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2012-09-11 10:57:08 AM  
Capitalism at its finest.
 
2012-09-11 11:00:14 AM  
They were tipped of by the increased numbers of insanely clean rental cars arriving at the airport.
 
2012-09-11 11:00:25 AM  
If that's what a Malaysian prostitute may look like count me in.
 
2012-09-11 11:00:47 AM  
Can you run the hooker through the wash first to clean her up a bit?
 
2012-09-11 11:01:15 AM  
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I'm OK with this.
 
2012-09-11 11:01:47 AM  
Talk about getting your card punched.......
 
2012-09-11 11:01:50 AM  
I've seen this movie...
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...and the sequel, too...
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American cinema at it's finest.
 
2012-09-11 11:01:58 AM  
Good thing Walmart doesn't have a customer loyalty card like this...
 
2012-09-11 11:02:45 AM  
Headline:

Car wash in Malaysia offers free sex after nine car washes


FTFA:

"To get the extra 'offer' customers must send their cars for washing nine times within a certain period. The tenth car wash will entitle them to free sex," Fadhil said


Good job, subliteratemitter.


Yes, 10 is after 9. Not the point here.
 
2012-09-11 11:03:42 AM  
You know this kicks the shiat out of my Dunkin Donuts 'Buy 9 Medium Drinks Get The 10th Free' card.

GODDAMMITSOMUCH
 
2012-09-11 11:04:18 AM  
Is this going to be a sexy car wash thread?
 
2012-09-11 11:07:44 AM  
why wasnt i told earlier about this?
my car is really dirty.
 
2012-09-11 11:08:04 AM  
So in other words, a complimentary undercarriage srubbing on the tenth visit?
 
2012-09-11 11:08:41 AM  

Cymbal: So in other words, a complimentary undercarriage scrubbing on the tenth visit?


FTFM
 
2012-09-11 11:08:53 AM  

Full Blown Jimbo: Is this going to be a sexy car wash thread?


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It is now!!!
 
2012-09-11 11:09:04 AM  

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...and the sequel, too...
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American cinema at it's finest.


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2012-09-11 11:09:24 AM  
"I'll take the Deluxe Wax Option, as well. The girl'll be waxed, too, right?"
 
2012-09-11 11:09:29 AM  
The law is pretty medieval in Malaysia, especially with vice crimes. Sucks to be those folks.
 
2012-09-11 11:10:17 AM  

Englebert Slaptyback: Headline:

Car wash in Malaysia offers free sex after nine car washes


FTFA:

"To get the extra 'offer' customers must send their cars for washing nine times within a certain period. The tenth car wash will entitle them to free sex," Fadhil said


Good job, subliteratemitter.


Yes, 10 is after 9. Not the point here.


they probably just required so many car washes to help their money laundering program. genius, keep the client of your illegal services actively involved in the laundering of your dirty money.

/ car washes are moderately good money laundering operations. usually requires someone to monitor water bills against income to find money laundering. a lot harder than watching a bar or restaurant have miracle incomes.
 
2012-09-11 11:10:25 AM  
They must have read last week's 'Funbag' on Deadspin.
 
2012-09-11 11:11:04 AM  
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2012-09-11 11:14:23 AM  
*Reserves plane ticket, Hotel, and 27 rental cars in Malaysia*

What? I was already schedulled for this trip.........sorta........kinda........

Not really.
 
2012-09-11 11:14:45 AM  
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Go ahead. GIS Slave Leia car wash.
 
2012-09-11 11:15:35 AM  
Only in Malaysia in vietnam its all men that do the washing of cars /

/ Oh wait Im getting it ....
 
2012-09-11 11:15:50 AM  
More like free STD
 
2012-09-11 11:15:53 AM  
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2012-09-11 11:16:30 AM  

Zarquon's Flat Tire: If that's what a Malaysian prostitute may look like count me in.


This ^^^
/I'd have the cleanest farkin' car in Malaysia
 
2012-09-11 11:17:30 AM  
Some loyalty cards let you rack up points, but one business in Malaysia allegedly offered its customers something they could really use: free sex after nine car washes. let you point up racks.
 
2012-09-11 11:17:51 AM  
How much extra is a rim job?
 
2012-09-11 11:19:04 AM  
But I want it now!

/thread: full speed ahead
 
2012-09-11 11:20:29 AM  
and another bookmark
 
2012-09-11 11:20:49 AM  
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2012-09-11 11:22:58 AM  
FTFA: Nine Vietnamese women, aged 18 to 28, were arrested on suspicion of prostitution.

Article fails due to absence of young Asian prostitute mugshots.
 
2012-09-11 11:24:22 AM  
Damn and I was up to my 8th...
 
2012-09-11 11:26:00 AM  
So I guess sucking the chrome off a trailer hitch isn't really a euphemism.
 
2012-09-11 11:26:54 AM  
What great timing. I was just thinking that my car could use a good 18 or so washings.
 
2012-09-11 11:26:57 AM  
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2012-09-11 11:28:39 AM  
I may need to get my car washed

Where is Malaysia again
 
2012-09-11 11:29:01 AM  
Oh how I miss Malaysia...and Singapore...and Thailand. It's like an adult Disneyland over there (providing you're a free, white male with cash).
 
2012-09-11 11:29:07 AM  

maliklockett: I may need to get my car washed

Where is Malaysia again


Wales
 
2012-09-11 11:33:12 AM  
Pff, being a hookers is hpw the pros do it.

They pay YOU to have sex.
 
2012-09-11 11:33:29 AM  
Drive with hand at the ten o'clock position, sir.
 
2012-09-11 11:34:01 AM  

Witchyman: maliklockett: I may need to get my car washed

Where is Malaysia again

Wales


And THAT, sir, is a win...
 
2012-09-11 11:34:39 AM  
So I may just be ignorant on how prostitution laws work, especially in Malaysia, but is it technically prostitution if they are paying for the car washes they actually get, and not paying extra for the sex?

How is that any different from hooking up with a bartender after paying them all night for drinks?
 
2012-09-11 11:36:30 AM  
any woman who trades sex for a fraction of a few car washes must be the worst looking prostitute on earth.
 
2012-09-11 11:37:10 AM  
Forget the car, they can wash me!
 
2012-09-11 11:40:01 AM  
This is an incentive program I could really get behind.
 
2012-09-11 11:44:20 AM  
Do they offer to clean the invariable herpes/syph/aids afterwards? Cause they can't, you know.
 
2012-09-11 11:45:41 AM  
Poor technique. Without a proper prewash to remove grit and grease, they're going to spiderweb the paint and cause lasting fine scratches.

I'm sorry, but sexy girls in bikinis do a TERRIBLE job of washing cars, and often do more harm than good.

Here, I'll wash the car. You just spray your tits with the hose and gyrate your hips around for a while.
 
2012-09-11 11:47:39 AM  
I blame the internet for the fact that my first thought on reading the article was to wonder what it would be like to get a free tug-job from a Vietnamese car wash hooker with a bad case of prune hands...
 
2012-09-11 11:56:05 AM  
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2012-09-11 12:05:33 PM  

Zarquon's Flat Tire: If that's what a Malaysian prostitute may look like count me in.


Not quite.

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Grrrrowww-woof!
 
2012-09-11 12:06:57 PM  
So, did anyone else notice the related articles on the left of the page? The one about the 450 pound man with a 100 pound scrotum that he carries around "covered in a hoodie and resting on a pillow topped milk crate"? Was that just me?
 
2012-09-11 12:07:43 PM  
maybe they were trying to raise $50,000 to save the gym
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2012-09-11 12:12:21 PM  
"To get the extra 'offer' customers must send their cars for washing nine times within a certain period. The tenth car wash will entitle them to free sex," Fadhil said, which would usually cost between 130 and 180

Malaysian ringgit (about $40-56).


so 360.00 - 504.00 for 9 car washes and sex w a Malaysian whore? That seems a bit steep to me.

How about 10.00 per wash and I spend the left over 270- 414.00 and get my self something "cleaner"?
 
2012-09-11 12:13:11 PM  

utsagrad123: So I may just be ignorant on how prostitution laws work, especially in Malaysia, but is it technically prostitution if they are paying for the car washes they actually get, and not paying extra for the sex?

How is that any different from hooking up with a bartender after paying them all night for drinks?


t really depends on if he advertises the sex before buying drinks. Otherwise, it's just gay.
 
2012-09-11 12:17:52 PM  

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2012-09-11 12:21:21 PM  
Hmmmm, my car is pretty dirty. I may have to get it washed 9 times today.
 
2012-09-11 12:22:39 PM  
"Darn...they missed a spot."
"Oops...this spot didn't come out."
"Nuts...I can still see a scuff mark."
"Nah...still a bug stuck here."
"Eh...the windshield has streak marks on it."
"I can still see a speck of bird poop down here."
"Back bumper still dusty."
"Fingerprints still on the door handles."
"The top still has speck marks on it."
"Headlight covers still a bit foggy."

PERFECT!! Now, where do I go to get laid??
 
2012-09-11 12:23:41 PM  

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Thanks Cymbal! Now I have to spend the work day with one of these:

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2012-09-11 12:26:56 PM  
I gotta get out more.
 
2012-09-11 12:33:10 PM  
Sir, will that be: (a) brushless; (b) toothless; (c) a hand job; or (d) all of the above?
 
2012-09-11 12:37:42 PM  
I guess now we know why (and where) that wax company ran the car through 52 car washes.
 
2012-09-11 12:46:29 PM  
Any idea how common car allowances are in Malaysia among business men...might this be a way to use corporate money, analogous to earning points on business credit card?
 
2012-09-11 12:49:56 PM  

pagstuff: Any idea how common car allowances are in Malaysia among business men...might this be a way to use corporate money, analogous to earning points on business credit card?


I don't know, but those tokens I have in my center console just became a shiat ton more valuable.
 
2012-09-11 12:52:35 PM  
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2012-09-11 12:57:05 PM  
Best business idea ever. Now to convince the wife the car needed washed 3 times a day, every day this week.
 
2012-09-11 01:13:25 PM  

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You magnificent bastard.
 
2012-09-11 01:31:58 PM  
As the old saying goes. "A clean car it a sign of a filthy mind".
 
2012-09-11 01:38:51 PM  
Malaysia, home to the cleanest cars ever
 
2012-09-11 01:45:03 PM  
Guy across the street, with his "toss a bucket of mud on your car for $10" business is making a fortune!!!
 
2012-09-11 03:18:00 PM  

Witchyman: maliklockett: I may need to get my car washed

Where is Malaysia again

Wales


So what part of Scotland do you girls come from?

Wales, thank you!

Sorry,what part of Scotland do you whales come from?

(POW!)
 
2012-09-11 04:34:27 PM  
Guy across the street, with his "toss a bucket of mud on your car for $10" business is making a fortune!!!

Pure awesome.
 
2012-09-11 06:01:07 PM  
How is it we've gone this far in a 'sexy carwash thread' and not have had Liv Tyler's fine ass self shown?

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2012-09-11 06:26:26 PM  

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2012-09-11 07:05:25 PM  
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2012-09-11 09:11:39 PM  
Police say they busted the car wash near Kuala Lumpur last week after discovering it had a partnership with a massage parlour, the Malay Mail reports

I've seen things, I've seen them with my eyes
I've seen things, they're often in disguise

Like
carrots
handbags
cheese

toilets
Russians
planets
hamsters

weddings
poets
Stalin
Kuala Lumpur

pygmies
budgies
Kuala Lumpur
 
2012-09-11 09:41:15 PM  
Damn, my car wash only gives a free air freshener with with the tenth wash. Now, I am as big a fan as anyone else of a fresh pine scent, but this is promotion makes me wax rhapsodic.

Anyone recognize this car washing fanny?

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2012-09-11 09:53:27 PM  
I hate stories that don't have a happy ending.
 
2012-09-11 10:06:53 PM  
If I washed my wife's car once, I'd get free sex.
 
2012-09-12 12:46:21 AM  
My wife got her car washed last week and she got the free sex after just one wash.

Can't believe I'm the Weeners this.
 
2012-09-12 02:09:37 AM  
Cool Hand Luke, FTW!
 
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