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(The Daily Commercial)   Cop's Facebook status after Obama's acceptance speech: Where's Lee Harvey Oswald or John Wilkes Booth when you need them?? :) Secret Service: LOLWUT   (dailycommercial.com) divider line 298
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2012-09-11 03:00:58 PM

umad: Fluorescent Testicle: Bullseyed: My best find so far:

For all of these posts, you seem to be completely missing the fact that they're all idiots - both this cop and those protesters. It's not a black and white issue, it's not "Ok when we/you do it," and neither side is in the right here.

If that were the case, all of you would be in here voicing your disapproval of such acts. Instead, all of you are busy trying to smear the entire right by claiming that they all agree with it. This is about scoring points, not being "right" and you know it.


So the response to someone condemning these acts is to tell them that they should be condemning these acts.

You are smart.
 
2012-09-11 03:01:35 PM

super_grass: Just a little perspective for y'all.


Cop = Random guy off the street

So vote Republican.
 
2012-09-11 03:03:38 PM

robohobo: Free speech, where did it go?


Wondering where Lee Harvey Oswald and John Wilkes Booth are buried is not free speech. If you unscramble the letters it clearly says "Someone needs to assassinate the president".
 
2012-09-11 03:04:29 PM

ehahn: GREAT for Sarah to speak her mind and state the obvious! Obama is a JOKE and the worst thing that could ever happen to this great country! He's had 4 years and failed miserably! Who do we know that gets FOUR years at a job, fail repeatedly, and KEEP their job??? NO ONE! Time to say bye-bye Obama! He will destroy this country is re-elected!


So someone should assassinate him?
 
2012-09-11 03:05:33 PM

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: It's equivalent to saying: "I wish somebody would kill the President."

Sorry, I don't see a threat there.


"Won't someone rid me of this meddlesome priest?"
 
2012-09-11 03:06:09 PM

BSABSVR: Eapoe6: Rwa2play: robohobo: Free speech, where did it go?

So I guess you're the type that'll yell "fire!" in a crowded theater amirite?

I would like to yell "fire" as you stand in front of a firing squad.

Just don't. Don't play tough on the internet.


Follow your own advice. Shhhhh.
 
2012-09-11 03:07:46 PM

Eapoe6: BSABSVR: Eapoe6: Rwa2play: robohobo: Free speech, where did it go?

So I guess you're the type that'll yell "fire!" in a crowded theater amirite?

I would like to yell "fire" as you stand in front of a firing squad.

Just don't. Don't play tough on the internet.

Follow your own advice. Shhhhh.


Please point out where I've threatened people with death, sunshine.
 
2012-09-11 03:08:02 PM

BSABSVR: umad: Fluorescent Testicle: Bullseyed: My best find so far:

For all of these posts, you seem to be completely missing the fact that they're all idiots - both this cop and those protesters. It's not a black and white issue, it's not "Ok when we/you do it," and neither side is in the right here.

If that were the case, all of you would be in here voicing your disapproval of such acts. Instead, all of you are busy trying to smear the entire right by claiming that they all agree with it. This is about scoring points, not being "right" and you know it.

So the response to someone condemning these acts is to tell them that they all of you should be condemning these acts.

You are smart.


You are smart.
 
2012-09-11 03:08:10 PM

Bullseyed: hdhale: Bullseyed: If I type "I wish I was getting a blow job right now!?!?! :)" does that mean I solicited prostitution?

No, but if you typed "I'd pay someone if they would give me a blow job right now!?!?! :)" Likely your significant other would not be amused upon reading it.

The Secret Service follows up on stuff like this all the time and has done so since before there was an Internet. It's a total judgment call which threats they take seriously enough to do something about it besides a cursory investigation.

Hard to imagine the SS was spying on people's facebook pages before the internet existed...


Amazing but true, people actually used to communicate their feelings, emotions, favorite music, photos of their dog, and even make public threats against the President before Facebook. Hell, even "One Day at a Time" had an episode where Ann Romano made threats against President Carter without meaning it and two Secret Service agents paid her a visit.

Stupid enough to say something publicly? You too might get a visit.
 
2012-09-11 03:08:37 PM

BSABSVR: So the response to someone condemning these acts is to tell them that they should be condemning these acts. You are smart.


Look at his username. He's not worth bothering with.
 
2012-09-11 03:11:15 PM
dumb ass, doesn't he know that at least some of the obamatards can read?

//lude
 
2012-09-11 03:11:50 PM
"Paid Leave?!"
Only in America

barentsobserver.com
Gee, nobody ever makes death threats against me,,,
At least, not anyone living
:)
 
2012-09-11 03:12:38 PM

lude: dumb ass, doesn't he know that at least some of the obamatards can read?


Irony Police, can I get a verdict here?
 
2012-09-11 03:13:14 PM

lemortede: Hmm... I keep finding all kinds of fun little things on changed Fark posts....like you cant put any angle brackets with words between them in your sentences. I swear you use to be able to...


<I have no idea what you mean.>
 
2012-09-11 03:14:50 PM

umad: BSABSVR: umad: Fluorescent Testicle: Bullseyed: My best find so far:

For all of these posts, you seem to be completely missing the fact that they're all idiots - both this cop and those protesters. It's not a black and white issue, it's not "Ok when we/you do it," and neither side is in the right here.

If that were the case, all of you would be in here voicing your disapproval of such acts. Instead, all of you are busy trying to smear the entire right by claiming that they all agree with it. This is about scoring points, not being "right" and you know it.

So the response to someone condemning these acts is to tell them that they all of you should be condemning these acts.

You are smart.

You are smart.


I'm aware that Fluorescent Testicle has no control over any poster other than herself, which makes me more aware than you, apparently.

Fluorescent Testicle: BSABSVR: So the response to someone condemning these acts is to tell them that they should be condemning these acts. You are smart.

Look at his username. He's not worth bothering with.


I know. *Sigh*

For all the crap the politics tab gets, it's like the farking Algonquin round table compared to when a thread gets crossposted to main.
 
2012-09-11 03:18:53 PM
FTFA: Tavares road patrol officer Sarah Coursey remains on paid administrative leave after making an alleged Facebook posting that the U.S. Secret Service is investigating as a threat against President Obama.

///Heaven... must be missing a dickwit
 
2012-09-11 03:35:53 PM

BSABSVR: I'm aware that Fluorescent Testicle has no control over any poster other than herself, which makes me more aware than you, apparently.


You are mistaken. Fluorescent Testicle is exactly like the nutjobs in his/her political party because everybody in the party has the exact same beliefs. This means he/she is obviously part of the problem. There is no grey. Only black and white.
 
2012-09-11 03:40:29 PM

BSABSVR: Eapoe6: BSABSVR: Eapoe6: Rwa2play: robohobo: Free speech, where did it go?

So I guess you're the type that'll yell "fire!" in a crowded theater amirite?

I would like to yell "fire" as you stand in front of a firing squad.

Just don't. Don't play tough on the internet.

Follow your own advice. Shhhhh.

Please point out where I've threatened people with death, sunshine.


Wow, the media has some hold on your mind. Go watch your TV.
 
2012-09-11 03:40:44 PM
Has Fark always been so full of liberal sheep?
 
2012-09-11 03:42:06 PM

BSABSVR: Look at his username. He's not worth bothering with.

I know. *Sigh*

For all the crap the politics tab gets, it's like the farking Algonquin round table compared to when a thread gets crossposted to main.


This is hilarious comiing from you by the way. Especially since we are discussing behavior that is common to both sides of the aisle.
 
2012-09-11 03:44:03 PM
Quick call the FBI. Someone has insulted the President on the Internet!!!!
 
2012-09-11 03:47:39 PM
I was told the secret service has a great sense of humor, what happened?
 
2012-09-11 03:49:10 PM

Bullseyed: jodaveki: Bullseyed: jodaveki: It'd be interesting to see if this kind of sentiment has been expressed as frequently during past presidencies. I just don't recall so much viceral hate toward such as Bush I or II, or Clinton. How about Carter? Or Nixon?

That's because you're a liberal. It was hard to find a single newspaper without op ed letters about how people hoped Bush died.

Funny, cuz I was a registered Republican all 8 years and voted for him twice-- which I now regard as grave errors. All I remember were calls to have him tried along with Cheney & Rumsfeld as war criminals. I don't recall hearing so many say he should be murdered/assassinated/killed.

Anything else, farkwad?

/I don't use people's political leanings as insults. I have more spine.

You don't remember it, ergo it never happened, right?

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http://www.zombietime.com/zomblog/?p=621

You're so laughably uniformed that it is a national tragedy that you are voting.


Your point is a bit diminished by the fact that most of those are the same crazy guy.
 
2012-09-11 03:59:14 PM

manimal2878: Your point is a bit diminished by the fact that most of those are the same crazy guy.


How exactly? Does committing the same felony multiple times make you immune to arrest? I thought the opposite happened...
 
2012-09-11 04:09:00 PM

Bullseyed: manimal2878: Your point is a bit diminished by the fact that most of those are the same crazy guy.

How exactly? Does committing the same felony multiple times make you immune to arrest? I thought the opposite happened...


Was the cop in TFA arrested? Did the SS have a talk with mister crazy?
 
2012-09-11 04:11:25 PM

umad: If that were the case, all of you would be in here voicing your disapproval of such acts.


You clearly haven't been paying attention.
 
2012-09-11 04:15:35 PM

jodaveki: Otto_E_Rodika: Not that hard if you really wanted to find it.
Kill Bush GIS

At one time, you could buy the t-shirt from Cafe Press. Try the same search but substitute "Kill Obama" and see what comes up. Find a t-shirt? Or a pre-printed sign. Or bumper sticker? Keep trying.

Good starting point. Led me here, a blogxhaustive inquiry wrt the death threats against Bush.

Interesting:
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Note the query at the bottom...

So dead American soldiers in a questionable invasion seem the fuel for the fire. Does the shape of the economy, an imperfect reform of health insurance, pro-gay marriage statements, the repeal of DADT, fiscal stimulus & quasi-amnesty for immigrant children qualify to ignite the same kind of fire against Obama that was lit against Bush?


Or do I strawman too much?


Does the fact that under Obama, three times as many Americans have died in Afghanistan as under Bush mean anything? Or that unlike Obama, Bush never executed American citizens with drone strikes mean anything? Or that since demanding our withdrawal from Iraq, Obama has now opened the door for Iranian fly-overs to support Al Qaeda now operating in Syria? Or his support of the Muslim Brotherhood in Egypt during the Arab Spring, which has predictably led to Islamic extremism taking over the country (see today's headline), does that mean anything?

To the left - of course not. The strawman is not trying to say that it is somehow justified to demand Bush's assassination because he inspired more hatred, it is pretending that there is consistent outrage when all evidence proves otherwise.
 
2012-09-11 04:24:14 PM

Calmamity: vacation


Pretty much came here to say this.
 
2012-09-11 04:28:39 PM

MooseUpNorth: umad: If that were the case, all of you would be in here voicing your disapproval of such acts.

You clearly haven't been paying attention.


Voicing disapproval != claiming it is only done by the right (and is done by everyone the right)
 
2012-09-11 04:38:44 PM

Godscrack: *Isolated incident

Two Police Officers Fired for Death Threats Against Obama

Cop's alleged threat against Michelle Obama being investigated by Secret Service

Cambridge Conservative Police Officer To Obama: Butt Out of My Buisness

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Can you spot the ex-cop in this photo? Answer: all of them!

www.holocaustresearchproject.org
 
2012-09-11 04:44:48 PM

Eapoe6: BSABSVR: Eapoe6: BSABSVR: Eapoe6: Rwa2play: robohobo: Free speech, where did it go?

So I guess you're the type that'll yell "fire!" in a crowded theater amirite?

I would like to yell "fire" as you stand in front of a firing squad.

Just don't. Don't play tough on the internet.

Follow your own advice. Shhhhh.

Please point out where I've threatened people with death, sunshine.

Wow, the media has some hold on your mind. Go watch your TV.


Go threaten people with death, tough guy.
 
2012-09-11 04:45:36 PM

umad: This is hilarious comiing from you by the way.


You know nothing about me. Don't pretend that you do. it's unseemly.
 
2012-09-11 04:57:50 PM

umad: claiming it is only done by the right (and is done by everyone the right)


[citation required]
 
2012-09-11 05:13:04 PM
I would think this is the rare occurrence where the dumbass tag should have trumped the Florida tag.
 
2012-09-11 05:34:46 PM

Bullseyed: jodaveki: It'd be interesting to see if this kind of sentiment has been expressed as frequently during past presidencies. I just don't recall so much viceral hate toward such as Bush I or II, or Clinton. How about Carter? Or Nixon?

That's because you're a liberal. It was hard to find a single newspaper without op ed letters about how people hoped Bush died.


Bullshiat.

This is a transprent, and stupid, lie.

If there were so goddamned many of them that it's hard not to find one, give us a link to one.

Just one.

Or be exposed as the dishonest peice of crap you are.
 
2012-09-11 05:46:08 PM

Cythraul: Left-leaning cop? Is there such a thing?


Those cops that dumped out my weed or made me pour out my beer when I was a minor.

Maybe they weren't necessarily 'left-leaning', but they were definitely not mindless, sociopathic drones with badges.

/has also had too many encounters with mindless, sociopathic drones with badges
 
2012-09-11 06:16:28 PM
i.imgur.com

This is what I imagine the "informed" Farkers that post about politics look like.

Cats make politics better.
 
2012-09-11 07:36:56 PM
ALL WHITE MALES NEED TO BE LOCKED UP IN PRISON
 
2012-09-11 07:44:56 PM
I should know better than to be surprised by the conservative white knights in this thread.

But somehow, I still kind of am...

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2012-09-11 08:34:36 PM

Bullseyed: Fluorescent Testicle: Bullseyed: My best find so far:

For all of these posts, you seem to be completely missing the fact that they're all idiots - both this cop and those protesters. It's not a black and white issue, it's not "Ok when we/you do it," and neither side is in the right here.

So why were none of those people questioned? Arrested? Put on leave from their jobs?


I posted a cool story bro of someone I know getting questioned for something much more innocuous than those protestors. But you go right ahead and keep 'Just asking questions'. As for getting put on leave, again, you've had that dick slapped up against you face so many times now I don't see why anyone should bother repeating that things actually are different for public servants than other job sectors.
 
2012-09-11 08:49:56 PM

onlyadistraction: ALL WHITE MALES NEED TO BE LOCKED UP IN PRISON


THIS. No seriously, THIS. farking crackers.
 
2012-09-11 08:59:17 PM
Pay cops a lot more money (no, even more than that) and you might get integrity back into the field. As it is, those people with the qualities we'd like LEO's to have, are choosing better paying, safer jobs.

Conversely, a LEO with better education, superior morality, bravery and ethics will be more difficult to order into questionable tactics such as no-knock raids and peaceful protest disruption.
 
2012-09-11 11:28:08 PM

Frederick: Pay cops a lot more money (no, even more than that) and you might get integrity back into the field. As it is, those people with the qualities we'd like LEO's to have, are choosing better paying, safer jobs.


The more y'all get paid, the more Republican you'll be, and the more you'll be likely to want Obama dead.

Besides, Officers make a farkload of money already. Something like six times the median where I live. How much more do you want?
 
2012-09-12 12:02:33 AM

fnordfocus: Frederick: Pay cops a lot more money (no, even more than that) and you might get integrity back into the field. As it is, those people with the qualities we'd like LEO's to have, are choosing better paying, safer jobs.

The more y'all get paid, the more Republican you'll be, and the more you'll be likely to want Obama dead.

Besides, Officers make a farkload of money already. Something like six times the median where I live. How much more do you want?


So if the median is say, $50,000 -you believe cops are making $300,000? That doesnt sound right.
 
2012-09-12 12:12:49 AM

Frederick: fnordfocus: Frederick: Pay cops a lot more money (no, even more than that) and you might get integrity back into the field. As it is, those people with the qualities we'd like LEO's to have, are choosing better paying, safer jobs.

The more y'all get paid, the more Republican you'll be, and the more you'll be likely to want Obama dead.

Besides, Officers make a farkload of money already. Something like six times the median where I live. How much more do you want?

So if the median is say, $50,000 -you believe cops are making $300,000? That doesnt sound right.


Median in Oakland is about $30,000 and the average Officer makes about $188,000.
 
2012-09-12 12:36:03 AM

fluffy2097: PanicMan: I really wish the SS had an official FB and twitter and actually publicly shamed people like this.

The could put The Monarch in charge of getting the videos!


Minty fresh!
 
2012-09-12 12:58:06 AM

fnordfocus: Frederick: fnordfocus: Frederick: Pay cops a lot more money (no, even more than that) and you might get integrity back into the field. As it is, those people with the qualities we'd like LEO's to have, are choosing better paying, safer jobs.

The more y'all get paid, the more Republican you'll be, and the more you'll be likely to want Obama dead.

Besides, Officers make a farkload of money already. Something like six times the median where I live. How much more do you want?

So if the median is say, $50,000 -you believe cops are making $300,000? That doesnt sound right.

Median in Oakland is about $30,000 and the average Officer makes about $188,000.


I'd expect there are a lot of applicants then. Have you applied?
 
2012-09-12 06:06:53 AM

Frederick: fnordfocus: Frederick: fnordfocus: Median in Oakland is about $30,000 and the average Officer makes about $188,000.

I'd expect there are a lot of applicants then. Have you applied?


Given the city's current financial situation, where the POA allowed layoffs instead of negotiating on benefits, there aren't any open positions.

When there were, they weren't really open to the general public. Pretty much relatives and occasional lateral transfers from what I've heard.
 
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