Capitalism at its finest.

If that's what a Malaysian prostitute may look like count me in.

I'm OK with this.

Talk about getting your card punched.......

Headline:

Car wash in Malaysia offers free sex after nine car washes


FTFA:

"To get the extra 'offer' customers must send their cars for washing nine times within a certain period. The tenth car wash will entitle them to free sex," Fadhil said


Good job, subliteratemitter.


Yes, 10 is after 9. Not the point here.

You know this kicks the shiat out of my Dunkin Donuts 'Buy 9 Medium Drinks Get The 10th Free' card.

GODDAMMITSOMUCH

Is this going to be a sexy car wash thread?

why wasnt i told earlier about this?
my car is really dirty.

So in other words, a complimentary undercarriage srubbing on the tenth visit?

Cymbal: So in other words, a complimentary undercarriage scrubbing on the tenth visit?

FTFM

Full Blown Jimbo: Is this going to be a sexy car wash thread?



It is now!!!

"I'll take the Deluxe Wax Option, as well. The girl'll be waxed, too, right?"

Englebert Slaptyback: Headline:

Car wash in Malaysia offers free sex after nine car washes


FTFA:

"To get the extra 'offer' customers must send their cars for washing nine times within a certain period. The tenth car wash will entitle them to free sex," Fadhil said


Good job, subliteratemitter.


Yes, 10 is after 9. Not the point here.

they probably just required so many car washes to help their money laundering program. genius, keep the client of your illegal services actively involved in the laundering of your dirty money.

/ car washes are moderately good money laundering operations. usually requires someone to monitor water bills against income to find money laundering. a lot harder than watching a bar or restaurant have miracle incomes.

They must have read last week's 'Funbag' on Deadspin.

*Reserves plane ticket, Hotel, and 27 rental cars in Malaysia*

What? I was already schedulled for this trip.........sorta........kinda........

Not really.

Go ahead. GIS Slave Leia car wash.

Only in Malaysia in vietnam its all men that do the washing of cars /

/ Oh wait Im getting it ....

Zarquon's Flat Tire: If that's what a Malaysian prostitute may look like count me in.

This ^^^
/I'd have the cleanest farkin' car in Malaysia

Some loyalty cards let you rack up points, but one business in Malaysia allegedly offered its customers something they could really use: free sex after nine car washes. let you point up racks.

How much extra is a rim job?

and another bookmark

FTFA: Nine Vietnamese women, aged 18 to 28, were arrested on suspicion of prostitution.

Article fails due to absence of young Asian prostitute mugshots.

Damn and I was up to my 8th...

So I guess sucking the chrome off a trailer hitch isn't really a euphemism.

I may need to get my car washed

Where is Malaysia again

Oh how I miss Malaysia...and Singapore...and Thailand. It's like an adult Disneyland over there (providing you're a free, white male with cash).

maliklockett: I may need to get my car washed

Where is Malaysia again

Wales

Pff, being a hookers is hpw the pros do it.

They pay YOU to have sex.

Drive with hand at the ten o'clock position, sir.

Witchyman: maliklockett: I may need to get my car washed

Where is Malaysia again

Wales

And THAT, sir, is a win...

any woman who trades sex for a fraction of a few car washes must be the worst looking prostitute on earth.

This is an incentive program I could really get behind.

I blame the internet for the fact that my first thought on reading the article was to wonder what it would be like to get a free tug-job from a Vietnamese car wash hooker with a bad case of prune hands...