Why take chances... Shove a fire hose up this guys ass and lets see if the real gem is really in there somewhere.
 
2012-09-11 09:42:05 PM

BronyMedic: That's some Oceans 11 shiat right there. Makes you wonder who swallowed the real gem.


The owner, who has excellent insurance.
 
2012-09-12 12:42:58 AM
classic switcheroo
 
2012-09-12 01:30:46 AM

RoLleRKoaSTeR: Solid Muldoon: [professormortis.files.wordpress.com image 432x288]

Came for the "1941" reference.

/"Jesus Palimino!"


A Natzti! I knew it! Yer all in cahoots!
 
2012-09-12 03:20:03 AM

Thrakkorzog: Why take chances... Shove a fire hose up this guys ass and lets see if the real gem is really in there somewhere.


BRILLIANT! Swallow a fake diamond BEFORE the real diamond, when the police recover the fake, they let you go.

/naw, they'll probably x-ray you and see the 2 stones
 
2012-09-12 08:35:37 AM
And the real diamond thiefs walked right out of the vault dressed as SWAT members, carrying the diamond in a bag right in front of everyone...
 
2012-09-12 10:29:56 AM
So, they solved the case using the process of elimination?

/got nothin'
 
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