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(Sun Sentinel)   You're naked. You have a laptop, a pair of 3D glasses, 3 twenty-ounce cans of Ice House beer and a smashed cheeseburger. Without looking at the tag, what state are you in?   (weblogs.sun-sentinel.com) divider line 54
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2012-09-11 09:06:41 AM
Bliss.
 
2012-09-11 09:21:59 AM
Inebriation?
 
2012-09-11 09:22:38 AM
I would say it's a tie between East Texas and Florida...
 
2012-09-11 09:27:52 AM
The Hoff has a place in Florida?
 
2012-09-11 09:41:27 AM

Diogenes: The Hoff has a place in Florida?


Took 4 posts.
 
2012-09-11 09:46:50 AM

xanadian: Diogenes: The Hoff has a place in Florida?

Took 4 posts.


And I'm busy today.
 
2012-09-11 10:19:06 AM
img.photobucket.com?

img.photobucket.com?

encrypted-tbn0.google.com???
 
2012-09-11 10:23:34 AM
Without looking at the tag, what state are you in?

Oklay, subbs, I chuckled.
 
2012-09-11 12:00:43 PM
A smashed burger... why?
 
2012-09-11 12:01:04 PM

doglover: Bliss.


Done in one.
 
2012-09-11 12:01:47 PM
Euphoria
 
2012-09-11 12:03:08 PM
Your moms basement?
 
2012-09-11 12:04:37 PM
Denial.
 
2012-09-11 12:04:59 PM
You're naked. You have a laptop, a pair of 3D glasses, 3 twenty-ounce cans of Ice House beer and a smashed cheeseburger...

pics.imcdb.org

"Hit it."
 
2012-09-11 12:05:05 PM
Confusion?
 
2012-09-11 12:05:24 PM

Slartibeerfest: A smashed burger... why?


More surface area in direct contact with the griddle for a crispy, Maillard-reaction outside.
 
2012-09-11 12:06:49 PM
Nirvana?
 
2012-09-11 12:07:12 PM

Slartibeerfest: A smashed burger... why?


I dunno.

I punched a taco once.

It was satisfying on a deep personal level. The crowd cheered for some reason...
 
2012-09-11 12:10:11 PM
You are in a maze of twisty little states, all alike.
 
2012-09-11 12:12:44 PM
Shoot a fellow could have a pretty good time with all that stuff.
 
2012-09-11 12:12:54 PM
How am I not supposed to see the tag when it's 1/8th of an inch from the headline that starts off with "You're naked."
Or is this a trick question?
 
2012-09-11 12:15:48 PM
How did the cheeseburger get smashed?
 
2012-09-11 12:21:47 PM

doglover: Bliss.


And we have a winnar
 
2012-09-11 12:24:03 PM
What kind of laptop is it?
 
2012-09-11 12:36:22 PM
Well shoot. A fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.
 
2012-09-11 12:37:53 PM

Aarontology: Inebriation?


And your name is David Hasslehoff.
 
2012-09-11 12:40:13 PM
They still make Ice House beer?
 
2012-09-11 12:49:11 PM
examine gazebo
 
2012-09-11 12:50:10 PM
this is what happens when you party with Randy Travis.
 
2012-09-11 12:50:59 PM

Diogenes: The Hoff has a place in Florida?


That woudl be my guess.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-11 12:58:36 PM
Ahh, bachelor parties. Hope he makes it to the church on time.
 
2012-09-11 01:02:13 PM
If I'm in a swing state, no doubt I'm also on a bus headed to file my absentee ballot for Obama, so it's all good I suppose.
 
2012-09-11 01:03:39 PM

RembrandtQEinstein: examine gazebo


shoot wumpus.
 
2012-09-11 01:10:49 PM

Slartibeerfest: A smashed burger... why?


One of those new alcohol-infused burgers.
 
2012-09-11 01:12:28 PM
Why would I have to look at the tag to know what state I'm in?
 
2012-09-11 01:16:49 PM

Nick Nostril: What kind of laptop is it?


This
 
2012-09-11 01:18:22 PM

splat the whale: Shoot a fellow could have a pretty good time with all that stuff.



According TTFA that guy was anyway.
 
2012-09-11 01:34:25 PM

Uzzah: "Hit it."


That's what I was looking for...
 
2012-09-11 01:38:53 PM

doglover: Bliss.


I came to say exactly this. Bravo.
 
2012-09-11 01:46:22 PM
Deputies say they received complaints that the nude dude was following them and touching himself while he was naked

So, the deputies had a nude dude following them (white he was naked) and touching himself, and people complained about it?
Well, I guess some people are pretty discriminating with their entertainment choices. Maybe the deputies need to do this kind of thing in the privacy of their own homes from now on.
 
2012-09-11 01:47:09 PM
a0.twimg.com
 
2012-09-11 01:47:33 PM
If I was in jail with him I'd give him the name "Sandy McAsscrack".

And wackin' off at the beach is not for amatuers. You get one grain of sand in your lube (spit) and it can ruin your session.
 
2012-09-11 02:26:56 PM
Utah, gotta be Utah
 
2012-09-11 02:30:35 PM
A republican one?
 
2012-09-11 02:47:29 PM
Drunken?
 
2012-09-11 03:02:28 PM
you sure it wasn't a case of Red White and Blue?

(worst most popular beer evah)
 
2012-09-11 03:45:43 PM
The sun is about to set.

> get up

You stand up, and the world wobbles a bit and settles down. The sun sets.

It is now pitch dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

> east

Oh, no! You have walked into the slavering fangs of a lurking grue!
 
2012-09-11 03:49:14 PM
Did that sound like the first room in an IF game to anyone else?
 
2012-09-11 04:08:52 PM
www.blogcdn.com
Unimpressed.
 
2012-09-11 04:30:40 PM
Without an Arizona tag, no effort is required.
 
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