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(Sun Sentinel)   Deputies find 96 pills stashed in woman's secret vault during strip search   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 45
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2012-09-11 09:55:23 AM
Sounds like they're all fish oil pills now.
 
2012-09-11 10:25:52 AM
Well she certainly puts the "C" in CVS. Along with the "V" and "S" too I guess.
 
2012-09-11 10:59:12 AM
Did she cry cry cry?
 
2012-09-11 11:23:55 AM
While the morphine I could see a junkie trying to smuggle in prison, the carisoprodol and tramadol? Really?

/never understood the joy in a soma coma
 
2012-09-11 12:11:09 PM
They'll now be marketed as oxycoontin.
 
2012-09-11 12:11:56 PM
Pillbox?
 
2012-09-11 12:13:09 PM
So, did they snatch 'em up?
 
2012-09-11 12:14:40 PM
Did they snatch them from her?
 
2012-09-11 12:14:49 PM
va jay jay!
 
2012-09-11 12:15:32 PM
Put a bullet in this stupid twunt's head....she's been booked into this same jail 8 farking times and I'd bet many more times at various others around the world....end her and save everybody a lot of time, misery and money.
 
2012-09-11 12:15:45 PM
trying to smuggle drugs into jail? pussy
 
2012-09-11 12:16:07 PM

MAYORBOB: They'll now be marketed as oxycoontin.


Snatched that pun right out of the box, didn't 'cha Bob?
 
2012-09-11 12:16:14 PM

chappy62: So, did they snatch 'em up?


20 seconds
 
2012-09-11 12:17:13 PM
one kegel the wrong way and she would have been ajax girl from Up in Smoke
 
2012-09-11 12:17:47 PM
Secret vault? I'm pretty sure we all know about THAT vault.
 
2012-09-11 12:21:55 PM
Repeat Note To Self: Don't submit stories to Fark when they are too new.
 
2012-09-11 12:34:07 PM
She has found her special purpose.
 
2012-09-11 12:37:18 PM
There actually was 100 but the white guy couldn't quite measure up to get that last four.

/one stereotype that never gets complained about so it is okay and in no way racist, unless you are Asian... then you should feel like their woman.. empty inside.
 
2012-09-11 12:39:08 PM
THAT'S NOT HOW BIRTH CONTROL PILLS WORK!
 
2012-09-11 12:41:33 PM
It's a box.A box she keeps her pills in!
 
2012-09-11 12:42:52 PM
It's nature's pocket.
 
2012-09-11 12:45:36 PM

Calmamity: Did she cry cry cry?


Wonder who else got this one... I thought of this as soon as I read the headline.
 
2012-09-11 12:46:52 PM
Just give her Peach Schnapps and she'll open that vault right up.
 
2012-09-11 12:49:49 PM
I told her not to leave the drugs in the hallway . . .
 
2012-09-11 12:52:58 PM
I wonder if there is some kind of procedure for this... or do they inspect the vagina of every woman during intake? And yes, for your average Farker... the headline does in fact allude to a woman's vagina. You can see a picture of one on Wikipedia.
 
2012-09-11 12:56:41 PM

karmaceutical: the headline does in fact allude to a woman's vagina. You can see a picture of one on Wikipedia millions of places on the intertubes.



FTFY
 
2012-09-11 12:58:47 PM

bim1154: Calmamity: Did she cry cry cry?

Wonder who else got this one... I thought of this as soon as I read the headline.


*raises hand*
 
2012-09-11 01:00:25 PM
Prison Wallet. She has one.
 
2012-09-11 01:03:42 PM
96 wow, when the officer found them she said "Look what I found" & her coworker said quit repeating your self.....
 
2012-09-11 01:20:48 PM
I like Tramadol. I like vagina. I like this woman.
 
2012-09-11 01:47:44 PM
96 pills? So 69 pills if they searched her upside down?

/got nothing
 
2012-09-11 02:06:25 PM
Maybe if they check her ass chute they will find the prescription, or at least an ingraved invitation to a party.
 
2012-09-11 02:16:27 PM
didn't she sound like castanets walking down the hall?
 
2012-09-11 02:26:50 PM

WTP 2: didn't she sound like castanets walking down the hall?


Kinda like when Elaine Benes gave the guy a thing of Tic Tacs so she could hear him coming.
 
2012-09-11 02:33:27 PM
I wonder where she was busted.

I'm guessing in a car.
 
2012-09-11 02:52:11 PM
It sounds like some butt secks is the best bet.
 
2012-09-11 03:47:08 PM

Langdon Alger: one kegel the wrong way and she would have been ajax girl from Up in Smoke


Where do I send the bill for 2 keyboards and 3 monitors.


/Nice job!!!!
 
2012-09-11 04:20:17 PM
There were 87 Advil in the bottle now there's 30 left
I ate 47 so what happened to the other 10?
 
2012-09-11 04:26:31 PM
"Her trainer has told me that she's taken antibolic steroids, Novacaine, Nyquil, Darvon, and some sort of fish paralyzer. Also, I believe she's had a few cocktails within the last hour or so."
 
2012-09-11 04:31:29 PM
p-a-s-s-w-o-r-d
 
2012-09-11 05:48:42 PM
So basically, this lady was expecting to get strip searched that day.
 
2012-09-11 06:28:16 PM
 
2012-09-11 06:29:29 PM
Oh. Nevermind. Ilthaut beat me to it.
 
2012-09-11 07:15:49 PM
If they woulda found the keys, they coulda driven the pills outta there.
 
2012-09-11 10:40:02 PM

karmaceutical: I wonder if there is some kind of procedure for this... or do they inspect the vagina of every woman during intake? And yes, for your average Farker... the headline does in fact allude to a woman's vagina. You can see a picture of one on Wikipedia.


Or you can see a gazillion pictuires of them with GIS and Safe Search set to "OFF". (obviously NSFW)
 
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