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(NBC News)   Despite developing the ability to travel faster than the speed of light, aliens continue to exhibit incredibly poor driving skills   (cosmiclog.nbcnews.com) divider line 21
    More: Unlikely, speed of light, Cosmic Log, cloud tops, giant planets, bright spot, Planetary Science, Alan Boyle, dwarf planets  
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2012-09-11 10:17:03 AM
Yeah, well...

ingridrichter.org
 
2012-09-11 10:22:46 AM
Nyborg will get you every time.
Why do you think they call it nyborg, anyway?
 
2012-09-11 12:35:38 PM
Travel faster than light - check
See faster than light - Well, we haven't worked out all the bugs yet.
 
2012-09-11 12:35:50 PM
FTFH: "aliens continue to exhibit incredibly poor driving skills"

Begs to differ...

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-09-11 12:36:56 PM
Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't a nearby gas gaint one condition of finding a goldilocks planet?
 
2012-09-11 12:40:37 PM

StoneColdAtheist: FTFH: "aliens continue to exhibit incredibly poor driving skills"

Begs to differ...

[upload.wikimedia.org image 207x325]


Uranus: Stop.
Neptune: Go.
Jupiter: Go very fast.
 
2012-09-11 12:43:06 PM
 
2012-09-11 12:54:00 PM
Sheesh. Another article about this that mentions "saving Earth" without even the slightest bit of math that would place the object (if there was one) anywhere near our orbit, much less our actual physical location.

Yawn.
 
2012-09-11 12:55:55 PM

carrion_luggage: StoneColdAtheist: FTFH: "aliens continue to exhibit incredibly poor driving skills"

Begs to differ...

[upload.wikimedia.org image 207x325]

Uranus: Stop.
Neptune: Go.
Jupiter: Go very fast.


Laughs...
 
2012-09-11 01:33:28 PM
I like Jupiter.
 
2012-09-11 01:34:19 PM
i.huffpost.com

"It's a miss..."
 
2012-09-11 01:40:33 PM
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2012-09-11 01:42:49 PM
You've managed to hit every other planet, but like a poor marksman, you keep missing the target!
 
2012-09-11 02:05:10 PM
cdn.movieclips.com

I haven't watched it in over a decade, but IIRC the Coneheads were driving instructors on earth.

I was anti-ballistic missiles they couldn't handle.
 
2012-09-11 02:27:20 PM
Please DO NOT FLUSH the toilet while traveling at relativistic velocities. 

/Stupid UFOs with drop chute toilets.
 
2012-09-11 02:56:39 PM
I'd have gone with an "Al-Qaida hijacks space probe, crashes it into Jupiter" headline myself.
 
2012-09-11 03:09:49 PM

dittybopper: You've managed to hit every other planet, but like a poor marksman, you keep missing the target!


Meanwhile, deep in the Arachnid Zone the Bugs are readying a devastating attack on Earth.

mobileinfantry.free.fr
 
2012-09-11 05:36:01 PM
Damn idiots thought the warp jump point was on the opposite side of Jupiter.
 
2012-09-12 04:01:45 AM

viscountalpha: Damn idiots thought the warp jump point was on the opposite side of Jupiter.


Nah, the warp drive gives you magical fly-through-everything powers. That is, until you come out of warp right next to a titan and bump it to kingdom-come.
 
2012-09-12 07:57:37 PM
viscountalpha: Damn idiots thought the warp jump point was on the opposite side of Jupiter.

GranoblasticMan: Nah, the warp drive gives you magical fly-through-everything powers. That is, until you come out of warp right next to a titan and bump it to kingdom-come.


Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, boy!
 
2012-09-12 11:52:34 PM

ciberido: viscountalpha: Damn idiots thought the warp jump point was on the opposite side of Jupiter.

GranoblasticMan: Nah, the warp drive gives you magical fly-through-everything powers. That is, until you come out of warp right next to a titan and bump it to kingdom-come.

Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, boy!


flying right through a star or bouncing too close to a supernova ends your trip real quick.

/precise calculations. do them
 
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