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(KTVZ Bend)   'Stinky' the dolphin gets frisky with divers   (ktvz.com) divider line 44
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2012-09-11 01:20:27 PM
The underwater dolphin-viewing area at Sea World is great if you're into watching animals try to rape each other. I've been down there before and the water has been festooned with great viscous ropes of Flipper jizz. Listening to the parents trying to explain it to their 5-year-olds is great, too. "I think that's the color of their wee wee, honey..."
 
2012-09-11 01:33:49 PM
Dolphins do love their rape.
 
2012-09-11 01:37:09 PM
i249.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-11 01:38:36 PM

xanadian: [i249.photobucket.com image 300x300]


There should be a new meme that is called "You gonna get Dauphin'd"
 
2012-09-11 02:26:30 PM
But was it legitimate?
 
2012-09-11 02:33:41 PM
Ooohh, Stinky!
 
2012-09-11 02:45:08 PM
"Go on...."

2.bp.blogspot.com

....and before you go all Matt Hooper on me, I realize that the dolphin isn't a fish but underwater it's all good .
 
2012-09-11 03:59:59 PM
Is it a Miami Dolphin?
 
2012-09-11 04:04:29 PM

basemetal: Is it a Miami Dolphin?


No, the dolphin was doing the raping, not the other way around
 
2012-09-11 04:42:26 PM
This seems like a good a place as any to share the video I ran across the other day.
 
2012-09-11 04:44:49 PM
Hank Hill is not amused.
 
2012-09-11 04:44:57 PM
Wow, thats a rapey fish
 
2012-09-11 04:46:19 PM
See ladies? Males of any species want teh seks.
 
2012-09-11 04:47:22 PM
Chris: Dad, what's the blowhole for?

Peter: I'll tell you what it's not for. And when I do, you'll understand why I can never go back to Sea World.
 
2012-09-11 04:47:57 PM
Let's get this out of the way.
mantiseye.com
 
2012-09-11 04:48:20 PM
When I'm snorkling in La Jolla Cove, those dammed seals come right up to you to check you out. If they decided to gnaw my 'nads off, I couldn't stop them...
 
2012-09-11 04:49:55 PM

MBooda: Let's get this out of the way.
[mantiseye.com image 640x480]


Came for this, leaving satisfied

/Not as satisfied as Brock
//One of the greatest episodes of the whole series
//HOT DOLPHIN!!!
 
2012-09-11 04:50:14 PM
www.sexshop365.co.uk

If you washed it once in a while it might be named "Stinky".
 
2012-09-11 04:50:24 PM

Nasty_McFilth: Hank Hill is not amused.


Most certainly not.
 
2012-09-11 04:52:31 PM
can turn him into a playful killer-machine

I guess if you're going to get attacked by a killing machine it may as well be a playful one.
 
2012-09-11 04:52:39 PM
Does NOT approve. 

cdn.ebaumsworld.com
 
2012-09-11 04:54:03 PM
Has it been determined yet whether Hank Hill approves?
 
2012-09-11 05:05:52 PM
martinleedham.files.wordpress.com

/ Got nothin'
 
2012-09-11 05:08:02 PM
Michael Maes has the sort sort of shiatty faux art piece website and slow slow slow I've seen in years. Utterly craptastic.

Here is the video: Warning contains dolphin penis.

Dolphin Encounter - Stinky @ Hepps, Grand Cayman, Cayman Islands
 
2012-09-11 05:11:04 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-11 05:30:02 PM
Dolphin rape's the best kind of rape.
 
2012-09-11 05:31:32 PM
Mr. Maes should think about a full 16 ounce Vaseline enema before diving with his new found friend again, just to be on the safe side. And a female condom wouldn't hurt either because I don't think Stinky will hold still while he puts a Magnum on him. Maybe it'll save him from Dolphin AIDS.
 
2012-09-11 05:34:33 PM
Before anyone here gets any bright ideas remember this:

You fark around with a dolphin, you're asking for it.
THIS!!!:

s14.postimage.org

Consider yourselves warned.
Doc! Tag 'em and bag 'em.
 
2012-09-11 05:46:22 PM

Noticeably F.A.T.: This seems like a good a place as any to share the video I ran across the other day.



That was very cool.
 
2012-09-11 05:54:30 PM
Change yo nickname to Meat instead of Stinky and you might get you some dolphin love instead of having to get all rapey with the human folk. 

/assumes Stinky will read the comments
 
2012-09-11 05:55:27 PM
I met 'stinky' or his dad back in 1999. He was already notorious around Cayman Brac for having disrupted an underwater wedding by attempting to rape the bride on her special day at the altar. He was very friendly and in a non-rapey mood when we met him, obviously escaped from some encounter show somewhere in the carribean, way too friendly to be a wild dolphin. During our long incredible encounter, one of our dive group played with a conch shell and never looked at the dolphin once. He still scares me.

/csb
//bet none of you have petted a rape-dolphin
 
2012-09-11 05:56:19 PM
Stinky: Please, jack me off, you piece of shiat, I don't have any goddamn thumbs.
 
2012-09-11 06:07:25 PM
That's pretty cool but his warning will go unheeded. I'm sure there are dive ops that claim they can take you to Stinky.

Sea Lions are really aggressive underwater. They chop on your arms, legs, head whatever.
 
2012-09-11 06:09:49 PM

Mr.Hawk: That was very cool.


Very few things online actually make me sit back and say "whoa", but that did.
 
2012-09-11 06:11:09 PM
Is it ever "legitimate" when a dolphin does it?
 
2012-09-11 06:21:32 PM
The fifth time he encountered Stinky, the cetacean turned to him and squeaked, "You're not really here for the diving, are you"?
 
2012-09-11 06:33:11 PM
Dolphin males are "spring loaded", so to speak, and being very large and powerful mammals, can potentially injure someone if they get too friendly with a horny dolphin.
 
2012-09-11 07:13:37 PM

LoneDoggie: I met 'stinky' or his dad back in 1999. He was already notorious around Cayman Brac for having disrupted an underwater wedding by attempting to rape the bride on her special day at the altar. He was very friendly and in a non-rapey mood when we met him, obviously escaped from some encounter show somewhere in the carribean, way too friendly to be a wild dolphin. During our long incredible encounter, one of our dive group played with a conch shell and never looked at the dolphin once. He still scares me.

/csb
//bet none of you have petted a rape-dolphin


That show must have had some pretty piss-poor conditions to result in a dolphin that's sexually attracted to humans.
 
2012-09-11 08:53:21 PM
 
2012-09-11 10:05:54 PM
Bestiality: Wrong - no matter what species you are.
 
2012-09-11 10:30:10 PM
i.imgur.com

What 'Stinky' may or may not look like.
 
2012-09-11 10:34:36 PM
 
2012-09-12 10:23:09 AM

dahmers love zombie: great viscous ropes of Flipper jizz


If I ever start a band, I'm naming it "Flipper Jizz", and our first album will be "Great Viscous Ropes"...
 
2012-09-12 01:38:46 PM

RobSeace: dahmers love zombie: great viscous ropes of Flipper jizz

If I ever start a band, I'm naming it "Flipper Jizz", and our first album will be "Great Viscous Ropes"...


That would be a tribute band to "The Seminal Fluids".
 
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