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(Fox News)   Al Qaeda regional branch's #2 man killed in airstrike. Wait, Al Qaeda has regional branches now? Sounds like NBC has figured out a way to shake up The Office franchise   (foxnews.com) divider line 33
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2012-09-11 10:53:53 AM  
There Obama goes again, being soft on terrorists.
 
2012-09-11 11:01:05 AM  
If a drone strike accidentally took out the showrunners and writers from last season's "The Office" I don't think there'd be much of an outcry.
 
2012-09-11 11:01:26 AM  
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I think I might like my virgins to be not-so-virginy. At least some of them, you know? Like maybe 10 of them know how to give a proper handy, 20 of them have been to second base, something like that. It's paradise, I don't really want to have to do all the work.
 
2012-09-11 11:03:28 AM  

Spanky_McFarksalot: There Obama goes again, being soft on terrorists.


Apologizing for America.
 
2012-09-11 11:04:10 AM  
Wait, Al Qaeda has regional branches now?

I wonder how much the franchise fee is?
 
2012-09-11 11:06:09 AM  

Sin_City_Superhero: Wait, Al Qaeda has regional branches now?

I wonder how much the franchise fee is?


144 virgins. Inflation and all.
 
2012-09-11 11:11:03 AM  
FTA: "Al-Shihri is a former inmate of Guantánamo Bay who was released to Saudi Arabia in 2007 and put through a Saudi rehabilitation program for militants, according to the Guardian."

Rehab for militants? "Hi, I'm BlueFalconPunch and I'm a recovering terrorist..."

On a more serios nore, this guy was realeased?! WTF!
 
2012-09-11 11:23:32 AM  
AQ having regional branches isn't new news.
 
2012-09-11 11:25:17 AM  
Kind of interesting seeing the media adopting corporate/business terms to describe the organization lately...
 
2012-09-11 11:27:18 AM  

flak attack: AQ having regional branches isn't new news.


Yeah, I love their Bilzzards.
 
2012-09-11 11:29:17 AM  
Of course. It's not like they've got a single supervillain lair somewhere.
 
2012-09-11 11:43:38 AM  
"I'm Achmed Mohammed Schrute, Assistant #2"
"That's Assistant to #2, Achmed".
 
2012-09-11 11:51:20 AM  

BlueFalconPunch: FTA: "Al-Shihri is a former inmate of Guantánamo Bay who was released to Saudi Arabia in 2007 and put through a Saudi rehabilitation program for militants, according to the Guardian."

Rehab for militants? "Hi, I'm BlueFalconPunch and I'm a recovering terrorist..."

On a more serios nore, this guy was realeased?! WTF!


Obama and his magic time machine strike again!
 
2012-09-11 11:51:42 AM  
Romney would have gotten number one. It's just how he operates. Always shoot for the top.
 
2012-09-11 11:52:05 AM  
From what I hear from a friend who still follows the show, a drone strike would be preferable than another season.
 
2012-09-11 11:54:39 AM  
Typical American aggression. If only we realized that they'd stop being terrorists if we stopped killing them.

/amidoingitrite?
 
2012-09-11 12:06:38 PM  
We keep killing # 2. Don't we know who # 1 is anymore?
 
2012-09-11 12:10:27 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: We keep killing # 2. Don't we know who # 1 is anymore?


He's somewhere on the ocean floor, with various parts of his person being converted to waste matter by the digestive tracts of fish.
 
2012-09-11 12:10:55 PM  
5 others in the car. Amazing how liberals are all for trial by drive strikes now that their guy is in charge. Code Pink still harassed Condi yet never Obama. Weird that inconsistency.
 
2012-09-11 12:10:55 PM  
Can someone just nuke that whole Middle East area?
 
2012-09-11 12:14:01 PM  
Am I the only one that thinks this is a serious waste of time and money?
 
2012-09-11 12:16:28 PM  
It's really just an Al Qaeda affiliate.
 
2012-09-11 12:19:40 PM  

URAPNIS: Am I the only one that thinks this is a serious waste of time and money?


No, but that doesn't make you any smarter.
 
2012-09-11 12:21:12 PM  

MyRandomName: 5 others in the car. Amazing how liberals are all for trial by drive strikes now that their guy is in charge. Code Pink still harassed Condi yet never Obama. Weird that inconsistency.


I thought Code Pink protested the DNC convention?
 
2012-09-11 12:30:43 PM  

flak attack: AQ having regional branches isn't new news.


This.

Al Qaeda works on a franchise/regional branch model, always has.

Besides the core AQ, the one OBL personally led based in Afghanistan & Pakistan, there is Al Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula, Al Qaeda in Iraq, Al Qaeda in the Islamic Maghreb (North Africa) and Al-Shabaab (the Somalian affiliate, which OBL apparently regarded as incompetent.)
 
2012-09-11 12:37:38 PM  

Silverstaff: flak attack: AQ having regional branches isn't new news.

This.

Al Qaeda works on a franchise/regional branch model, always has.

Besides the core AQ, the one OBL personally led based in Afghanistan & Pakistan, there is Al Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula, Al Qaeda in Iraq, Al Qaeda in the Islamic Maghreb (North Africa) and Al-Shabaab (the Somalian affiliate, which OBL apparently regarded as incompetent.)


I believe it's the term used that people are debating, not the cell-based operation.
 
2012-09-11 01:08:44 PM  

fappomatic: Sin_City_Superhero: Wait, Al Qaeda has regional branches now?

I wonder how much the franchise fee is?

144 virgins. Inflation and all.


That's just gross.
 
2012-09-11 01:12:50 PM  

Perducci: "I'm Achmed Mohammed Schrute, Assistant #2"
"That's Assistant to #2, Achmed".


Came here for that.
 
2012-09-11 02:00:40 PM  
Uhh, hard to mock the war on terror when you are only 10 years behind the learning curve, subby.
 
2012-09-11 02:05:32 PM  

URAPNIS: Am I the only one that thinks this is a serious waste of time and money bullets?


FTFY
 
2012-09-11 02:07:56 PM  

BlueFalconPunch: FTA: "Al-Shihri is a former inmate of Guantánamo Bay who was released to Saudi Arabia in 2007 and put through a Saudi rehabilitation program for militants, according to the Guardian."

Rehab for militants? "Hi, I'm BlueFalconPunch and I'm a recovering terrorist..."

On a more serios nore, this guy was realeased?! WTF!


Yeppers, nothing like a stay in Gitmo to make sure you'll want nothing more than to kill everyone who crosses your path for the rest of your natural life.
 
2012-09-11 02:23:45 PM  
URAPNIS: Am I the only one that thinks this is a serious waste of time and money?

There are a shiat ton of people of which their opinion doesn't matter that feel the same way
 
2012-09-11 04:24:29 PM  
Well, at lest he got a fair trial.
 
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