He needs the "butthurt.jpg" report form

Oh, well played subby!

/ needs new keyboard
// ok, maybe just wash it off

Found it!

Will he have a love affair with an ice cream sandwich?

Rape is hilarious.

man, I'm sure glad that we in civilized society settled on rape as the acceptable punishment for everything. makes it all so much easier.

could just be me, but this seems woefully underprosecuted. I don't have all (or many) of the facts, but was there anything about paying restitution to restore/replace the 72,000 affected PCs?

2 1/2 years, plus 3 years of having to have mom sit next to you while you're on the computer doesn't seem like much of a sentence what happened.

ozzalot: What are you guys talking about butt hurt?? He's going to be hero in jail. Taking over 72,000 computers, making money selling the computer access, and only getting 30 months in jail?? He's going to have bright future. The probation period is nothing, I'm sure he can find a way to get computer access around that.

Let me do the math for you. He 'earned' $200 for every month he will be in jail. I don't think that will make him a hero. And, being an ITG myself, I would love to get my hands on one of those people. Back in the day when I did desktop support I spent countless hours removing viruses for dipshiats that put their company lapotps on home networks and disabled the AV software "because it slows me down". The only other type of criminal that I find more offensive is those doobie smoking pot heads. Man, if they'd put all them in jail I'd sleep better at night. Ooops, I gotta go. My hookah is clogged.

SuperT: man, I'm sure glad that we in civilized society settled on rape as the acceptable punishment for everything. makes it all so much easier.

Holocaust Agnostic: Rape is hilarious.

Yeah, that's what I came here to say. I can't believe that some people believe that every criminal deserves to have his pooper deflowered.

hahahahahaha rape

Then he'll get out and land a nice six figure job with the NSA or something.

The men don't know but the little girls understand.

/yeah

Did anyone mention that rape is funny?

Schichtel received $1,500 (£939) for handing over control to an unnamed customer.

For some reason that sounds low. I don't know shiat about bot nets though.

He shouldn't be raped.

He should be boiled in oil.

Holocaust Agnostic: Rape is hilarious.

Depends on who is making the joke. If its a democrat then it is funny. If it is a republican then you have to fill out the butthurt/double standard form

I blame him for spam.

I blame the dumb farks who fall for these scams even more.

I would rather not know where subby keeps his "goods", then.

Something tells me that term is- at the very least- disingenuous, and at worst, fraudulent.

In before the people whining about rape...


/glances up... shiat. too late.

Billygoat Gruff: Holocaust Agnostic: Rape is hilarious.

Depends on who is making the joke.

Not to mention whether or not said rape is legitimate.

Harry Freakstorm: So, let me guess. All these 'hacked' computers were Win XP. Probably had the Auto Update switched off. The owners logged in automatically as Root/Admin and belonged to the default Workgroup. Antivirus was never updated or installed. They probably had a couple of toolbars installed because 'the nice program suggested it". No Service Pack 3 (most XP installs start at SP 2) and no firewall (M$ has a nice free one for XP).

Anything else? dows.

FTFY

probesport: Harry Freakstorm: So, let me guess. All these 'hacked' computers were Win XP. Probably had the Auto Update switched off. The owners logged in automatically as Root/Admin and belonged to the default Workgroup. Antivirus was never updated or installed. They probably had a couple of toolbars installed because 'the nice program suggested it". No Service Pack 3 (most XP installs start at SP 2) and no firewall (M$ has a nice free one for XP).

Anything else? dows.

FTFY

I tried hacking a window once...

Skraeling: In before the people whining about rape...

It's not funny. It never is. Especially prison rape.

/Yeah, yeah, "Welcome to Fark".
//It still isn't funny.

geoduck42: Skraeling: In before the people whining about rape...

It's not funny. It never is. Especially prison rape.

/Yeah, yeah, "Welcome to Fark".
//It still isn't funny.

Yeah but we aren't talking about legitimate rape so it's funny again.

Prison rape is just hilarious.

probesport: geoduck42: Skraeling: In before the people whining about rape...

It's not funny. It never is. Especially prison rape.

/Yeah, yeah, "Welcome to Fark".
//It still isn't funny.

Yeah but we aren't talking about legitimate rape so it's funny again.

I lack a Legitimately Funny button to rate this comment. You'll have to settle for a half-ass job.

I am glad they caught this guy and prosecuted him successfully. His kind of behavior is why we can't have nice things.

MJK would like a word with all of you.

Prison rape can be funny.

As long as it's not ya know, Rape Rape.

/That shiat ain't funny
//Unless a clown is involved. Then it can be funny.

30 whole months, how harsh.

boaris_grozny: could just be me, but this seems woefully underprosecuted. I don't have all (or many) of the facts, but was there anything about paying restitution to restore/replace the 72,000 affected PCs?

2 1/2 years, plus 3 years of having to have mom sit next to you while you're on the computer doesn't seem like much of a sentence what happened.


And the previous case against him and four others fell apart when prosecutors missed a deadline.

Righhhhht.

What a get out of jail free card may look like:

Prison rape is funny, because it's so trivially avoided...As in, don't do shiat that gets you sent to prison, and your poop chute will remain unviolated.

For some reason Subby when I read your headline all I could hear in my mind was the drone of the wind from the second aliens movie.

Now he's gonna have to change his name to "Crash Override".

Is Unsavory Characters a subset of ASCII?

Knows about back doors.

MR POTATO HEAD!

LordOfThePings: Is Unsavory Characters a subset of ASCII?

(|) ¶:

I clicked this thread just for the butthurt about prison rape.

Billygoat Gruff: Holocaust Agnostic: Rape is hilarious.

Depends on who is making the joke. If its a democrat then it is funny. If it is a republican then you have to fill out the butthurt/double standard form

weaksauce

geoduck42: Skraeling: In before the people whining about rape...

It's not funny. It never is. Especially prison rape.

/Yeah, yeah, "Welcome to Fark".
//It still isn't funny.

what if it's a clown getting raped?


far be it from me to say anything is "never funny" but this tired old joke sure ain't

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Prison rape is funny, because it's so trivially avoided...As in, don't do shiat that gets you sent to prison, and your poop chute will remain unviolated.

that's tard logic

gja: I hope he is sold from inmate-to-inmate and made to lick their backsides clean after they are done on the loo.
He needs to be made to feel used/abused and servile to all those around him. Like an object with little worth.

His actions and decisions caused his current predicament, I have NO sympathy whatsoever, nor should anyone else.
His deliberate and premeditated actions resulted in this. GOOD. Fark him.

/and i didn't even suggest rape
//and they should attach his salary for the rest of his life, even if only as a token to remind him

amusing considering the "i love god" quote in your profile...

Anal rape is funny!